Rick & Morty Megathread / schwifty edition This was my first

shit on the floor

is this bait?

>>84069533
This is the best TV show in the history of tV! SORPANOS BTFO

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who here, dare i say it, /reddit/?

>>84069533
>>84069556

i was singing Schwifty in class and then my teacher joined...that's how good this songs is

DUDE GOD DOESN'T REAL LMAO

>>84069623

lol, i love how controversial they are in this show, they really push the agenda. not many shows do that these days.

>>84069617
kek

>>84069616
>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

>Morty's mum finds pickel rick and inserts into vagoo

>>84069533
I saw Justin Roiland at a grocery store in Lost Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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had a shwifty bday party :)

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I love that this show triggers you guys, I hope you keep crying about it on this board every day through the next season.
>A CARTOON CHARACTER SAID GOD ISN'T REAL ONCE REEEEEEE
fuckin funny

Anyone else ITT a non-theistic philosophical nihilist?

I, personally, am anti-religious and detest theocracy in all its forms. I also believe that the government should forcibly take its peoples money as tithe an invisible god they may not believe in (climate change).

I really like the (4chan exclusive) backlash to rick and morty's commentary on how reality is nothing but a recipe for existential crisis and nihilism. It implies, somehow, the site has come to be filled with normalfags who believe life is great and meaningful and find any implication to the contrary intensely upsetting.

The flipside to this, something 4chan's young proud christian on-fire-for-the-lord userbase is missing completely, is how vocalizing such sentiments (life is painful, meaingless, short, then you rot, etc) serves only to diffuse and placate such sentiments by offering a bit of bandaid validation. Not to mention turning it into a source of profit.

>>84069771
This is the best pasta ever

>>84069890
would marry

>>84069771
I can imagine Ryan Gosling doing this, but Justin Roiland doing it, I don't think so.

Kys shills