Tell me this isn't real. http://nerdist.com/the-matri

>>84115250

Blow it out your boipucci, sweetie :o)

>>84115250
Isn't this a prequel story about morpheus? Either way, Jordan is a god awful actor.

>>84115389
This he is fucking terrible.. does he suck Jude dick to get all these rolls?

Do you seriously care? Only the first one was good because the Wachikowski Sisters ripped off a bunch of people.

>>84115585
is that why he has no chin?

It looks photoshopped

>>84115989
Which means it's real. Fuck

>March 14

lol

>>84115250
The real question is, if he doesn't go transsexual, does it prove the jews are trying to emasculate only white men???

Tom Arnold plays Morpheus

>>84115250
Well, Will Smith was offered to be Neo before Keanu, but Will refused because he wanted to make Wild Wild West I believe. Look how that turned out. Neo was almost a black character. I guess that pol would have a fit with having an educated black character that's an expert in computers and works at a prestigious company by day and elite hacker at night.

>>84115389
He was alright in Creed.

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>Matrix came out 18 years ago
>this movie will probably have far worse special effects
jdimsa

>>84115250
WE WUZ ALGORITHMS

>>84115250

OK, so I have a better idea. How about having Michael Jordan be in this and the story is about learning about becoming the ultimate Basketball player against the Agents.