>be me >be optimus prime >save earth again >evil

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>be me
>be optimus prime
>save earth again
>evil master on the floor begging for his life
>"please optimus, spare me. i have a wifebot and three kids"
>chop off his legs and shoot his asshole
>"now you've told me that, i'll make you suffer even more"
>"optimus, no"
>pull sentinel by the waist towards me
>transform into fuck mode
>put cyberdick into his cavity
>"optimus why are you doing this"
>"so you feel what your wife and kids will feel when i find them"
>sentinel is groaning in sheer pain
>"be my bitch, motherfucker"
>optimus cums oil into sentinel's hole
>"that was orgasmic, cunt"
>shoot sentinel's head off with giant space gun
>look ahead to megatron
>"optimus, you raped and murdered sentinel prime"
>"you're next"
>shoot megatron in the chest
>chop off his arms with robosword
>pick up megatron's arm
>jerk robodick off with it
>"this brother, is for mankind"
>"optimus, no"
>jizz oil into new found chest asshole
>"much better"
>kick other megatron and stamp his head into robomush
>"humankind perseveres and will live on for future generations. what happens here will be chronicled as an integral point in robot and human history as the time we liberated the earth again."
>cue linkin park
>mfw optimus prime is a bigger sadist than any decepticon
>mfw no face