>Drake got rid of "eccentric billionaire" on his

Punished Drake

>>84129624
why is he trying so hard to be Bieber now?
>tfw you will JUST someone so hard you ruin their career, friendship and make them imitate you

>>84129674
an actor deprived of his friend

>>84129693
the most funniest thing about this is how much bieber literally does not care

>>84129624
english vs. mexican? I don't get it.

>>84129624
His face is looking kinda fucked up lately

Is he no longer a billionaire?

>>84129624
>eccentric debtor

This is getting beyond pathetic.

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>>84129693
>trying so hard to be Bieber
No shit. Tell me this isn't a shameless carbon copy of "Sorry".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBtla75tGo

>>84129706
a man deprived of his BROTHA

>>84129882
Drake or us? Or both?

>>84129910
>discussion i did not expect on /tv/

i am learning some stuff though

>>84129941
Say what you will about /tv/ but none of us are 600k in debt, living in Disney world, and having a twitter feud with a coworker from 10 years ago.

>>84129910
d...did he just take the drum rhythm verbatim?

>>84129983
why does he live in disney world?
florida or california?

>>84130020
California. He has no where else to live.

>>84129983
haha, yeah... I'm just 60k in dept and living in my parents basement having a feud with my highschool friends from 14 years ago. what a fucking loser right guys. haha. I feel so much better about my self that this celeb is as human as everyone else.

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>>84129706

>>84129910
he's walkin like he's got shit in his drawers

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>>84130048
Okay you're the one exception. You're DRAKE'D. Wear the crown when it comes to you next.

>>84129624
>eccentric bankruptee
Fixed

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>>84129989
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqxBtla75tGo+&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8ELbX5CMomE&start2=&authorName=foundaway
I don't know if this helps, but even so they do sound eerily similar.
>>84130020
California obviously. The homeless people who play dressup for tips and mosy around Hollywood Blvd all day are better off than him. Look at him, he's no better than them now.

>>84129910

This is sad to watch.

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>>84130071

>>84130071
good. you keep living your life vicariously through fake people and thinking youre better then them.

Do you think the pick-up "Hey I was on that TV show you watched when you were 13~" still works at the club?

Drake bell just lacked a normal childhood where somebody would laugh at him and call him a faggot and maybe punch him around a bit

can't blame the kid for growing up weird as a tv star from childhood

who even gives a fuck about this guy honestly, he's a nobody

drake if you're reading this, make something interesting or shut up

>>84130174
Probably. There's bound to be tons of girls that watched him on tv

>>84130066
he fucked up by bashing Bieber when the Biebs was a kid. Justin was a fan of his and if he embraced him then maybe he could've featured on his tracks and became uber famous.
he aint' fucking up with Mendes this time.
to be fair I didn't think Bieber's career would last more than a year either

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UNJUST
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>>84130227
Drake, please. Not even I would do you.

>>84130227
>FLAUNT
post a magazine that is actually relevant

>>84130174
It works in bean-land. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ie7fj4RvpA

>>84130227

he looks 100% gay

>>84130226
Who the fuck is Mendes compared to Bieber though?

>>84130227
i really want to say the guy's hot, i really do. but he just isn't. dude's got almost everything to fit that greaser look but his face is just off.

>>84130272
How has he not been shot by cartels yet?

>>84130227
HOLY FUCKING YUM!!

>>84130281
he gets play on the radio more than you could say about Drake.

>>84129624
this really bucles de vine

>>84130226
>to be fair I didn't think Bieber's career would last more than a year either


Did it? He seems like a total has been relic of the early 2010s

>>84130227
fuck what's wrong with his face? He looks like he's fucking 40.

>>84129910
Gotta say the beat was nice.

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>>84130227
Looks like Old Beckham if Old Beckham got young. Actual Young Beckham looks nothing like either Old Beckham or Drake but rather looks a lot like Young Leo.

>>84130227
>>84130324
samefag

Somebody needs to make a JUST Bell playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDz6ftmBJ0

>>84130272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9stbuUmvA
They must got those re-runs on LOCKDOWN over in Browntown.

>>84130059
He;s walking backwards and it's being played in reverse....make you think?

>>84130373
Mostly drugs and diazepines. He also doesn't eat healthy food at Disneyland.

>>84130227
Could he fix his face with plastic surgery?

>>84130356
well Biebs is featured on some of the most popular songs right now like Despacito.
Who would thought a 12 year old leafcuck whose only famous for a lesbian hair cut and dancing on youtube would become more successful than someone he idolized and grew up watching on tv

>>84129910
His music video was recorded on a fucking cellphone

lmao

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>>84130311
You'll never be me (on top)

>>84130417
>>84129910
HE'S LITERALLY WEARING THE SAME SHIRT.

>>84129910
>Guitars: $9.95
>walks by solemnly
fug muh heart :((((

>>84130356
He went from a tiger woods trainwreck to full un-JUST in the span of a year

this reminds me of Mitchell Musso, i feel bad for Disney actors that never made it out of their child tv show phase

>>84130421
That sounds more manley than Manlet Bell

>>84130465
shit man I take drugs and don't eat healthy and I'm fucking 33 I look better then him. but he does have me beat on /fit/ body.

>>84129624
He's a spic now?

>>84130066
>Sucking Shawn Mendez' dick this hard

Drakeposting best meme of 2017 prove me wrong

>>84130589
>Mitchell Musso
Oh God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_yJfEWJz0Q
What went wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-Jo-5J6VI

>>84130624
He's appealing to spics now, yeah, see >>84130272

the other thread was kino this is BALLS

How did this happen? Josh was supposed to be the loser who gets fatter and do gay porn to pay the bills and snort coke! Drake was supposed to have his music career fly off using Drake & Josh as a platform! Drake was supposed be a shinning star who would be having concerts, albums, big budget music videos, and his music being used in blockbuster hits! There must be something amiss in the timeline!

>>84130781
Shuddup

>>84130798
I dunno Drake, you tell me.

>>84130682
he's only 25, he can UNJUST himself

>>84130713
>appealing to spics
that's just sad. only a matter of time till he tries to appeal to flips and poos

>>84129910
What the fuck is up with his pants. They are so tight he had to cut the knees out so he could at least wobble around.

>>84129910
his old shit wasn't bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHPTi-SX_2s

>>84130884
Hey, maybe he'll hit it big with one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URm_0DJGifM
>tfw 0:08 is my fetish

>>84130901
At that age that haircut back when it was actually cool suit him. He's an 8/10 in that video. He's a 2 now.

>>84129910
>the end where he stands still on Hollywood for like 6 hours and no one recognizes him

Poor guy

>>84131001
That's him shitting himself which is why he walks like that in the beginning I assume.

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How do you go to kind of qt to whatever this is?

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>>84129910
>those pants

>>84130901
He was looking so good, i remember this was one of the first songs i downloaded from internet, he was really handsome back then.

>>84129910
What the fuck is he wearing? He ain't a preteen anymore. Although his voice still sounds like one. Is this how he usually sounds when he sings nowadays?

>>84131056
>dat hairline

>>84131022
He's walking backwards... It's reversed. That's why it looks weird

>>84130556
You're joking. You have to be.

>>84131056
He never grew up. Instead of transitioning into an adult and changing his look to suit his new features he has turned into a 30 year old man that tries to act as if he is still 17.

>>84131065
who did JJL lose her virginity too?

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>>84130227
Bryan Cranston?

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Protip: You can't

Fuck you guys. At least Drake is honest.

How did him living at Disneyland come to be?
Was it in his contract for voiciing Spiderman?
>alright Bob everything looks good, but instead of paying me money how about I get to live at Disneyland in perpetuitty?

>>84131056
That's what happens when you peak so young. He's constantly living in a state of nostalgia and denial and it's sad to watch it unfold

>>84131205
Kobe and Shaq
Mario and Luigi

Can Josh sing? I wondered this for a long time.

>>84131186
The first person she dated. An older man.

>>84131205
Josh and Uncle Jesse

>>84129624
>no arms
>no shoulders

why would he want to be shirtless?

>>84131205

Kek and LEL

>>84131186
John Landis

>you now remember Zoey 101
how are they holding up?

>>84131305
Just because her father gave some head to John means she did it too.

>>84131205
Not anymore.
>>84131211
>A man who couldn't lie to himself more than he already has
>Honest
jehj

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>>84131205

>>84131318
I remember half the main characters like that one tan girl from the first season leaving because Jamie Lynn Spears was difficult to work with.

>>84130048
>projection.jpg

>>84129693
Beiber is a fatty now, still more popular than Drake though.

>>84129910
hey, at least he's honest

>>84131219
>How did him living at Disneyland come to be?
I don't know, all I know is that they pay him like 10K to go to Disneyland almost everyday and share some time with the people there, like they do with the mascots like Mickey Mouse and the like.

>>84131318
Better than fucking Drake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YBNsRTtQI
>>84131352
Why do I get the feeling I know who the real father of Jamie Lynn's baby is?

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>>84129624
lmao Josh BTFO
He can't even do shirtless photoshoots like this lest everyone see his horrible undertit skin and the fact that he has to pull his bathing suit over his belly button so nobody sees his hanging gut skin.

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>>84131387
the struggle of being the adult fat kid is very real

>>84131365
10k per day he goes?

>>84131387
He's still worth more money than Drake.

>>84131343
Holy hell, drake is nothing on the JUST scale next to amanda

>>84129910
holy shit who directed that shit? even with absolutely nothing for the budget, you could make something better.

>>84131439
No, per year.

>>84131387
Josh still has alot more going for him

>better personality
>rich
>handsome face
>hot wife

>>84131453
yeah but amanda got JUST because abuse. drake JUSTed himself

>>84131205
Lucy and Vivian who you stole that exact plot and pose from.

>>84131387
I swear, this is Drake posting

every Drake JUST thread we have, somebody writes just like this and is always defending Drake

Drake please, get back to the park before it closes and you are stuck outside

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>>84131453
>>84131531
Guess Amanda is un-JUSTing herself too, just had her first interview in 4 years a couple weeks ago and is apparently 3 years sober and looking to get back into acting.

Pic related is what she looks like now though

>>84131637
I guarantee Drakes comes here knowing how bad we talk about him. Especially with how we compare him to Josh.

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>>84129624
Holy shit is that Drake? Why the fuck does he looks so JUST? I'm not even memeing, he looks terrible

>>84131358
>Beiber is a fatty now
it isn't impressive that someone said this here but it's something,

>>84131387
Where the fuck is his belly button??????

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>>84131819

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>>84129624
Stop with these threads, you'll make him shot himself. Not joking.

>>84131819
It is a Hollywood trend to remove them nowadays

>>84131749
He looks like the Dollar Tree Andrew Garfield

>>84131885
How do you "remove" bully buttons?

>>84131687
Is that the star from Sweetness in the Belly?

>>84131878
>shot

>>84131387
Oh god he's hideous

>>84131897
Same way as nipples

>>84131977
You remove a nipple and place it upside down on your belly button.

>>84131687

Off drugs but still fat and schizophrenic. Drake has a better chance of making a comeback than her

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>>84131749

>>84131271

DELETE THIS

>>84131205
Are they ripping off i love lucy in this photo

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>>84131387
>Josh
>Completely unjust himself
>Remain relevant by being fairly popular on Vine, and in movies
>Drake
>Tries to remain relevant by making music exactly like Justin Bieber
>Only movies he is known for are made for TV live action FOP
>Lives in Disneyland
There's no comparison

>>84131687
That's terrifying

what is it about drake that makes him so JUST?
is it the sleepy eyes?
the thin upper lip?
the ridiculous hair?
the manletness?
the colorful/juvenile clothes he wears?
all of the above?

>>84131637

This is retarded.

Drake is constantly trying to come up with new ideas to get back in the spotlight and making moves in Hollywood. He doesn't need to come to some backwoods Baneposting shithole to validate himself. He has nothing to prove to you or anyone else here. Like it or not he's got much more going on in life than you think, even compared to that fake ass Josh Peck. I'm doing just fine.

>>84131230
Josh is successful because he has a sense of humor about it, he tried ot seriously get over it with The Wackness and did ok, and now he has Vine/YouTube fame and stars around him, but he has a sense of humor about how it's not a big deal

>>84132250
7/10 a little too obvious

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>>84132176

Is Drakeposting a thing now?
>>84132176
??

>>84132115
Yeah, they did a ripoff of that episode where Lucy and Ethel rolled up chocolate. They even called it "I Love Sushi".

>>84132150
>>Only movies he is known for are made for TV live action FOP
Don't forget Arlo the Burping Pig.

>>84132176
>Gets cucked by a lesbian
I've heard a story like this before.

>>84130227
If he was pushing 40 I would be impressed but he's like 29

>>84132475
Me too. I had a friend that fucked a lesbian and immediately went after custody and child support. He's dead now though

>>84129624
>That DYEL body

>>84130510
It doesn't matter. He can't afford it. He has a 600K debt, and increasing day by day.

>>84129624
He should be Affleck's sidekick

>>84132644
The 600k figure was from a few years back, i think. So his debt is probably higher than that now.

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>>84131387
>>84131819
>>84131897
>mfw anyone over the age of four says "belly button"

IT'S A NAVEL GOD DAMN IT.

Or an umbilicus if you want to be fucking clinical about it.

did this fucker not declare bankruptcy?
no way his debt his higher than 600K, if it is, he hides he exsistential dread a lot better than i would
JUST

Post screens of the twitter feud.

>>84132758
navel refers to boats you dumbass

>>84132882
Are you just pretending to be retarded, anon?

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>>84132758
>m'umbilicus

>>84132011
Dude, do you even photoshop?

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>>84132758
I thought this part of a suit jacket is a navel

This is the only 30 seconds of Drake Bells career that is actually good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqFcOT1aZU

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>>84132758
Isn't this a navel

>>84129693
>Bieber
Best part is when he ignored Drake until he released an album then had his van park across the street from the premiere and drained 99% of drake's audience away

>>84129624
How does this guy have time to work out if he's broke and at Disneyland everyday?

any other yurofaggots fascinated by this series of events despite having no idea who these people were before a couple of days ago?

>>84133068
Running from the rats that crawl up from the sewers after closing time.

>>84133068
>What are sterioids

>>84133068
he's a cardio guy
he's constantly running from the IRS

>>84133068
he has to work at the Mines of Mickey to earn his stay

>>84129624
>my profile pic is spherical, SPHERICAL!

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>>84133027

>>84129624

who the fuck is this? literally never heard this name.

>>84132758
Belly button is perfectly acceptable nomenclature you fucking sperg

>tfw both Jared Bell and Aubrey Graham both go by their middle names "Drake"
Is Drake a manly name to them or something?

>>84133167
Except, no, it's not.

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>>84133148
This always makes me lose my shit.
Drake got fucking destroyed. This was absolutely savage. He definitely went home and jacked his tiny dick off to his cuck videos listening to Bieber's music.
I can't imagine being this JUSTed

>>84133174
Better than Jared or Aubrey imo

>The tax man's taken all my dough
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bmapc7-N1U

>>84133148
Fuck bieber can be brutal

>>84133214
Aside from it making you sperg out, please explain to me how it's not.
>HARD MODE: NO MENTION OF "It sounds childish though"

>>84133148
this is just too savage. all Drake had to do was embrace a little punk kid but instead he decided to try and humiliate him and his fans.
he literally got cucked by a kid and ultimately JUSTin BIEBERED

>>84133148
Jesus Christ. You literally can't recover from this.

>>84133278
Drake literally started a campaign of nipping at biebers heels on twitter for no reason other than getting him to respond, and generating some publicity for his dying career/brand

https://youtu.be/0M1rr2Vqltg

Where's Josh?

Literally, guys? LITERALLY?

>>84133441
>Drake is so poor and pathetic that he has to walk onto sets of other shows during filming for any last shard of relevancy whatsoever

>>84131056
When someone has dead eyes, is it ever possible to get them light in them back?

>tfw watching all of these drake videos in the thread
now he's gonna pop up in my suggestions
JUST

https://youtu.be/CcI0EQ_Soq4

I don't get it.

>>84133510
>>84133510
>not watching Drake videos in a private browser to not JUST yourself

Thread music:
https://youtu.be/onK8-MArcUs

>>84133148
>@justinbieber Damn! they told me you were there while I was changing. I tried to come get you in time but you split. only saw you drive away — Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 18, 2014

>>84130901
what the FUCK happened to his skin?

>>84133529
What are kids suppose to get out of this? They don't know who he is. This is stupid.

>>84133529
I thought it was confirmed that Drake and Josh doesn't take place in the same canon universe as iCarly/Victorious/Sam and Cat.

>>84133584
OH
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>84130227
He looks like Max Payne

>>84133613
April fools jokes are rarely canon

>>84133606
I think Drake and Josh was still rerunning while Victorious was going on, but yeah. It's stupid. It's like "LOL IT'S DRAKE!" instead of an actual joke.

>>84129910
Was his last single a few years back better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYBVPVeQn0

>>84133705
Or maybe it was the real Drake who was having a schizophrenic episode, and they decided to go with that take because lol?

>>84132956

It's a lapel you moron.

>>84133606
they wouldn't, but the show is so fast and with the laugh track nobody would have noticed.

speaking of victorious, can we talk about how Cat is /ourgirl/?

>>84133567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boV9EMzXuP0

>>84133613
I can't tell what's stupider, that there's a Schneiderverse or that only specific shows of his are canon to it.

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>>84133584

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>>84133529
Huh?

>>84133758
God, no. I remember watching an episode because my friend kept waifu-ing Cat, and thought she was the worst character (helium voice, retarded).

>>84133781
So, what I'm getting out of this is:
Universe A: (Amanda Show -> Drake and Josh -> Zoey 101)
Universe B: (Arguably S4!Zoey 101 -> iCarly -> Victorious -> Sam and Cat)

I assume Game Shakers is its own universe.

Is Drake actually a cocaine dealer now?
Some anon said he used to buy from him

>>84130227
There is nothing wrong with his face or overall looks (aside from looking a decade older than he actually is), it just doesn't suit his persona at all. He needs to do some hardcore shit, from fitness to bikes to whatever the fuck and drop the kawai boi image he is trying to pursue.

>>84131381
It's dan" get in the van" Schneider this is common knowledge

>>84133907
I used to buy cocaine from you.

You're a cocaine dealer now.

>>84133882
https://youtu.be/M0m2lfF52dM

He was never that visually appealing to begin with. The "Drake the guitar playing ladies man" thing is a meme that Shnieder made because he wanted a character like that and Drake just happen to be the one that wasn't fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3-aUVCjco
;(

>>84133809
Hahahahaha holy shit how pathetic

>>84130096
that dick though
drakes got a bull penis

>>84134052
I still can't believe he sounds exactly the same now as he did as a teenager.

>>84130227
9/11 would lick his brownstar

>>84134025
funny how it almost gave him a career out of it lol if only he wasn't a jobber

>>84134063
>the video where we find out Drake has a big penis is also the one where he plays with toddlers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyLoibL7kQ8
>>84134133
Somebody's been taking quick advice from Dan

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>>84130407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_9RwizX8U

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I actually met Coconut-Head a few weeks back in LA
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my brand-new Ed Hardy shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off

Is a Drake Bell general starting to form?

>>84130589
Yeah, Orlando Brown is fucking weird
https://youtu.be/Cj2BMTOIjQI

>>84130934
Does "db TV" mean Drake Bell TV?

>>84134274
At least post the whole compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaQcD5mh5ww

https://youtu.be/H68XqJW6MHA

Reminder that Drake Bell now does gigs at public high school proms.

>>84129624
He literally and figuratively severed his ties to his old life. We are witnessing the rebirth of the Dragon.

>>84133809
it hurts

>>84131244
he can only sing the Torah

>>84134328
holy shit

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>>84134328
Dude I went to high school here. Graduated in 2013 though.

>>84131819
his belly skin flap is tucked into his pants. probably hangs over his dick and balls like an apron

>>84134328
saved by the JUST

>>84131387
If his skin flaps are really that bad couldn't he just get surgery? I doubt money is an issue

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>>84132758
*tips navel

>>84129983
I wouldn't even call it a feud when Josh has been completely ignoring him and all his posts being spammed by Drake's delusional spic fans

>>84134492
If he could why hasn't he yet?

>>84133097
>What are sterioids
what do flying space rocks have to do with this faggot?

>>84129624
He's no longer a billionaire.

>>84130227
No, no. Drake, you can't pull off the tattooed badass image when you've spent a giant chunk of your life working on cheesy children's sitcoms. I'm sorry.

>>84131990
Didn't they specifically say she wasn't bipolar or schizophrenic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99a5WauX3Q

>>84133907
yes, He was apparently living in his subaru in Portland and went by the name "Drey"

>>84134688
holy fuck this is awful. I don't know shit about music and I know he's doing it all wrong.

>>84131056
>>84131125
what the fuck it's a reverse widow's peak

>>84134328
Atleast Drake is getting that prime teeny bopper pusspuss

>>84130048
>I'm just 60k in dept and living in my parents basement having a feud with my highschool friends from 14 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw

>>84131205
Carly and her friend

Does this count as JUST?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JOav1q51c

>>84129910
He doesn't sound bad, it's his image and the production of that video that are holding him back.

Why can't these kids show sitcom people just accept that they're not famous anymore (and never really were)?

>>84131056
all he really needs to do is gain a little bit of weight. the gauntness does him zero favors, which is odd because usually that helps

>>84130311
thank you

>>84131056
Keeps his body fat too low and doesn't wear sunscreen. All those sunspots and premature wrinkling are dead give aways.

>>84130048
what? i thought we were all rich shut-ins here. gtfo

>>84133148
What a little punk, I'd pay anything to see drake bell beat the fuck out of that kid.

>>84129736
He's aging like milk.

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>>84134251
>didn't finish you off
Well fuck him, at least Drake would've had the integrity to do so to cope with his loneliness, on top of getting paid

>>84134251
>I'll finish you off for an andrew jackson


holy shit I'm fucking dying

>>84133148
>>84129693
Haters gonna hate but I respect Bieber. Dude seems like he's gotten his shit together and finally made a good album, plus he trolls like a champ.

>>84134926
Bieber is also worth like 200 million or something like that

Drake lives at disneyland lmfao

>>84130356
Nah man he was going full "i'm fucked up because i didn't have a normal childhood" in 2014, then suddenly he applied to be roasted himself and miraculously did a full turnaround, released an album in 2015 that was with it with the rhytms of the time and became the biggest thing on planet for teenage girls like my baby little sister because he was still the BIEBER from their childhoods.

I guess it is because he was the first youtube popstar, he is still seen as this modern product of our times and just his name sells.

>lives in Disneyland
>can only make money by singing at public high schools
>brings up a show he worked on a decade ago at every opportunity
>eats bugs at Mexico for attention
>gets cucked by Uncle Jesse

What's next for Drake?

>>84135131
Suicide, for his sake

>>84133148
Let's be honest this was bieber's version of a royal reminding him in a soulcrushing way that he is a peasant.

It probably broke his mind in a way and made him lose hope in living.

why does anything from from the mid 00s make me extremely depressed

especially 2005

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>>84133809
>>84133584
It's like the beta stories on 4chan.

>>84129624
>D-Does he know?

Yeah, I'd say he's probably aware that he's not worth a billion dollars.

>>84133148
>"Man, fuck Bieber. Come on Drake, we got some fine ass $10 Mexican hookers that remember Drake & Josh."
>"In a moment, I just want to stand here and pretend those screaming fans are still mine."

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>>84135209

because that was the moment everything went to shit. Movies, tv, people, technology. Youtube came out 2005. See the connection?

>>84135382
nah it was shit back then too there was just nothing to compare it to and we didn't know any better

it does feel like it's a world that's gone forever though, we can't go back ;_;

>>84134328
>everyone on their phones
fuck this generation

>>84135382
The era change to the "millenial" era happened around 2007-2008. Are you seriously implying that the tasteless shit that didn't know what it was of 00's were better than everything the internet era has given us, youtube, EDM, social media, movies and yes, 4chan?

>>84135459
It feels like you can't go back because there was a literal era-swift thanks to internet becoming popular.

>>84129910
>Nazi and I'm perfect
What did he mean by this?

0:38

>>84134786
lol

>>84130227
>tattoo of a candle burning at both ends

fucking lol'd

>>84135568
The internet was popular long before 2005

>>84129723
The latter has an easier demographic especially around these parts

>>84135541
>le wrong generation
kill yourself

>>84131355
Anon... he was talking about himself.
That's the opposite of projection.

>>84133493
maybe if he was to have some kids

Why is Josh snubbing him anyway? I haven't followed this at all.

>>84135717
Anon... he was being passive aggressive and projecting insecurity

>>84135653
Not to mainstream audiences.

>>84129624

His he still in debt?

>>84135736
Josh was always the beta in the relationship, basically getting fame because he was partnered with Drake from a young age

Now that he's got his own shit going on and is successful, he doesn't care about his junkie former friend. Drake's got money and drug problems, and probably isn't a nice person.

>>84133809
>>84133584
I honestly don't get it, was Bieber just fucking with him or what?

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>>84135755
Yes, to mainstream audiences. You must be pretty young if you think the internet only got mainstream in the mid 2000s. Try 10 years before that

>>84135815
>someone at his party says "Dude Bieber was here, he just left"
>Drake is gullible and believes it
>takes to twitter to spaz out

>>84133105
Is he a Marvelshill on /tv/?

>>84130174
absolutely

he probably gets propositioned just walking around disney land. what a rough life the poor guy.

>>84135653
Less 10% of the world had internet in 2005. Today its 40%.

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>>84135850
Oh

Oh no

Eccentric billionaire? Is that supposed to be ironic or something? Isn't he in debt?

>>84135957
>including third world shitholes in your stat
it was like 75%-90% in real countries

>>84130227
He's gonne end up like the Patrick Swayze character in that flick where the jet engine kills the kid who sees a bunny.

>>84130227
Major case of sheenface right there, definitely on some hard shit.

Is Drakeposting the new Jennaposting?

>>84129910
better than shameless blur oasis 90s pop ripoff

https://youtu.be/IHPTi-SX_2s

>>84129624
Damn, part of me wants to see a Drake Bell redemption arc, but I've seen some of his videos and he seems way to lame to have that douchebag Charlie Sheen vibe he tries to pull off.

>>84133148
Can you even recover from that? Holy shit that's brutal.

>>84134274
>>84134318
he was obviously diddled as a kid

>>84136051
why are there so many fucking mexicans in the comments

>>84131205
Kenan & Kel
Carly and Sam
Abbot and Costello
Laurel and Hardy
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Ratchet & Clank
Jak and Daxter
Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman

JUST and Josh.

>>84136107
Reruns for the past 5 years, making beanville a place where there are masses of genuine fans there

>>84133148
the savagery is too much

Why the fuck do we have a Drake Bell thread?

You guys are fucking idiots. SAGED

>>84136051
god those hairstyles were so cringe

>>84134782
I'd say Kenan got JUSTed more since he's still on SNL and doesn't look like he's ever gonna go further than that.

>>84136245
So I should make another then?
>>84136255
Eh, some wore the emo bang do more than others.

>>84136311
At this point I feel he needs blatant recognition of his over-welcomed tenure in the show. Perhaps some award delivered in good spirits, but all it does is sink in this is all he's doing in life

>>84135131
>gets cucked by Uncle Jesse

What?

>>84136766
That was his best friend and he left him for some guy from a sitcom

>bump limit
Where's the new Drake thread?

>>84137195
Hasn't he been through enough?

>>84131687
She'd be better off taking her remaining money, investing it and living off the interest. Just find a nice quiet place where she could maybe own an art gallery or some horses.

>>84131205
How old is everyone in here? I'm 29 and I have no idea who these people are. Did I just miss this show or am I too old?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD?

Is this australia? Is this what ausfags talk about?

>>84137258
Maybe tomorrow, everyone's too tired, being hammered off their ass because everyone hates them and all that good stuff.

>>84137344
Maybe its an american thing, I only know about this show because of /tv/.

>>84137344
I am also 29. I also don't know what this shit is or when Beiber became the lesser faggot to anyone.

>>84137417
Jared Drake Bell is a 30 year old ex child star from the Nickelodeon television series Drake and Josh. He's currently 600,000 dollars in financial debt and wasn't invited to the wedding of an ex coworker from a decade old show.

Next question: recommend me hangover/comfort food

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>>84137439
It's an American show but I don't know why we're talking about it so hard on /tv/ in the middle of the night for America

>>84137344
Did you have cable growing up? I didn't so I've never watched an episode of this. I only know of the name when friends would ever bring it up.
/tv/ of course makes sure that it's still "relevant".

>>84137458
yeah but who are you? Are you like up early for school?

Hangover recommendation: No matter what time you go to sleep force yourself to wake up and drink at least 3 big ol cups of fluid. Ideally eat a big breakfast before you're actually sober and drink juice and milk and water and tea. Don't drink coffee it dehydrates you.

Comfort food: soylent. Fuck food.

>>84137519
Thanks man. And no, I'm just a shut-in NEET who's still richer than Drake Bell.

>>84137519
*at like 8 or 9 am is when you force yourself to wake up and hydrate. Eat bread too.

Also it's always good to wake up and make yourself throwup before commencing hydration and nutrient intake, if you're feeling unsorted upon waking. You don't want to hydrate and THEN puke. That's just redundancy.

Eat carrots and fruit and shit when you get home drunk and drink a glass of water and you won't be hungover.

Adderall also helps.

>>84137468
/tv/ discusses everything. Watching shit ironically is part of it. Even iCarly has recurring threads.

>>84135382
>>84135459
>>84135653
>>84135755
>>84135957
Actually I'd say everything went downhill in 2007. 2005-2006 can still be considered part of the "old days".

2007 ruined everything
Mainstreaming of social media
PRISM Internet-spying program begins
The Big bang theory
Tumblr founded
iphones
Economic crash
Obama begins his campaign

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>>84136127
>forgetting Trashman and the Giant manlet

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>>84137720
Fuck off fagget.

The internet had changed everything by 2000. Any faggot that wants to argue otherwise is a belligerent young faggot.

And the internet age didn't ruin everything. The bush administration and 9/11 did. That will unambiguously be viewed as the turning point in American history.

And 2016, in terms of American history, will be marked as the end of any "old days." It's a brave new world now. The irl equivalent of Boaty McBoatface is President now.