A beautiful woman catches your eye. You have to impress her with

>walk up to her with massive erection
>clearly visible through my pants
>she sees it
>"the fire rises"
>walk away

MOOOMY
BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCK

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>>84178033
You know how it goes

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me and you. You don't get to bring friends.

>>84178033
I LIKE TO

>>84178073
>Clearly visible
I wish this could be the case for me.

>>84178084
BABY WANT TIT MILK

>>84178033
"You probably don't want anything to do with me. I'm cute though. Built good."

>>84178033
>Approach qt
>"I'm a big guy for you"
>360 and moonwalk away

>>84178033
what is your tax policy?

>>84178033
How would she catch my eye? I'd never throw either one of my eyes at anyone. That's fucked up man.

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>makes thread
>everybody bane posts

>>84178033
I drive

>>84178033
You didn't just save my life, brown eyes. You made my life worth saving.

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>>84178033
JUST GIMME THE GODDAMN NUMBER

What news of the Riddemark?

YO BABY, YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASS HOLE LICKED OUT BY A GUY IN AN OVER COAT?

>>84178250
Hi Dr. Pepe I'm CIA

>>84178033
https://youtu.be/GhoVCSlgMzU?t=1m30s

>>84178033
what does your cunt taste like?

You know, I'm really wired. What do you say I.... TAKEYOUHOMEANDEATYOURPUSSY

>>84178033
OH MR JEFFRIES THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

"..."

>>84178033
>I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>84178033
I have a 7" penis

>>84178033
>Well hello there, beautiful*

*she is in fact not beautiful

>>84178033
>I have framed posters of Samus and a huge Funko Pop collection
>You can see them, but we have to be really quiet so my mom doesn't wake up

bitches leave

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>>84178033
>on your back and get wet

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>>84178033
>WAS GEBBING FUGGED BY MY BENIN PARD OF YOUR BLAN?

>>84178033
My nipples look like Milk Duds

Don't just stare at it, EAT IT

HERE´SSS JOHNYYY!!!!!!

Do you suck dicks?

>have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Party rockers in the house tonight

Are you a Star Wars fan, cause you're the Obi Wan for me.

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>>84179000
Came here to post this.
Also, checked.

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson?

Girl: No. Why?

Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

works every time

>>84178033
If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

>>84180568
Cashmeousideowbowda!

i can only jerk it to porn stars who died tragically young.
it makes it wonderful that these live traces are left of them. even though they were performing in something artificial, they were genuinely being fucked. they were alive and their hearts were racing and now mine is.
they were genuinely alive and i though i never knew them i got to see them make that face and those noises and i am genuinely grateful they chose a career in porn. almost makes you want to start a trust fund for their kids till you realise it wil diminish their chances of working in porn later down the line.

>>84178033
>get close to her ear
>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT *points "gun"*

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>84178033
Do you swallow ?
(Me, Myself and Irene)

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>>84178033

>hot Girl walks up two ugly girls
>"You don't get to bring friends"

>>84178033
That is an awesome shirt he is wearing, damn. I love shot silk.

>>84180831
You didn't have to say the title, that's exactly the movie I thought.