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Come on /tv/ lets finally solve this for once and for all: Which

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Come on /tv/ lets finally solve this for once and for all: Which are the best seats for the ultimate kino experience?

I prefer the seats on the upper right 1/3. Some old guy in my first cinema (long gone, even smoking was allowed... damn..thanks cineplexes I guess..) told me that it stimulates the more emotional parts of the brain. Dunno if true but that guy was a good man, he even wore one of those classy old red suits with golden pompons / bobbles. That guy even put in the film reels himself after he got sure that everyone was in and had their snacks. Damn I miss my old cinema so much, everything went to shit in the past decades....
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The ones next to the manlet pit. I love watching them squirm to get out before the film starts.
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>>84116849
What / Where is the manlet pit?
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>>84117254
usually it's right at the entrance, it's pretty dark but if look closely you can see a few hands in the air asking for help everytime, they will probably never learn
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>>84116785
as close as possible without having to tilt my head upwards, as close to center as possible

anything else is a fucking pleb opinion
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>>84117254
There are rumors that there are hidden hatches to the popcorn mines deep down in the dark of the pits.
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at home with no plebs chewing popcorn in my ear
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>tfw I don't even have to think about what is the best available seat because the online ticket reserve system already has a calculated algorithm of immediately choosing the best available seat in the theater

One click on the computer/phone, get in literally 2 minutes before it starts and sit in my perfectly placed seat all without a single second of waiting anywhere.
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>>84118027
>letting a machine think for you
kill yourself cattle
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>>84118183
yeah what a mindless drone, I also heard people use calculators what a bunch of LOSERS right
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>>84118027
plebtier nerd
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>>84118183
>>84118540
t. triggered ameritards who have to get an hour before the screening and fight to get a semi decent seat
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Right at the back of the theatre, right below the projector.
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