>"War for the Planet of the Apes is a stunning masterpiece.

>>84179352
Since Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out years ago I've been saying this is by far the best sci fi franchise in existence right now and by the end of this series of films it will be a legendary franchise, even more so than it is now.

>>84179352
Let me guess...he grew up with Planet of the Apes, thought there were some pacing issues, but overall thought it was awesome and used the word "epic" at least twice?

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>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related

>>84179854
kek

>>84179854
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
This line ruins the illusion

>even considering the opinion of a worthless internet pleb.

You kids are disgusting. He is not even a film critic, just a movie fan. And I would tell that to Zod's snapped neck's face!

>>84179854
Top kek.

>>84179352
monkino? what?

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>>84180854

>>84179352

>be on chan for years
>always see this fucking ftgthole fucktard

Who is he? Looks like the douche canoe from Step Brothers but gayer

>I really liked War of the Planet of the Apes. It's just amazingly good. I loved it. It was so great
>Why did you love it?
>It's just a really, really, really good film. Highly recommended.