Quentin Tarantino is trying to write and cast his new film.

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Off to a good start

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>>84098056

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>>84098097
Fuck you reddit we're not counting that shit

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>>84098106

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both of them

nobody will get 69 that was a dumb idea OP. Dubs write the movie

>>84098242
You're probably right.
Okay kids, I'm OP, I'm a faggot, and this is the new rule.

>>84098242
Hamlet.

Samuel L Jackson says nigger.
Quentin Tarantino has a cameo but is completely shit at it.
Close ups of cast eating food. Food is discussed at great lengths for no reason.
Steve Buscemi says fuck 10 times

>>84098680
Sounds like a solid film but it's not the one we casted you cunt

>>84098702
Oops my bad I have gayness

>>84098242
the movie will be about how you are such a pleb for not getting 69 like i did

its just about quentin fucking whores in hawaii but he tries to spead as much HIV as possible in memory of Freddy Mercury

its about drake bell recovering from debt by being a singer for weddings its called The Wedding Bell

its about shilling on 4chan its a documentary that is 9 hour longs and it has 5 penis and its on the twin towers

its about a struggling alcoholic cop who just wants some pussy

ok so the movie is about a gameshow where all the contestants have to humiliate eachother to recieve money but then things go too far when someone falls off the roof of the building and kevin spacey is blamed for the crime and they gotta bust him outta jail and then clear his name

quentin tarantino is fucking two blonde bimbos when his boss played by kevin spacey enters the room
then they all fuck but the blond whores leak the tape and escape the countries
they both lose their jobs and hire a doctor to get sex changes so they can start over so the doctor sends them to a magic genderswitcher black kid who turns them into girls and then they adopt a cat to fuck it. then the one dude below the doctor pic comes and gets raped. then the woman comes because she is that guys mom and is looking for them. she cant find her son so she hires a PI to find him which is the dude with the bushy brown beard. alex jones only makes a cameo.

In the Wild West it's a crime by death to sniff feet. Well this boss nigger(Samuel L Jackson) is gonna huff the shit out of every prissy White woman's foot and the only thing that'll stop him is a noose

Shot for shot remake of Encino man

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>>84098056

pic related is plot

kevin spacey is sucking some black dick when his two daughters walk in followed by their mom and his wife. he gets a dick lodged in his throat so they call the family doctor who then sends him to the local magic nigger boy to cure him but kevin spacy tries to suck him off so the magic boy turns him into a cat. then alex jones does a story about the catastrophe and the two dudes with beards come to hunt the nigger child down with the help of kevin in cat form

its a documentary about household appliances

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>>84099755
>>84099855
>mfw both my posts get dubs but no 69

quentin tarantino is an autistic loser director and the cast beats him up one after the other

there is no plot. its a comedy about nothing.

quentin tarantino is an autistic loser director and the cast beats him up one after the other.

Quentin Tarantino was sniffing some white girls feet(it's a black male thing) but this white chick is a man. He calls upon Alex Jones, and his two assassin daughters to kill the black spy so him being a foot loving home won't get out. As the movie comes to an end and Alex Jones is going to execute the spy it turns out he was Kevin Spacey. Alex Jones best friend, Spacey cold blooded murders Jones and his two daughters and Tarantino being a foot huffer goes global

quentin tarantino is an autistic loser director and the cast beats him up one after the other..

no plot its a film about casting the film thats the genius behind it

Samuel L Jackson helicopters his black dingus for 2 hours and 40 minutes while yelling

the film is about hollywood and its 15 minutes long and all it is is interviews of the cast thats it nothing special

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A biopic about Godzilla as an actual actor (played by himself) and his progress throughout sixty-three years of film-making and acting. It would, of course, be based on his own biography.

the film is about making all the actors kill themselves
its fnfffffffff so tahts the movie it airs on fox weekdays at 6

all of the cast members kidnap the black boy and scream nigger in his face

everyone in the movie is using blackface but the black kid is using whiteface. it is truly terrifying social commentary.

its all about niggers hahahaha niggers are verywhere levom s[ac levogm spaey us isunging black face racist iz plot

fuck you all the plot is about everyone dick

Girls step on grapes, pumpkins, rotting meat for 3 hours
Soundtrack by Merzbow

>>84100199
I think that's already a thing

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>>84098056

Remake of Re-animator

The plot is a modern day retelling of Ayn Rand's "Atlus Shrugged" with a twist.

The twist being Quentin didn't bother reading the actual book and instead just went with what he thought it would be about.

Set in Ancient Egypy, a lowly serf (Kevin Spacey) accidently kills the pharaoh. When they come to arrest him, they find he has a special mark on his foot. Salma Hayek becomes his wife and he rubs her feet all day. Then Christophe Waltz roams in in Nazi gear, and Samuel Jackson says Nigger.
Morricone does the score.
Two Golden globes.
Checkem

Samuel Jackson and Idris Elba kill a bunch of drumpf tards. Pure kino

The movie is about how jews and blacks are objectively superior to retarded nazi drumpf supporting germans. The n word is used alot unfortunately

amy schumer has a feet cameo, sam l jackson shouts mutha fucka and nigger, steve buscemi is feeble, it's set in mexico, 1935

3 hours of pepe vs wojack kino. Both characters are voiced by sam jackson and the word nigger is used 348 times

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anudda shoah

Plot is Marvel vs DC heroes against each other, but since Tarantino doesn't have rights for characters, he must use metaphoras and hidden meanings, but everybody knows who is who.

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A story about humble waterfilter merchant (Alex Jones) who loses his custody to jewis ex-wife (Vera Farmiga) and her new husband (Kevin Spacey), who's a corrupted politician involved in Pizzagate. Jones tries to compromise him sending 2 dumb blonde bitches to his hotel room but Spacey's bodyguard (MEW's ex) who's also in love with Farmiga mercilessly kills them and now hunts for Jones. Alex goes to his best friend, former CIA director (Dr. Now) who now lives with his black grandson and tries to make 'little nigga' lose weight (Dr. Now is basically Sam Jackson now). So Dr. tells Alex that Spacey wants to sacrifice his kids to Moloch in two days and now Jones goes to save him with help of Dr. Now's son (Justin Theroux).
So at the end there's a great massacare. Everyone except kids dies and two FBI operatives come to the scene, share some quips and film ends.
chech'em[\spoiler]

Plot: Western where people use fidget spinners instead of guns. Whole movie is one big commercial for spinners.

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>>84105144

It's a shitty western with racial undertones.

It's a movie about a bank heist, but only the feet of the actors/actresses are filmed and followed.

His mother's biopic full of blacked scenes

It's a movie about a filmmaker dreaming that he's making a movie about making a movie bit that movie is actually a documentary made by a moviemaker trying to get funding for his next movie but that docu is tha movie he's asking the funds for and he wakes up and he's an actor in a movie and that movie turns out to be the movie the audience is watching and the end credit is just a shot of the theatre and the people watching the movie live.

Remake of Freddy got fingered

>>84105368
>>84105370
>so close, no matter how far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W00b54UY7uE

An 'homage' (kek) of the movie Werewolves on Wheels.

The Foot Job

A gory and lurid heist movie based on Cinderella.

He blows the budget on coke and foot models and no movie is made.

The film takes place in a confined room, with a round table. There's a pole on the center of the table. They play strip poker and the first to be naked mounts the pole and a 15min poledance sequence ensues.

A remake of Face-off with Kevin Spacey playing an FBI detective and Alex Jones being a corrupt politician who sets his sights on organizing an assassination of the President and fucking Spacey's daughter played by some blonde bimbo

A biography about Bill "Superfeet" Wallace.

Wallace is played by a barefoot Uma.

>>84105368
Unironically, someone should make this clusterfuck. Tonally it should be like a mix between Inerent Vice and Mulholland Drive
One of the directors in the film should be a clear parody of Nolan trying to make Inception too

>>84098056
Jess Franco Biopic

uncovering the truth about the holohoax

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>>84105368

/pol/ gets BTFO

In Uzbekistan, the ruthless terrorist Bane infiltrates and sabotages an airborne CIA escort, kidnapping physicist Leonid Pavel and ejecting the plane into the mountains, staging Pavel's death in the process.

A washed up actor down on his luck gets a second chance after the truth about his alimony payments are discussed online

>>84098056
bleep boob flart

4chan meetup in a cabin goes horribly wrong when they realize a Redditor might be hiding among them

Turns out they all were redditors and kill each other

Three Crazy Australian Outlaws in the 40's go on a robbery and kill crazy-rampage in the great open Australian salt plains.

after im done 69-ing here ill 69 your mom.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>84106435
I'd watch this. Should be reality kino.

>>84106435
this

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>>84099855
>>84100199
>>84105144
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>>84107133
Did I miss something? Is this a dubs thread now?

cool story - black guy fucks a white girl, plot thickens.