>buy 3 tickets with 5 friends >enter with 3 friends >walk

>>84197782
...What?

They rip your tickets so you can't just reuse them, dude.

>>84197782
You can't reuse tickets. This only works if the attendant doesn't care enough to pay attention to the people coming in.

>eat a lot of high fiber foods
>go into theater 3 minutes before movie starts
>fart incessantly and loudly
>everyone leaves or dies
How will movie goers ever recover?

>>84197782
That's pretty clever, but I don't have any friends.

>>84197887
wtf do you think the guy is like the terminator? he doesnt remember anything except what time his shift ends

>>84197887

You can let them in the back of the theater.

>>84197782
Like anyone here has 5 friends who would all hang out with them

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>>84197782
>go see film by myself
>buy 2 tickets so attendant doesn't think I'm a loser

>>84198334
Da fuu

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>>84198436
>walk out and give one ticket to another guy
>he throws it in the bin

Will cinemas ever recover?

>>84198480
>see any movie in burgerland
>people clap at the end of it
>sometimes at the beginning
Cinemas will never recover

What movie?

>>84200818
Cinema will never recover 2: Recovery

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>Buy cinema ticket
>Person asks me if I have a Cinema License and says that it is illegal to watch films in the UK without one
>Tell them I do
>I actually don't

>>84197782
you don't have 5 friends

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>>84197880
uhhh, should I tell him guys?