>Watching a film where the female lead is taller than

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>>84153884

forgot to wear the shoes RDJ gave him

>Watching a film where the female lead is as masculine as the male lead
JUST

>>84155404
Give me the suit iade you, peter!
The shoes too you little shit!

>>84153884
Why is he wearing such shit fitting jeans? Jesus Christ, he looks like Drake Bell

>>84153884
>watching a flick with a sheboon female lead
kek

>>84153884
Why are his legs so short?

But the female lead is Marisa Tomei.

>>84155643
theyre already tight wtf do you want? legging tier shit? you a homo b?

When will denim finally go out of style altogether?

>>84155894
>those
>tight
spotted the american

>being rich
>dressing like that

Being poor wouldn't be an excuse to look so stupid either but the fact that he probably spent a lot of money on that shit makes it a lot worse

>>84155643
It's a really recent fad that jeans have to be like fucking airtight on your legs. Suspect you're one of those runts who has stick legs and still wears skinny jeans for 14 y/o.

>>84153884
what a fucking bitch wearing heels for such an important event. literally woman were a mistake and make men look bad on purpose. I'm 6' so fuck you

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>>84155894
>they're already tight

Found a pic of u

>>84153884
I'm 5'9", and if a woman I asked out for a date arrived wearing heels, I would walk out on the bitch immediately.

Seriously, fuck women that do this. Their biggest obsession is castrating all but the most attractive of males.

>>84157839
Let's see how you dress.

>>84158648
Im 5'9'and my GF in heels is 6'1. Just git gud kid

>>84158445
>6'

6'3" here. I hope you don't think 6 even is something to brag about.

>>84158648
You are why people hate manlets

>>84158648
>5'9
jesus how do you go out in public?

>>84158648
I would write this if I were making fun of manlets.

>>84155404
>>84153884
Someone photoshop those giant shoes on him

>>84158648
>>84158648
>being this insecure
Anything under 5'10" really is the beta table of manlets.

>>84155643
>he thinks skinny jeans are still cool

>>84155643
His shirt is too long imo, jeans are fine. Manlets need properly fitted clothes, having a long coat and shirt makes his legs look even shorter

Should have gone for low tops too

When will the manlets learn, no one will ever know.

>>84156090
Probably never. There isn't a good alternative for casual pants if you don't want to look preppy or overdressed.

>>84158842
>Anything below <insert my height here> is truly pathetic

>>84153884
fuuuuuk i hate skinny women. it is soooo fukin nasty

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>>84158445
>woman should cater to manlets

My personal height chart:
Too tall: 7'9" and above
Best: 7'8" to 6'8"
Great: 6'7" to 6'5"
Good: 6'4" to 6'2"
Decent: 6'1" to 6'0"
Okay: 5'11" to 5'9"
Manlet: 5'8" and below

I am 7'4".