Are there any Hollywood movies in which the female love interest

>>84043667
LOTR

>>84043667
I love these images, they trigger the fuck out of people.

>>84043781
Virgins aren't people

post the virgin walk

>>84043667
I never wear earbuds ever. I might wear headphones at home (or maybe to listen to music on a plane), but earbuds never and I would never wear them (or headphones) in normal daily life.

>>84043667
harold and maude?

>>84043667
Is there an 'alpha sit' version?

>>84043667
Er, amy Adams is like 7 years older than henry cavill, not really a lot older.
Only Lovers left alive?

>>84043667
Don Jon

>>84043667
No man should "have a sense of personal style"

>>84043967
sit with your legs wide open, let them know your balls and penis are too big

The Virgin driving
The Virgin public toilet visit
The Virgin Bargoer/clubgoer
The Virgin Store Customer

Someone needs to make these

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>>84043962
It's a pronounced key element of both these filns. It's not like Tom Cruise movies where his wife is 30 years younger and it's never addressed.

>>84043967
riker from star trek

>>84044052
t. no personality
Are you also afraid to speak up and make decisions while with a group.

>>84043988
Fuck you faggots who recommended me to watch Only Lovers Left alive. That film is more pretentious than my vegan coworker.

>>84044162
Men should not care about "fashion". It is a trivial, lowly pursuit

>>84044126
>It's a pronounced key element of both these filns.
In Don Jon? It's been a while but I don't remember her being over 20 years being a plot point. Rather her being a single mum with a dead husband.

>>84044227
Why do you virgins insist on talking like anime villains?

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>>84044157

Ah yes...

>>84044223
>hair seems to overreact to wind
haha, what?

>>84044235
It's stressed that she's older than him (although this is part of whole thing about her having different values than him)

>>84044227
dont have to care about fashion to have a sense of style. it should be natural and thoughtless.

>>84044263
caring about fashion as a dude is virgin as shit. Normies couldn't care less about it

>>84044227
If it's part of you you should try to own it. You wear clothes? Then do it with personality.

>>84044315
If it is thoughtless, how is it a sense at all? Just wear things that are comfortable and fit properly

>>84044096
First two has been made.

>>84043667
it's stigmatized for an older woman to date a younger man because women go barren earlier. men can have kids up onto old age. life is unfair.

>>84044330
>You wear clothes? Then do it with personality.
Please do not do this, this is how people end up with fedoras and wearing all black. If you try to have a "personality" with your clothing you will just make others cringe, just wear normal ass clothes like a man

>sitting in the middle
>closing legs
I do just about everything except this.

>>84044372
I think it goes beyond stigma, its literally in our genes. Women become sexually less attractive more quickly as they age than men do because we evolved specifically to make more of us and women lose the ability to have children at a younger age

>>84044436
Yeah, I don't get the sitting in the middle one, seems like this hypothetical person would always sit on the edge

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>>84044284
more please

>>84044400
Yeah I phrased it wrong and I get your point. However, what I mean is that if you do something, you should care about it. The way you present yourself is a big part of your life.

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>>84043667
Who keeps drawing these stupid fucking images?

>>84044308
Its less her being older than him and more her being more mature than scarjo, basically the same thing I don't remember them talking about the age gap between them too much

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>>84044223
i don't really understand this meme
i'm a virgin and none of either of these applies to me
is it inaccurate on purpose? somebody give me a rundown

>>84044096

>no virgin masturbator

>>84044372
Men can have children when older but they really shouldn't. If they do their kids are born with autism and dad will probably blame vaccines. Many such cases.

>>84044520
Made of stereotypes of your typical beta and to piss off /r9k/

>>84043902
FUCK YOU, TAKE THAT BACK

>>84044520
>i'm a virgin and none of either of these applies to me

The funny part is that you only think it doesn't apply to you because you're autistic.

>>84044520
Virgins come in a variety of shapes and sizes. However, the one in these pictures is common.

What do you look/act like?

>>84044284
wait there are men who sit down to shit? I've heard some silly stuff in my day but sitting down to poop? you may as well get your balls removed and just become a eunuch already. some of my best days start when I'm going to the bathroom in the shower i bet your single mother told you to never do that anon and just mudstompin as I sing David Bowie in the gyms shared showers. I can usually get a few other bros to join in with the singing or the shower.

no wonder you fags are virgins your so repressed that all you think about is TV and cunny why dont you go out to the local cinescene and grab the first pussy you see. maybe then you could get laid for once.

>>84044266
Holy crap how have I never noticed this

>>84044541
95% of the time its the lady blaming things on vaccines, or buying organic non-GMO gluten free food, or caring about horoscopes, or other dumb pseudo-scientific things,
It would be pretty fucking embarrassing to do that stuff as a male

>>84044563
i'm autistic and i think the image is spot on actually

>>84044511
A comedic genius.

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>>84044266

>6'1'' things

>>84044284
Im not a virgin and I poop like top

>>84044695
>It would be pretty fucking embarrassing to do that stuff as a male
Kind of proving my point there

>>84044563
are you saying autism literally alters your entire perception of reality
that's pretty cool i wish i was autistic now

>>84044695
Thanks for the insight Dr Trump.

What a cunt. Still glad I voted for Hillary.

>>84044321
Normies absolutely care about fashion. They just understand the basics effortlessly so they don't have to read /fa/ or MFA or whatever. Autists need every goddamn thing explained to them, otherwise they dress like retards. I'm speaking from experience, by the way.

>>84044695
Whenever people unnecessarily CAPITALISE words I like to imagine that they're SHOUTING them

>>84043667
Florence Foster Jenkins

>>84043667
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>>84044284
These virgin graphs are incredibly inaccurate btw.
I look like a perfectly average normie, even as far as being an 8/10 sick fuck chad.
Make one on 'interacting with women' on the other hand...
It's like the behavioural combination between Review-Brah, Jason Genova and Ice Poseidon.
Me+Women is an abstract mocumentry of the titanic.

>>84044827
>Normies absolutely care about fashion
Normies don't dress like slobs, but they aren't buying expensive jeans or giving a fuck about designer brand names

Can someone post the virgin walk vs Chad walk one pls

>>84044271

No product and/or too long, doesn't care about hairstyle

>>84044811

This one had promise, but looks like they ran out of material.

What the hell are you supposed to wear besides jeans? Sweatpants are alright for the busy student/stoner look.

>>84044996
men should not use "product"

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>>84044811
Should also add the fact that I always look at how fast other people's windshield wipers are going to make sure I'm not making mine go too fast.

>>84045063
Whatever looks best with the Hitler Youth haircut.

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>>84044223
so everyone in New York City is a virgin?? cause they all walk like this

>>84045084
>perpetually in contrapposto

every time

>>84044996
I use a paste, get in at the roots, and it still does that

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>>84045084
I love these.

Already waiting for the "Chad relax" companion drawing

>>84044354
store customer has been made as well, with virgin, chad, and wizard versions

>>84043781
Hell, you seem triggered already

>>84045165
>implying the Virgin is able to piss at a urinal at all in fear of someone else entering the bathroom, thereby making the piss stream freeze up immediately since he can't go in front of another person

What is great about these autism/chad images is there is a bit of autism and chad in all of us.

>>84044895
Maybe I just dress like shit or I'm too inside my head to properly notice things, but all the fun-loving sex-haver types I see always look super put together to me, although some Chads seem to be able to get away with wearing basketball shorts 24/17, sometimes even when it's not hot out.

Obsessing over fashion beyond a certain point is probably non-Normie by definition, but the people who post on /fa/ and MFA are definitely not virgins or particularly socially awkward. Actual virgins would consider them more or less Chads for all practical intents and purposes, since most of them have friends/lives and can get girls (although I recognize this use of the term isn't accurate).

>>84045335
I can't say I have ever been on /fa/ but those people are almost certainly virgins

I hunch over because I don't want people to notice my gyno. Fix your shit OP

>>84044811
this one sucks

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>>84045335
>but the people who post on /fa/ and MFA are definitely not virgins or particularly socially awkward. Actual virgins would consider them more or less Chads

fuck off with your bullshit, /fa/ggot

>>84044890
The fucking joke is that the "Virgin"
part mixes in completely normal behavior

>>84045165
"Never seen a stall" sounds wrong, what about nailing bitches in clubs?

>>84045335

It's called grooming yourself.

It immediately conveys that you are a confident person, care about personal hygiene, put aside enough money for clothing and that you're letting others know you want to be noticed.

>>84044876
I'm fuckin dying here.
>vibrates constantly to annoy people
wtf does this mean lol

>>84045472
>letting others know you want to be noticed
a.k.a. you're a giant douche

>>84045454
I still can't tell if their necks are photoshopped or not. Also the only one that looks semi normal in this picture is 2nd from left. I have never seen anybody dressed like any of those other yahoos

>>84045083
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84045472
If you look like you are trying it does the exact opposite of that.

>>84045507
Yet you still want people to "naturally" notice you.

It certainly doesn't help that the average virgin is an imbecile.

What are Virgin and Chad-core TV shows and movies?

>>84045454
Lol that guy the middle's neck is wider than his head

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>>84045039
It doesn't seem to be legitimate
>>84045083
bro how else are you going to maintain your psycho?

>>84044811
>will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park
Fuck. This hit way too close to home.

>>84043667
>you look at your phone and listen to music on the bus, what a virgin!

Is this just listing things everyone does in the hopes of triggering virgins?

>>84045530
He should have said "straight men", of course you're free to use whatever heavy gel + frosted tips combo you enjoy, Juan

>>84045165
I just go in the stall. This is mostly do to social anxiety and not wanting people to look at my pee-pee (I'm a grower, not a shower), but desu, I don't really understand the purpose of stalls. It literally just seems like they're made as a way for guys to signal that they're not afraid of showing their dicks, like some kind of fucked up homoerotic normie initiation ritual. "Hey, look everyone, Anon's afraid to pull his cock out! I'll bet he has a small one unlike us. Hehehe."

Does having urinals really save that much space and time or whatever? I don't buy it. They could easily make bathrooms slightly large to accommodate an equivalent amount of stalls (even without, there's still a ton of space). And how much time does not having to close and open a door save you? If anything, it probably takes up more time trying to properly conceal your dick and consciously avoid accidentally looking at another guy's piece than it does pulling a latch on a door.

>>84045454
guy on the right and the one with the fucked ears are the only ones able to pull off their fits

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>>84043667
>thinks everybody is looking at him.

How do I get rid of this problem.

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>>84045460
you just have her sit on your lap at the VIP table and slip it in. or standing in a corner of the club, while your bros form a protective circle around you.

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>that autist that always walks up 2 steps at a time even though he looks like a fucking jackass
If you're under 6'2, you look like a moron trying to walk up 2 steps at a time.

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>>84044520
>>84044271
>>84044497
SUMMER

>>84045730
Really glad he was able to defeat The Mountain and return to Dorne to live a peaceful life with his oneitis and his seven daughters.

:)

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Halloween costume confirmed.

>>84045756
sometimes steps are really small bro

>>84045756
I never do it because I'm scared I'll trip

>>84044321
He was speaking more to the anime villain bullshit speak.

inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE

>>84045454
Professions from left to right:
>callboy
>tabletop game store
>philosophy major
>professional Pokemon player
>gas station
>real estate
>sysadmin
>MDMA pusher
>low level chef
>guitarist for band no one has heard of

>>84045327
100% autism here.

>>84044284
i'm a virgin and i shit like the bottom guy. what does that mean?

>>84045714
You're a pathetic beta. Nobody has any reason to look at you

>>84044811

Is he wearing headphones?

>>84045960
Sorry, I don't watch enough anime to get the reference

>>84045988
T-thanks for the advice.

my favorite part of these is the writing on Chad's shirt

>>84044890
You're not above average looking. If you were your personality wouldn't matter.

>>84044890
>Me+Women is an abstract mocumentry of the titanic
One of the great /tv/ quotes

>>84044890
Stop being a fucking moron. The virgin descriptions trigger people because people feel like at least a few apply to them and it freaks them out.

You don't necessarily have to be a virgin. Just an awkward fuck. Obviously it triggers you. You awkward fuck.

>>84045714
Try to remember the guy sitting next to you on the subway when you were there last time. Who? Was it even a guy?
That's how much people notice you.

>>84044350
Are you senses generally preceded by a shit load of thought?

Do you think to yourself "Ok I'm going to smell the shit out of this bacon" before you do it? Stop being autistic. Understand what a sense is.

>>84044223
>hair seems to overreact to wind
Cant help it when you're rockin a jewfro

>>84043667
TDKR

>>84044372
It is unfair. Like how a lot of you can't get women.

>>84044372

>Tfw no older woman gf

Don't even care about having kids, just want a mommy gf to pamper me and her in return.

>>84045084
>has never heard a song in his entire life
I giggled

>>84044695
And yet he took his son for vaccinations and his son is autistic.

>>84044895
>Normies don't dress like slobs
Go to college, my nigga. Everyone just wears sweatpants. Chads, Stacies, and lesser folk.

>>84044811
>tfw drive drunk all the time
>tfw got to honk my horn once and it felt great
Things are looking up for me, eh lads?

>>84046247
I'm sure they spent more on their basketball shorts than you ever have on pants dude.

What's the mode where you have to go the stall to pee because you get a shiver up and down your spine and it looks like you orgasmed?

>>84046247
>tfw had this Chad in law school
>always wore jean jacket and jeans everythings
>hairy chest exposed
>perfect hair
>about 7 necklaces
>could her girls behind me almost literally start dripping whenever he entered the room

>>84046290
Don't drive drunk you prick. You can kill yourself but leave everyone else out of it.

Who draws these? Are they following me? Fucking stop

someone post the virgin meal / chad feast

>>84043667
In Korea they even have a name for this, and it's popular enough, Noona Romance it's called
sometimes it's not a plot point

>>84043667
anyone else do these?...

>stand on toilet seat in stall to increase loudness of pee stream, drowning out beta peers

>row of empty urinals
>choose the one next to the only other person in the bathroom and look over at them to establish dominance

>take family photo from beta coworker's desk
>scan it and photoshop your face over his
>print, frame and replace the picture on his desk
>his family is rightfully yours

>>84044520
virgin is a state of mind. I've had sex with 8 different women and these pics apply to me.

>>84046088
That's a really good point.

Also checked.

>>84046291
I buy $300 jeans because I'm a /fa/ggot who thinks people can tell how expensive my pants are

>>84043902
t. Virgin

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>>84046443

Can someone dump the wizard versions of these? Or just any other versions?

Most "great" people, most celebrities, and even people like weirdos at underground raves aren't "normies". However, they're not virgins either. What are they? Post-normies? Transcends?

>>84044284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcmlYDaZZ3o

skip to 00:50

this is the correct way desu

>>84045680

way less water gets used in a urinal flush, less maintenance etc.

urinals make sense

most of these apply pretty well to me and im not a virgin

>>84045680
urinals are the only thing we men have left. Just transition already anon

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>>84046443
>passes away in a public place

top kek

>>84045546

As always no one likes a tryhard

>>84045675

>only gays care about aesthetics

Keep helping the media push that meme

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>>84046722
its almost like they're troll images made to imply common behavior is bad

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>>84046443
holy $@#% haha I love this community

>tfw I sit cross legged like an alpha
Feels good

>Not doing a Colossus of Rhodes when you poop

I pity all of you fuckers

Has anyone made these for disgusting pigfat women yet? It'd be perfect for /fit/.

>>84043667
Are there any female versions of this?
>sits in the back of the class by herself
>draws a lot
>always wears dorky dresses and thinks girls who don't wear dresses are whores
>has a wallet that looks like an animal
>never speaks up ever
>if anyone asks her something she'll pretend not to hear
>stares at everyone but gets upset if someone stares at her

>>84047504
>wallet that looks like an animal
Why does EVERY femvirgin have this?

>>84047504
girls can't be virgin neets

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>>84047726
>girls can't be virgin neets
y-yeah, absolutely...

>>84045165

I've seen this image easily 20 times and the Chad half never fails to make me laugh out loud

>>84047747
T I T S
I
T
S

>>84047782
OR
R

>>84043667

Man Of Steel

>>84047747
consider going to reddit, you'll get more attention there, cunt

>>84047816
E L S E
L
S
E

>>84045267
Shit, you got me.

Why is it okay to make fun of male virgins but not female virgins?

>>84047749
That's kind of funny.

>>84045968
I must say I think you nailed that.

>>84043781

Quick! Pretend I find these humorous so people don't suspect they all directly apply to me!

>>84046088
Wow, this actually put my paranoia into perspective for me for the first time

>>84044811
virgins don't drive

>>84047816
GTFO
T
F
O

>>84045454
Anyone have the dylan roof edit?

>>84043667
To actually reply to your fucking question OP, Moscow, Belgium fits this description

>>84046088
I remember him he was awkward and nervous

>>84048468
And he smelled bad too

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>>84046088
except not only do people notice you if you are weird, they will talk about it to their friends later like its a seinfeld episode or even take a stealth pic of you on their phone to post on reddit or 4chinz so hundreds of people can laugh at you

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>>84044890
the joke is that the virgin description just describes more normal human beings to some degree you fucking idiot. or do you think that chads actually do those things too? its a JOKE

>>84048809
lolno

>>84044284
Not as side splitting as the chad sprinkle

>>84048809
spotted the virgin. I bet you say "excuse me" when you squeeze by someone in an aisle seat. loser

>>84049577
are you actually implying that something like tipping the front desk attendant at my gym is strange behavior? this isnt europe you idiot