>protag in hospital bed >"protag, x is happening"

>>84092868
>its a protagonist fakes being sick so he can't attend school
>mom character: too sick for school? Too sick for milk!

>>84092868
but he isn't.

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>protag wakes up in hospital bed
>turns out the zombie apocalypse happened

>>84094384
I FUCKING HATE THIS

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL DIDN'T MEAN I CANT DRINK MY MILK

>>84092868
>Protag holds his hand up to silence the character and reminds them that when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the human body are supernatural
>"Now just give me a few hours to get dressed"

>>84092868
>protag insists they have to
>2 second shot of them limping or pulling the IV stand along
>they're fine by the next scene

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>character wakes up in hospital
>instantly yanks out his catheter

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>>84094973
>character disconnects IV's from himself and walks out

>>84094973
>character relocates his own limb

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>Characters standing outside of hospital room glass window talking about the bleak future for person in hospital bed

can someone post the nigger rap one?

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>>84095575
>character wakes up in 2011
>"party rockers in the house" starts playing
COME ON /TEEVEE/ GET UP
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONITE

>>84095657
the one about L.A or NY I can't remember well.

>>84095657
ke$ha was good and you all know it

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>>84094701
28 Days Later did it first and did it best

>>84094793
>suddenly dies of internal bleeding halfway through the climactic finale

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>>84094384
>>84094737
Holy fuck I came here to get away from /r9k/ but this is way worse.