>ICarly (2007 - 2012) >Despicable Me 2 (2013) >Despicable

>>84095825
With all the work she did, isn't she set for life?

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>>84095825
She got too old for Schneider /thread

>>84095873
She was making about $180k per episode on iCarly.

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How did they get away with this?

>>84096239
Wait wtf. Is this actually real?

>>84095825
Nothing she could sit around and shit herself all day and still not have to leave the house

>>84096239
I remember seeing this as a kid, I masturbated for a week

>>84096319
Quick google of "icarly nipple slip" brings up nearly nothing but "fake" reports

>>84095825
a bus accident

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She won

I just want to make the ghost happy and give her an easy life. I am from old wealth so she'd be a trophy wife.

>those days when she just stares off into space

>>84096239
The "TV G" had me laughin.

>>84095825
She probably makes a killing in regular hush money payments from that fat bastard so she's set for life

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>>84096239
what the fuck? more to add to this i guess.

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>>84096404
>Drake Bell was apparently peeved he wasn’t invited to his former co-star Josh Peck‘s wedding over the weekend, reportedly tweeting on Saturday, “When you’re not invited to the wedding the message is clear….True colors have come out today. Message is loud and clear.”

>He added in tweets that have since been deleted, “Ties are officially cut. I’ll miss you brotha.”

>In another deleted remark, as reported by E!, the 30-year-old continued, “Loyalty is key” and “ALWAYS remember where you came from.”

Got her toe cut-off in a horrific automobile accident

Josh tried to help Drake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfbQZjm7sx8

>>84096527
Social media, the gift that keeps on giving, for posterity

>>84096527
>Airing personal laundry over public platforms like twitter.
Either he's retarded, or he's doing it for publicity.
Either way, fuck him.

>>84095825
wanted her so bad ever since school or rock

>>84096527
Jesus Christ man as if it's not bad enough people only remember you from an overrated tween show

>>84096239
This can't be fucking real

>>84097331
It isn't, it's edited. She had a dress in the original scene.

>>84096239
Fake. But really good fake.

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>>84096935

>>84095825

She still gets work, so nothing.

She's also in school at USC, so she has more going on than the bitch living under Splash Mountain.

>>84095825
>>Despicable Me 2 (2013)
>>Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Despicable me, literally prints money, and voice actors have a clause that you always have to pay more money every time (See David Hayter controversy and Simpsons VA).

So I wouldn't be mad making millions for talking.

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>>84098549
>She still gets work, so nothing.
A wise man once said "There's a difference between living and surviving" She aint living, lad. The JUST will consume her just like it did Amanda Bynes.

>>84096404
how did drake ended up in debt? what happened?

>>84096525
this guy is a pedo & foot fetishist?

>>84098709

Injured himself so he couldn't play music and made bad investments.

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>>84098694
Sad part is shes always been willing to do anything that was asked of her. Even date a black guy on a shortly lived show.

>>84096525
Dan Schneider is a foot pedo Jew!

>>84098709
>kid living a life of a millionaire
>suddenly income stops
It's logic, Breanda was spending 300k monthly in god knows what, even Johnny Depp spend millions for a funeral of an unknown poet, millionaries believe they can keep the same lifestyle for life.

>>84096525

Jesus Christ he can't keep getting away with this

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>>84096525
The ride never ends.

>>84098900
Isuggest that search carefully every show. During Amanda Byrnes show ther is an episode where she was dancing and some guy treating like puppet keeps grabbing her breast (The guy is masked), the same way in Victorious, i think during final episode a guy dressed as a lobster keeps spanking VJ. What's weird is both guys are masked, so you can't see their faces, so I assume is some jew producers or some of Dan staff.

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>>84098900
>Implying he hasn't already has.

>>84098918
>Reaction of 2 girls sitting next to Dan
Fuck this earth, do people really need more proofs?

Stop spreading false rumors about Schneider, you're going to ruin the career of an innocent man who's done nothing legally wrong. You're accusing him of things I didn't do.

>>84098918

>I'll rub your feet

HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN CAUGHT

>>84098709
he found a way

>>84098988

Bro all this shit is too fucked up. has /b/ ever put its full force behind this? Is Dan this fucking powerful?

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>>84098988

>>84099152

Dan has an entire team of Jew lawyers behind him.

It's more trouble than it's worth

>>84099055
>You're accusing him of things I didn't do.
>I didn't do.
Go go bed, Dan.

>>84096541
They say after the bus accident with her big toe gone Dan wasn't interested in her anymore and she's been JUSTED ever since

>>84098988
>>84099152
>>84099165

Both Dan Schneider and Jamie Lynn Spears should be pretty easy to get in contact with. The latter isn't really famous anymore and Dan isn't high-profile enough to have a security team around him at all times

that being said, it should be relatively easy to get close enough to Dan, maybe for a photo op or something, and steal one of his hairs. and the same for Jaime Lynn Spear's kid

then you would compare the two to see if there is a DNA match, which would make him the father of her kid

why hasn't anyone done this yet?

>>84099055
Kek this is a great meme

>>84099486

Journalism is dead

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>>84099486
You know that is highly illegal and against all human rights, I want to see Dan paying for his crimes, but I don't want to be in a jail for 20 years proving it.

>>84096239
>This fucking 10 year old debate

You fags have got to be kidding me. It's fake. fap if you want or move on.

>>84099794

>highly illegal

how so? it's not illegal to dig through someone's trash for evidence. detectives do it all the time

>>84099787
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>Guy who worked hard for everything he's earned
>Liked Jimmy and people in the mail room
>Liked Kim, even paid for her law school
>Tried to teach Kim
>Loses Kim to scumbag Jimmy
>Loses his mentor to a fake illness
>Has to deal with the McGill brothers
>Ends up being sued by the guy he looked up to
>Forced to use his own assets and savings to save the job he worked for, for 18 years

Holy fuck why do the writers hate him?

>>84096563
>nigger
>poo in loo
>fat guy (probably jew)
>meth head

>>84098549
Hi Miranda!

>>84095825
She is dead inside after uncle Dan smashed her beyond repair for years.

>>84098549
Is it true that Cosgrove fucked like the whole USC football team? Other stories? I'm honestly curious.

>>84095873
all wasted in therapy

>>84096525
living the dream

>>84098918
>those dead eyes

Dan "no hole left untouched" Schneider

>>84095873
Rumor is Dan still fucks her in exchange for big money. She don't need to work again at Hollywood.

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>>84095825
That's sad.

>>84095825
I want her feet to bully me

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Are we posting thing things Dan got away with?

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>>84102969
Calm down, Dan.

>>84096525
/ourguy/

>no one posted the pasta yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GfuwJido0

>>84098709
He was living well beyond his means and then the money from his band/acting stopped coming in.

He purchased a $6 million home in LA and then went bankrupt.

>>84099146
underrated

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>The Intruders is a 2015 Canadian horror film directed by Adam Massey and written by Jason Juravic.

She did a very bland DTV movie too.

>>84095825
Do you think that at some point of her dead career she will be desperate enough to agree to be naked to get roles?

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>>84095825
gold ol' dan got her

>>84096239
It's fake you fucking fruitcake

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>>84103388
>Her face when she say "Out"

>>84104064
Haha good old Dan "I'll bite her" Schneider

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>>84102034
Miranda is so fuckable nowadays. Dan is living the dream. Seriously.

>>84104233
damn this picture really brings out her micheal jackson features, id still fuck her up and down the stairs tho

>>84099152
/b/ are pedo sympathisers anyway

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>>84101819
>friendly reminder you will never fuck any USC sorority girl

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JUST

Josh Peck didn't invited Drake for his marriage party

>>84098593
>implying anybody sees those movies for the 3 annoying girls
Steve Carell and the minions are who print money. They could change her VA and nobody would give two shits

>>84104306
>marriage party

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>>84104306
Does Drake have autism? Who does something like this? Even if this was a nobody (well Drake is a nobody) it would still be pretty sad.

>>84098768
literally /tv/

>>84099486
Because nobody really gives a shit

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>>84104324
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T PAID ATTENTION

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>>84104399
That's why Dan is /tv/ hero.

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>>84104434
>paid attention

Spic spotted

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>>84104622
STOP

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>>84104651
Okay I'm sorry, come here

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>>84104751
Give me a new ice cream brother

>>84096404
Josh wasn't considered a central piece like either of them so it's honestly impressive.

>>84096404
>suck Dan
>stop
ded

>suck Dan
>keep going
>lose loli appeal
take your bone and scram

>suck dan
>keep going
>turn into legal-but-passing loli
You're in

>>84098918
>THE WEAK MUST FEAR THE STRONG pose with Jennette
Get'em Dan!

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>>84096527
>Josh became a Chad
>Drake became JUST

truly the strangest timeline

>>84096441
>The accident ruined her ankle and FOOT.
>Soon after her career ends.
Dan needs to be stopped.

>>84101819
It's kinda funny, because at interviews, they treat her like if she was still 12. I bet Miranda wants to reply: "I'm a nympho actually. I have swallowed more cum in just one night that you will never swallow in your whole pathetic life, bitches!"

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>>84106232
>drake became josh
>josh became drake

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>>84096404

>>84106642
Jesus Christ mang, I just rubbed one and now you're making me do it again.

>>84096441
And she would've gone pro

>>84096441
And she had such a bright future, right?

If I learned anything it's that side bitches like Ariana Grande have better futures than the main actors themselves.

>>84096525
>he literally named his pet "Lolly"

Is he intentionally taunting the world? Does he want people to know? Does he relish the feeling of being untouchable despite broadcasting his thinly veiled dark secrets?

>>84103388
>>84103326

what the fuck. This shit is disturbing.

>>84099486
If somebody actually pulled it off it would be worth millions for the information, you could sell it to the highest bidder and stay underground. then use your money to fund more investigations into Dan the Mna

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>>84106993
>Jennette and Miranda brush their teeth with ribs and toothpaste. Jennette gets toothpaste all over her face. Miranda is a good girl, clean and neat, and keeps it in her mouth. It's pretty obvious who spit or swallow.

>>84105049
He was you, faggot, the "bad luck guy" archetype is pretty fuckin funny and loved by many people

Some may consider Alan to be the best on the TAHM trio

>>84104465
>Fat nerdy at high school. Hot girls despise/ignore him.
>Rich and powerful Holly's producer. Hot girls fuck him to get roles.
Dan is living the revenge of the nerd.

>>84104381
I don't get it. I know it's normally a faux pas to air out dirty laundry, but normal rules of etiquette don't apply to celebrities. Since they're both celebrities with huge egos, and their livelihoods are built on image, it's understandable why Drake wants to drag Josh's reputation through the dirt, by making him out to be a jerk. It's whiny, but most of us in that situation would probably do the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc

Bump for curiosity.
Memes aside, what happened with her? Why her career is dead?

>>84095825
She's ugly. Long ass mouth and deep fucking smile lines. She's not on screen material, sorry. Well outside of making a few appearances in the new season of Roseanne where the ugly and disfigured are welcomed with open arms.

>>84110192

Relax, Jeanette, don't you have a basketball player to spread your legs for?

>>84096239
wut

>>84109943
"Dead" might be an overstatement. Just a cold patch.

Going to college right after iCarly ended probably wasn't a good idea. Sure, it'd help her move past kid roles and basic teen roles, but she could've used the momentum of two successful shows to get further.

She was at least able to costar on a (quickly cancelled)) broadcast TV show, which is WAY more than almost every other ex-child star has done recently.

If she wants work as an actress, she needs to become a good actress. That's not a mark against her, but it's a simple fact for every child star: eventually, you won't be able to coast on your cuteness and childlike comedic/dramatic timing, and eventually, you'll just be another face in the crowd if you can't stand out among serious trained actors who haven't learned the bad acting techniques of kid shows.

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>>84110192

>>84110448
True that, but don't forget the kids show's stigma. Adult Hollywood is not an easy place for any former child star. There are lots of prejudices against them.

>>84096239
How

>>84096239

They didn't


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuqTCNQne98

>>84099787
Tony Soprano?

>>84110448

You assume that she needs to be an actress to have a successful career/life.

She's made more money than her two co-stars on Drake and Josh combined (Granted, Drake actually makes that number lower) and can pay USC tuition upfront by herself with cash left over.

She still makes money from voice acting in Dispicable Me.

I think she figures that if she ever goes back to acting, she wants to create some distance between her previous work and work in the future so she can maintain some semblance of self.

Think of it this way: Ariana Grande is the only Nickelodeon alumni with a hugely successful career and her transition from pop princess to thot was incredibly abrupt. If I were Cosgrove I wouldn't want that level of whiplash on my conscience either.

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>>84111297
holy shit

>>84111311
She has a talent holding with NBC since Icarly ended. She has tried several NBC's sitcoms (Crowded, Spaced Out and Girlfriend in a Coma) with little success.

>>84110837
If Leo did it than anyone can.

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>>84111479
>Girlfriend in a Coma

Although I will say that NBC putting her on doomed projects isn't necessarily her fault.

>>84111311
Miranda Cosgrove goes to USC... I bet she gets railed by so many football players and rich daddy fraternity bros. USC parties are pretty insane.

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>>84111479
I know. I know. It's really serious.

>>84111479
she's cute. she just needs a project that doesn't suck ass.

>>84096327
I also remeber this scene as a kid, tough i masturbated till i was 21 years old

>>84111479
>Crowded, Spaced Out and Girlfriend in a Coma)
So she just purposely chooses shit shows?

>>84111479

I understand why Victoria Justice would need a holding deal (FOX) but Miranda signing with NBC was so fucking stupid. She could be on cable or a streaming show right now

>>84111785
Pretty much. Probably her momager killed her career.

>>84095825
She seems so chill and down to earth desu
Well at least by celebrity standards, super qt. Also she seems like a sweetheart
https://youtu.be/AvTMaHnxP6A

>>84096935
I still do
She's aged really well and is still a turbo cutie

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>>84096404
At what cost?

>>84106723
Miranda
>lost her soul

>>84113394
qt

i love u miranda u are the best off of icarly no affence to everybody else lol i love all of u guys but if i had to pick a favorite it would have to be u miranda ur soooooo pretty and talented and everybody who doesn't like u are crazy because u are awesome and i love u i wish u could give me your number but if u give me it your gonna have to give everybody else it to

She's only had one ex from what I can see and is currently dating a lad for a few years
Is she pure?

>>84099934
Yeah, and cops also have to tell you they're cops if you ask them. It's in the Constitution

>>84096563
Drake had his chance!

>>84098709
Bought a million dollar mansion, got no work for years. Stopped making music for awhile. It just happened. He thought he was set for life but made some idiotic investments. All the cute girls that crushed on him in the 2000s grew up and stopped giving a shit.

She is extremely cute still. It should be illegal.

I've had a crush on her since school of rock.

>>84113993
are you 12?

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>>84114261
Same. Probably my longest running waifu

>>84114321
>dat lips
jesus... despite her sweet look, I bet she gives great head.

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MIRANDA COSGROVE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER I LOVE HER SONGS,HAIR , CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING ELSE LOL BUT SHE IS AMAZING ON EVERY T.V. SHOW SHES BEEN ON BUT MY FAVORITE WOULD HAVE TO BE ICARLY I LOVE EVERYBODY ON IT BUT I LOVE MIRANDA THE MOST AND THEN JENNETTE MCCURDY OH YEAH DOES ANYBODY KNOW MIRANDA'S MIDDLE NAME IF U DO PLZ LET ME KNOW AND I LOVE U MIRANDA

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oh, Dan...

>>84113993
>>84114447
How come twitter's cosgrovers are here at full force? Don't you know 4chan is a very creepy place lol

>>84114517
>this will never be you
Why live

>>84095873
Go ahead and look up her iCarly salary per episode if you want to feel depressed.

>>84111785
>streaming show
ICarly in realy life?
you could even call it....Imiranda

>friendly reminder Miranda fucks random boys just for fun at the backseat of her Porsche

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>>84114689
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
>+100 episodes

Jelly much?

>>84114775
It's pronounced por-shuh

>>84114775
Just let it go Dan, you're not getting her back

>>84114775
never any proof ;_;

>>84114775
How do i become one of these random boys

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Man, I remember there being a pasta about her but I can't remember what exactly it was about.

>>84114845
That's just insane. Her salary for a single episode was probably equal to the budget of multiple Pete & Pete episodes back in the day.

>>84111311
Ariana Grande got a bunch of kids killed due to her music.

>>84114861
No it isn't.

>>84115015
Depends. Are you Richie Rich rich and as good looking as young Clint Eastwood?

>>84103297
i want to cum on those feet so bad bros

>>84115206
No I'm ugly and autistic
Filipinas on interpals say I have a nice penis though

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>>84106993

This thread literally reminds me of Jimmy Saville, only after he died did the truth spill out

>>84110776
I want her to crack my nuts with her powerful chin.

>>84111735
Maybe she doesn't know how to really act. She just knows how to "sitcom act."

>>84115421
I'm still in the minority who thinks Dan is innocent. I don't even know if any of this stuff constantly posted is ironic anymore or not.

>>84115158
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>84095825
Nigga, she was making almost 200k an episode. Why the fuck would she bother going back to work with that kind of money around?

>>84115518
It never was. It's just comical how long he's gotten away with it. In time we're going to find out that he seriously did alot of screwed up things to celebrities he helped build. Also, it wouldn't surprise me if the same thing didn't happen to him when he was young.

>>84114557

This happens so much on the show.

t. 26 year old that rewatches iCarly once a year

>>84095825
At least she didn't turn completely brown like Ariana did

>>84114557
This one got me. How the FUCK did he get away with this