>They say two wrongs don't make a right. Thing is, three

>it's a dog eat dog world out there, Ray, ans guess what? I'm the fucking Chinaman

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>>84028776
Sounds like something Kendrick Lamar would write

>They say waste not want not. Well I just wasted a nigger, Ray, and I sure didn’t want his bike

Are these actual quotes from Season 2 or are people just making them up?

>my old man used to say "ask and you shall recieve". Guess what Ray? I've been asking my whole life, and all I've recieved is a couple of blow jobs from sailors. Caspere knew this

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>>84029001
>>84029022

...

one of /tv/'s better memes to be honest

>Money is the root of all evil, Ray, and that root is pushing up the the cement of the sidewalk outside my house. And now I have to repave the entire damn thing.

>>84029014

No one really knows. It's like blueballs in your heart

>it's a dog eat dog world out there, Ray, ans guess what? I'm fucking the Chinaman

>>84028776
They say two wrongs don't make a right but two Wongs make a Chinaman. And I'm the fucking dog.

>It's a "ask and you shall receive" world out there Ray, and guess what? I'm fucking the dog.

>people that deserve the Nobel Prize for Literature more than Bob Dylan:

>>84029138

>>84028776
Best /tv/ meme right there.

>>84029138

two Wongs don't make a white

>>84029289
You stole that from American Dad

hang your head in shame

>>84029317

AD is bredy gud

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>>84029014
He said the one in OP for sure in Episode 4. Dunno about the rest. My favorite of his:

>Woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Ray, I fell asleep on the right side of the floor next to the bed.

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>they say it was easy as a piece of cake. thing is ray, im on a ketogenic diet and i can't have any unless it was made with almond flour, caspere knew this.

>>84029049
why is she vibrating

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>write post that makes me laff
>get no (yous)
>think im not funny
>tfw

everytime

>See, thing is I'm a Chinaman, Ray, I stood in front of a tank for 10 fucking years and I wan't my fucking dog.

>They say everyone has their 15 minutes of fame, Ray. Well my audition's in 5 and I slept in

>a broken clock is right twice a day. Well Ray, there are no clocks in my house only broken dreams

>They say life is like a box of chocolates, Ray. Thing is; I'm lactose intolerant and I don't see anyone offering me any gummy bears

>They say what goes around comes around, Ray. What they don't know is I'm a fucking boomerang

>They say life finds a way. Well you're my whole life, Ray, and you found me

>Neil Armstrong said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind". Well I've got moon rocks up my ass and I'm not walking, I'm running

>They say it's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up again. Well I fell out of my crib as a baby and I've been crawling ever since.

Freud said every man wants to sleep with his mother. Well I was raised by the streets, Ray, and you're the condom

>No one ever said lying was easy. If they did they were lying

>>They say beggars can't be choosers. Well when I was a kid I got raped by a hobo and he sure chose me

>When I was a kid my parents told me to follow my dreams. That's why I don't sleep, Ray because I can't risk them following me.

>>84029418
OP here, and nope I thought of that myself

>They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but he can't cure what I got anyway

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>Some people, Raymond, they never touch a drop of water, still get hung out to dry. Caspere knew this, and they strung him up on a fucking clothesline... Tell you one thing, Ray, I may be soaking wet, but I ain't got no intention of ending up at the fucking dry-cleaner.

What was the one about not eating even when you're hungry?

>>84029928

Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.

fucking almonds

>>84029962
Thanks.

>There's a small cafe near my place, Ray. I've driven by that joint every day for the past 20 years. Then one day I decide to walk in, and you know what I realize? It's a fucking hardware store. Caspere knew this.

>>84029014
The fact that you can't tell the difference shows how pretentious season 2's writing was.

Took me nine months to build this casino, Ray. It was like I was giving birth to this concrete baby. I learned early on, it isn't about how hard you push, it's about the skill of the doctor. That's why I had Caspere there. He was my midwife, Raymond, and now he's disappeared and all I've got left is this miscarriage and an umbilical cord I can't sever. I need you to find him, Ray, and make him finish this delivery.

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this is the best meme ive never known about.

>>84029458
sorry i have no idea what im doing with gif creation...

They say you gotta break an egg to make an omelette. Well guess what Ray, we're all out of eggs and I'm making waffles.

>You think I would just do that, Ray? Beat my girl within an inch of her life? Never, Raymond. Only time I ever raised my hand to a woman was at a Nancy Sinatra concert, and you best believe I raised them both.

>>84030083
I laughed at this one for about 4 minutes, excellent work, i'd upvote it if I could

>I never lost my keys, Ray. Never even had a fucking keychain.

>They say that every man comes to a fork in the road - problem is I'm eating some fucking soup and don't need a fucking fork. Caspere knew this.

>They say hes a man of his word. Well I'm a fucking dictionary Ray, with half the pages torn out.

>You know how a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush? Well Ray, I'm the bird, and I just set the bush on fire

>tfw have been trying to come up with a line for the last 15 minutes
I can't join in on the /tv/ memes ;_;
feels bad man.jpeg

>>84031265
They say hes a man of his word. Well I'm a fucking dictionary Ray, but it's in Chinese, and I don't speak chink

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>When I was in Vegas I kept telling the dealer 'hit me... hit me...'. Then he says I'm down $2000. I say I might be down $2000 but I'm up 53 and tell him to hit me again.

man these just crack me up , these lines are way better than season 2

Ray posting was ahead of its time. Not fully appreciated by low iq /tv/ morons who couldn't understand it. It was too good for us.

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>>84031778

I dont care what /tv/ says season 2 was original and ambitious. Season 1 was just pure derivative pandering to that specific website, with no artistic value

>>84031940
Nah it's not that people didn't understand Rayposting it's that it's hard to make a good Raypost and so it was an enjoyable but inaccessible meme for a lot of posters.

>>84030083
kek

I just wanna say this thread made me chuckle, you're all great.

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>I always saw a difference between a whore and a pimp. A whore can still have integrity.

>>84028830
The GOAT Vincepost.

>It takes two to tango and I'm tap dancing like the fat kid at the prom over here

>>84028776
Imagine being Colin Farrell in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vince Vaughn, you fuckin' eloquent, all sage with your elaborate vocabulary and horrific pretentious analogies. I would totally be shaken by your rethoric, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is shoot another scene with Rachel McAdams. Like seriously imagine having to be Colin and not only stand in that pier while Vince Vaughn flaunts his stilted solliloquy in front of you, the emotionless delivery barely concealing the excesive verbose and lack of pathos, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that monologue. Not only having to tolerate his grating fucking deliberate pauses but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VINCE VAUGHN VAN DELIVER DIALOGUE LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his droopy mouth conjure awkward declamations you didn't even think were possible before that day. You've been acting opposite nothing but a healthy diet of Al Pacinos, Tom Cruises and later alleged Ben Afflecks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Ireland. You've never even seen anything this fucking bad before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his wrinkled forehead as he frowns menacingly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "subdued (for that is what he calls himself)" performance, the performance he worked so hard for with personal acting coaches in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could outact the shit out of Vaughn before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Colin. You're not going to lose your future Harry Potter career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84035758
Thank you

>They say when it rains, it pours. Yet look at my glass-still empty.

One time, I was fuckin this girl. She told me to pull out. I came inside her. She flipped out..she said "I told you to pull out out!" I said "Yeah...but you didn't
say I couldn't cum first."

Think about that.

more please

>>84029760
underrated

The bard once said, "the fault dear brutis is not in the stars, but in ourselves." Wtf Ray! You dont know your shakespeare? Casper knew this. But apparently the reference went over your fucking head! Well schools in session and I'm the fucking perverted and awkward english teacher. Btw ray do you have an almond? Im starving.

>>84029895
>they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, well gues what Rey? They also say an apple doesnt fal far from the tree. And you know what? Your the fucking apple and im a doctor and a tree.

I went to my ex's baby shower last month and kept asking everyone, "Where's the baby? Where's the baby?" They all looked at me like I was nuts. Well, guess what, Ray. It turns out the baby was me, and I still have a lot of growing up to do.

>>84038722
Dubs and lold

>They say the penis mightier than the sword, Ray. Well, I'm an HP Power InkJet XXX40000.

>MLK once said he had a dream. Thing is we all have dreams, Ray, and mine doesn't involve a dead nigger on a balcony.

>>84028776
Kek that's a good one

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>99 bottles of beer on the wall, Ray. You take one down, pass it around, what do you have? 98 beers? No Ray you have socialism. And I don't deal with communists.

>They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well, Ray, I've always felt like a pineapple.

>>84029069
if only the average IQ were higher here...

>A lot of Americans are of Irish descent you know, Ray. That's why I don't joke with them, because you can't take the mick out of 'em.

>Life is a lot like a game of chess, Ray. They all end up in the same box but BLACKS DON'T GET TO GO FIRST.

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>>84029760

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>>84029760

They say when it rains, it pours. Well, I put my glass outside half an hour ago and it's still half empty. Even with the world giving me water, it's still NEVER ENOUGH!

Caspere knew this.

>>84038010
>>84039225
>>84039330
I don't get it

>They say you can't always get what you want, Ray. But when you try sometimes you get what you need. Not me, Ray. I always get what I want and I NEED you to understand that.

>They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But I voted for Al fucking Gore.

Frankposting is good.

I also miss Goodfriendposting.

Ray, they say if wishes were horses then beggars would ride. Well I wished upon a star and now my goose is cooked.

>>84038897
fucking lel

>>84039117
gas all nonwhites and non-Asians, and Wala!

>They say all men are created equal. But Im a genetic freak, Ray. And I'm not normal

>>84029138
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

>They say men are born in diapers and men die in diapers. Well I never stopped wearing diapers Ray, but you are still going to have to clean up my shit. Caspere knew this

Glass half empty? Glass half full? See it doesn't matter Ray cause that glass is upside down and we're all trapped inside it. Caspere knew this.

>They say no two people in the world are exactly the same, Ray. Well I got 3 different people inside me, and they're all exactly the same.

>They say there's two sides to every story. Well guess what Ray? I can't read and I'm a triangle.

>>84029420
that's not how keto works dumbass

>They say when in Rome do as the Romans do. But you know what Ray? I've never even been to Italy, and I've just dropped all my spaghetti

>>84028776
this, raimiposting and sharktank memes are the holy trinity

>They say the thing about streetfights, Ray, is the street always wins. So any chump hanging out on the sidewalk had better look both ways before crossing me.

>>84041731
>They say when in Rome do as the Romans do. Problem is I've been on /tv/ for awhile now and I don't see any patricians around.

>>84041689
Geometry. Caspere knew this.

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>>84041793

>>84030083
Kek

>>84041575
That legit sounds like a quote

>why did the chicken cross the road ray? It didn't cause I am the road and no one crosses me

>>84029317
American Dad stole it from an Abercrombie t-shirt. It was a graphic of a fake Chinese dry cleaning shop with the slogan "Two Wongs can make it white"

>>84029089
Saved

>you gotta be unpredictable in this world to survive, Ray. Just look at me. When life gives me lemons, I don't make lemonade, I meme fucking orange juice

>>84042829
omfg kek

>>84030311

Kek

>>84035758
kek

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>>84035758
>VINCE VAUGHN VAN DELIVER

>>84029503
i too kniw this feel. Think of it this way though, how many times do you reply just for laughing?

>There are two kinds of people in this world, Ray, me and everybody else. Well I see you alright but I don't see any Franks anywhere.

Friends of mine used to tell me a joke. He would say why did the kid throw butter outside. I never knew the answer so I asked, and he said he wanted to see butterfly. I tried to do the same thing to see if it was true, but the butter just fell to the ground, lifeless. It wasn't until I found out I was using margarine. You know what I'm saying, Ray?

These are hard to come up with

>>84042644
Oh wow kek

>>84028776
>My old man used to tell me it's a dog eat dog world out there, Ray. Guess what Raymond? Now, I'm the doggy dog

>Some people's lives are one step forwards, two steps back. But me I'm playing fucking hopscotch over here.

>>84028961
No it doesn't faggot

>>84044051
braap

>They say the early bird gets the worm, Ray. Thing is, I got the worm, it was at the bottom of a bottle of tequila.

Most confusing show ever .I still don't know who Caspere was, and what he knew.

>>84044051
Yes it does. Kendrick Lamar's lyrics are like Jayden Smith's Twitter feed.

>>84041706
http://www.ketogenic-diet-resource.com/baking-with-almond-flour.html

>Every dog gets his day Ray, but this big dog gets a whole fucking week.

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>When I was younger, my uncle Rick took me to the batting cages every two weeks or so. I feel like I'm in the batting cages now, but someone's locked me in the cage and taken my bat. The only question left is, do I catch the balls, or do I dodge them?

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>>84029794

>>84029678
I'm too drunk for this shit.

>>84031527
iktfb

try searching for colloquial expressions or proverbs and modifying them, might help

e.g.
>They say "Fortune favours the bold", but guess what, Ray, I'm not bold, I don't even have Word, I can't even turn on my computer. Caspere knew this

They say not to put all your eggs in one basket. Well Ray, I put my eggs in a bowl, and I like them scrambled. Caspere knew this.

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>>84035758
lel

>>84045496
>every "dopey yet handsome" 90's guy looks like complete shit now

pretty sad tbqh

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>>84043231
dohohohoho

>>84029107
Lmao this is something pizzalatte would writw

>>84045728
that was truly awful

>>84030083
stop adding 'caspere knew this' to actual solid vinceposts, you're ruining them

>>84046620
I agree that it didn't fit for that one, but when it's put in the right spot it can enhance the vincepost

>They say you can't judge a book by it's cover. Well Ray, I own a lifetime membership to a book-club down Chinatown. Can't even read a word of that shit.

>>84028776
What hot new meme is this friends?

>>84029138
Fucking died holy shit. Still laughing as I type.

>>84044665
Boo boo

>they say I lie like a dog, but y'know what ray? my mom always told me to let sleeping dogs lie and i'm rip van fucking winkle

>Bart Simpson said Libya is a land of contrasts. Me? I'm living in grayscale and this fucking amateur is cranking up the ISO

>>84028776
>They say two wrongs don't make a right
But 2 negatives make a positive

>>84043231
Got me

>>84029138
underrated post

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>My old man used to say: dogs only eat dog food. My wife was a real dog amd she ate me alive. I learned a lot from the triads, turned that bitch into chow mein. You know what they say, it's a chink eat dog world out there.

Ray, there are nights when I think that Sal Paradise was right. Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together. Caspere knew this.

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>They say you can't have it both ways but y'know what ray? You tell those motherfuckers I've had some threeways.

>I've never seen true detective

>>84043231
Kek

>>84028776
>>84048502
Vince Vaughn is 1/4 sandnigger according to his Wikipedia

>My wife asked me to come to bed last night. I asked 'what's in it for me'? She argued the usual, pussy, blah blah - you know. I took out my wallet and gave her a hundred. 'Pay me', I said to her. She gave me the bill. I scoffed. 'Is this all I'm worth to you?' I gave her another hundred. She payed, but it still wasn't enough. 'There's still one thing you can pay me with...' I said as I puckered my pink lips into the shape and texture of an asshole. And so, just like that, I fucked her ass. Poor girl never was good with money. You hear what I'm saying, Ray?

They want to have their cake and eat it too, Ray. I don't see why that's an unreasonable expectation for some people. You give me cake and I'm going to fucking hoof it down, birthday or not. You get upset because I ate my cake? That's on you, pal.

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> At a bar the other night and a chick sidled up to me and said I was as cute as a button. She must be a True Detective like us, Ray. How else did she know that I'm full of fuckin' holes?

>Someone once suggested my bark is worse than my bite. Well Ray, I've got lignophagia and both go hand in hand.

The greatest illusion the Devil ever pulled was making the world think he disappeared, Ray.

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>>84029503
So be funny faggot

Season 2 > 1.

Season 1 could've been summed up in 4-5 episodes if they had cut the WUT IZ REALITY shit out. Season 2 was 100% business.

J

>>84029760
holy kek

>My old man used to tell me, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Well you know what Ray? I've got no hands.

>They always say, Ray, you gotta step up to the plate. Well I'm going to leave mine at the table.

>Some are born into greatness. Some achieve greatness. And some have greatness thrust upon them. As for me? I bought my greatness at a department store, and I'm still paying it off.

What season was this from?

>You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, Ray, thing is I'm no chef.

>i hear there are plenty of fish in the sea but i'm all out of bait and prefer to swim in a pool

>only way I'm gonna die is with a glock in my hand and a popsicle up my ass, Ray. If I'm gonna get fucked, I gotta keep cool.

>>84028776

>What are you gonna do Ray? Stab me?

>>84044051
>They say you ain't a winner unless you at the top but I was a winner when I was at the bottom

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>>84053224
Fuck me, this one got me.

>they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks and well, that might be true for some but as my pops always reminded me every night before bed, with liquor on his breath and the cigarette's stain framing his dirt-ridden fingernails,"francis, you're allergic to dogs"

>time to put your mouth where our balls are

>>84053308
>what color is a mirror?

- Kendrick Lamar

>They say "The early bird catches the worm. Well, Ray, I'm the fucking cat and I've been waiting for my breakfast all night.

>>84053812
damn...

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>You know something, Ray? They tell us it's a hard knock life, but maybe someday, maybe real soon, maybe tomorrow, I'll be the one who knocks

>>84053812
woah man

>>84029089
That could actually work in the show.

>>84053812
Like green-ish

>>84045303
Caspere was the dead guy in episode 1. Caspere knew this.

>>84029096
Fuck, that was a real one, wasn't it? I just don't know anymore.

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>>84028776
>three rights make a left

>>84054275
kek

>>84028776
>Melt in your mouth, not your hands; that's what they always say about M&M's. Then when you finally decide to try you realize you've been holding on to fucking skittles your entire life. You understand me, Ray? Caspere knew this.

>>84042806
wtf i love abercrombie now

>>84052705
It was the second half of season 4 and first half of season 5

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>When I was in highschool there was this kid named Johnny, every day without fail, I swear Ray, he'd wet himself. Fucking everybody, including me, made fun of him. Until three days before graduation the janitor found him winging from the rafters in the gym, and wall to wall were mason jars filled with urine. Truth is Ray, I've been pissing my pants ever since."

Was this supposed to be good?

>>84046429
he doesn't look that bad for 47
it's just a bad pic

>Don't try to pull any bullshit on me Ray. I was raised by the streets. I can read you like the back of my book.

>My old man used to tell me you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Well I teach myself new things all the time. Because I'm not a god damn dog. Never forget that Ray.

>they used to say live and let live, casper knew this, casper knew this. But in this ever changing world we live in. You got to give it a try. Duhdaduh. to live and let die. You know what im saying Ray?

a bump bump aaaaaaa

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>>84045358

Then it would be more like;

>they say two wrongs don't make a right, but our eyes see through the windows of our tree's nightmares

Or some other mentally ill bullshit.

>>84031975
>Season 1 was just pure derivative pandering to that specific website
I know this was posted 3/4 of a day ago but
What website?

>There's no coming back from my situation, Ray. They say if you get knocked down, you should keep getting back up. But you know what? The street I'm getting knocked into isn't made of concrete, it's made of the fucking sky.

>>84049486
Lolling inside

>>84042806
You think because you knew about a faggot Abercrombie shirt Ad just HAD to steal from it but in reality all you've done is confirmed that you're a faggot

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>>84043231
PFHHAHHA

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>>84035758

>>84035758
amazing

>>84058749
r*ddit obviously. its the only website we talk about.

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Vinceposting is funny but some of these posts acting like you need high iq to get them are cringe hall of fame level stuff.

>>84059974
That's the thing anon you don't need high iq to get them, they're just mindlessly derivative 'quotes' matching the 2deep4u writing of season 2.

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>>84040328

>>84047858
not if you add them together

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>Let me enlighten you on something here, Ray. When I was in my 20s I used to have an old black lab - cocker mix. His name was Ralphy. I loved that dog, Ray. At the time I felt that his presence centered me, kept my head screwed on straight. Every day we'd walk down to Johnny's Roasted Sandwich shop, you know the one down on 4th and Rosewood, and every day as we traversed these mean streets in pursuit of lunch meats I saw an angle. A real fucking beauty, Ray, the kind your moms always told you stay away from. Ten outta ten, a rare breed. One of these days during our walk my goddess approaches complimenting me on my companion. In that moment Ralphy was the best friend I could have ever asked for and more. He was a pussy magnet but this catch was one for the record books. She joined us for lunch and we flirted all afternoon over a 12" spicy meatball and coffee. The next thing I knew I was unclothed in her apartment. It was straight midnight, the owls were squawking like swordfish. She was radiant, Ray. My heart almost gave out in anticipation. Just the way the light illuminated her bare chest was enough to make me die and go to heaven. Slowly stripping her clothes were melting off her body and before me she laid bare in entirety. Well Ray in this moment it hits me like fuckin' Cassius Clay on an overcast Autumn day. She had a dick Ray! A fucking tranny! Well life can really fuck you over sometimes, buddy. All your best laid plans and hopes and dreams: all shit. Caspere knew this. I couldn't sit down for a week.

>>84028776
>What is a ghost, if not a half-baked spook, Estragon?
>Indubitably, the cashmere cat in the bag?
>Mayhap a god who is asleep.
>They are but worms in this rotten cherry impaled on a bottled ship's broken mast.
*audience erupts in existential dread*

>Ray, they say if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
>Those are some nice shoes, Ray.

>>84056484
woah bad

They say actions speak louder than words but I've never had great hearing ray

>Ball is in your court ray unfortunately for us I'm more of a soccer player

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>>84060931
>You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball Ray. O'Houlihan knew this...

>They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But I'm using a typewriter, Ray, and I just ran outta ink.

Does anyone have the image where Martin is saying something to Rust like "well, it looks like we really got to be True Detectives."

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what they dont tell you you about frank posting is that you miss it when its gone.
well you know what? I've been gone and the only thing I miss now is bushmills and an ice cube.

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>Anons posting dozens of frankposts I've come up with in other threads before
Is there a better feel?

>>84061027
he looks like he makes youtube videos about SCART cables

>>84029703
actually good. just cute enough to make me respond. keep it up.

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>>84035758

this was the longest thing I ever have read here and it was entirely worth it kek

>Whenever I get an itch in my balls I like to put a mirror to them. Really see what I am feeling. Maybe this time I give the mirror to you... Show me what I'm missing. I'll be in front font row. Cheering you on... Dont you fucking forget that, Ray.

>I've always been a football fan, Ray. But lately I've been buying so many fucking game tickets I don't know which team I'm supporting any more... Its like I'm halfway between the stadium and a television set... And thats a place where you don't get to pick and choose. Caspere knew this.

>They say you never had the makings of a varsity athlete, Ray, but I told them it wasn't true. Thing is, I came here to break balls and bring you your shine box, but I'm all out of gabagool.

>Open on an overhead shot of a cemetary
>V.O from Frank
>Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live, and as far as I go, Im a walking graveyard.

My professor told me that social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex. But between you and me Ray, real progress is measured by female sex positions. Caspere knew this.

>Never do anything out of hunger, not even eating

>You know Ray, I'm always hearing people tell me "that ship has sailed", and they may be right, but thing is they don't know I've got a plane ticket

>>84062253
hahahahaha

>>84029138
Thank you

>>84029503
Caspere knew this.

>>84029138
lol

>>84029922
Deserves a (you) for the dubs at least [\spoiler]

>>84035758
My friend

My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized? They're fucking feet.

>>84028776
>Spare me the sententious talk. It's picayune and unctious.

>I've built the life I want, and I'm tired of looking for legos.

>>84046511
Early bird catches the worm, right? Well, from where I'm standing, Ray, it's just a plumper dish for the night owl.

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>There's something I learned over the years. Life's a game of chess, Ray, and you know what? You just landed on my hotel. King me.

>>84039670
make a thread m8

>>84062751
Heh

>>84029138
This is stupider than the meme is supposed to be but damn

>>84029138
this post gave me a neurological disorder.

>>84039117
Reddit please go

>>84040210
/pol/ please go

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>>84029760

>>84031940
>pretending to be elitist on a Balinese manicure forum

Wew lad, maybe reddit is more your speed

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>vinceposting is back

Thank you for these keks, /tv/

>>84028776

Caspere knew this

>>84055507
Fucking kek

>They say you can't polish a turd, but I just had Irish beer and Taco Bell, and that fuckin' pot of gold is shining, Ray

>>84031778
kek'd hard

THE

WAR

WAS

LOST

>>84029138
lol

>>84029014
> mfw too dumb for Vince posting

>>84031992
the worst rayposting is better than most other /tv/ memes

> They say a man who goes through an airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok. Well guess what, Ray, i've been going to bed with an itchy butt for 20 years but nerver once woke up with smelly fingers.

J

>>84029138
overrated

>>84059273
>>84042806
>>84029317
>>84029289

What you underage Seth McFarlane butt sniffing faggots fail to realize is it's actually a reference to a character and his laundromat from Grand Theft Auto 3

>>84066610
it's so easy though. Just take a popular saying and the rest comes naturally

>People like you are a dime a dozen Ray, but all I've got left in my wallet is a nickel and a twenty

>>84068773
>Heh, and they say people can't change

>>84029014
I thought it was like Raimi posting where people made the stuff up, but a good chunk of this nonsense is actually used in the show.

>They say you should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry. The truth of it is though, I'm fucking starving and you're a half-price pizza supreme.

>They say you shouldn't shit where you eat. Well, guess what, Ray? I live in a port-o-potty and I sure as hell ain't got no fucking dining room

>>84060647
lmao

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>>84029138
>>84029760
>>84030311
>>84038897
>>84042644
>>84043231
these are amazing

>>84039012
kek

>>84043231
My fucking sides

>they say you should strike while the iron is hot. Well you know what Ray? I strike whenever I please because I'm a damn good bowler.

My father used to beat me as a child. Did you know that, Ray? He'd take his shoes off in the evening when he got home from work and would beat me with whatever one he took off first. As a kid, I still loved my father though. Respected him too. It wasn't until I bought my first pair of shoes that I realized my pops had no sole.

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>>84043231

Quality

Ray, in this world there are sheep, and there are wolves, and the only thing you gotta worry about is which one you're gonna be when the avalanche hits

They say the eyes are windows to the soul. That's why I wear my sunglasses at night.

>>84028776
>They say a dove's never hatched from a crow's egg, Ray, but my wife's infertile and I my desert eagle shoots blanks.

Ray I once heard if you treat a whore like a princess and a princess like a whore they'll love you forever, but I'm all out of women.

>>84062253

Chuckled.

>>84071378
Fucking gold

>My old man always used to say, it takes two to tango. Well guess what Ray. I'm doing the macarena.

Ray you ever heard that song knock three times on the pipe if you love me? Well I'm ah pipe wieldin niggah and I hate odd numbers...

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>They say the house always wins in the end, Ray. But I'm the one payin the fuckin mortgage.

>>84028961
>>84044051
Both of you kill yourselves for even listening to that shit in the first place, and do it right fucking now.

How do you get intelligent enough to frankpost? I don't even know where to begin.

>thing is

no, the point of this meme isn't to always use this phrase

>>84041782
These three are very quality indeed.

>>84029138
shit joke desu

>>84071909
kek

The doctor told me ray, treat your body like a temple but I treat mine like an old honky tonk that's why the finger s up my ass

>Don't count your chickens before they hatch? Well I'm impatient so I cut the damn chicken open and took a look myself. Turns out I had a fucking rooster Rey, Caspere knew this!

>>84029794
severely underrated

>They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

>But they don't realize I'm about to commit insurance fraud, Ray. They're fucking dumbass's.

>>84029503
Just reply to yourself and sell your joke like everyone else. You gotta play the game. Caspere knew this.

>>84072136
lol

>They say there's plenty of fish in the sea huh?Well I'm a million miles away from the sea as the crow flies and get this, I'm a damn chicken Rey. It's fight or flight and I'm stuck on the fucking ground

every quote that contains "caspere knew this" is awful

I once met a girl with a thing for big dicks, well the things is Ray I'm short and sweet and hard to beat. I don't lose my fights

>>84072262
I don't get why it's part of the meme. It's not even said in the show.

>>84072320
It's been to long.. like 3 years long.
I think I could have explained it back then

>>84061261
>frankposting
>not vinceposting
You outed yourself. Nice try, but not nice enough.

We're killing ourselves every day, the thing is Ray ive got a shotgun so I'm about to make a hell of a mess

>>84066348
>>84066365
>>84066377
>>84066396
Nice.

>>84031940
>>84031992
Anyone have a Ray post? I only remember Vinceposting.

I hear Ray the Lord's my Shepard but my dicks in no sheep and the wolf's part needs filled

Shame that Vinceposting was the only good thing to come out of TDs2

>>84072903
I actually liked it quite a bit.

Vince's death was a pretty good sequence at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt67YwRx1T8

I'm ashamed to admit this, but I knew a group of skinheads when I was younger, Ray. They'd go on and on about how Hitler did nothing wrong. I'd listen to this shit every time I was around them, and all I could think of was, "How'd he flunk out of art school if he was so fucking perfect?"

Take it from me, Ray. You don't wanna be like Hitler. Stay away from those liberal arts colleges.

>>84053308
that's what she said

>I've never been one to beat around the bush, Ray.

>But as long as its a nigger, I don't care where the fuck I kick his ass.

>The proof is in the pudding huh? Well this is a giant bowl of blood pudding and I'm a fucking vampire Rey.

They say every dog has in day, well I'm in heat Ray and you just walked me to the park

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>>84035758
Fuck. This thread is amazing!