Hey Jamie pull up that video of me checking out the man

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Joe Rogan. Lemme tell you a littlle something about ass, Joe Rogan. So I was up in Little Italy getting me a primo capicola from the butcher down on 16th street. You know Manny's shop? I tell you, Joe Rogan, the man knows how to slice a beast something tasty. So I was in the shop and a big fella must'a been at least two thousand pounds comes out of the back. Joe Rogan, I shit you not he was waddling like a penguin on hot concrete. So he's looking at me sweating like he dropped a load in the sauna and I says to the guy, "What the hell ya lookin' at, Grimmace?" You know Grimmace, Joe Rogan? You know the purple bastard on McDondald's? Can you fuckin' believe they got them artisan sandwiches now what the fuck is that? I don't see no paint. Sos this guy coughs something fierce and and it starts smelling something fierce. This guy shit right there on the floor and Manny ran out the back. I couldn't tell, but my senses just triggered. A shit pile wider than a New York sewer lip was crammed full of bricks of cocaine. You know me, Joe Rogan, I ain't passing up something like that. I did a line right there on my capicola and got the fuck out of dodge to go meet James Earl Jones for drinks at Trump Tower. Can you fuckin' believe that Joe Rogen?