>American character get injured >call 911 >paramedics

I kekd then I cried

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>>84125429
>paramedics ask character if they want to pay
GOD BLESS

>>84125429
IS this real?

>chinese character gets injured
>everybody runs away because if you make a 911 call in China for somebody and they don't have medical insurance then YOU have to pay for their treatment
Totally true btw.

Btw.. wtf has this got to do with /tv/?

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>>84127006

Do Americans really wear shoes in the house?

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>>84125429
>be American
>get shot
>go to hospital
>lost health insurance because of republicunts
>they won't accept bitcoin
>bleed out in the waiting room

>>84127006
There's a video on liveleak of some chinese guy biting a guy to death on a train and everyone ignores it because of this reason

>>84127059
Not in the south. We all take our shoes off by the door. Maybe autists in New England do.

>>84126966

Unfortunately, yes. Some places paramedics down south only accept cash. Residents there keep cash at home for emergencies. That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.

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>American character gets severely injured
>call 2011
>PARTY CORPSES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>84127109
Should have shot the other guy before he could get you, weebshit

>>84127190
Or worse, a toddler getting ran over by cars but nobody stopping to help or a toddler getting kick the shit out of him in public by a drunk, crazy man.

>>84127851
>That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.
You moron

>>84127851
>That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.
American education at its finest.

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>>84127109
>>84125429

>>84125429
It's only the poor uneducated Americans that have trouble affording healthcare. The very same class of Americans the world seems to hate. Now shut up, we're doing you a favor.

>be eurocuck
>social mobility and innovation and drive to succeed destroyed by 70% tax rate
>have culturally enriching experience with truck of peace
>die during six hours wait
>at least no one had a gun, thank god

>>84127190
Never saw that one, but I did see the one of the little girl getting run over and several people walk by and see her laying in the street afterward and just walk by without helping her.

>>84128277
my eyes have been opened.

thats genius.

>Need an ambulance
>Surely this is covered by taxes
>Get a bill for three hundred dollars a month later
Fuck Canada

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American needs to tip for ambulance plus bill

>>84128392
Yup, if the girl looked poor they'd all be hesitant to help because they'd have to foot the medical bill.

Fucking weird country.

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>>84125429
>American character get injured
>call 2011

>be american
>go to see capekino 3: the recapening
>get to my seat after having to scream at a fat jew negress to make me a fresh hot dog
>big scene where quipbot has all the capes in the jaws of his master plan
>makes hilarious quip
>choke on hot dog
>someone calls the ambulance
>now 100k in debt

>>84128307
>social mobility is higher overall in America

Not really desu senpai

>>84125429
Lol jesus you australian kids are bored. This thread screams "im 12 and from australia"

>>84129030

>plus tip

>tfw wallet biopsy comes up negative

>>84127896
Lmfao /ourguy/

>British character gets injured
>calls 999
>asked his religion
>"Christian"
>dial tone