Would you watch a show hosted by Joe Rogan that was about nothing

why is the dark egg so big compared to the white egg

>>84155224
He'll find some way to talk about elk, so no thanks.

Someone has to do it.

>small and white
>big and brown
what did he mean by this?

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my GF is currently reading this

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>>84155350

>>84155510
Cool commercial

>>84155224
why are there no jalanenos in this image joe

>>84155510
on his podcast right now he's talking about elk as if it's some fucking mystical meat - just because he kills it himself

>>84155423
I bet she thinks it's so wacky and weird

They say you are what you eat..

explains why his head looks like an egg

>>84155510
Wow, thanks @yodersmokers!

>>84155510
woldnt be a trademarked joe rogan meal without watery shit all over the plate

do you ever wonder if yoshi poos eggs and what they smell like? haha

>>84155224
No, especially after seeing the runny mess he makes of them.

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>>84155891
>>84155968

>>84155617
have you seen the size of those things?! they'll fuck you up son

>>84155510
wtf i want Elk™ now

>>84155998
I would eat that without a second thought and still manage to power through my second kettle bell workout of the day. It's funny how everyone on here shits on Joe for eating like this, and yet he is physically and mentally superior to every single one of you. Odd.

Have you ever thought of the first guy that ate a chicken egg? What was going through his mind? He just watched this chicken push this thing out of it's asshole(birds only have one hole) and thought "You know what? I want to eat that." Did he debate it? Was he considered an outsider or a revolutionary? Do you think he had to work to convince others to partake?

>UNGH, me tell you it am good just try.

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>>84156079

>>84156079
aw come on Joe we were just foolin' around
just jokin', come on

>>84155510
he is such a basic bitch chef not to mention all the food he posts looks awful as well

>>84155999
Yeah an elk could take your arm off. That's why I prefer my hunnington beach brand hunting rifle. I can kill it silently from 400 yards away.

>>84156079
He's on steroids but you're right it is healthy, however people make fun of his food for looking awfully made not the ingredients.

>>84156169
>implying that man wasn't Joe himself
>implying Joe isn't 2000 years old

>>84156338
what animal diarrhea is that brown "sauce" made from?

>>84156169
or he just saw some animal eat one and said, fuck it, I can do that too.

>>84155339
BBE (Big Black Egg)

how can white eggs even compete

>>84155510
>kosher salt

>>84155224
Why is this retarded making such a big deal out of owning a bunch of chickens?

Literally every peasant in a 3rd world country does it and they even built their own coops.

>>84156079
Physically, yeah.
Mentally though? I've seen his show.

I'd say he's about the same as everyone here mentally.

>>84156169
nice calvin and hobbes joke

>>84156079

I imagine he uses so much jalapeno and hot sauce on all his food to encourage a bout of screaming shits, to help balance out the constipation from all the eggs he eats.

Dudes farts must fucking reek.

>>84156079
joe...

>>84155224
Reminder that Joe Rogan was in his 40's when he found out that chicken eggs do not contain a fetus

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>>84155674
nah mate, geniune interest in birds, donates money to rspb n shit

>>84155224
Joe needs to go vegan. it's healthier and the future.

>>84155510
If Yodersmokers™ aren't already paying him, they should

>>84156079
>mentally superior to every single one of you

I honestly doubt it, he's just older. Definitely very skilled conversationalist though, I'll give him that. Reason why his podcast is so popular

>>84156228
Pretty sure it's ultimately just about eating healthy, he doesn't claim to be an expert cook or anything. Eating animals you've hunted/caught and butchered yourself is orgasmic though

But his egg sandwiches are definitely meme worthy, that shit is fucking ridiculous

>>84155617
>t. pleb that hasn't ever eaten his own prey and probably not even homegrown vegetables

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>>84157434
also joe only learned 2 weeks ago that 'ghetto' was not a derogatory term for a black people neighborhood.

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>>84157893
i think he assumed that elvis was just insulting black people.

>>84157893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csl7e0TU44U

It was a couple of months ago, but yeah still

>>84155999
Mine come shrink wrapped and marinated; ready to cook

Only hillbillies and fucking degenerates hunt for "muh survival"

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>>84158255
Joe probably forgot to have his coffee that morning

>>84157434
Oh, sorry MR PERFECT, I bet you know all the things ever, huh? You never made a mistake or showed ignorance ever, did you? Fuck you and your superiority complex, you skinnyfat carpal tunnel-having bitch.

>>84155927
no but my friend has haha

joe is just a dumb, brain damaged, rage filled manlet like everyone else involved with martial 'arts' and fitness.
he has been fighting since he was 16 or something, how many times you think he was hit in the head?

>>84158481
Everything he makes looks so sickening its not even just the eggs. What the hell is wrong with Joe rogan

>>84156397
that's el yucateco's extra hot sauce. really good shit. spicy but still has a nice flavor to it.

>>84158587
CearbearsMMA is the only real person JoeRogan knows.

Sad.

>>84155224
I'm allergic to eggs, so no. I have no interest in eggs.

>>84158481
That unironically looks delicious. I'm going to go order some MCT oil and Caveman Nitro

>>84158700
Looks tasty. Would risk late night diarrhea for.

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>>84158587
>all those people sucking his dick in the comments

>>84158642
It looks sickening but probably tastes great

>>84158642
One of his ancestors mated with a chimpanzee, a non-savage punk like yourself wouldn't understand

>>84155224

I never realized Rogan's pictures of egg dishes serve as the ultimate triggerfest for thin-skinned vegan preachers.

Fuck, make it a series AND a feature-length movie.

>>84158700
Dude, what's up with all the fucking vegans? It's everywhere nowadays. On every fitness or diet video. Militant vegans pushing their ideology on others. Fuck vegans.

>>84158650
thanks Joe

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>>84158627
>sour kraut
>sour

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>>84158825
You're welcome. Don't forget to take your Alpha Brain

>>84158809
They're cultists, like an online Jehovah's Witness

>>84158834
Wow, gotta love that pool of grease/juice it's sitting in

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>>84158878
>organic white bread

>>84158783
>that mayo

What the fuck

And what's with all the product placement

>>84158809
Joe's chickens probably live a better life than most people's pets. There is literally no way for a vegan to have any moral high ground over someone who raises their own chickens responsibly.

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>>84156079

>>84158809
I literally haven't come across a vegan in forever, you're perusing in the wrong circles

>>84158627
>that dirty skillet funk on the egg whites

Come the fuck on.

still, he is doing a lot better than retards (both male and female) who can't even cook pasta. there are probably some of these people in this thread RIGHT NOW too.

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>>84158879
Who has better snake oil, Onnit or Super Male Vitality Inc.?

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>>84159031
>mfw my buddy actually tried cooking mac and cheese in a frying pan

>>84156828
What do you think they smell like haha. Do you thin they have that sulfur like smell to them? haha.

Just wondering.

>>84158989
idk man, I'm trying to get fit right now after gaining some chubb for a few years. Looking at YouTube videos about dieting and seeing people's meals and stuff, and often times the vegans are in the comments trying to convert everyone to veganism. I'm not sure how that's perusing the wrong circles.

>>84156169
its called a cloaca you uneducated vermin

>>84158664
Battmuha is fucking retarded, Big pharma willl tell you and has been telling you eggs are fine for the past 25 years.

Sammyyel is a fucking retard because there's tons of material advertising healthy eggs all over through groceries, recipes, even cartons themselves advertise healthier eggs through free range chickens/whatever the fuck. the only cartons that "stayed the same for all these years" are ones that have ALWAYS EXISTED they don't need to change because they're existing brands.

So many fucking idiots it blows my mind oh my god.

>>84159078
just eat protein and exercise

>>84156079
joe rogan is objectively less intelligent than I am
probably less fit too

he has a better job though

>>84159075
this post is fucking creepy. this faggot likes the smell of people's farts and wants to fantasize about them.

>>84155998
i have all the ingredients for this sandwich

should i make it?

will i go bald and start a podcast?

Joe Rogan's asshole must be a nightmare. How can you eat that many jalapenos?

>>84159144
that's what I'm doing, faggot. What I'm saying is that when I look up a healthy chicken recipe on YouTube, faggots are sounding off in the comments how eating meat is morally reprehensible

imagine being this loser autistically posting a hundred joe rogan food pictures

sad

Am I the only one who hates runny eggs? I want that yoke solid in one way or other.

>>84155224
>Would you watch a show hosted by Joe Rogan
No.

>>84159212
jalapenos aren't even spicy

>>84159247
DR. PAVEL, I'M JRE.

>>84159247
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE COOK THE EGGS?

>>84159031
probably burnt the butter and it ruined the color

>>84159287
>>84159304
joe rogan is more intelligent than you

>>84159247
First one to prove Joe gets runny shits gets to stay on my air craft.

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>>84158627
>>84158587
>>84158700
>>84158783
>sunny side up

>>84159098
What would a cloaca feel like on your dick, lol? Just wondering as a joke, haha

>>84155510
dafuq is kosher salt, how different could it be from normal salt?

>>84159260

I always make it solid. So you're not the only one.

Runny eggs + toasted bread is god tier

>>84155510

That's the one thing I've seen by him that looks decent, and even then I bet he's soaked it in vinegar

>>84157706
I ate a squirrel I shot once if that counts.

>>84156079
Joe pls

>>84158642
I'm so triggered by his horrible eggs, if they really are on his property he should just invest in some layers mash

>>84158255
In fairness Gad Saad is smarter than the majority of people.

>>84155510
needs more eggs

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>Tfw Joe Rogan: Human Guinea Pig has been scrubbed from the internet

Guess the manlet got a bit upset.

>>84155224

I have Paul Allen smith for that

>>84158809
Have vegans ever not been militant? There's a reason even vegetarians think vegans go a bit too far?

Will eating a lot of eggs make you as ugly and gay as Joe ?

>>84159710
it's just larger, coarse salt grains
ideal for drawing out blood from meats in the preparation of kosher meats, hence the name

>>84159151
newfag

>>84155224
why do all his fans talk like him?

>>84155510
invest in elk futures now

>>84160949
and bald

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>>84159247
>posting a hundred joe rogan food pictures

For you

>>84159710
>>84161052
kosher salt doesn't contain iodine. iodized table salt has a very distinct (to me) metallic taste. most restaurants use kosher salt when preparing their food.

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>>84155339
BBC Is a porn myth

>>84159035

Eddie fucking ruined that podcast.

Jamie these eggs don't have attitude,

Only if it was financially backed by Goop.

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>When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
>Every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
>So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

>>84158255
hate when Joe thinks he's right about things, the sheer arrogance of that man always pisses me off.

>>84158255
>Is it actually based on the word ghetto?
do people think Rogan is smart in any way?

>>84158712
go to bed, Joe

>>84163419

Are antlers the patrician decoration?