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First for Dern

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Good season so far. I believe rewatch will be very rewarding.

So who else thinks the cole miner spirit is some sort of spirit policeman trying to ensure BOB gets caught?

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>>84136372

what's your favorite Lynch track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdeYXMqpxs

Looking online, seems no one has properly transcribed the lyrics... I should probably do it one day.

>>84136303
Took me a while to notice the captions.

>>84136372
Can you crop the for your consideration part out so it's just from the smoker on the left to Lynch on the right?

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Friendly reminder that the Eddie Vedder song that closes the series confirms Cooper never gets his mind back. Listen for yourself. It's been confirmed https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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>>84136410

>>84136436
You are assuming too much just on the basis of the song and fitting it into your narrative.

>>84136447
And I can't see the words cuck or nigger anywhere. Thanks!

>>84136303
>>84136372
>>84136382
Did they have sex?

>>84136372

It kind of looks like Lynch is implying Laura Dern is a cow.

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>>84136487
No, he's saying that without cheese Inland Empire wouldn't have happened and cheese is made from milk.

ITT: Unpopular opinions

I think annie is a good character that had chemistry with cooper

>>84136499
>Before filming started, Laura Dern and Nic Cage went on a road trip to Las Vegas in order to bond and get a handle on their characters. It was Dern's idea with her stating, "We agreed Sailor and Lula had to be one person, one character, and we would share it".

Do you think Nic Cage and Laura Dern fucked irl during the production of Wild at Heart?

>>84136499
WHOA

>>84136554

all holes at full force

Any one else glad that they showed Andy being semi-competent this episode? I seriously thought they'd flanderized him, good to see that he's still got the same intelligence than before (albeit corrupt).

>>84136316
Diane say something nice to anon

>>84136573
Fuck you, anon.

>>84136544
Only people who disagree with that are butthurt shippers

>>84136568

>semi-competent

>finds the murder truck
>confronts the owner of the murder truck
>"h-hey A-andy let's meet like 2 hours from now 20 miles a-away hehe"
>"O-okay!"

Does anyone know what track Lynch samples in this track? I'm assuming it's royalty free because I've also heard it in the game Shadows of the Damned
and I think he used it in the David Lynch Coffee commercial, the one with Barbie in it and he had to remove it because Mattel got pissed about it.

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>>84136554
Wikipedia says Dern was in a relationship with Nic Cage at some point so maybe.

>>84136568
>semi-competent
>believing those half effort lies from obviously disgruntled, weirdly behaving, scared man.

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First for Bobby was always cool

>>84136568
>(albeit corrupt)

Where are people getting this from? I saw it as he was at that guy's house to question him for whatever reason, most likely the truck that hit the kid, and was naive enough to get told to leave and that he'd meet up with him later, instead of pushing the issue or calling for backup.

Now his lead is most likely killed by Richard.

>>84136372
The cow has jumped the moon

>>84136436
If you're referring to
>I am who I am
>I'll never be who I was again
I'm pretty sure that refers to Cooper never being the same as he was 25 years ago. The upbeat, charismatic FBI man. 25 years of his life was taken. He's seen things, and experienced supernatural dimensions, that many people never experience. And he was trapped there 25 years.

No doubt it changed him.

So wtf happened to Michael J. Anderson? Has he gone mentally ill or something?

>>84136544
sure, but they still added her out of nowhere. If it was a build up from the first season it would have been fine but it was obvious it was just a plot thing with how they did it.

>>84136544
I agree, anon. My unpopular opinion is that Twin Peaks would have been much worse if ABC didn't step in. Can you imagine a TP where we never get the Leland reveal episodes?

>>84136600
whoops, forgot the track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNIvPyHyu_E

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>>84136464
Hahaha
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>>84136632
They overstepped their bounds, but Lynch is definitely better with a filter.

>>84136598
That's my point, he has the same intelligence as in the original series. In earlier episodes he looked literally retarded (the chocolate bunny scene).

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>>84136568
>(albeit corrupt)
??????????????

>>84136611

He was never intelligent. Not in season 1, not in season 2. His crowning moment was shooting Jacques, which was basically reflexive.

>>84136621

he likely demanded too much money during S3 negotations and to shut him up Lynch had a button on hand that played Badalamenti music on full volume to drown out his whining

after about 15 times this happened the little man tried to stab him with a pen which lead Lynch to create the character of Ike the Spike

>>84136678
I never said he was intelligent, I said I don't understand where people are getting "corrupt" from.

>>84136604
Why do people think the guy was lying? It seemed like he meant it.

The only reason he didn't show up is because he got fucking murdered.

>>84136660
>Lynch is definitely better with a filter.
no

>>84136691
>>84136621
Honestly, I wish he did return. I know he's crazy now, but he was part of the Black Lodge charm. A talking tree just isn't the same.

>>84136667
Look at his Rolex in the last episode. Andy is clearly corrupt.

>>84136667
The scene where the redneck promises to give him the money, as long as he "keeps it quiet"? He's obviously corrupt, although that could just be attributed to being gullible.

>>84136718
Agreed.

>>84136621
I think he was just upset Lynch didn't give him the role so he thought he'd get his own back by trying to deface him. Only, it backfired and now Anderson looks insane.

>>84136720
>reddit theoriez
>everyone who owns a rolex is involved in drugs or fraud

I'll tattoo "wow, BOB, wow" on my ass if Andy is corrupt.

>>84136727
I don't remember the farmer saying anything about giving Andy money. I remember him saying that he'd spill the beans later if Andy gtfo'd.

>>84136774
>I don't remember the farmer saying anything about giving Andy money.
Because he didn't.

andy is too stupid to be corrupt

>>84136774
You obviously watched a pirated rip then

>David Lynch did a Barilla Pasta commercial with Gerard Depardieu in it
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp6FPRuoS8g

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Obscurest TP waifu: Charlie Spradling (Swabbie a.k.a. the One-Eyed Jacks girl who met Ben and Jerry at the boat dock). She also appeared in Lynch's Wild at Heart and Charles Band's Meridian: Kiss of the Beast starring Sherilyn Fenn.

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Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped and killed a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of the dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with the dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Tax evasion
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced the dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Does not pay his speeding tickets

>>84136804
I wish we could have seen her full moon. But I enjoyed seeing her twin peaks nonetheless.

>>84136818
I wonder what happened to Bob/Coop. In the finale, he was more similar to Bob/Leland. Laughing and looking crazy. But Bob/Coop in S3 is much more serious and brooding.

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>>84136804
I just watched that episode today and was thinking the same thing. Fattest tits in all of the Twin Peaks lore.

>>84136744

Actors ARE insane. If there's one thing about the industry people should understand it's most actors are completely nuts.

He wanted more money. He thought Lynch couldn't do TP3 without him. Lynch didn't back down. When he realized he was out he started screaming crazy shit.

>>84136849

too much garmonbozia

>>84136900
>>84136744
>>84136621
I don't think Michael can even move nowadays without the support of a cane. How the hell would they even work around that? There's no way in hell he'd be dancing like he did back then either.

>>84136632
Id be ok with that it would have left it all feeling more mysterious

http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/29/twin-peaks-kyle-maclachlan-dirty-cooper/

>"You also got to play another version of Cooper, Dougie Jones."
>"That was fun. It was very brief, just a day, maybe two days of filming."

Shit. Does that mean that the Dougie moments are almost over?

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Friendly reminder that the Eddie Vedder song that closes the series confirms Cooper never gets his mind back. Listen for yourself. It's been confirmed https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84136943

if they can make a talking tree they can make a dwarf dance

Explain this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81YppIvdXMQ

>>84137037
I think he's talking about the actual Dougie Jones, not retarded Cooper.

>>84137037
...almost.. over.

>>84137037
I honestly don't understand how people thought it was going to last.

>>84137037
>film Dougie Jones scenes
>"that was a fun couple of days, those'll be some funny scenes, I wonder what episode they'll go in"
>show comes out
>realize Lynch spread those scenes across the whole season, cut nearly all the Dale Cooper footage and put the rest in the finale

>>84137085
the sun reflecting on the windows

>>84137085

The Sun.

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>>84137085
notes on a recorder

>>84137043
see>>84136618

>>84137037
Dougie Jones has already come and gone. He had like 2 scenes.

No wonder people complain about Lynchs work not making sense, can't even follow basic plot.

>>84137192
Oh, mr cooper your hand it cup my balls

>>84137043
>implying I care about what the worst of the big 4 grunge lead men has to say

>>84136900
This is lil Mike we are talking about though/as well

hes not just your average actor, he most have some emotional problems from his state

>>84137153
recorders don't work like since you have to cover them in order, you don't just uncover holes at random order

>>84137043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exli6rGldBc

>>84137301
Yes they do

Someone's never played recorder before

>>84136818
>Does not pay his speeding tickets
Truly, a monster

>>84137100
Yes anon it took two days to film those two minutes we saw of him.

>>84137457
It probably did considering they had to travel between locations.

I wonder how the comfy fags will react when it's revealed that evil cooper raped comatose audrey

>>84137482
Rape was part of the series starting with the very first episode.

>>84137043
I don't know why, but stories of people losing time always fuck me up the most.

Knowing Cooper lost 25 years of his life is extremely depressing to me. Especially seeing him crying while looking at Sonny-Jim

Rhonda best girl

>>84137482

It's always been about rape. From the start it's about a man who raped his daughter hundreds of times from when she was a child until he finally murdered her.

Watching FWWM if any WebM requests

>>84137590
Painting scene

>>84137457
>the series is over no way we can see anymore dougie at all ever again

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q4hM25uGbs

>We got a phone here. It's got a little ring.

>Still autist Dougie

I'm so done with this show

dougie spin off when

>>84137717
He's starting to remember the basics of CQC so at least there's hope that Cooper will be back in the following episodes. But yeah its so frustrating watching the last three episodes because of his character.

I enjoy seeing Naomi Watts get angry though. Makes me diamonds.

Reminder that the Major Briggs storyline is the best and most interesting so far in the entire show, and should command most of your attention and interest.

>>84136943
Micheal Cera, is in that bad shape huh? I had no idea.
That's why he was sitting for his whole scene I guess? And why he doesn't get any more screen time. Sad!

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wow... this theory will change the way you watch season 3...

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>>84137836

So, Audrey isn't dead?

>>84137717
i can handle it for another 2 episodes until the 3 next showdowns but if it goes on longer than that i'll be really pissed.

dougie coop hasn't been all that bad though considering we wouldn't have had anywhere near as much albert/gordan without

>>84137836
>>84137853
FFS

>>84137857
no

I was always convinced audrey was the cutest but after watching FWWM recently and browsing these threads, laura seems to have overtaken her.

>>84137836
>>84137853
>when you can't distinguish symbols from what they represent

>>84137875
>how to go from patrician to pleb at lightspeed

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>uncut extended sweeping scene on bluray when
>https://youtu.be/QyA1IQdiR4I

>>84137875
agreed

>>84137430
if hole number one is uncovered you will get the same note no matter what you do with the rest

>>84136410
Lazy tripfag.

>>84137885
He's objectively correct

>>84137457
One scene shot in the Jade give two rides house set, one scene shot in the Black Lodge set, makes sense

>Jade gives two rides
>two birds, one stone

>>84137925
Definitely not true.

>>84136720
ben gave andy the watch

>>84138016
I'm a little dense. Why did Jade tell Dougie she would have to give him two rides?

>>84137037
they can't be over soon enough

I fucking loved Part 7. This season is so great so far. I'm really loving it.

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>>84138185
Have you rewatched from the beginning yet? This season is so fucking amazing. I was a little underwhelmed in the first three episodes on my first watch but on rewatch I was absolutely enthralled. It's like watching Lynch is priming for watching Lynch.

>>84138167
one ride as in she fucked him one as in she'll give him a ride in her car anon. is english not your first language or are you just a little slow on the uptake?

>>84137836
>this theory will change the way you watch season 3
and it's AWESOME

I SAY WE BUST IN THERE AND FIND THE GOD DAMNED EVIDENCE.

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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Julee ancient cringy lady

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>>84137153
most of the patterns don't match recorder finger positions.
https://ethercalc.org/gb9jbw2g4wy6

>>84137836
Woah... MIND=BLOWN

>>84138300

>ugly but has the voice of an angel

>>84137043
>implying Lynch would be that obvious

>>84138207
>Have you rewatched from the beginning yet?
Not yet, that would be 7 hours and I don't currently have time for that.
The beginning was underwhelming because we all expected a return to Twin Peaks, which we didn't get. But I didn't mind because I took Season 3 as another David Lynch movie. If anything, the beginning just makes the scenes related to past seasons stronger. I got SO EXCITED when they were talking about Laura Palmer's diary pages in last episode.

>>84138217
It's the former. I assumed that's what ride meant when Naomi Watts told him "I bet she did" because of the context, but I didn't think Jade meant that too.

>>84137085
It literally means nothing. Lynch just thought it would be "neat".

Is Tammy Preston supposed to be smart? Because she looks dumb and pretty much eye candy.

>>84137037
>There are individuals on this board who think he wasn't talking about the actual Dougie Jones

>>84138341
It totally meant sex. Jade is best girl

>>84138394
I like Jade. She makes me feel funny and I don't even like women. Attractive women really are something.
Was the lady who talked to Ben Horne in last episode hot too?

The way Dougie lights up when he sees the picture of Jade is adorable.

"Jade!... :3"

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>>84138430
>I don't even like women

>>84138341
>but I didn't think Jade meant that too
Oh I didn't realize you meant specifically that, I was confused too. It took me a few seconds where I was like wait what?

in any other show i'd think okay she meant sex but in this show i second guess everything just in case i'm missing some detail.

Man, I forgot about this performance. I think I have the entire show on my external harddrive, though it's only in mp3. I used to listen to Julee's cover of Blue Velvet all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMymZ-ltbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqiW3PgsedM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqmFQN5WuRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frASqfF9gAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFFFQacputU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao6XKAtTjZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmwy9gJyP8

Goddamn, I forgot how good this show was. Sorry guys, not sure of the actual tracklist

>>84138442
what are you even reacting to?

>>84138436
I want Jade to appear again, but I'm afraid she already fulfilled her character role when she mailed the keys.
At least she didn't get murdered like every other new female character introduced this season.

>>84137853
>people still are going with the aliens bullshit
how braindead can a fanbase be?

>>84136774
Because he didn't

How can they make the end credits scene in the diner so spooky?

>>84138430
yeahh i'm gay too and even i find myself intrigued by the women in twin peaks sometimes..

bottom line lynch is genius at casting and presents women in such a classy way which makes them appear incredibly sexy in comparison to the kardashian sluts we having roaming around today

>>84136943
Literally all of the old cast is decrepit and old, they had a nigga skype in his role and a lady in a wheelchair connected to oxygen. They could have done it

>>84138430
Milf with the sickly husband was hot as hell. She and ben had good interactions, she wants a dick and is stuck with that sad guy

>>84138430
>>84138544
Gaybros, I'm curious, who is the most handsome male character for you?

>>84138544
Eh, you're giving Lynch too much credit here. Attractive people are attractive, regardless of your willingness to fuck them.

>>84138589
There are no hot male characters in Twin Peaks. The closest thing was Ike the Spike, and that's really saying something.
Maybe Sheriff Truman from Seasons 1 and 2?

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>>84138613
>he doesn't crave the dick

Where is Ed?

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>>84138589
Does Sam count?

>>84138678
Okay, Sam was cute, I'll give you that. Not my type but definitely cute.

btfo fagoots

>>84138589
lol i didn't mean to gay the thread up but agent desmond in FWWM is unbelievably hot

also cooper is honestly more handsome now but it's hard to see with him as bad coop/dougie atm

>>84136718
>A talking tree just isn't the same
No matter his personal opinions, MJA was a great character and is missing from the show, sure. But don't talk against the tree, he's one of the best characters this season. If it wasn't for him Dougie would be dead. He might be Lynch's best character ever.

Is the midget a dig a MJA?

>>84138810
No really. I don't think so. Maybe there's just a lot of little people in the lodge, who knows.

>>84138835
spike not from the lodge moron

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>Diane: Fuck you, Fuck you, Whats your name? Tammy? Fuck you too Tammy.
>Everyone else: Can you chill for like 5 seconds.

>Journalists: Here's why everyone except for Diane is at fault

>>84138844
Smells like he is.

>>84138846
Diane did nothing wrong.

>>84138786
am i the only one that loves that they chose to replace MJA with the tree because the gum head thing is so reminiscent of the eraserhead props? it's animated in a way that doesn't seem cheap and it would kind of make sense as an individual to replace ur old hobbling dwarf body with teleporting tree powers

>>84138368
I think she's completely average while also hot so they bring her along to stare at her and be objective because she has no investment

>>84138875
I unironically love the tree. Yes, as a prop he is reminiscent of Eraserhead's baby, but his function is pretty different.

>>84138844
>(M)IKE.
>The evolution of the arm appears when he attacks.
>He smells funny.
He's definitely connected to the lodge, and specifically to the arm.

Twin Peaks.

>>84138919
no, he is just an unhygienic street thug

the 3 lodge manifestations we have
a - possession (like Leland)
b - doppleganger out (like Booper)
c - replacers (like Tremonds)

he could be a possessed, but unliked, replacers do not go out either
and dopplegangers are rare

he may have been hired by a lodge related, but not him

the smell must have come from the manifestation from the tree-arm

like the sycamore tree burning motor oil

tree-arm just want cooper living to catch Bob back, so it had to help him

>>84138905
i didn't mean to specifically single out eraserhead but yeah it's just great to see some of his weird art creations being animated in a film/show

>>84138956
There's a lot in this

>>84138975
Unless Ike rubbed himself on whoever hired him, no that was his smell. Also, he hasn't really acted "human" as a character (like the hitmen hired to kill Dougie for exemple). He is using his body as something disposable and doesn't care who seems him committing the crimes, which seems to indicate that he is possessed by lodge spirits who will leave him once he's done, or that he's written for laughs. Who cares about him though. He's got one of his two hands squeezed off.

>>84139118
>, he hasn't really acted "human"
it is calling being a retard/savant

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>Frost writes a book
>Inconsistencies everywhere
>"It will all make sense, trust me"
>Everyone thinks season 3 is in an alternate universe or something
>Season 3 is actually perfectly consistent with the original show and FWWM
>Frost is just writing another book to explain everything

>>84139151
>Season 3 is actually perfectly consistent with the original show and FWWM
except that the diary was with Harold before the dream about Annie

>>84139151
The little that I know about his work and what I have heard that comes from him makes too much logical sense. There's a beauty in a certain vagueness which forces the viewer to do his own mental gymnastics to link interesting elements without every being fully able to. For example saying "this character is this other's character evil twin, so he's going to have the same fingerprint... only REVERSED..." is less of a shocker than a letdown

>>84139170
Either FWWM didn't show the scenes in order or Laura went back and said "hay yo Harold gimma bakc my dairy a sec I need to wrte a dream i had in it". Take your pick.

>>84136544
So much this

Annie undisputed best girl

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>>84138589

>>84136544
>I think annie is a good character
Why? She barely received any characterization.

>>84139289
His character is adorable and kinda charming in a twisted way. He's both cute and disgusting. Definitely better than RIchard Horne.

>>84139299
She got Michael Jackson to write a song about her, so I guess she struck the imagination of some people.

>>84139289
I hate this guy's face. He looks like he's made of wet paper mache

>>84139151
>it´s a gift to the fans

>>84139371
Are you joking?
I can't tell.

>>84139371
Holy shit, I never knew this

>>84139437
He's 100% serious I'd say.

>>84139443
>>84139451
If he means Smooth Criminal, that song predates Twin Peaks.

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>>84139486

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>>84139437
>Annie are you okay?
>You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal
Lynch had to kill MJ because he knew too much.

>>84139347
Is he supposed to be new Bobby?

https://youtu.be/fxVhLf5Bdjg
Oh Johnny, it's perfect! Don't change a thing! I see Dougie..

>>84139170
is it future? or is it past?

I just found out the Sherrif isn't Tommy Lee Jones guys and my world is shooken up.

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http://subliminalsynchrosphere.blogspot.ca/2017/04/hows-annie-are-you-ok-annie-smooth-fbi.html

>>84139628
I hate to break it to you but Andy is not Will Smith either.

>>84139680
xD

>>84139536
honestly one of my favourite albums ever made, i 'll be playing windswept at my funeral for sure.

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I am doing this same thing during classes, I think Lynch spied on me

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Was he singing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2rQzv8OWEY

>>84136804
This only chick with fake titties I've jerked to more than 11 times. Thanks for the reminder, anon.

>>84136360
walks around a lot.
does fuck all.
not seen him harass innocent people who have some dirt on him yet but its still early days.

>>84136818
Also escaped jail

>>84140451
He didn't even escape, he simply walked out.

>>84136818

Cant wait for him to kick that autistic fuck dougiecoop

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Falling into this thing must be really pleasant.

>>84140474
Black maled then

So that thing from the glassbox was Dougie Jones?

>>84140515
No?

>>84136372
can you help me to understand this?

>>84137085
could be a string of binary numbers

>>84137457
each location you see an actor is is likely a whole days work. transport crew and actors, set up and prep.
rehersals
lunch
shoot it. shoot it again etc.
it takes a while

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>>84140533

It looked like this

>>84136447
>>84136372
Pure art.

>>84139486
>Micheal, my name is Annie. I'm ok, but the bad Cooper is out of the lodge committing crimes. Write it in a song.

>>84140246
Thought exactly the same, anon, although the end of his whistling sounds a bit different.

>>84139962
No you won't. Someone else will have to.

>>84140621
>>84140246
Now that I think about it, Rammstein do appear in Lost Highway, so...

>>84140246
He's meditating. Transcendentally.

>>84140578

You may be right, time is not linear so it might be him.

>>84137875
Audrey is the sexiest, Laura is the cutest, Shelley is the prettiest, Dona is the oldest.

>>84137717
there will be a scene where coop will click his fingers and point off to the side.
the camera ill pan over and Gordon will be standing there

>>84137836
MIND HACK'D

i think i will cry when coop gets back to himself saying damn thats a good coffee im sick of this autism bullshit

I don't understand why Leland didn't flush the diary pages instead of hiding them inside that bathroom door

>>84138531
the white light in the forest when Briggs vanishes.
everyone thinks aliens, thats the trope we are all used to i guess.
there is no white flash when entering the black lodge, so perhaps the white lodge opened and took him to prepare him for what was to come next.

>>84140759

Lynch is a hack

>>84140759
So he'd have something to furiously masturbate to next time he was arrested. Garmonbozia!

>>84140759
Getting caught was part of his plan.

>>84140759
his good side prevented him to :^)

>>84136606

Ur a big Briggs

This season needs some reggaeton soundtrack, hope Lynch delivers.

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Where's Aubrey? ;_;

Saw in one of these threads mentioning of a "best" version of the series on blu-ray, which would that be? Supposedly one release was better than the other.

>>84140977

BLU-RAY RELEASE COOP, THE COMPLETE MYSTERY YOU CANNOT MISS IT

THE DVD RELEASES ARE FULL OF MIXING PROBLEMS, THE BLURAY IS AT ITS BEST

IF FIRE WALK WITH ME AND MISSING PIECES ARENT IN THE TORRENT COOP MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BLURAYS FOR THESE TOO - DONT GET A FANEDIT COMBINING THE TWO

>>84140937
Dumb animeposter

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>>84136568
The idiot andy is stuck in the lodge. Write that in your notepad.

>>84141055
But Gordon isn't there 2 blu-ray releases? Also those are some damn fine digits you have there.

>>84140917
kys stoner fag

>>84136303
Braumhower from the Burbs is her dad?

MIND=BLOWN

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>>84141196

COOPER MAY I SAY I FEEL A BIT EMBARRASSED WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS THE ENTIRE MYSTERY BLURAY BOX SET FROM 2014 NOT THE COMPLETE MYSTERY

THIS INCLUDES PILOT (BOTH VERSIONS) EPISODE 2 EPISODE 3 EPISODE 4 EPISODE 5 EPISODE 6 EPISODE 7 EPISODE 8 EPISODE 9 EPISODE 10 EPISODE 11 EPISODE 12 EPISODE 13 EPISODE 14 EPISODE 15 EPISODE 16 EPISODE 17 EPISODE 18 EPISODE 19 EPISODE 20 EPISODE 21 EPISODE 22 EPISODE 23 EPISODE 24 EPISODE 25 EPISODE 26 EPISODE 27 EPISODE 28 EPISODE 29 EPISODE 30 FIRE WALK WITH ME AND THE MISSING PIECES

IT ALSO INCLUDES SOME BONUS FEATURES EXCLUSIVE TO THE BLURAY AND ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THE DVD RELEASES OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES AND MOVIE

I AM CURRENTLY FILLING IN A CAPTCHA THAT TELLS ME TO FIND A SNOWBOARD BUT I CANNOT SEE IT

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Hello, Buella

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>>84141237

Her mom in real life, too

>>84141291
Mister Cee.

>>84141213
I don't think you know what reggaeton is...

>>84141283

Read this in Gordon's voice, eternally pleased

>>84141291
Anyway, how is your sex life?

>>84141283
Thank you Gordon for the clarification, I'll get right on it. *pulls out tape recorder Diane please make a note that the 2014 blu-ray set not the Complete Mystery set should be purchased.

Glad to see the movement for more fatsos in Twin Peaks is finally gaining some traction.

Come on /tpg/, we need to rise up and demand that Lynch gets chubbers in. Maybe even get Cooper really bloated for season 4?! A girl can dream!

>>84137131
>the cut footage is released next year
>Lynch actually filmed season 3 and 4 at the same time without anyone knowing
FUGG

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YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>84141283
Good info, though I'm personally waiting on season 3 to be done for a new complete boxset.

Why is everyone saying the last episode was the best yet

Episodes 4 and 5 were so much better

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>>84141283
Gordon, how many times do I have to tell you to go into settings and turn on 'Legacy Captcha'?

>>84139376
I thought he was a girl badly disguised as a guy when he first appeared in episode 5

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>>84141603
Because exciting episodes are exciting. They've all been incredible, but literally nothing happened in episode 5.

WHERE IS DONNA

>>84141603
Because stuff happened.
Also the sweeping scene

>>84141576
KAMCHATKA

>>84141681
>the sweeping scene

God, I hate scenes like that. While it was happening my mind wandered off to all the horrible things happening in my life and all my responsibilities and before I knew I was on the verge of a panic attack. Completely ruined the episode for me. Fuck Lynch for giving me space to think

>>84141442
fuck off spic?

>>84141646
Dead, wrapped in plastic
No one cares though

How will you react when it's revealed that Richard Horne is Audrey's and Billy Zane's son?

Season 1 > Season 3 > Season 2

>>84141800
Sounds like a zany twist.

>>84141800

Depends, did Billy Zane rape her?

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it doesn't get any bluer

>>84136303
awwwww that's cute

>>84141835
Delete

>>84141835
this is fucking hot

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Cute genera for a cutie!

is the comedy dwarf literally only there for lynch to spite the original dwarf who said he raped his daughter and refused to be in it?

>>84141880
jay leno looks like a fat justin trudeau

>>84141835
canon

>>84141237
nigga thats the dude from silent running and nebraska

>>84141737
wtf

Alert

Alert

There's two andy's

>>84141835
whats wrong with his asshole

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>>84141897
Joe Rogan was introduced to double down on the conspiracy aspects.

>>84142002
i meant ask when did us annexed it.
damn legacy captcha.

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>>84137857
anon did you not do the required reading of the secret history?

>>84141835
Stop. I posted the original, and I get my laughs out of shocking people. You've been abusing this image too much, and it's going to lose its shock value.

Don't let me catch you doing this again, or I'll be the one buttfucking YOU!

Reminder that the nurse stealing the ring was canon no matter how much you little autists want to reee into your pillows over it.

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>hasn't read Secret History
>thinks he understands season 3

>>84141880

I wish women still dressed like this, seems like it's totally casual or totally slutty these days

>>84142011
my dick is not in it

I wish he first part of fwwm was a whole film

>>84137836
>>84137853
retarded

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>>84142148
>has read Secret History
>thinks he understands season 3
who are you kidding?

>>84137043
so whats the first scene with the giant supposed to be

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>>84142148
>he needs a kiddie's guidebook crutch just to keep up with Lynch

>>84142148
I can't wait for another POTUS to drop in to twin peaks, just like real life

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>>84141835
bluer

>>84141835

call for help

>>84141835
I knew as soon as this was posted it would be respammed into oblivion

Judy

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>tfw only eating quinoa

>>84142509
Don't talk about her until the next general

>>84141741
Call for help

Escape from New York or The Road?

>>84142527
https://youtu.be/uSP-ewdJYJc

>>84137836
>>84137853
Holy shit, lads.....how did we miss this?

more like dead general lmao

>>84142756
It's good and all but my shit is now 80% quinoa.

>>84142764
kys thats a fucking retarded theory

>>84142273
This. Deer Meadow was elite level kino.

SAM STANLEY

>>84140539
respond pls

>>84143004
GLAD HAND

>>84143137
David Lynch thinks that Laura Dern is the best actress ever.

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>>84143140
>Sam Stanley will never give you the glad hand

NEW THREAD

>>84143207
>>84143207
>>84143207

>>84143205
fucking white knight faggot!

>>84143340
?