Channel awesome movie reviews discussion thread Who is best critic:

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>>84105339
Please contribute philistine this is a movie discussion

Neither of them are Channel Awesome critics.

>>84105333
>Who is best critic:
>Lindsay Ellis

Wrong, It's Paul Latza

>>84106137

Neither of them classify as actual critics either, glorified (terrible) vloggers at best.

>>84105333
Spoony was great at his peak. I don't understand why he threw it all away.

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>>84106420
Latza posting is a dead meme Anon, get with the times. It's all about Bob posting now.

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>>84105333
Not a critic, but I would've chopped off my right hand to have sex with Rachael.

>thread is now about which channel awesome person you'd fuck

>>84107391
That's a huge penis.
I feel so inadequate now.

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>>84107391
>You will never gain the ability to go back in time and turn yourself invisible and then go to this exact moment and place your cock in her hand for that second without her ever knowing it

>>84107495
nah it's not the penis which is huge, it's her hands & mouth that are tiny

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>>84105333
>'critics' with <6000 subs, videos average 1000 views
>just a guy or sometimes a cute girl with a phone camera
>no mics, no lights, no makeup, no 4K ultra close-ups of cake faces or pores
>just chill spontaneous videos of them giving their opinions of both mainstream and obscure shit
>zero marketing and demographics-research scripting, all natural video goodness

>last update two years ago

Stop dying, please. It's the only way I can listen to peoples opinions on stuff.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>84107604
>It's the only way I can listen to peoples opinions on stuff.

Why would you want to do that? 99% of people and their opinions are shit.

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>>84105333
I want to say Lindsay's number is up at the end of the month, but sadly baby killers are praised in this shitty country.
#Banassultabortions

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>>84106420
>>84107277
Why not both

>>84107796
That's some fine virtue signaling there anon, yes suh.

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>>84105333
>meet autistic guy irl
>he unironically watches inkara
>he unironically thinks doug is a genius
>he assumed I knew who these people were
>he assumed I knew their content
>mfw I pretended to not know who linkara was
>mfw I pretended like I thought doug quit the character years ago

>>84107890
>he assumed I knew who these people were
>he assumed I knew their content
but you did, autist

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>>84107845
>liking TWO things at the same time
You know that's not how the internet works.

>>84107740
That's why I listen to the 1 ber sent

>>84107845
Latza would make for a graet prequel to Mr 3000

>>84107890
He was talking about me, hmmmmm?

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>>84107916
>he wasn't there for the streams those years ago
feel bad for you, m8

>>84107342
>>84107364
>>84107391
>>84107422
>>84107458
F A T T

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>>84107458

Doug's shit reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSAcLRD1J7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYTPIdtA57E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X6BJMz0HDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8VchpTS4FQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRoFBUjtz80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HkGKzb0KSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hcy_XVYSAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KInWagnTOhM
he' trash and I feel sorry for you if you take him seriously

>>84105333
Best Critic: Easily Todd in the Shadows

Worst Critic: Linkara. He's that rare mix of fundamentalist Christian and Social Justice Warrior that makes him annoying.

>Best
Spoony

>Worst
Spoony

>>84105333

Best: Spoony before getting fired and before announcing his patreon. Doug Walker was great too, that is, before Demo Reel.

After that, I'd say Angry Joe and Brad Jones

Worst: Everyone else.

>tfw JesuOtaku is going to ruin her beauty with testosterone
Life isn't fair.

>>84108676
Paw > Rapp Critic > POWER GAP > Numale Fantino > Todd

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>Latza has a gf and you don't

>>84108942
Why? Why? Why? WHY?! She sounds like Bart Simpson and just looks like a dyke now

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>tfw she locked her Instagram account after Googling her own name

Best: Spoony, even though he turned to shit the second the hooked up with TGWTG he was still the most talented of the bunch.

Worst: Probably Linkara, I couldn't stand that nasaly autist. Or maybe that annoying fat guy who moved at 2fps and was shoved into every cameo/crossover.

Lindsay and Doug were pretty neat at one point, though Doug threw it all away when the side bits became full-on comedy sketches.
Personally I checked out when he was shitting on the Casper movie for having annoying side characters while he was doing awful bits with an animated Casper thing.

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>>84108942
>ruin
You mean decimate

>>84108667
his last action hero is essential PLEB FILTER

he's 100% right, that movie is NOT FUNNY. It wasn't funny back then and now it's not funny not now. "It's ironic" fags need to be shot.

>>84105333
Childhood is when you idolize Mike and Jay
Adulthood is when you idolize Doug Walker made more sense

>>84109239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow

>Not movie greatness.
You've made a powerful enemy today anon...

>>84109239
ok Doug

>>84109180
Holy fucking yuck.

>>84109281
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORS3CqPTgDg

Is Channel Awesome proof that there is a market for literally anything?

The writing is horrible, the contributors are all unlikeable autists with zero personality, some of them are outright assholes with no redeemable qualities like Rob and Spoony, and the production values are basically non-existent.

>>84108626
this worthless whore will burn

>>84109567
No. It's proof that if anyone semi-decent in the early days of a new platform can be a success.

>>84109543
>its a 30 minute long sketch episode

These two videos cover in great detail the falldown from Doug and Spoony.

https://youtu.be/Srp-pPmCjc8

https://youtu.be/9KB5R73YGuY

>>84109911
no they dont, its typical youtube shit designed for clicks

>>84109932

I'm not the owner of those videos, I can tell you that. And both do provide condensed information about spoony and doug's situations. There are a lot more videos talking about this, but these are the ones that I found better explained that.

Lindsay has really upped her game after leaving.

>>84105333
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>84110193
/tv/ is it