going to see cars 3 tonight with a grill. what are your slickest

>picking up mothers at a Cars 3 movie
can you not

I have never touched a woman sexually in my 45 years of life.

Now when I mention it, the last time I had physical contact with a member of the opposite sex, was on my mother's death bed, 12 years ago.

>>84145917
What's it like being a permavirgin? I know this'll seem like a lie on the Internet but I've bedded more women than I can count and now I'm just bored with them because I can't make lasting connections.

>>84145917
what keeps you going

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>>84146171
frozen pizza and porn probably

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>>84145820
>watching Finding Nemo
>glance over at her
>she glances over at me
>give her a smile and hold out my hand
>she puts her hand in mine
>finish movie holding hands
>move away a month later, never get another gf
that was like 14 years ago, movie theaters are lonely by yourself

The old yawn and stretch. But ironically like "haha look look how cheesy I am" but then unironically leave your arm around her. The ironically fuck her right in her unironic pussy and then pull out ironically

Tell her you've been drinking pineapple juice for the last two weeks

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>>84147589
This is honestly perfect advise.

how was it?

>tfw watched the first harry potter movie with a qt last night and banged her twice

just b urself :^)

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>>84149371
cute