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This man is a total fucking enigma to me. How does a 5'8",

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This man is a total fucking enigma to me.

How does a 5'8", no talent fat ass who with ZERO jewish ancestry manage to make millions of dollars playing layabout unfunny fatasses married to solid 8/10 wives who love them in prime time sitcoms?

How do you fail in every respect of the genetic lottery from appearance to personal skills and yet still make such a success of yourself?
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>>84070009
he's hilarious
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>>84070009
He has hair
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>>84070049
No seriously though
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He is friends with Sandler and The King of Queens was a huge hit
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>>84070009
successfully harness meme magic
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He never became a tripfag
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>>84070009
Maybe, just maybe life and success is more about the individual than their height or race.
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the funniest person on the planet
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>>84070103
This. If you AREN'T a Jew, KNOW a Jew.
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>>84070009
How much is a soul worth anyway?
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>>84070009
Hes actually not ugly
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>>84070009
He got famous from his stand up. That's why they gave him a TV show in the first place.
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>>84070009
He's likeable and decent comedy actor. Paul Blart 1 and 2 unironically are great feelgood comedies. Only grouchies hate on Kevin James.
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>>84070009
Isn't this guy apparently a massive arsehole in real life? From what I heard he gets body guards to clear a room he is about to enter and is often rude.
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He's not ugly. In fact he used to be pretty handsome
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I don't know who is the bigger jerk, Doug or Carrie.
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>>84070009
that's alex jones
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Chris Farley died and they needed a fat guy
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He falls down and gets hurt
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>>84070143
This desu
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>>84070320
This.
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>>84070009
Maybe he is just a cool guy in real life and people like him
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>>84070143
>>84070348
Hahahahahaha
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>>84072594
He's reportedly an arrogant asshole and treats people like shit.
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>>84070009
With how many manlets there are in Hollywood, it seems to be the rule, not the exception.
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>>84070009
I imagine it would be significantly hardler to get cast in the role of an average joe sitcom main character if you were really tall and ripped.
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>>84072665
based kevin
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>>84070009
He's funny, get over it.
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>>84070009
>ZERO jewish ancestry
Maybe because that's /pol/tard bullshit you FUCKING RETARD, now go fuck yourself and end your life now you piece of shit
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>>84070009

>How do you fail in every respect of the genetic lottery

Have you ever looked at the guy's face? Like the pic you posted?
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>>84070009
he might be 5'8, but he's 240lbs stacked and he trained in MMA for a few years with professional fighters for Here Comes the Boom. Dude is a fucking gorilla. Joe Rogan says he would fuck majority of people up. I believe him. Whenever he falls down in his Mall Cop movies, he gets up super quick. Dude is light on his feet.
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>>84070009
Holy shit that's a terrible plug job.
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