Captain America and now Don Draper? Her jewssy must have mag

>>84165514
she's a doll. she has the exact same mannerisms and personality as my ex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNBOHeRAp4

its 50 minutes long so just randomly start scrolling around, you will like her. if you watch 5 minutes of her talking.

>>84166023

There's plenty of girls like that who don't look so jewy

>>84165514
she's pretty cute and she hooked up with captain america because they made "gifted" together and WHY NOT?
seriously, she's cute. Deal with it

>>84165514
Fell a little bit in love with her from a Drunk History episode, have not seen her in anything else.

>>84165514
Are Jewish women capable of actual love? I often time day dream about Jewesses like Eva Green, Kat Dennings and Lizzy Caplan but always get sad by the fact that they would only be with me because of money.

https://youtu.be/i041b_BMgL4?t=2m14s

I will never understand Jon Hamm. The guy is a literal 10 and almost every public relationship he's been in is with 5s and 6s.

>>84166380

>The guy is a literal 10

N-no h-h-homo?

>>84166380
nah he is a 9 maybe.

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>>84165514
She's qt desu

>>84166376
saggy ass. but great hip to waist ratio.

>>84166380
He's been losing hair.

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>>84166485
>>84166376
I think its my absolute hatred for jews that makes me want to impregnate their women so badly.

>>84166518
haha what? are you retarded

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>>84166380

What is wrong with her fucking MOUTH

https://www.google.com/search?q=Jennifer+Westfeldt&source=lnms&tbm=isch

>>84166550
Dude is an alcoholic of course he is losing hair.

Feels good to know I'm hooking up with hotter chicks than Captain America or Don Draper. This is a huge confidence boost OP thanks

>>84166472
agreed

>>84166635
Hooking up with? Probably not. Dating? Sure.

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>>84166550
may bad man, you werent lying...
JUST

>>84166635
>implying u are
bullshit. Post pics or watch that webm of jenny half naked and dare say that again

>>84166635

Cap has fugged Gisele Bundchen, Vida Guerra, Jessica Biel, Emmy Rossum, Kristin Cavallari, Kate Bosworth

>>84166488
I don't get it, why is this being spammed?

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>>84166304

I date a hot Jewess that looks exactly like Lizzy Caplan. She chased me to the ends of the earth through two different two year long relationships with other girls over years. She played the long game, got me. We've been dating for six months. Intense bdsm relationship. Best sex I've ever had in my entire life. I wouldn't say I'm in love with her, but I'm irrationally and uncontrollably aroused by her all day and night. She's like a lizard monster that's leashed my by the cock. it's so weird

>>84165514
She's a professional beard. I thought you morons knew that Evans is a massive faggot, guess not.

Remember when Evans was /ourguy/ until we found out he's a Hilary supporter?

>>84166673
JUST JUST JUST
What the fuck man that doesn't even look like normal balding... is this what alcohol abuse does to you? Is that flask full of gin?

>>84166857
He's just balding because he's high test.

>>84165514
I think she's pretty cute honestly

>>84166748
isn't this the relationship with lena and adam from Girls ?

She's probably fun to be around and seems like she would be energetic in bed.

There are a lot more important things that pure attractiveness if you have to be with someone every day of your life.

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>>84166673
Holy shit.

>>84166908

Never watched the show, but Lena is abhorrent. It's a loveless sex based nightmare relationship, but I wouldn't trade it for anything really. She an ex professional dominatrix that works in corporate now. Weirdest fucking springtime of my youth

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>>84166581

She chose the wrong doctor. Fucking unfortunate too, she was waifu material in KJS.

>>84166964

balding but with a footlong. I could live with it

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>>84166740
he is going to get spam until the rangers get the wildcard and knock those faggot ass astros out the playoffs
>MFW

>>84167018

With his money he could easily get plugs. I wonder why he hasn't done it yet.

>>84166518
>>84166673
>tfw Hamm is balding at 46 while you're already balding at 25

JUST

>>84166595
Wait this is a side effect of alcoholism? I was planning on making that my lifestyle

>>84166964
thats more of a fold crease rather than a bulge

>>84167176
you justing too bro?

>>84165514
>these dudes are so far out of her league
Dude most women date men above their league unless they are landwhale or a quasimodo, women can be choosy

>>84167360
What?

Leave the fucking house once in a while anon

>>84166209
Like, seriously.

>>84167458
sorry anon he is right

>>84166985
this sounds horrible

fucking freak

>>84167532
Complete and utter bullshit, most men date solely on appearance, it's not in most women's top 3

>>84167483
Literally.

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>>84167360

>most women date men above their league

>>84167458
literally the most retarded person in the thread right now

>>84167202
nah man his dick is 15 inches and gets thinner and crooked to the right at the tip

She has a full good body. Trim belly and a nice big rump. I don't know if I want to fuck her or cook her.

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>>84167360

>>84167458
he's right though

>>84167483
>>84167576
what's going on here. I mean, did my post sound like.. im a sassy teenage girl?

>>84167777
THIS
B
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>>84165514
Hamm's career is in the shitter because among other things, he thought he's above capeshit, so he's hooking up with a Jew so (((they))) will forgive him and cast him in stuff again.

>>84165514
You motherfuckers don't understand.
Jewish women are sexual animals, the raunchiest, dirtiest sex i ever had was with a Jewish chick i roomed with. Shouting, choking slapping i think they all have next level daddy issues and self loathing, god bless them. Only girl who came close was a Brazilian chick, im not sure but i think all hue women are taught at some school how to fuck like pornstars

>>84168281
>next level daddy issues

nothing compared to negresses

>>84168082

>Thank you for fucking our women goyim, we will now make you Superman

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This is her numale ex husband. Jenny a cute and I don't mind her at all making up for lost time.

Expect MEW to be doing the same thing soon.

I need more of her and Ron Funches as lawyers.

>this Cosmo-tier sex gossip

/tv/ is cattier and bitchier than any gaggle of sluts

>>84168281
>>84168943
Jewish girls have nothing on black chicks and half Asians, or even mega conservative Christians.

>>84169129
>half Asians
THIS

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stop making fun of my jewfu!

She doesn't even look Jewish

>>84168990
That's how it works

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>>84169445

>She doesn't even look Jewish

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>>84169445
>She doesn't even look Jewish

>>84166023
I was in love with her around the time this came out. V cute jewess.

why thr fuck does don smile like that? It makes me depressed

>>84169007
>I don't mind her at all making up for lost time.

I mean she almost certainly cheated on him throughout the marriage.

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>>84170216
He hadn't had a drink yet.

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>>84169445

>>84170042
>>84170019
>>84166023
this bitch is fucking insufferable and i normally lovv jewesses

i thought i hated her...but i don't really anymore?

>>84170276
Canadian Club is a pure garbage brand of whisky, i pray for Jonny boy's soul

AYY BOYO WHEN YOU WAKE UP THIS THREAD WILL BE THERE FOR YOU

t. your snownigger friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

>mfw this hasn't been posted yet

>>84170567
Norm is a national treasure. Wasn't there a lot of outrage about this when it came out.

>>84170741

no lol

doesn't she supposedly have a tiny pussy? that always helps

I'd let this babe beak ram my fart box!

As my dad says, "you're just a poser until you you get plugged by a brown noser!"

>>84166748
so she waited 4 years to sodomize you?

>>84165514
she's ugly cute in a way.

>>84166376
god damn.

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>>84170239

>>84166748
How2 do this? I've only dated anglos and middle easterners. There are barely any Jews in new Zealand :''(

>>84172369
Try anal

>>84166380
I think his alleged alcoholism has probably held back his career and maybe some relationships.

>>84166673
He can just get an hair transplant like every other balding celebrity out there.

>>84169445
Nigga....

>>84173086
well yeah, it ended his relationship with that woman he dated for like 15 years.

Hngh

>>84173086
>alleged alcoholism
lol

>>84166380
I think he's got pretty low confidence and self-esteem. He was a huge failure prior to Mad Men and now he's a failure after it so he just keeps settling for /uglywomen/

>>84165514
Captain is a Jew himself

>>84175114
>I think he's got pretty low confidence and self-esteem.

He is literally the heir to the Hamms beer fortune and his family is 100 year old St. Louis high society.

He could never work a day in his life and it wouldn't even cut into his family's principal wealth, he could just live off of the interest.

Is she still fertile

>>84166380
Some attractive guys just do this. I think it's an insecurity meets narcissism thing. Like, too pussy to go for the hot girl, but also wants to exert power a less hot girl and make her swoon.

>>84166673
I'm less concerned about his hair and more concerned with his outfit and stance. Jesus fucking christ is this a bad pic

>>84167360
Dohoho. Wait til you're older and the whole dating game gets flipped

Only really hot women get to be choosy in their 30s, the tables definitely turn.

>>84176453
I know a guy like this. He is probably a 9. Dates 6-7s and cheats on them. It's easier for him than to get a 10 and be her slave

>>84175217
Wrong Steve/Chris

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>>84166380
Hes an alkie frat douche

>>84177399
Wow, that's super fucked if true

any women automatically get +4 to their score if they're jewish, because their kid will be jewish and the tribe will be forced to take you in to make sure the child succeeds and you won't teach them the way of the goyim.

a 5/10 is a 9/10 if shes jewish

Hamm wants to be a comedian, in comedy culture, hence all those comedy cameos. Dating someone involved in comedy would have a high allure for him.

>>84177399
>He became MAD, really MAD
Kek, man

>>84170567
Why is she such a stuck up cunt? Isn't she supposed to be a comedian?
>mfw I used to find Kassem funny

>>84165514
fuck yourself racist byatch

>>84177846
Her recent movie flopped so I doubt that will help him

>>84165514
ugly as fuck, but maybe she has important connections to some jews in the biz