>go to the local kinosseum
>the popcorn mines and natural butter springs have dried up
>>84202297
lmao, is this the thread where we pretend absurd things happen at our local theatre like manlet pits and general examinations?
>tfw kino-club card won't swipe in the showers
>>84202297
my kinoma ran out of crab legs so i had to eat my theatre hawk
Then i went to the popcorn mines (careful to avoid the manlet pits) to get some kino corn
But then i was late for my penis inspection in the theatre showers so i had to be the spotter for the designated shooter
>>84202297
I fucking loved mission hill. wish it went on for longer