>buy 2 tickets with 3 friends >enter with 2 friends >walk

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>Buy popcorn
>Throw it on the floor
>Say you spilled and need a refund
>Eat new popcorn and floor popcorn
>2 popcorns for the price of one

>>84175307
Don't they tear your ticket when you go through? Or check ticket stubs once everyone is seated?

>>84175363
yeah so 2 guys with broken stubs come in because they both left to get drinks :^)

it worked a lot when i was a kid. the guys there are minimum wage teenagers and care less about you rorting them than you do about getting a free movie.

>>84175307
I wish i had friend

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>>84175307
>tfw the bun has more calories than the meat

>>84175390
>he's not on a paleo-diet
have fun being fat, retard

>>84175817
>hes not on a protein fasting diet

literally 5/7 days i eat 6 scoops of protein and vitamins

the other 2 days i just eat meat and veg AND 6 scoops of protein

LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND WITH THE MOST BORING DIET EVER INVENTED

wtf how has no one thought of this one

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>>84175817
>>84175871
>>84175390
>He's not exclusively Soylent

Jesus Christ. Powder at home, Cacao at the Kino is what i always say.

>>84175307
There was a backdoor into an alley at my local theater and all the high school kids would pull the "one person buys the tickets and opens that door for everybody else to sneak in" trick

Doesnt the ticketboy notice?

Up it one more notch by returning the first ticket when every ones seated and using the other ticket to get back in. But me and my friends don't do that anymore. We literally go to the exit of the theaters, wait for movie goers to leave and walk in.

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>>84175307
im fucking retarded, someone visualize this in MSpaint pls. im serious.

Went on a date for the first time in like two years to local cinema and i wanted to do it right so i brought a few bucks to tip as i've red it custom, so i tip gentleman at box office, i tip slow man to takes the ticket, i tip popcorn vendor and even usher, but the girl i took when we sit down she was cold as if i committed faux pas and I'm not sure who else i was supposed to tip?

>>84176014
Same, don't get how this is supposed to work or if its just a meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaSnGwD2qM

>>84176027
Did you tip the shooter? If not you can start looking for another theatre to go to.

>>84176014
>>84176045
I call bait on these posts, because literal pre-schoolers could understand this

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>>84176014
>>84176045

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>Everybody worries about sneaking *in*
>No-one even thinks about sneaking *out*

>>84176076
>having black friends
no wonder you're a thief

>>84176014
Ok. You buy two tickets, which you and one other person use to get in. You come back out with both stubs and give one to friend 3, who uses it to get in

>>84176076
your kidding right?
this is even more complicated

>>84175307
yeah at my kino we look out for that shit. we've literally Caledonia the cops to Esco teens out before because of that shit. have fun being barred from not only our plaza but also the local mall plaza

>>84176090
Kinohaus Sales Retainer Technician here
We don't check people's tickets when they leave the screens

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>>84176113
>have fun being barred from our plaza

FUCK YOUR PLAZA
Caledonia the cops, i don't give a fuck.

>>84176014
>>84176045
Ok retards. Here's how we're going to do it. I'll tells ya plain and simple
*begin montage*
Retard boy and autism man. You two buy a ticket each and get inside the theater see. I'll be standing outside.
When you are both inside, sitting down in your seats, autism man, give your ticket stub to retard boy. Now retard boy has two ticket stubs ya see. Now retard boy. This is simple. Don't fuck it up. You come outside with both ticket stubs and give one to me. You get back in the theater with the other ticket stub see. Now I'm gonna stand outside with my ticket stub for about 10 minutes just to get the heat off me. And I then proceed to walk in with said ticket stub that said retard boy supposedly gave me see. Boom. Now we're rollin in the dough baby.

>>84176113
id like to see you prove it lad
go on get the cctv
oh youre not gonna get it cause youre stuck here stubbing tickets?
better let me in
oh called the manager hey
yeah this guy called me a faggot
yeah he said some bullshit like this other guy didnt come in already and then called him a faggot too
is this how your employees operate?
im gonna tweet about this to my followers, got like 10k

>>84176154
but autism man doesn't have a ticket?
what happens when the ticket inspector comes into the screen between the trailers and the start of the film?

I usually just buy one ticket then hope movies for 6 hours

>>84176154
this guy gets it

>>84176188
that never happens

if it happens in your fantasy you lost your ticket or threw it in the bin, nobody told me i had to keep a fucking ticket, what are the bins for? fuck outta here faggot

>>84176151
It's the penis inspector I'm worried about desu, I almost always get popcorn butter on my wang and they don't let me leave until I return to the cinema showers.

>Get to theater early to get best spot
>Play arcade games for a while at a dollar a pop
>Now i have no money for ticket

I wish i was a better planner

>TWO MEN ENTER
>ONE MAN LEAVES
Classic cinema experience desu. Not seen my kinobuddy since he got sent to the mines six years ago.

>>84176188
Shut the fuck up retard boy. See this why I do all the thinking in this gang and you two are just the muscle arrrrgggh.
If the ticket inspector comes around see autism man will say he threw his ticket stub in the trash because he didn't know he needed it any more see.

>>84176351
That won't work at my Kinoplex
They have a no tolerance policy on that sort of shit. No ticket, no film.

>>84176351
But boss, where will you sit since we only have two seats and everywhere else is full with tickets to show that they own the spot?

my local Flick Trough, i think of this every time i want to tell someone to shut the fuck up

>According to Lomax, he was at the movie with his girlfriend and her three teenagers, enjoying the film and laughing, when a man in front of him -- not Cialella -- told him to quiet down.
>"We can't laugh?" Lomax recalled asking.
>A second man threw popcorn at the family, and a brawl ensued.
>Lomax said he was fighting with the first man when the second man pulled out a gun and fired, striking him in the left arm.
>A defense lawyer argued that Cialella was being choked and punched as he tried to break up the fight and fired in self-defense.
>"He's a marksman," lawyer Greg Pagano said. "If he wanted to shoot to kill, he would have."


Read more: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Iraq-Vet-Charged-with-Movie-Theater-Shooting.html#ixzz4aa04XAx8

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>>84176014
herefam

>>84176576
whyd i visit the front desk at step 4 lad

please confirm

Is there a single minimum wage job out there where the workers care less than theatre workers? You could light the place on fire and they probably wouldn't even call 911. You can get away with anything at a theatre.

>>84176607
you have to go past it to get outside

>>84176432
*mocking voice*
"Buh baws wair wil yoo sit"
I'll sit where I god damn please. This ain't one of em assigned seats theaters is it. If it is lets high tail it outta here for the fuzz arrives and play hookey at the other theater see

>>84175307
This is why they tear off part of your ticket and use assigned seating :)

>>84176841
how the fuck does a torn ticket prove anything? it proves the guy who came in had a torn ticket

assigned seating is pretty much only for premiers

>>84176576
Kek

>>84176841
There's still re-entry

Trying this later

>this fucking thread

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>>84175307
>order a hotdog
>get a fish special topping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0doeE4pKNw

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>>84178595

This doesnt actually work btw

>>84176076
>Friend 2 already in kino atrium

>>84180669
see>>84176076