Best girl

the finale was fucking god-awful

>>84083779
Wrong

>>84083779
With the exception of Wednesday announcing his name I thought it was pretty great. The anonymous henchmen were pretty dope despite doing nothing.

>>84082826
>there will never be a lesbian orgy with all the main characters that ends with the black god engorging all of them as browning screams out in ecstasy
this show is like Blue Balls: the Series

>>84082826
What show is this?

>>84084060
The best show featuring the best girl.

American Gods

>8 episodes of filler

BRAVO FULLER

>>84082826
she was best until ostara came along. she and shadow are kawaii together, hope he leaves his asshole dead wife for easter

>>84084085
Literally the book. If you didn't enjoy it then stop now because the entire book was like thisand it's great.

>>84084169

Ostara is an old hag

File: 1483204240060.jpg (10KB, 310x194px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 310x194px

>ywn fuck her on her husband's grave, let her snowball the headstone and piss on it with her

>>84082826
So what were the faceless dudes?

>>84084214
Ostara looks like 10000x better than media. I'm totally worshipping her.

>>84084319
faceless henchmen of technology boy. Think of them of the embodiment of followers/subscripers/forum posters etc...

>>84083779
15 minutes in
>muh men opressing womyn
>isis out of nowhere
i want to like the show so much but fuller makes it really fucking hard

>>84084319
they r legun

>>84084412
>isis

do you know anything about history?

>>84084377
>the embodiment of followers/subscripers/forum posters
Oh nice one. Were those featured in the book? Because that came out before those things were really popular/mainstream

>>84084412
>isis out of nowhere
How? The temples being destroyed literally happened and it's pretty relevant to the concept of the book.
Mr. Nancy has already shown he's an annoying faggot.

>there are multiple Jesus depending on how people imagine him or depending on races
>not a black Jesus in sight
Will niggas ever recover?

>>84084475
What does that have to do with anything
It's just weird seeing fucking isis reports in the middle of a fucking fantasy bit about a goddess who eats through her vagina

>>84084483
There has been a lot of shit updated for modern technology, the book is over 15 years old.
Bilquis being a tinder sloot instead of an actual whore is another neat touch.

>>84084412
>they show Jesus getting killed
>"mimimimi liberal cucks, why they don't show Islam"
>they show Islamic revolution in Iran and ISIS in a negative way
>are basically saying that muslims are sexist because they are scared of women
>"mimimimi fucking feminists"

>>84084214
so is media. but ostara is goddess of spring, she can btfo all of life on earth. plus she is cute

>>84084483
I don't believe they were in a book (although I could be mistaken I've forgotten a lot). I specifically remember technology boy personally roughing Shadow up in their first meeting instead of having henchmen to do it for him.

>>84084563
Yeah, I haven't read the book, but I really like these. Technology and media have only become more popular now, so those themes are actually even more relevant.

>>84084568
it's really easy to trigger right wingers, but i guess you're just finding out now.

>>84084214
they're all old hags on this show tbqh

File: kristin-chenoweth-nude-photo.jpg (1MB, 1684x1585px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1684x1585px

damn she's a qt

File: LauraAmerican Gods.webm (2MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 854x480px

Why is the show trying to shill Laura so fucking hard? She makes me want to blow my brains out when she's on screen. The writers seem to think she's a lovable bitch type character when she actually comes off as a turbo cunt. Also, why are hey nipples so fucking erect in ever scene?

File: Kristin-Chenoweth-at-American-Country-Awards-in-Las-Vegas-9.jpg (490KB, 1600x2150px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 1600x2150px

>>84084691

>>84084662
The actress for Bilquis isn't that old but the show makes her look old. It's probably on purpose but even when she's in her prime she looks way older than she looks irl.

>mfw god of walmart is a fat kentucky woman riding a mobility scooter

File: Kristin_Chenoweth_-_2012_Drama_League_Benefit_Gala_(2).jpg (261KB, 1200x1800px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 1200x1800px

>>84084716
Seriously. How can you prefer Media over that?

>>84084695

She's a disloyal cumbucket that got what she deserved. But, she is hot.

File: kristin-chenoweth-4117.jpg (275KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 1366x768px

>>84084753
Literally perfect.
captcha: 2700 SPRING

File: Kristin-Chenoweth---Bikini-Photoshoot-03.jpg (229KB, 1750x2625px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1750x2625px

>>84084779

>>84084695
She has the ugliest fucking smile

>>84084269
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ZOMBIE WHORE

Best scene of any show any year

So does shadow ever get any powers? He seems pretty useless.

File: 11900580-unsure-businessman-shrugs-his-shoulders-and-throws-his-hands-in-the-air.jpg (13KB, 400x253px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 400x253px

>>84082826
Gillian always left a strong memorable impression after every episode she was in, but they gave her the worst shit in this one. Very anti-climactic finale overall. Plus, the airbrushing is killing me. I get that the sharp HD 4K ultra image can be really unflattering at times, but their cover-up is even worse in my opinion.

>>84085020
I mean, it actually kinda works since she is Media.

>>84085009
......................................................................................................................................................................No.

>>84084695
They did write in that she was responsible for Shadow going to prison solely because she was a childish cunt who wanted some thrills, so I think she's supposed to be unlikable to some degree.

>>84084695
because she is of the most known cast members

>>84085055
This, it gave her an uncanny appearance in places.

I can't wait until the technical boys runs over the vagina god for failing him.

File: promo317323612.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

Oh don't mind me, I'm just being a absolute dogshit character.

>but everyone likes me
>and I'm so pretty
>and here are my tits teehee
>also I'm super strong
>I can beat up magical beings
>I'll also hurt them if I don't get my way RIGHT NOW
>but he will still help me
>and when he does I'll punch him!
>don't look at my tits tee hee
>better do what I say!
>guuuuuurl power!

Got to go now and be anti climactic seeya!

File: 14COhR2.png (24KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 512x512px

>He's called wednesday because wednesday comes before thursday (Thor's day)

>>84085280
To be fair, she isn't much better in the books. She's just a deus ex machina that shows up out of nowhere whenever shadows in trouble, solves the problem then disappears for a 3rd of the book.

>>84085348
>Wodan's day

>>84085428
This. They're probably giving her so much screen time specifically to avoid having normies understand that she's more of a tool for the author to keep shadow alive than anything.

>>84085428
I know she kills some of the people after Shadow at some point, but do they reference the fucking retarded revenant super strength as its displayed in the show?

>>84085348
>The name Wednesday continues Middle English Wednesdei. Old English still had wōdnesdæg, which would be continued as *Wodnesday (but Old Frisian has an attested wednesdei). By the early 13th century, the i-mutated form was introduced unetymologically.
>The name is a calque of the Latin dies Mercurii "day of Mercury", reflecting the fact that the Germanic god Woden (Wodanaz or Odin) during the Roman era was interpreted as "Germanic Mercury".

>>84085462
You made me google what wednesday meant and fuck me it actually means "Odin's day", I knew thursday was "Thor's day" and I thought it was sort of a funny connection the author made about "that day being before Thor's day because Odin is Thor's father".. Fuck me.

>>84084319
they were No One

;^)

>>84085506
I always thought it was more a "oh god it won't stay dead" Wight as opposed to a super strong kick spines out of people dead wife.

>>84085506
Yes. He's abducted by the Men in Black the new gods have working for them (who have been replaced with the faceless cunts in the show for some reason) and Laura kills a stronghold of them with her bare hands. It's not shown but her zombie strength is heavily implied.

>>84084552
those were her places of worship you dumbfuck

>>84084552
>reports relating to modern affairs in the middle of a bit about a goddess dealing with the modern world
golly gee

>tfw Shadow and Easter will never run away together into the sunset

File: IMG_1404.png (103KB, 1136x640px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1136x640px

>make blasphemous, demonically inspired tv show

>get a literal 666 in the ratings

What did Satan mean by this?

>>84083779
Yeah it was total shit

File: why Ray?!?!?.jpg (24KB, 518x362px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 518x362px

>>84084695
>Why is the show trying to shill Laura so fucking hard?

Because women tend to sign the check paying the cable tv bill, thus EVERY tv show nowadays has to have a prominent girlfriend/wife character and usually needless children are also added.

>>84086049
Trips in the percent change as well. Just some meme magic for the best episode (sans the Laura shit)

>>84085868
Were they though. I thought she's supposed to be the american version of that goddess who arrived with the aids lady, so technically not?

>episode focuses on the Old Gods vs New Gods plot again
>massive, dramatic increase in quality

It's almost as if cunt tales wasn't a good thing to waste 3 episode on.

Jesus that Odin/Spring reveal was glorious. Spring was just perfect too - pretty and feminine but still Old and past her prime as it were.

As many things as i can criticise about this show, it's visuals are top notch, to be expected of Fuller.

>>84086049
It's his stamp of approval, I guess. It's literally devil layers of demonic. They jews out did themselves this time around. I'm so happy it's canceled. Demonic dogs! I can't stand them!


>>84083900
Well it's canceled. So get that disgusting degeneracy, outta here punk!

>>84086142
they're the american versions but they're still the same god, they stem from the same source

>>84086142
Bilquis seems to be the exception to the idea that gods don't move to different places but instead new versions of those gods are created there.

>>84086196
>cancelled
but it's been renewed

>>84086225
>Bilquis seems to be the exception to the idea that gods don't move to different places but instead new versions of those gods are created there.
Why would they do that? The lore's already confusing enough

It's amazing how much I've enjoyed this show because I didn't watch it with your guys.

>>84084695
This.

The show is literally a seesaw of good scenes without her in and bad scenes with her in.

it's not even a reeee stronk females trigger me moment, she's is just genuinely a massively unlikable person.

I honestly do believe they think she's some sort of lovable quirky rogue when she's seriously just awful and a chore to have on screen
>>84085020
I'm watching on a 4K monitor inches from my face and i really noticed Gilly this time. They really didn't blend the makeup and stuff around her eyebrows and i noticed it quite quickly. Im a dude who has never done any makeup so i really shouldn't be noticing it if it's subtle, so i'm guessing it wasnt

>>84085280
>literally no one likes her on the show (even Shadow doesn't know how he feels)
>she's constantly covered in dead-girl makeup and made to look like a decaying corpse
>her tits were only shown in a pretty non sexual way after she became a corpse
the rest is mindless bitching (by you)

>>84086268
That was before the abysmal views. It's tentative at this point. Happily the fags and sacrilegious disgusting imagery ends.

>>84086283
The disgusting pagan thing who is a colored woman left Tehran when it was overtaken by extremist.

>>84084568
Jesus comes back

>>84085020
>Very anti-climactic finale overall.
I was so disappointed by it. It didn't feel like a finale at all. I liked some of the shit they introduced, like Bilquis working for the tech kid, but the rest of it just felt really flat.

>>84086394
>That was before the abysmal views. It's tentative at this point.
t. your ass

>>84086283
>Why would they do that? The lore's already confusing enough
not sure.

>>84086049
Does anyone know what the show's budget is? It must be quite high surely? Can Starz really afford a second season with such low viewing figures?

>another Bryan Fuller tv show on the cusp of being cancelled long before it can end naturally

>>84086283
she seems to have been recruited by the arab version of tech guy and he "americanized" her with that tinder thing,that means mr world is coordinating all the gods everywhere.

The house and grounds of the finale was absolutely beautiful.

I rarely feel bad about being poor until i see something like that.

Also, does the book ever go into other older 'non-gods' - like the modern ones are Internet, Media or whatever, but surely things like Money, Aesthetics etc would be older examples of things that weren't gods but people worshipped.

>>84086394
Nigga, it's pulling more views than black sails was. It's more because of the network it's on and it's on amazon too which doesn't count in the figures.

>>84086499
It went from .97 of a million to, .607 of a million. It's trash and it's getting Trashed!

>>84086633
>but surely things like Money, Aesthetics etc would be older examples of things that weren't gods but people worshipped
There were gods of those things which were worshipped. A lot of gods represent more than a single domain.

>>84086706
But shouldn't Money and Drugs be New Gods?

>>84086640
It's done. you're all delusional. it's finished.

>>84084269
best character from this culster fuck of a show

File: bill nye.jpg (329KB, 725x865px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 725x865px

This show felt extremely flat to me overall.

For years I've had people recommend that I read the book, and I always put it off for some reason. This show made me glad I never read it.

I'm not saying it was objectively bad, just that it didn't meet my expectations.

>>84086744
Thinking about it, fuck tech
Instagram, Tinder, Facebook... Social Media should be a God by itself. It's not like Stacy Normie's off worshiping the internet or computers, she's worshiping her phone and the platforms that give her attention

>>84086901
>the show feels flat
>makes me glad I never read the book
I don't see the logic there m8, the show feels flat because it's a bad adaptation of the book.

>>84086823
She actually comes off as sympathetic and justifiably furious in the show while Gaiman kind of wrote her off as a one note bitch.

Where did all the Jesuses go during the confrontation?

File: 1439664834602.png (334KB, 640x464px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 640x464px

>>84086752

>>84086744
>money and drugs
>things that have existed for centuries at the very least
There have been countless gods of wealth and decadence throughout history.

File: 220px-Pablo_Schreiber_2011_Shankbone.jpg (13KB, 220x300px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 220x300px

>>84084695

If it wasn't for the (admittedly annoying) Laura scenes, we wouldn't get the Nick Sobotka The Leprechaun scenes, and he steals the show.

>>84087060
too busy turning the other cheek

>>84087043
well to be fair i can't tell it's a bad adaptation since i haven't read the book.

regardless, the show didn't encourage me to read it.

>>84086744
There are and there have always been, money and drugs have always been an important part of human culture. In the book and I suppose the series, the money/market new gods don't want to take sides and think the "market will balance itself". During the incoming war, a drugs god part of the new gods is described fighting.

>>84087125
No I imagine several Jesus begging Easter to spank their other ass cheek.

>>84087140
What you should really be thankful for is the fact that you haven't had to experience a perfectly decent book being ruined by utterly pointless and detrimental changes.

>>84087177
Cool, thanks.

>>84087060
During the confrontation Shadow was being sacrificed for Odin, doing his vigil, and many gods visit him or he visits them, one of the gods he visits or whatever is Jesus and they talk about stuff, Jesus simply doesn't agree with war this is only included in the expanded edition of the book

>>84087060
well,in easter they are supposed to die to then ressurect,thats their thing.
they are also pacifists so they dont matter in war things.

>>84087088
What about specific ideologies like Capitalism/Consumerism, Communism, Democracy, ...
Those surely are more relevant now than they were 100 years ago and surely are worshipped as much as Technology and Media, no?

>>84086901
>>84087140
I consider it one of my favorite books but I'll admit it's not amazing writing. The book has similar pacing problems (look forward to Lakeside!) and shitty logic concealed as something mysterious. It's more about the concept and Gaiman's knowledge of some very obscure and interesting mythology.

>>84087253
Yes, there are also gods representing countries and even governments or government institutions. The gods representing the idea society has of agencies like the CIA and the FBI, are important for the plot.

File: sense8.jpg (36KB, 590x304px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 590x304px

>>84086566
>Does anyone know what the show's budget is? It must be quite high surely?

Sense8 got canceled because the per episode budget went from under $4 million to over $9 million due to all the on-location shooting.

Odds are, S02 of American Gods will have to make due with a smaller budget if the ratings are too low but I don't see them canceling it just yet.

File: 1389233847782.png (14KB, 244x192px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 244x192px

>>84087324
>Globalization god has the powers of globalization but actually isn't that god at all


??? great writing

File: i hate mondaus.png (552KB, 1241x644px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 1241x644px

>>84087447
Implying my nigga Loki didn't kill the globalization god and took his place

I mean, come on, its basically what he does in his respective mythology, I'm not saying its clever but goes with the character.

File: betty gilpin-american gods.jpg (103KB, 681x1024px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 681x1024px

>>84087056

The actress did a great job but the director seriously underutilized her fantastic tits...

File: 1105646-exclusive-kristin-chenoweth-returns-950x0-2.jpg (151KB, 950x1425px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 950x1425px

>>84084716
>>84084691
>Looks better than a lot of girls half her age that I know

Niiice

She's just one of those girls you know other girls look at with envy

File: DAwcoWMUAAA2mKg.jpg (79KB, 800x725px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x725px

I don't understand the logic of the gods. Take for example Jesus; He has multiple versions that seem independent of one another. This implies there is not one true Jesus, son of God. In addition, it means Jesus accepts that monotheism isn't real because polytheism is a literal thing. Does that mean Jesuses are aware of this fact and are simply a parasitic entity using humanity to exist? It conflicts with the lore and reason of the character, but also implies that humanity created these gods. out of necessity.

Not a whole lot of this show adds up.

>>84087606
Gods exist because people believe in them, and not only gods, but folk tales characters like Johnny Appleseed exist too. Is irrelevant if many people have an idea of Jesus, for example, and they defend theirs as the universal truth, it will be a Jesus for every idea.

You shouldn't see them as actual gods, but beliefs, but yes, every version of every god is connected.

>>84087500
Globalization is literally deception.

>>84087606
>Does that mean Jesuses are aware of this fact and are simply a parasitic entity using humanity to exist?
For the most part yes. They do have a sort of symbiotic relationship where it's give and take but yeah the gods are basically parasites on humanity.

>>84086049
Ok seriously, WTF. That's genuinely creepy.

>>84087694
What he's pointing out, that I agree with, is that for the character Jesus, Jesus clearly must be aware that the beliefs around his existence can't be "true"
Knowledge of this fact is completely contradictory to every conception of Jesus pretty much

You can't say that they're just concepts or representations, since they clearly have independent personalities and motivations and desires

>>84086342
>They really didn't blend the makeup and stuff around her eyebrows and i noticed it quite quickly.

I did too, I think everyone did honestly. As for it meaning to be subtle, I don't know. this show has some horrible wigs in a lot of scenes too, so it could just be sheer incompetence. that's a problem with HD shit too. All of those makeup flaws are so much more noticeable. That effect they used on Media and Easters faces to appear less wrinkled or flawed looked absolutely horrible too.

>>84086049
>Spend over $60 million dollars to get ratings like this.

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

>>84087766
>What is coincidence?

>>84087694
>but folk tales characters like Johnny Appleseed exist too
johnny appleseed was a real person

>>84087803
Yeah keep telling yourself that. This show is genuinely cursed.

>>84087606
Jesus has lots of real different PoVs to him.

Some say he is simply a man.

Some say he is God's son.

Some say he is part of the trinity and is in fact God in mortal form along with with his higher self and his spirit to form one entity.

File: arg.108.720p.wb.x265.yourserie.com-1737.757.jpg (148KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1280x720px

>>84084529
>not a black Jesus in sight
Literally standing a few feet behind white Jesus, next to business casual Jesus (Mormon Jesus?).

>>84084412
So, was Fuller saying that Americans created AIDS to stop the lesbians from gaining power?

>>84087800
>Thinking it's about ratings.

It's about people adding Starz to their cable. Ratings don't reflect actual viewer count, especially not in 2017

>>84087896
And people getting an Amazon subscription. Amazon probably paid alot of money for that show.

>>84087789
Well yeah, they know they are not the literally "Jesus", there is no universal truth, some of them were Crucified, some of them didn't even die, some of them hold baby dinosaur, etc. I'm pretty sure they are aware of all of this, but they are product of people's belief. Also, according to the book, all the different versions seem to be connected or aware of each other, even the ones from other continents.

>>84087831
I didn't know that, but he is a god/whatever in the book, he shits on Paul Bunyan because he says he is a marketing plot and nothing more, he says people doesn't "believe" in Paul and the only think he does is take space in people's mind and making them forget about him and others

>>84086394
>It's tentative at this point
It's not, you don't know what you're talking about.

>>84087840
The Gnostics believed he was Seth reborn and come to tell humanity of its true origins

>>84087831
That's irrelevant. If people worshipped him as a mythical, folkloric being, he would be born as god, but that Johnny Appleseed would not be the same entity as the real person.

>>84087392
>went from under $4 million to over $9 million
That's due to the wachowski's being known thieves though, it's pretty clear the costs shouldn't have gone up so much.

>>84087840
>Some say he is part of the trinity and is in fact God in mortal form along with with his higher self and his spirit to form one entity.
Technically, all traditional Christians should believe this or else there are a lot of problematic elements to the bible
(exactly what this means is a huge question in theology/theological philosophy)

>>84088039
No, Johnny may have become empowered. Not necessarily something else aside from him being born.

did Kristin Chenoweth show up nude or barefoot in this shitty show?

>>84088097
Nah, it's basically the same with Jesus: A normal human being dies, but people who believe in him spawn godlike entities of him.

>>84088092
>Technically, all traditional Christians should believe this or else there are a lot of problematic elements to the bible
People fight and argue about everything and believe so long as they are forced/see it in front of them and EVEN THEN can still doubt

Nobody should ever completely discredit anything from the Bible due to know that part of human nature.

If God/Jesus/Angels return tomorrow to talk to the world and spends 100 days traveling the globe do you really think in 2,000 years anybody will believe that actually happened?
>B-buh video!

Ain't nobody gonna believe 2,000 year old videos, we have people that don't believe 2 year old ones

>>84087447
>>84087500
>>84087714
I'm curious about that. So, can Loki actually draw power from peoples belief in conspiracies and globalization – lies and manipulation – or is it all pretty much bullshit to convince the other gods? I mean, so far we've seen other old gods bend the parameters of their worship.

How much belief do you need to become a God/mythical creature?
Surely there would be slendermen and skinwalkers all walking around right?

What about a ghost story told to some 10 year olds who believe it. How many have to believe before it becomes real?

I don't understand what exactly is going to be the whole point of all these elevated roles these minor characters are going to be playing.

I'll admit a Czernoborg, Anansi, and Wednesday doesn't sound great at all outside of paper.

But now Easter, Laura, Mad Sweeney, the Queen of Sheba, and the djinn all have plot progression to resolve all the while Czernoborg somewhat takes a back seat.

I do feel the show has much more structure than the book. And it's very possible to enjoy both very deeply. My problem is that shows never ever fucking resolve all these character plots eloquently without just simply killing them all later.

The Easter bit was nice in the show. Everything about it was nice. But I really wish it wasn't there nor did she have the power to do what she did in the show. I wish Jesus never showed up; his brief (and/or cut) appearance in the book was all that was necessary.

>>84088156
Nope, belief can empower people in this setting.

>>84088227
According to the book, Loki draws its power from chaos, fear and confusion, the scam he is plotting with Odin, will give them what both of them need, a war dedicated to Odin, deaths, Gods deaths at that, which will give Odin lots of power, and chaos, fear, pain, all product of the war, which will "feed" Loki The cunts tricked everybody

>>84088233
I would imagine there would be a good deal of imaginary friends walking around.

>>84088233
>How much belief do you need to become a God/mythical creature?
>Surely there would be slendermen and skinwalkers all walking around right?
Those are just memes, there aren't people that actually believe in them.
That begs the question: Shouldn't Memes be a god?

>>84088227
If you're consuming anything he's participated in you're giving him power, his "rebranding" is just a lie by a different name

>>84084568
Isis and other extremists are destroying temples and monuments pre-dating Islam in the Middle East.

There's nothing deeper than that, it was to show Bilquis that the world has forgotten about her.

>>84088376
American Gods concept of worship is literally meme magic

File: Morgan Geyser.jpg (27KB, 306x423px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 306x423px

>>84088376
>Those are just memes, there aren't people that actually believe in them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646432/12-year-old-Wisconsin-girls-stab-friend-19-times.html

>>84088376
i think the creation has to do with more of a ritual, theres no ritual to memes. you just look at it. Maybe it's like a subset of Media.

I would laugh my head of is Gillian appears as Pepe in season 2

>>84088233
In Gaiman's telling of things you don't need much. You can literally get by on a single follower albeit you'll be starving for the most part.

The problem with Slenderman is that he's a work of fiction. You need actual people who believe in him. Simply watching the videos and playing the games is not enough to make Slenderman a thing. It's not like how Media is a thing.

There would certainly be a god of "scary things in the dark" powered by children and Slenderman may be a subset of that but it would only be a form of the greater concept of "that thing in the woods at night watching you".

Consider Superman or Batman. There wouldn't be a god of either. Batman nor Superman provide anything in return for their belief. In fact, the vehicle for their "worship" would be represented by Media, as she says in the show, she is the vehicle and the message.

Consider as well there's a god of cats. American Gods hasn't explored it yet but we can only assume it's Bast from the Sandman series. Bast is not necessarily just a God of Cats. But Bast represents cats having power and what cats feel about themselves and those around them. At Bast's waning power, cats had power over people as represented by the Egyptians. And at Bast's peak, cats ruled over people - they only just forgot it. The only thing that keeps Bast going at all is cats believing in themselves and sometimes their love for people. That is simply not to say Bast is a god that represents cats; Bast represents the concept of cats.

>>84088227
It's both. Loki's domain is deceit, so when someone is deceived, he grows in power. He's also offering old gods modern ways to sustain themselves, so that when the war comes and the battle is dedicated to Odin, they maximize the amount of power the pair of them gain from the sacrifice. It doesn't matter who gets more power out of the old gods or the new; they're all just cattle being fattened to feed Odin and Loki, partners in the divine two-man con.

>>84088627
But children, and toddlers to an even greater extent, believe works of fiction to be genuinely true.
For a lot of kids (say age 4-6ish), Batman is on the same level of realness as Santa Claus. And Santa has a God even though the vast majority of adults only acknowledge him as a complete work of fiction for the sake of children
I guess it's hard for me to understand why Santa is incarnate but Batman isn't. And you can't say because Santa represents a holiday that everyone believes in, surely that would fall under a general God of time or of calendars or even a god of holidays in general.
Or else people's faith in weekly prints of the Batman comics would also be sufficient for Batman to exist no?

The way you've put it makes it seem very inconsistent

>But America too can take issue with a woman of power. It finds ways of cutting her down for daring
YAAS QUEEN
Christ.
>I swear, all these /pol/lacks are just reading too much into it

>>84084691
>>84084716
>>84084753
>>84084779
>>84084826
>>84087568
Ostara is perfection. I like how they kept Laura in the show, the juxtaposition of radiant femininity and beauty, with grotesque androgyny.

Where was Weed Jesus? I looked everywhere but I couldn't find him. And no, Black Jesus isn't Weed Jesus.

>>84088818
but theres no ritual for batman. there is for Santa

you go out every december and buy presents, there is xmas music playing songs about santa, kids leave out milk and cookies for him, etc.

Batman has none of that, he only appears in different mediums of Media. So i assume Media represents him

File: arg.108.720p.wb.x265.yourserie.com-1921.273.jpg (42KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 1280x720px

>>84088541
Isn't T-boy, more or less, the god of shitposters.

>>84088233
>>84088627
I think Mr. Wood (the TV version, at least) is meant to represent those that go bump in the night (folk tales from the black forest, etc.)

>>84088627
>Batman nor Superman provide anything in return for their belief.
Wasn't their a line (either in the book or the show) about why Disney can't make a divine manifestation. I don't remember.

>>84088824
>Biliquis lesbian lover dying of AIDS as Nancy says this
I still don't quite get this. Is Fuller saying AIDS is the god of American homophobia or something?

>>84089006
I thought Mr. Wood was Enviromentalism (who is ironically now employed under Globalism).

>>84089006
yeh i think T-boy is pretty much meant to be like 4chan+teens who think vaping is cool

>>84088987
But what about all the people who will dress up in cosplay for the premiere of every new batman film along with at any comic-book conventions? The die-hards who cover their rooms in batman posters and play his theme songs and collect all the figurines, surely that must count as a ritual?
>>84089006
>Wasn't their a line (either in the book or the show) about why Disney can't make a divine manifestation.
I don't remember this i the tv show but I'd be interested if this was the case

>>84085868
YEAH AND ISIS DID IT BECAUSE THEY WERE AFRAID OF STRONG WYMNZ

#YASSLAYQUEEN
#FUCKDRUMPF
#IMWITHHER

>>84089109
Batman=Media. its like how she appears in different forms as different characters. Also people know Batman is fictional. They also know Santa is fictional but even as adults you still have that 'holiday spirit' shit, still buy presents, sing xmas songs etc.

>>84089006
I don't get why he decided to show a lesbian dying of AIDS.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that lesbians weren't dying in droves from that virus in the 80s and 90s.

>>84089084
Technology Boy is the hype around new phones every year and the ritualistic conferences, announcements and conventions about phones, consoles, TVs; extremely expensive laptops and cars being status symbols, useless gadgets like fidget spinners and obsession with 2G, 3G, LTE, internet speeds, etc. etc.

But everything that actually happens on those things like TV shows, movies, social media, dating apps, imageboards are a domain of Media.

File: lost_jeremy_davies_daniel_faraday_dvdbash_103.jpg (139KB, 750x1125px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 750x1125px

>>84088971
>Where was Weed Jesus?

The one sitting on the pool that Shadow talked to.

>>84089251
Also should be mentioned that he's how he is in part because by gods standards he's extremely young but gained a lot of power very quickly, so he's basically a spoiled little shit

>>84088818
I can explain it using Santa. Start fresh.

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of orphans and hookers. At some point, orphans, hookers, and Christianity just stopped giving a shit about that. If it wasn't for Media, St. Nick would just be some forgotten dude only remembered by some random Greek monks, which amounts to almost nothing.

Santa now is powered by a lot of children. And that sheer volume is staggering. Not only that, you got adults in on the game to some small degree but you have to assume that the vast majority of that power comes from children. People are thinking solidly over a year that Christmas and by extension Santa will deliver. It's that "faith" that gives Santa power.

Nobody prays to Batman. You don't get into a problem and say, "I hope Batman comes and helps me with this". Nobody asks for that because that's completely ridiculous. People may indulge in Batman but Batman only provides one thing - entertainment i.e. Media. Media represents the landscape in which Batman exists; the celebrity worship, the marketing, the time spent on Batman. The faith in printing Batman comics or making movies is not in Batman but the CORPORATION that controls Batman, and that corporation is a part of Media. When a new Batman something is announced you aren't celebrating fucking Batman, you are celebrating whatever company is making the Batman. Even though you are consciously thinking "fuck yeah Batman" your belief and faith is feeding the corporation and celebrities associated with the Batman production, you give money to that institution, you give money to the theater or store or whatever. The only people who truly give a fuck about Batman are the die-hard fans who love the concept he's a symbol of justice, that he refuses to kill, all that stuff. But tell me, how many people are like that? The vast majority of Batman worshipers are just retards who will watch any fucking movie with Batman on it, they don't actually care about Batman.

>>84089351
I thought he was plain old white Jesus. I didn't catch stoner vibes

>>84089351
>>84089416
The only clear Jesuses were Orthodox Jesus and Mormon Jesus, I guess the Asian one could be Korean Jesus considering they have their own "branch" of Christianity, maybe Black Jesus was the one of the Baptists. The others could represent any other Christian branch.

Then again, the book implies they can change form and race, and very old gods change race/appearance over the centuries depending on how their followers see them. The Egyptians gods in America say how back then they were not Black but recently became Black, and how their counter parts in Egypt don't even look like the ancient Egyptians but like modern ones. The Egyptian gods came to America 3000 years ago, when the Egyptians arrived to the continent, the books implies how everybody, from ancient Celts to Chinese came to America all the time but it was a rare trip because of the distance and the lack of anything to do here

File: d47edf0edb590b7295de82a10134df85._SX1280_QL80_TTD_.jpg (664KB, 1280x1968px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 1280x1968px

>>84089363
There was an issue of the comic Hellblazer that touches on the power of belief. Constantine was going up against a particularly powerful demon around Christmas time, so he had some grave robbers break into the shrine of St. Nicholas in Italy. He then snorted a ground up finger bone that belonged to the saint we now call Santa Claus. Easily overpowered that demon.

>Laura was a gud girl dindu nuffin wrong

can they write her out of the show pleases

>>84089614
>I guess the Asian one could be Korean Jesus considering they have their own "branch" of Christianity
Christians are everywhere. There are also Japanese Christians, Chinese Christians, etc.

>>84089679
In USA they have their own branch of "Korean Christianity" or something like that, I don't mean it in the sense of Catholicism being in different countries, but yes, it could be just an Asian Jesus from other branch.

>>84089679
I assumed he was Vietnamese Jesus. The French bringing Jesus with them when they colonized the place.

>>84089201
The Queen of Sheba is all about free-fucking. Just going out and having tonnes of sex. Worship through sex. Nowadays, STDs make it really risky to just have huge sex parties. I'm not saying sex parties don't happen but it's not like gangbangs have any ritual aspect to them anymore.

The Queen of Sheba seems to be doing okay in the show but in reality she's just barely making it by from hooking.

>>84089623
That was one of the last good plotlines in the comic before it all went to shit. I thought it was Mako, not a demon. Still, fucking incredible idea.

>>84089623
That reminds me that I really wanted to get into Hellblazer. Seems right up my alley.

>>84089363
That makes a lot of sense, I accept that... for the most part
>But tell me, how many people are like that?
Without knowing, I think it's fair to estimate there are probably at least 100 scattered across the world (but probably more)
Someone above said that theoretically you only need one believer for a god/being to exist
So shouldn't there be some relatively weak Batmen in existence across the globe?

>>84089945
>Someone above said that theoretically you only need one believer for a god/being to exist
More to survive, I think. It's probably not enough to create one.

>>84086049
Cursed and cancelled

>>84089623
That is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever heard

Wel it's pretty much universally agreed that this is one of the worst shows on tv. That finale was abysmal.

>>84089945
>>84090227
Wednesday needed a squad of Vikings carving an idol, gouging their eyes out, and fighting each other to the death before he could achieve any real substance.

>>84089785
That makes more sense. I guess it also implies why she thrived up until the '80s.

>You need believers to create / become a god

This is literally, unironically, the belief followed by occultists like L Ron Hubbard and many satanists / luciferians.

This show is openly promoting satanic doctrine.

>>84089945
The people who love Batman see him as an avatar of justice, order, and mercy. While Batman is all those things do not attribute those things TO Batman.

So yes, there are many gods out there who feel that Batman is a part of them. Out there there is some number of gods of pure justice who are only kept alive by fictional paragons like Batman who will probably say "I am Batman" if you asked them and for each of them it would be true. Maybe there's a god of vigilante justice who has a Batman and Punisher costume in their closet but doesn't have a Superman one.

>>84090505
kys

>>84090417
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/american_gods/s01#desktopEpisodeList

File: DCo1fIjUQAAG24F.jpg (165KB, 1200x863px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1200x863px

no one saw this? its a pic of which jesus is which. really like pentecostal jesus' style, all the others look like slobs. you'd think will all his power, the worship and money and blood given in his name, he could get himself some new threads

>>84090722
I kinda doubt black albino Christians are a huge enough group that they have their own Jesus.

File: unrivaled comfort.jpg (56KB, 580x407px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 580x407px

>>84090722
You should know the richer and more powerful you get, the comfier you try to be.

>>84090819
guess they just did included him to cover all bases. is jesuit jesus the "true" brown middle eastern jesus tumblr squawks about all the time?

>>84087803
There is no coincidence, only signs.

>>84086387
>shadow loves her
>sweeney helps her when he has no reason to
>death helps her look normal and puts her back together after she is a bitch to him
>taxi driver likes her
>spring was going to help her (though it was only for a favor)

>>84082826
Good finale, I liked Odin's little speech its literally /v/ fgts complaining about much cgi, bilquis story was fine but if anasi was going to tell a story I wish it had been about tiger balls, favorite little bit was Jesus apologizing for being so popular

>>84092146
Oh and I continue to fucking hate dead wife

>>84091338
>signs
Terrible movie. kys.

File: images.duckduckgo.com.jpe.jpg (51KB, 618x399px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 618x399px

>>84087714
>Make people believe you're nationalist while being globalist.
Yep, sounds right.

>>84092146 the problem with odins speech was (strangely enough) McShanes delivery more than the cgi. He's been great in the show but this instance it was just gringy

>>84092582
I think the delivery was fine for the most part, just the "I am Odin" sounded kinda weird.

>>84092681
Just watched it again, specifically the way he shouts Odin at the end just doesn't work.
https://youtu.be/9w5pnWpG1yc?t=64

>>84092582
Yea up to him saying the actual word 'Odin' it was great but the delivery on that particular line was a bit flat

>>84092582
It would have had more impact too if a few episodes prior the new gods hadn't outed his name with the satellite.

>>84092582
>>84092681
>>84092807
>>84092897
my only issue was the excessive cgi, i think based mcshane could've made the scene without it, his delivery was so fucking good, its my favorite scene of the ep, way better than the book.

>>84093042
agreed. it loses significance bc the viewers (ones who didnt read the book) practically know already.

>>84093042
Nah everyone knew he was Odin by like ep 3, that wasn't a revel for the audience it was for shadow, also I think Odin used Shadows belief in that moment to call the lightning

>>84089147

They literally are, have you not seen them flip the fuck out over getting wrecked by based ypj?

>>84084319
Anon

>>84087304
>The book has similar pacing problems (look forward to Lakeside!

I honestly liked the Lakeside parts, I found them strangely comfy

>>84089147
Haven't you read any of the shit in the Koran? the entire justification for covering their women is that men can't be expected to be able to control themselves around uncovered women. We're talking about people that literally think women have that type of power over men.

>>84096008
Ditto. Lakeside was great. That said it'll probably be boring in the show because half of what makes this show any good are the visuals of the gods. The best scenes we've gotten that didn't rely on magic and shit was czernobog. Which while great is just like half of one episode.

>tv doesnt understand another show

Odin was known for awhile and Laura is around for awhile for shadows purpose

Also where was Muhammad

>>84086049
Considering how Starz hits shows usually last to 4 seasons (Spartacus, Black Sails)
Will it be enough to cover everything in the book?

>>84084195
No the book was a 4/10, maybe 5
>>84087043
>>84087304
>>84086901

I can't understand the faggots on this board sometimes.

>>84097161
If you don't enjoy comfy things that's fine anon.

>>84096393
>>84096008
So comfy, it gonna trigger all the 'nothing happens' fags so much tho

>>84097009
>where was Muhammad
>Progressives having any bravery when it comes to Islam
lolno

Am I supposed to like the corporation more than Odin & gang. It seems like their future is more peaceful. Odin wants people ripping their eyes out, Gillian Anderson wants them firing rockets into space.

>>84098068
One takeaway from the finale is that all of the gods are self centered assholes who do not have humanity's best interests in mind.

>>84097009
Muhammad isn't a god though. Jesus gets treated as one by Christians but Muslims revere Muhammad as a human prophet. If they brought in the islamic/abrahamic god though doesn't that render whole plot moot considering he's meant to be the all powerful and all knowing?

>>84098028
>Reference throwing gays off buildings
>Reference taxi guy running from shithole country
>Reference ISIS destroying priceless historical artifacts

Give it time, anon.

>>84098544
He's probably an asshole constantly complaining about shit and talking about how great he is so none of the want to hang out with him

>>84093421
he outs himself as odin in literally his second scene

>>84083888
>i dedicate these deaths to you

were the henchmen even alive?

File: 1498785647.png (128KB, 747x754px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 747x754px

>>84084319
they were literally (you)
>autistic and trying to act all spoopy
>"we r anonymous"
>ugly as fuck
>wearing fedoras
>get JUSTed by Chad-Odin and his nigger sidekick while they steals 2 stacies right before your eyes

Chad always wins.

>watch episode
that was good
>watch second episode
BLACK LIVES MATTER, KILLING YOURSELVES THROUGH DUMB BEHAVIOR(LIKE SETTING A BOAT YOU'RE INSIDE OF ON FIRE) GETS SHIT DONE

and then i shut it off

>>84098896
It did get shit done for anansi. It got a bunch of idiots to kill themselves in his name which gave him enough power to survive.

>>84098577
It'd have to be super deliberate though considering I don't think he ever showed up in the books.

File: 14979856477.png (45KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 900x900px

>>84085280
>It's a sweeney episod-Oh wait no it's a Laura being a cunt episode
I hate this bitch so much. She ruins the show. She is an overall shitty character, but what peeves me is that she is not a great actor and she's not portraying her shittiness in the anti-hero sort of way that the directors clearly want. I felt the same way about her in Sucker Punch. She just seems like a cunt through and through, to her very core. I have no idea why Sweeney and Shadow cucked themselves so hard for her. This show will not last if they don't kill this bitch off.

>>84084563
>>84084594
nope, it was also henchmen and Laura fucking them up. they were more a representation of men in black/shadow government rather than literal faceless goons though.

>>84098969
>Sucker Punch
I knew I recognized those pouty dick sucking lips from something else I hated

>>84098969
At least the dialogue between her and Sweeney is great

>>84089006
>>84089201
I think there is room for a god of science and/or medicine. If I was a writer I would say that he is an old god that teamed up with the fedora faggots and made horrible diseases so that people would flock to modern medicine. We do see a lot of drugs in the intro, so I'm assuming there is going to be some kind of drug god. Perhaps we see some creation of penicillin or Tesla vignettes. That would be comfy.

>>84098705
Yep, I even double checked with some normie's last week, everyone had guessed he was odin

>>84098717
They were 'in the closest parlance possible in this universe' demigods, also they were us, Odin killed a bunch of us

>>84092807
I honestly loved the way he delivered it. Would have been amazing with a deeper voice perhaps. Someone could easily edit it and see if it sounds better.

>>84099299
w-we're demigods?

>>84086307

Pretty much. I watched all of it without coming here and I loved it, then I came backhere and I just gotta say this place is the biggest cesspool of the most bitchy, catty passive aggressive quasi-female bunch of cunts I have ever seen, holy fucking shit. I thought "surely /tv/ will love this one" but nope. And then people here start shittalking women when the """"""""men""""""""" that flood this place are ten times as bitchy.

>>84100414
dude, we crashed a plane created an anime and cause celebrities to rise and fall at our whim, and oh yea made a president I wouldn't let it go to your head tho, our boss is a toad smoking faggot

>>84100579
You sound whinier than anyone else desu
I love the show, I can still shitpost and complain about the little things that irritate me

>>84100579
this >>84100885 take note, your just a whiny faggot

>>84098794
We've got nice suits

>>84097039
yep considering the pace their taking 3-4 seasons sounds about right

>>84100885
>>84100919

Nah, you're just cunts being overly defensive because you got called out.

Learn how to take it and deal with it with pulling off a "no u".

>>84101153
people just shitpost pretending to hate shows so they can mine (you)s

>>84101153
I've been enjoying this thread. Have you? You don't sound like it

>>84101153
nope calm down, love the show and the book is genuinely one of my favorites ever, you really are just a whiny faggot

File: file.png (307KB, 825x723px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 825x723px

>>84101287

Of course I have.

You wanna know why?

Because I am OOOOOOOOOP

>>84101324
your a faggot op

>>84101361
I dedicate ur mom's death to Ostara

>>84101377
fair

Holy shit that finale was unwatchable garbage

Ratings are in for the final episode and this shit TANKED.

>>84101402
your samefag is showing with your not new IP, anon

Gillian's botox face makes a her look creepy an inhuman. Her natural beauty is gone.

>>84087864
I thought white Jesus was Beecher, but it wasn't.

>>84101402
>>84101417
lol, so desperate

>>84101420
WTF are you talking about you brain damaged imbecile?

>>84090722
Albinos are such a shit tier race

>>84101431
I'm pretty sure it was faraday.

>>84101437
>everyone who doesn't like muh shit show is the same person!
Stupid autistic cunt.

>>84101446

It's okay, not every newfag from reddit like you know about common place things such as 4chanX. You don't have a new IP tag next to your name and frankly, you should wait at little a few more seconds between your replies instead of a perfect minute if you want to go down the samefagging path.

The low ratings for this show prove that it's complete fucking garbage. If you like this crap you're most likely gay or mentally ill.

>>84101492
why even post then? child

>>84087864
>one of them has a baby dinosaur

what did she mean by this

File: file.png (93KB, 337x267px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 337x267px

>>84101457

Ok.

What the fuck is that.

>>84101503
You're a ducking idiot. I don't have a "new" by my name because I was posting in this thread hours ago. I'm the one who posted the ratings you laughable, mentally ill cunt

Meanwhile being the moronic, waste of life shit bag that you are you've been defending this show and posting in this topic for many hours straight

Worthless sack of shit life

>>84101509
k thanks for the imput, are you ok?

>>84101529
>wah wah wah only people who agree with me can post!!

>>84101530
Carbon dating fucked up the bibles timeline so there are Christians who believe dinosaurs lived with humans. Not a meme, I was taught this at a small Christian school in the south

>>84101555
but its better to waste your time shitposting in threads about said show? very sad

>>84101555

So salty.

It's okay, just follow the golden rule of lurking for at least a year before you start shitposting the place up.

Gee, an ugly, satanic, blasphemous tv show brings out ugly, hostile emotions in the people who discuss it. What a coincidence.

>>84101569
lol pls contuine

>>84101590
>Get BTFO
>Cry about it
>spend all day posting online
Kek

>>84083779
some said they had no budget left to make the next scene, which would've make a better finale

>>84101609
Keep digging.

>That one faggot who just spend the last EIGHT HOURS defending this fucking garbage.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

>>84101628
>that faggot who spent 8weeks trying to shitpost about this show, lol

Not even worthy of a (you)

This is Fuller's fourth consecutive failure.

>>84101662
EIGHT
CONSECUTIVE
FUCKING
HOURS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>>84101687
lol your life makes me sad

The Laura Show was fucking terrible and we all know it. Each episode was more painful to watch than the last.

>>84101714
EIGHT HOURS!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

i just keep wondering imagine the whole sequence of annc odin doing by travis fimmel

Are the going to show Wednesday getting killed and coming back to life like he does in the book?

What about Shadow being his son. That's pretty retarded.

>>84101714

Why are you even replying to this low energy shitposting?

The god of shitposting must be ashame that you're feeding this imposter that many (you) prayers.

You think they'll get into the child sacrifice stuff. It seems like Gayman knows more about that than he's letting on. Probably got molested by L Ron Hubbard when he was a kid growing up in the cult of Scientology

>>84101807
That mentally ill faggot literally spend the last 8 consecutive hours defending a tv show online. 8 hours of his (your) life. There is no sadder fate.

Wow the normie book page for this show is full of hate. People really disappointed by the ending.

Just learned this is Starz lowest rates show, and they spent $60 million on it. Wow.

>>84101720
how would /tv/ rewrite this show?
Personally I would:
>Get rid of laura, she is just too insufferable
>Halve the amount of niggers
>Explain how they got out of Vulcan
>Get rid of muh stronk womyn, this is what ruined GoT
>Get rid of all the literally who gods like nancy and the three sisters
>Less jarring shots of penises

Hey a stranger said something mean about a show I like. Maybe I should spend the next eight hours posting online defending it.

>>84084169
is Ostara('s actress) also a (half)nigress? Why is she so tanned looking? Spring sun doesn't tan you as much

>>84101863
they probably shouldn't have opened up their first season with so much graphic nigger sex

>>84101866
But Fuller loves male nudity and gay sex.

>>84084169
>when Shadow said "Hi Ostara" like a shy little boy
Spit out my drink laughing. this show has kino moments.

>>84101863
yeap its so shit no wonder starz already gave it a season 2

I dropped this shit after episode three. What did I miss?

>>84101866
so basically what GOT was for the first 4 seasons or so

>>84101881
kristin chenowith is part native american iirc

>>84101739
Don't really know what your on about kid but
>8weeks
think about it

>>84101918
Actually the announcement was just tentative and was dependent on the ratings for this season. Looks like it will never happen now.

>>84101807
Waiting for my dinner to cook, thought I'd BTFO of the triggered kiddie for a bit

>>84101919
Mr. Wednesday is Odin if you're some kind of retard who needed this spelled out repeatedly

>>84101939
>still trying to defend wasting 8 hours posting in this topic
>Still thinking everyone is the same person

Bwahahahahaha!!!

But seriously though, you're a laughable fucking loser and you've wasted your pathetic, meaningless life.

>>84101962
OK buddy keep on keeping on
>8 weeks

>>84101941
the show is 100% confirmed renewed, but I wouldn't be surprised if they slash the budget a bit

File: 12356474274.jpg (13KB, 168x216px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 168x216px

>this thread

>>84101971
>being this butt blasted
>8 consecutive hours
And you're such a failure at life that you don't even deny it

>>84101941
man you are worst than those intel shills on /g/

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/starz-tv-show-ratings/

>>84101992
fuck of rajeet, shill your poozen chips somewhere else

>>84101991
Lol really wtf are you on about kiddo? You know 'anonymous' isn't a userbname yeah?

>>84102009
you are as good on shitting as intel is trying to contain their nuclear reactor that is the i9

>>84101992
>0.27 rating
Holy shit those ratings are a disaster! They spent 60 million on this shit! I can't stop laughing!

>>84101992
Its the same faggot over and over his shit got stale weeks ago, really just ignore he has less to contribute then the 'everything is satanic' sperg

So what I'm gathering from this thread is that there is just one guy who either really, really likes this show or he's getting paid to shill for it online. The rest of you seem to be baiting him because he's so easy to trigger.

>this guy endlessly arguing with himself

At least change the insults so it doesn't get more obvious. Also, don't reply on your other personality's behalf just like what happened with
>>84101807's post, which got replied first by the guy he was refering as the shitposter. It got really fucking obvious with that. Alternatively, get a life.

>>84102062
Really? I'm gathering theirs two anons who really hate the show, like a burning all consuming hate, one trying to take a religious angle and the other just shitposts, y-your not one of those anons are you?

>>84102032
man i cant help to notice you put so much energy into shitting on show while you could use it to do something more productive
like killing your self or trying to burn your house with an i9 or something
unless you are a bdsm fun which explains your tendency on getting btfo every single time your respond maybe you should go to /r/pegging

>>84084505
i remember they bombed a temple of Ba'al last time

then a week later a crane collapsed to a mosque in Mecca killing dozens of muslims


kekarma

>>84101555
>t. phone poster

File: 31DaysEvil-Baal1.jpg (24KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x281px

>>84102177
they did what to my temple?

>>84101530
YEC Jesus

>>84102204
Blew it up, sry bhall, at least you were the last to go

Someone post the 4chan god

>>84084695
>>84086342
best episodes/scenes were her's, dumbfucks

File: SG-1-S5-Baal.jpg (211KB, 689x1023px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 689x1023px

>>84102235
they are going to pay for it

just wait

File: 1485970734205.png (71KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 500x332px

>>84102267

>>84102269
t. shadow

>>84102269
t. laura

>>84084319
anonymous

>>84102292
eh you've got a shit load of clones brah you'll be fine

>>84102269
nah i said that every single scene with mad is always the best one

he is literally the man of the show

>>84086394
>abysmal views
you parroting retard would you learn, that those numbers are decent for startz shows? Black Sails had the same, and was always renewed and finished in 4 season

File: Based+baal_c5d17a_5696605[1].jpg (271KB, 723x2000px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 723x2000px

>>84102177
>>84102204
>2015. aug.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/25/islamic-state-images-destruction-palmyra-temple-baal-shamin-isis

>2015. sept. 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X-B4YkkA24
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=800_1442221975

>>84102303
>that anon who collected his cum in bottles for years

is he still alive?

>>84102808
hey stop teasing bhall, hes got enough shit to deal with

>>84101457
yea you know, wtf is that? the back of the dress?

File: rj.jpg (405KB, 680x879px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 680x879px

>>84101530