Aussies thread, get in here cunts. We had a good one last night

Fuck the Queen.

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its 2017, why the FUCK cant i watch afl in HD

>>84062647
Oy, a bit rude

Aussies are degenerate wormstuffers.

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>When this sexy slut rolls into your street

>Fix channel 10
Why in the fuck would anyone want to do that? Are you Waleed Aly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

Time for feels lads.

>>84062608
I hope the puppets are in good condition, not just tossed carelessly into a storage room. Another question: What happened to Eliott from Rollercoaster?

>>84062608
>how to fix Channel 10
Replace Waleed Aly's role on The Project with Imam Tawhidi. If that guy were given the attention of 3 Million hipsters every night either the Project's entire audience would die of aneurysms induced by massive cognitive dissonance or he'd bogpill them all and propel One Nation to control of the entire country. Either way Australia wins.

>>84062794

We need Cheez TV back!!!

>>84062853
It's funny cause even they're calling out Aly

>>84062794

You got me shit.

Just reminding you that Muslims do no wrong and if you disagree I will be smug about it.

I haven't watched in ages, do they still have video hits?

AUSTRALIA STATE RANKINGS

1. MElbourne
2. Queensland
3. Gold Coast
4. W.A
5. Victoria
6. Adelaide
7. Tasmania
8. A.C.T
9. North Territory
10. SHITNEY

>flicking through channels seeing what's on
>family feud on 3 different channels at the same fucking time

>>84062821
This isn't even redgum's best song

>>84062608
>'fix' a youth oriented channel in the age of streaming
Ok.

>>84062695
What a mad cunt

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ANY YOU BRUDDAS GONNA COME BACK FROM WALKABOUT AND SMASH DESE WHITE CUNTS OUT TOGETHA?

>>84063185
>Abbos
>smashin anyone but their kids

I think they need a gaming show aimed at women.

Does anyone know who could host it?

>>84063506

Some fingers in a certain Nightclub in a certain city perhaps?

You can't fix a network that has facebook the tv show on every fucking day of the week

Also bring back Huey, i want to get home and see a fat cunt cooking good shit.

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Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party, after which his party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...

... and, 10 years later, the NBN Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars, causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history, a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...

... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a SATELLITE)?

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/a-quarter-of-the-world-has-faster-internet-than-australia/

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>84063670
huey was the man
chefs are too pussy these days to use half a tub of butter in every recipe

>>84063696
As someone who installed both phase 2 and phase 3 NBN, from Fibre to HFC the real people to blame for it being so fucked up it literally the baby boomers.

Everything that was build in the 70's is just plain shit, you have entire suburbs that require new trenched to every single house because Telstra took short cuts back in the day as well as built everything out of fucking asbestos.

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This is now a Florida thread

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>Be Andrew O'keefe

>Say shit pointlessly over the top constantly
>Breathe in really fucking loud into the mic
>End every sentence with prolonging the last syllable

How the hell did he get this damn job, I hate having to hear his damn voice whenever I get home from work and someone has the tv on

>>84063838
>baby boomers
Is there one shit thing that isn't their fault?

something something fingered hex something dance floor something anal something sarah hanson young

>>84062759
> not Mr. Whipple
You absolute shitcunt

>>84063042
>new Zealand not on list

Reminder that Victoria should secede. This would make Victorians and all other states happier. I think we can all agree with this.
I'm Victorian btw

>>84063696
>2007: nbn? What's that? How dare they spend my hard earned taxes on internets
>2017: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROADBAND YOU FUCKING CUNTS?
Can't win with boomers

>people here actively watch australian tv

what the fuck are you doing

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what a some unaustralian films?

Brit here, how do you fuckers handle the heat? It's a mere 28C where I live but the air is stifling and I'm about ready to kill myself just to make it stop.

Did anyone just watch that dog meat Bali piece on 730? Jesussssszzz if you needer anymore evidence to prove chinks are souless animals check it out.

>>84065385
>28c
>hot

For like 8 months of the year here 25-30c with very high humidity and dew points are the night time MINIMUMS.

Fucking breaks 28c during the winter here no problem.

It's the cold I can't stand, anything below like 20c is jumper weather and anything below 15c makes me think I might die.

There has been a lot of anti-China shit on ABC lately
Why is it SJW again?

>>84065439
Don't come to Melbourne then ya puss

>>84065385
>28
>hot
lol
That's perfect weather mate
35 is when it gets uncomfortable
40 is when I want to die.
Then again, at worst it gets to negative 8 where I am now. Not ideal but I'm sure that brisk to you.

>>84065385
>28
>hot
Live in the tropics mate, then bitch about the heat

>>84065455
The worst thing about melbourne is the fucking wind, cuts right through ya

>>84065473
>not the cost of rent

>>84065492
>not the wogs

>>84065385
>I'm about ready to kill myself just to make it stop.
Do it then you whiney bong

>>84065473
Get yourself a black north face jacket/vest like every other faggot and you'll be fine

>>84065513
Wog are top notch mate
Excellent bants and good food - they are fucking Melbourne

>>84063961
He is unwatchable on The Chase.

>>84065385
There is a difference between a dry heat and a humid heat, it's the SEAsians I pity.

>>84065533
What the fuck is a face jacket? I think you mean balaclava

>>84065385

You never notice it as a kid then are too ingrained that your body just tolerates it when you're older.

I remember wondering what the big deal was during the Black Saturday week when it was 45ish every day. 14 year old me smashed a Solo and played cricket with my mates because school made us do half days in casual clothes for the week.

>>84065534
t. wog

>>84065597
No, purely anglo-celtic background, with some German-Swiss somewhere way back.
Although I did work in an all wog shop for a bit and people used to ask me my nasho.
Good times.

QLD here, its been getting cold at night. Used to it feeling like a fucking oven. Chuck a doonah on and make a warm milo mate.

>>84065583
'the north face' you must own one to fit in Melbourne

>>84062695
decent detail

>>84065617
>from victoria
>live in canberra
>mum moved to south-east qld 4 years ago
>bitches to me that its freezing when its 22 where she is and 3 where I am
Fucking QLD

>>84065609
t. angelo habib

>>84065649
The irony is that that symbol is used to denote Commonwealth Government property.

>>84065558

Bang on. You'll see the hard yakka's who work in 35+ everyday sweatin' their southern cross tatts off in Bali humidity.

I can slap the suit on in summer day in day out but once it's wheels down in Bangkok or Saigon I'm fucked.

>>84065669
I imagine its more my swiss ancestry. I'm sure the Italian speaking part in the south properly has something to say about it.
>tfw dark hair, dark eyes, big nose and olive skin but primarily english, scottish and cornish ancestry

>>84063838
>>84065206
your argueing with copy pasta no one in there right mind thinks rudd did anything measureable in off accept burn down some homes and tradies

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Australian men are cucked beyond belief by their own women. Nostalgia this, sentimental that, "totes reminds me of my childhood hey" all just to appear unique and valuable for sluts.

Anyone watch SBS Viceland? They show some kino films every week and they also are now airing double eps of Brookyln Nine-Nine each weeknight. Anyone aware of any other good shows they have?

>>84063042
>melbourne
>gold coast
>ACT
>NT

>States

yeah nah

>>84065715
>Australia's gross debt has crashed through $500b. Which is the party of good financial management again?
>In 2007, when the Rudd government took office, gross debt was $58.0 billion. At the 2013 election it was $270.0 billion. So Labor added $212.0 billion. The Coalition has therefore added more than $230.0 billion. So far.
>Trends over time by Labor and the Coalition contrast dramatically. In calendar 2009, during the depths of the GFC, Labor borrowed $4.96 billion each month on average.
>This reduced steadily each year until 2013, when Labor added just $1.02 billion monthly up to the September election.
>Since then, under the Coalition, the trend has reversed. Monthly increases were $4.47 billion in calendar 2014, slightly less in 2015, then $5.51 billion in 2016.
>So far this year, gross debt added has been $6.40 billion per month. But with no global recession.

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straya thread and no national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>84063356
and cousins

>>84065794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ9qeX4gUeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiIj-enNs34
Strong contenders here

Hamish and Andy?

Are they national treasures or overrated?

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Straya Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

>>84065835
Gap Year is kino

>>84065639
surely north face is for asians. melburnians would much prefer patagonia

>>84063961
>interview chick about her controversial documentary
>talk mad shit on her documentary
>didn't even watch it
>talk more shit on her

>ACA aired a story about a presenter's sister being a druggie and dying

All I could think about the entire time is what would happen if we implement the same policy as the Philippines was on drugs.

>>84065739
Dumbest post of the day. Learn economics moar.

>>84065724
I can't stand the ad breaks mid show/movie now. Only ABC is left.

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Gday Melbourne!

got a deal with telstra with nbn where they give me foxtel included. got sports package

the only thing I use it for is fox footy every weekend. foxtel may have fucked almost everything they touch but damn their HD broadcast of every footy game is great

>afl btw not shitty nrl

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>>84066020

We Prime Minister now

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>>84062759

Pretty sure after all those years HOME ICE CREAM were just ASIO and ASIS surveillance vans ...

Quick four corners is about trolling!

>>84066103
What are they saying?

Watching have you been paying attention lads

>>84065956
explain

>>84066220
i can hear it in the other room

Sorry m8, i'll turn it down

>tfw australia has a smaller population than texas

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ayy watup you fukin poofters

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>>84066525
the future of australia...

>>84062963
Nope. Taken off air ages ago.

>>84063961
>call people nigger on tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXktI5dkq8

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>>84065841
aye rog whats up mate

>>84066525
I miss being 14

>>84066525
4chan should use its autism powers to find this kid and have him removed from his parents.

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>>84066628
>IT'S ONLY UPHILL FROM HERE

>>84066655
It has comes and downs
I'm not a virgin anymore. I can buy grog without worrying about being carded
I can drive a car legally
I've seen worse days.

>>84066692
>comes
Ups
I guess its time for a wank eh cunt

Good thread without my pants

>>84063961
Thats not even the worst of it. I swear he's a real life faggot. Have you seen him on the Chase. He's twirling around sticking legs out, doing accents when asking the questions jazz hands all over the place. He's a faggot both figuratively and metaphorically.

>>84066666

>>84062759
You from the gong?

>>84066485
We're still full cunt until someone up roots and removes the abbos in rural australia and we get decent infrastructure out.

>>84062608
Fuck me that pic is the perfection of bogan except for the character drawn, now your stuff cunt

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>>84063042
>Poo Cuck Wales is still a part of Australia

>tfw got a Comparative Politics exam in 12 hours that I've done literally zero study for, is open book (but I can't get the materials in time) and is 2 fucking hours long

Welp, hope I don't have to pass the exam. I'm FUCKED.

>>84066871
Ramble on how both major political parties are fucked and that we need to start over completely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGhRpYZh1s

Back again to kick you all in the nostalgia balls

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sup aussie dogs

>>84063961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagtXy1Exwo

kek

>>84066961

Oh man does anyone remember a space education show in 3DCG with like, talking robot space landers? They travelled around in space and did research and stuff and had voices and I forget what it was called....

>>84066525
holy shit this country is doomed

I hope you Australian fucktards die.

>>84067100
>had voices
Shit, mate, not sure I can remember any shows where cunts had voices...

>>84067100
Yeah I think it was british and talked about the different condition on the planets and moons of the solar system

>>84065349
kek. why would you get a fine for looking like you're towing a penis

>>84067802
You're not allowed to fly drones everywhere

>>84066871
>I can't get the materials in time

why not? don't they post lecture notes, etc online?

Australians are gay betas. Canadians are the true kings of 4chan and indeed the world

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>>84065349
fucking hell...
meanwhile another meth addict is released on bail after beating and raping his girlfriend to death.

>>84067802
probably flying drones too close to people

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>>84067884
I for one welcome our quite astonishingly presentable* new overlords.

* Malcolm looks like shit these days. "Smooth Operator" my arse

>>84067100
Fuck yes I remember that show and I've been trying to remember the fucking name of it for years now. If anyone knows what it was called I would be greatly appreciative. I remember there was 3 rovers 1 with legs called Legs, 1 with wheels called Wheels and 1 that could fly called Hover.

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>>84066961
>that music
that hit like a fucking truck

>>84067873

Yeah, but I can't print it off cause the printers are fucked.

>>84063042
Melbourne is the worst city in Australia desu

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>>84068695
this.
victoria is possibly the most corrupt state in any first world country.

>>84066525
Well, we had a good run. guess I'd better start learning Polish.

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>>84068777

>>84068777
that one image can change anyone's mind on islam and sharia.

>>84068740
>reports Herald-Sun

It's not bad at all, you're just stupid.

/r/ banning of australian IP ranges

>>84066961
Why can't I be 10 years old faking sick to get a day off school again?
Why did everything turn to complete shit?

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>>84069111
Pfft...I get every day off without even having to fake illness.

>>84062748
nah she'll be right

>>84068695
I'm from there and I agree

>>84063961
I would pay millions to see that faggot die slowly

>>84065639
ANACONDA DA DA DA DA DA

>>84066593
oh thanks, I was looking for this nigger

Why did they replace Vanessa O'Hanlon with a poof?

>>84069452
To upset whatever mouth-breathing hominids still follow commercial TV, I imagine.

>>84067100
yes i do one episode they all get sucked into a blackhole or a wormhole and i'm still fucked up from it. I don't remember the name of it.

>>84069656

Fuck I remember that ep as well. What was it called?!

I thought it was like "The Sims" or "The Zims" but google shows nothing besides the obvious.

>>84069513
Why would they be upset at now being able to watch Vanessa?

>>84069186
>unironically being on the dole
y tho
Are you actually retarded, scum or out of work?

>>84063042
i live in ACT and i wanna killllllllll myself

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Who up late here?

How do we fix the boat people problem?

>>84069925
Divert them all to New Zealand and say it's Australia. Nobody knows the difference so it'll work.

>>84063961
He's like the the black sheep of a large Italian family who found solace in LGBT pride parades

I was tryna watch me fucking vhs of fucking Crocodile Dundee right but then some fucking gaycunt kangaroo bursts in and starts hoppin bout me telly room. Cunt almost knocked over my fuckin VB so i smacked the cunt and told him "oi get out of here, cunt" and he did.

>>84067100
>>84067588
>>84068182
>>84069656
>>84069742
Finally fucking found it after all this time. It's called Destination Space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHfFcQ09xQ

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>>84072392
Reminds me of this this kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDmcO_dofZg

>>84063042
Melbourne isn't even australia wtf? That's fucking yanky cunt Territory. melbourne is for shit cunts that don't even know what it's like to be aussie yah fucking dumb cunt. Fucking brissy and all of QLD are number fucking one mate.

>>84073084
True story, im thinking of moving from Melbourne to Brisbane after living 30 years of my life here

>>84067030
fuck off ya wog

>>84073201
worth it mate. far less pretentious cunts here. and fucking great amount of bars.

>>84073272

It would be good if it wasn't a state full of inbreds.

>>84073358
mate that's just the north. Don't go past Redcliffe (first colonized city in all of Australia) and you're fucking great mate... Also stay away from Logan.

who else /the dole/ here?

>>84065385
>how do you fuckers handle the heat?

By not being a weak cunt

>>84065720

To be fair australian women are loudmouthed sluts beyond belief, I'd rather chug them off to wogs too

>>84066871
>Comparative Politics
>sociology crap
>not pulling random shit out of your ass

Lel. Write an exam on a real science

>>84069925
What problem? The current solutions seem to be working.

>>84074864
>>84074864
Going for the fucking moron vote I see, well you'll get em here on /tv/

I'm American. Am I welcome here? :^)

>>84076212
no poof yanks allowed m8

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>>84062759
>Mr.Whipple
>Tfw I've been calling it "Mr.Whippie" since I was a kid
>I learned that from my parents, so they've obviously been calling it Mr Whippie since its inception

Am I autistic to think that they changed it to Mr.Whipple and that it really was originally called Mr.Whipper?

>>84076212

Fuck off pommie we're full

>>84076212
I've been pretending to be an aussie in these threads, they haven't caught on yet