>Walk into theater at 9pm to watch Wonder Woman
>Get comfy and watch the people walk in to their seats
>A man and his infant baby (5 months from what I can tell) walks in
>I shake my head and think I was seeing something
>Movie starts, the baby wont shut the fuck up
>Every boom and explosion makes the baby habe autistic rage
>(parent) actually brought an infant baby to a late night PG13 action film
>Parent is wearing a shirt that says "Cuddle with me and watch Star Wars?"
>Never gets asked to leave
Oh my fucking god I have a gun to my head and im ready to pull the trigger
Oh yeah, he also had a long beard and was balding. Beer belly, and a mix race kid. Im not joking and I wish I was
>>84093168
>Watching Wonder woman at the kinoplex
That's where you fucked up
>>84094291
I went with my girlfriend who gave me an under the blanket blowjob while watching sooooo
>tonight at about 9:15, take my wife's son to see wonder woman
>i like to call it empowerment, representation woman
>3rd time for xim, 7th for me
>literally wearing my best outfit for a cool night out with the kiddo
>wife's son loudly vocalizing his approval of the strong female lead character of diana, i smile knowing xe will grow up respecting womyn just like me
>some entitled white male behind me is loudly shaking his head in disapproval of the movie
>silently hope he gets raped by strong black men and has to check his privilege out in the parking lot
>thought of strong black men makes my mouth water, start thinking about my wife's bf and if they'll want me to prep him tonight
>check phone, text from Tyrone says he's taking wife out all night, won't be back until tomorrow
>won't get to taste his yummy black dick tonight
Oh my fucking god I have a gun to my head and im ready to pull the trigger