Come on /tv/ lets finally solve this for once and for all: Which are the best seats for the ultimate kino experience?
I prefer the seats on the upper right 1/3. Some old guy in my first cinema (long gone, even smoking was allowed... damn..thanks cineplexes I guess..) told me that it stimulates the more emotional parts of the brain. Dunno if true but that guy was a good man, he even wore one of those classy old red suits with golden pompons / bobbles. That guy even put in the film reels himself after he got sure that everyone was in and had their snacks. Damn I miss my old cinema so much, everything went to shit in the past decades....
The ones next to the manlet pit. I love watching them squirm to get out before the film starts.
>>84116849
What / Where is the manlet pit?
>>84117254
usually it's right at the entrance, it's pretty dark but if look closely you can see a few hands in the air asking for help everytime, they will probably never learn
>>84116785
as close as possible without having to tilt my head upwards, as close to center as possible
anything else is a fucking pleb opinion
>>84117254
There are rumors that there are hidden hatches to the popcorn mines deep down in the dark of the pits.
at home with no plebs chewing popcorn in my ear
>tfw I don't even have to think about what is the best available seat because the online ticket reserve system already has a calculated algorithm of immediately choosing the best available seat in the theater
One click on the computer/phone, get in literally 2 minutes before it starts and sit in my perfectly placed seat all without a single second of waiting anywhere.
>>84118027
>letting a machine think for you
kill yourself cattle
>>84118183
yeah what a mindless drone, I also heard people use calculators what a bunch of LOSERS right
>>84118027
plebtier nerd
>>84118183
>>84118540
t. triggered ameritards who have to get an hour before the screening and fight to get a semi decent seat
Right at the back of the theatre, right below the projector.