Looks like Patton "if you're my wife, you get the knife"

>>84087340
DON'T YOU DARE PATTON!

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>that goblin can get better looking women than me

>>84087405
Which one is which?

>>84087340
Who is that slag?

>>84087340

Careful not to cut yourself. Sharp edges aren't meant for toddlers.

Patton is reasonably funny in that last or second to last special he put out. Hell, he used to be funny on Twitter. The SJWbug bites all celebrities eventually.

>>84087472
Fake news!

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>>84087454
Natty Gann

>>84087531
If I wanted to get cut I'd just marry Patton

>>84087801
Okay I'm jelly that's a nice fucking rack

i dont get it... is he funny or something?

>>84087903
He is semi famous and probably semi funny

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>>84087801
>tfw Patton Oswalt murders your childhood crush

>>84087405
He's not really that ugly. He's like the next gen Danny Devito but less likable.

>>84087988
who the fuck posts this shit

>>84087994
was semi funny. he stopped being funny like 10 years ago.

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>>84088120
mommyfags

>>84087801
>brunette Jodie foster with a nicer rack

>>84087340
why do you guys hate patton oswalt again? i'm guessing he said something on twitter that you disagree with

She looks like she's trying to smile while actually struggling to keep him upright.

Lmao didn't his wife die like a couple months ago?

>>84087801
>>84088203
Holy fuck.
>>84088336
It was almost a year ago at this point.

>>84088089
Nigger, he looks like a menopausal lesbian.

He looks like one of those well off fat old lesbians who never grew out of the 60s

>>84088266
He literally cannot stop sucking dicks for the DNC, he's like a male Rosie O'Donnel

>>84088266
pol posters can't take anyone disagreeing with them about politics ever

>>84088672

Savage

>>84087801
/tv/ btfo once again.

Patton "The man" Oswalt will soon win the fucking oscar.

At least he doesn't rape children like Hanks

>>84087801
Natty Rack!

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>>84087472
Trump is an insensitive monster, unlike enlightened liberals

>>84087801
Rich and famous > looks when it comes to attracting women. Patton is like a 2/10

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>>84088672
holy fuck!

>>84088672

Fucking annihilated, jesus christ