What Happens When You Cross Michael Bay On Set, According To

>>84116779
BAY'D.COM

>doesn't explain what it means

What an asshole, at least Affleck got a "Shut the fuck up, Ben."

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>>84116779
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get BAY'D!

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Wew

>>84117404
>tfw he will never bay you

>>84116877
It means getting sternly lectured for fucking up.

>"He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation," Megan Fox said of Bay. "He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him."

Why cant women handle getting bay'd?

Josh seems like a fucking retard, does he star in anything else but these?

>>84117648
It's because she's right, he's a genuine autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

>>84117955

>hating based bay

>>84118134
I like Bay, he's cooled off on the camera movement in recent years and started using slow motion. You could actually see and appreciate the amazing special effects in Last Knight and understand what was happening.

>>84117404
Michael Bay looks like THAT?

>>84117648
>>"He's like Napoleon
>>"He wants to be like Hitler

Spoiled lazy actress is surprised her boss expects her to work hard for her million dollar paycheck.

>>84117955
>leg raise
what did he mean by this
seriously

>>84116845
underrated kek

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BAY'd

Bad Boys 3 when!?

BTFO
BAY'D THE FUCK OUT

>>84119373
>Bad Boys 3 when!?

In production, he's not directing it, fuck this timeline

>>84119373

SOON

>>84116779
>"hey you, get it together, stop acting so shit"
>"sure, no problem, as soon as you stop directing so shit."

>>84116877
sauce on the affleck thing?

>>84120272

Armageddon commentary

>>84120272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

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Michael Bay's Name Pushed Paramount To Settle Injured Extra's ‘Transformers 3’ Lawsuit

>A source tells Deadline that the lawsuit filed in October 2010 would have gone on longer if Michael Bay’s name hadn’t been thrown into the legal mix. But the possibility that the director and his Platinum Dunes production company suddenly were to be pulled in as defendants apparently lit a fire under Paramount to speed a settlement. Today’s news comes after a year and a half of legal maneuvering, including attempts by the studio to move the case from Illinois to California, as well one already failed mediation.

http://deadline.com/2012/05/michael-bays-name-helped-speed-paramount-settlement-of-injured-extras-transformers-3-lawsuit-277222/

http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?7772-Reports-Woman-hurt-on-TF3-set/page5

>I'm glad the woman is fine but i'm sure the so-called brain injuries aren't forever.
>Having open Brain surgery is not necessarily a bad thing depending on what has actually happened.
>$50000 ain't bad, but why sue? they already apologized and provided funds for her medical expense. im glad its some crazy amount she suing for.
>ya know i hope she makes a full recovery, and that paramount takes care of her, but if paramounts willing to care for her pay her bills and what not, why does she have to sue right this second! I could see if there is gonna be permenant brain damage, that she sue, but really this sounds like her family is just greddy as hell! They probaly figure that paramount will just settle asap!

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>>84121002

>>84120476
>tfw you will never be paid millions of dollars to do something, then turn around and mock the shit out of it

>>84120476
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAA

>>84121002
>http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?7772-Reports-Woman-hurt-on-TF3-set/page5
why exactly did you quote random nobodies on the internet ?

>>84117955
>telepromptor fucks up
>decides he doesn't want to shill for samsung's gimmick tv
>leaves because he doesn't care anymore

more like he just stopped caring

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>>84120476

>>84119404
It's been delayed since the director Joe Carnahan left. Bay says he doesn't want to direct it.

>>84120476
holy shit, ben affleck should just do commentary on bad movies and upload it to youtube full-time

>>84120476

Any other commentaries like this from actors? I never really watched them before

>>84122115
https://youtu.be/ZNZkKKkTM0g

HAHAHAHA Hunter S Thompson on Tobey Maguire

>>84120476
Kek. Anyone know any other movies with good commentary like this?

>>84120476

holy shit this is amazing

>>84122115

Total Recall is fucking brilliant, it's just Arnold and Verhoeven talking out every scene in the movie, no real insight just

"Haha, dis is vere I kill the guy!"

"ARRRGGGH!"

"Haha, keeled heem!"

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>>84120476
>"The Nasa nerdonauts don't understand his salt of the earth ways"
>"Aim the drill at the ground and turn it on"

>>84120476
Holy shit, I'd pay for more of this.
Side note: anyone else think Affleck sounds kinda Aspergers-ish?

>>84123004

He might be high, plus he's only 26 there.

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>>84120476
>didnt you see apollo 13 boy?

my sides

He was so full of life once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_z6RCm6uw

>>84120476
Ben is actually pretty funny

>>84123004
you telling me the accountant is not a documentary of his life when he isn't acting?

>>84121002

50k is fucking nothing.

>>84123167
Wish I could say, but I never saw that one.

>>84120476
oh god there are more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQygtsP2FLc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNPri-XaZE8

>>84123682

>"Didnt they teach you this stuff in acting school?" -Bay
>"No, Michael. They dont teach weightless mime in acting school."

HOLY FUCKING KEK

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>>84117648
Fucking ruthless lmao

>>84123167
I assumed that was a documentary too.

Underrated fucking movie by the way, really a kickass bizarre action flick.

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What I dont understand is how someone can be so up tight, seemingly driven by a vision, and meticulous about it, then turn out shit like
>robot pees on human hahaha
>I am beneath the enemy scrotum hahaha
>robot dry humping Megan Fox to climax
>mom brings weed to college lol
>hey lets get this close up of these two dogs fucking but its funny because they have funny names
Especially when you consider one minute of cgi for one robot alone is in the thousands. People describe him like people describe Stanley Kubric but there's a clear difference in quality. Am I supposed to take away that he's a really smart and dedicated idiot? What would influence such decisions from a man who clearly has some kind of integrity about his work?

>>84123000
Ayo Jimmy when you coming to the Lakers my nigga

>>84124431
He's clearly autistic.

>>84124431
My money is that he's probably manic, or has a disorder in the same vein.
Knew this one chick in film school that said he'd just do dickish stuff on set, like asking interns to bring him a megaphone and screaming at them for bringing him the wrong color of megaphone. Guy probably doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing half the time.
Then again, it was really difficult to parse the truth from fiction with her, so take that with a spoon of salt.