ITT: Post the worst and most ridiculous movie ideas you can come

>>84009320
The inspirational story of a man who licks women's faces to raise money for a good cause.

>>84009320
every actor in the world is killed but idris elba, he now must fulfill peoples demand for entertainment and star in every role there is.
eventually he cracks due to pressure and starts killing off directors so he never have to star in a movie again.

>>84009320
A white man quits his job to spread the gospel of the BBC.

>>84009320
Olivia Munn on the right?

>>84009320
A Star Wars sequel that basically shittily copies another one and no one will ever find out

A hitman with a split personality is hired to kill himself.

Adam Sandler plays a hair dryer that thinks it's a dog. By the end of the movie after Sandler thwarts a terrorist attack on the small town the family and the whole community embrace this hair dryer as their communal dog.

>>84009471
lel

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>>84009320
I get a gf

>>84009320

Black people have a house party

>>84009471
Something similar happened in American Dad. One of Roger's personas ordered a hit on Roger.

>Sam Raimi's Holocaust: The Movie
A 90 minute long single steadicam take of Tobey Maguire walking through the Berlin Holocaust museum in which Tobey starts with slight chuckles and ends with crazy laughing fits as he looks at pictures in the museum.

>>84009320
A story of a /pol/ack who loses weight, gains height, showers, gets a haircut, finally steps outside of his mothers house, gets a job and realizes that it wasn't the Jews holding him back, but himself.

Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports

They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.

After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.

1/2

>>84009320
A story about a liberal who admits they are wrong about literally anything.

>>84009433
I can see this being a post-ironic meme movie like Kung Fury.

>>84009610
James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.

In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.

2/2

>>84009433
I would actually find it difficult to believe that this doesn't exist in some form.

A pair of buddy cops engage in a big shootout that causes many deaths and a lot of collateral damage. That's the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

The rest of the movie are those two guys having to deal with the mountains of paperwork and legal investigation afterwards.

>>84009581
>twist: the /pol/ack is revealed to be jewish

>>84009320
Rich elite throw clandestine pedo parties in space to escape legal issues. Detective goes undercover to break it up.

Two childhood friends play wacky pranks on each other with hilarious results.

Until a prank gone wrong kills one of them and the other one spirals into insanity as he attempts to cover it up.

A man must keep a secret in a world where everyone can read your mind.

>>84009798
directed by M night shayaalamadingdong

>>84009773
Two childhood friends play wacky pranks on each other but things get awkward when another friend points out that "sucking each other's dicks" doesn't really count as a prank.

>>84009320

The Rock & Chloe star in.. THE WRASSLER.
a story of a super hot sexy woman (Chloe) who decides to become a wrestler, only to be mocked by her trainers and other females competing for the same spot.
Crying her eyes out she is seen by an old retired wrestler "The Boulder"
who trains her AND teaches her how to be a mean backstabbing bitch who'll gossip on everybody if it means getting a step higher on the ladder.

The Rock will of course wear a grey beard and participate in the final Tag Match when her partner is knocked out.

A man is accidentally teleported to the Pornoverse, a sex-based parallel dimension, by a scientist longing for a world where things don't revolve around sex.

After enjoying its perks for a while, the protagonist realizes he needs to return home and joins forces with the scientist to retrieve the teleporter from an underground sex club in Japan guarded by a tentacle rape monster.

>>84009461
Not at all

>>84009320
Modern Breakfast Club remake

>>84009773
>but then we find out his death was actually a prank!

>>84010078

>The chick is sad cuz she's gay
>The jock is a chad who's angry cuz he's bi-sexual
>The nerd is a transgender trap
>the ugly girl always felt she should have been born black
>the tough guy is put there because he didn't respect his pronouns

fuck this generation.

>>84010139
>Then he kills the friend for real for getting rused

>>84010186
>OR DOES HE

A man is on a quest to find a woman who'll accept him and his micro penis

emojis have their own world like wreck it ralph videogame wordl shit

oh wait

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Modern day San Francisco.
High school, your average looser Jake struggles to get himself noticed by his long time crush Sally, and even his best fat friend Mike seems to get action from time to time.
Don't help matters that Sally's current boyfriend Thad belittles and bullies him when nobody sees, running counter with his quarterback with a heart of gold image. But one day, everything is turned topsy turvy when a giant Aztec looking monolith of a ruin rises up from the ground as if by magic, trapping them along with the rest of their class inside, seemingly with no way out.
To survive, they'll need to learn to stick together, work as a team, and climb. But watch out for the traps, but not least the snakes, because this is SNAKES & LADDERS.

>>84009320
a documentary starring op and other retarded faceblind people who can't tell that a person looks the same and need to indulge themselves in retarded surgery and steroid conspiracies, because they can't believe that others might look like that without any help

>>84009723
so just a regular /pol/ack then?

>>84009320
A religious lesbian cult, who believes that God will purge all men and leave the earth to woman, some members think that they're the instrument in God's hands and start purging cities from men, murdering every single on of them. It's a gore movie with a lot of blood and murder and the main hero is a transgender girl who infiltrated the cult and trying to stop them.

>>84010407
Hi Megan, be my gf.

pls respond

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>>84009320
A genius 11 year-old lives with his little brother and mother who works as a waitress. In his freetime he likes to create rube goldberg machines and play chess. One night, he witnesses his next door neighbor and classmate being sexually abused by her stepfather. He calls child protective services, but finds out that his regions officer is the brother of the stepfather, who is also the police commissioner. Unable to rely on legal authorities, he devises an intricate plan to save her.
Unfortunately, before he can execute the plan himself, he is brought to the hospital because of a deadly brain tumor. His mother's best friend makes out with him before he dies. He entrusts his brother to pass on his notebook, which contains detailed instructions on how to murder the police commissioner and hide the evidence.
His mother is an expert marksman because she plays Gears of War everyday on her Xbox. After buying a sniper rifle, she lures the commissioner into her backyard, toward her dead son's treehouse. From the treehouse she aims her scope at him, but decides not to go through with killing him after activating a rube goldberg machine in the treehouse that unveils several baby photos of her son. As she exits the treehouse, she is confronted by the commissioner who threatens to call the police on her. She tells him she will contact the news and FBI.
The commissioner goes home and kills himself. The mother adopts his orphaned daughter. The end.

>>84009320
It genuinely baffles me what is so different about her face in the left picture that makes her so prettier than her face in the right picture.
It has got to do with something (around) her eyes but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>84010407
hey meg!

>>84013157
Cheek bones, also the eye can detect what is real and fake.

>>84010232
bravo nolan

Batman taking on Superman

>>84014251
unthinkable

>>84009320
Mia Isabella

>>84014598
and beating him, how about that

>>84009320
Middle aged genius billionaire playboy has a castle with a butler. Under a castle there is a cave with a peculiar wardrobe - all costumes resembles an image of a bat and have cute little ears on the head. Aforementioned gentleman dresses in those costumes each night and goes on the street punching people.This is considered extraordinary detective work. In order to punch rascals effectively our hero studied all martial arts in the world and crossfit. He is also a ninja. Now the ridiculous part: he also fights extradimensional beings, aliens and demigods without breaking a sweat. To help himself in these extraordinary endeavours he recruits skimpy dressed underage children.

Macbeth vs Hamlet

>>84009679
I'd actually watch this

>>84009581
This but it ends up in a massacre at the end.

>>84015364
Shakespeare cinematic universe anyone?

>>84015552
Don't let them get any ideas.

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Superpowered son doesnt save father because of CHARACTER GROWTH

>>84009555
Great episode

>>84009320
She kinda looks like that tranny Mia Isabella

>>84009472
Kek sounds like something Adam Jew Sandler would make

>>84009471
Kek well done

>>84009320
she looks like nu-olivia munn on the right

>>84009471
yeah, it was called looper.

>>84009472
not bad.

>>84009471
topkek

>>84010407
Did you like my flower, Megan?

I still love you.

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A Sloth Lord?

>>84017379
That guy was guy as fuck. Just celebritythirsty.

>>84009471
Id watch it

>>84009471
Has this actually never been done before?

An ancient eldrich horror laying dormant for millennia in the limestone bedrock of South florida is responsible for a maddening ailment that causes people to lose their minds. This isn't the plot to a movie, im being hunted by cultists, 90 percent of them are cuban wtf, send help!

>>84017743
How did you get involved with the cultists?

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A young man grows up with every opportunity to be a success and have a family, living out the American Dream, but through his own depression and lack of will throws it all away. He spends his days without any friends or a significant other on a website full of other like-minded people. He keeps telling himself one day it will get better, he might get a good job, a home, a wife, kids... but he knows that will never happen deep down. He has failed as a man and will die alone. At least he has his website and other activities in front of a screen as a form of escapism otherwise he'd have to come to this realization. But it still creeps up on him, especially as he is laying in bed at night, with nothing but his thoughts haunting him. What if my life was different?

Starring: Ryan Gosling

>>84017816
Craigslist and meth

>>84009320
>Beauty and the Breast

Belle, an independent and intelligent young woman known for her enchanting beauty won't let anything or anybody get her in way, but when a mysterious older woman with huge breasts comes to town she finds herself obsessed with the milky mammaries. As Belle struggles with self-esteem and her unnatural desire she finds herself distracted, disorientated, and reading less. Will she succumb to whims of the larger breasted woman, or remain true to herself and the future she has planned?

A guy gets in a car crash and wakes up in another body, but when he goes to sleep he wakes up in his old body. Every time he goes to sleep he switches back and forth between bodies. Both worlds tell him the other one is a dream and he has to figure out which is real.

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>>84009433
holy shit

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>>84009970
would watch

>>84019079
can you post the edited one?

>>84009459
it's not too different from regular neets blackedposting, maybe it could be 'based on true events' or even a documentary?

Two spies from North Korea come to New York and attempt to murder Seth Rogan and James Franco but mistakenly murder Jonah Hill and Matthew McConaughey.

They then ask for help fleeing the country from deep cover spy Dennis Rodman but accidentally wind up contacting Kayne West, who helps them anyway as they road trip across the USA to make it to their extraction point in Florida.

>>84019647

Holy fuck lol, that would legitimately be an amazing sequel to the interview

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>>84009320
Why Megan, why did you fuck yourself up

1st Place

>>84009471

2nd Place

>>84019647

Third place

>>84009433

One armed serial killer with murder weapon prothetics.

>>84009773
Your honor, in my defense, it was just a prank, bro.

>>84019647
that actually sounds better than The Interview

Adam Sadler finds a talking dog. They go on goody adventures, tradgey happens, Sadler loses his wife ect. Turns out the dog is a reincarnation of his father who Sadler lost as a child, deep heart to heart. plot twist, the reincarnations is actually one person, forced to live the existence of every living organism that has ever been until it reaches enlightenment and becomes God.

>>84018015
kek

Basically it's like Animal House but instead of the raunchy fraternities taking on the stuck-up snobs, it's a Transgender support group composed of the biggest anti-social, alcoholic hons taking on the progressive, all-inclusive, far more popular LGBT Support Group after finding out that they're being booted off the university campus due to their unruly behaviour.
Tagline: Sometimes being a woman takes a lot of balls.

>>84009471
That's the plot of Shadow of Chernobyl

A guy, two girls, and a hot dog stand.

I call it Weenie & The Buns.

>>84009320
Ewww what happened to her face

>>84009581
>I was my own jewish conspiracy
>I must gas the jewish parts of my mind, my weaknesses to transcend to a higher level of existence
>sprays himself with cologne
>opens eyes
>goes out and gets a white girlfriend
>the movie ends with him teaching his son how to build a table
fund it

>>84009773
The child who died haunts the other child with pranks that were set up months in advance.

>>84018273
This would actually be good.
the shamalan twist is neither are a dream, he is part of a cia mind control experiment

>>84022778
That's already a show.
It's called Awake.

>>84019647

lmao, i would actually like to see that

A raunchy rated r comedy based on the Watergate scandal starring James Franco and Seth Rogen as Woodward and Bernstein.

>>84009471
please, do something with this concept.

>>84009536
in an all white gated community neighborhood

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>>84009610
>>84009640

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A farmer (Hendricks) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Hendricks begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity.

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

>>84018273
8.5/10

Might steal.

>>84009679
I want this and I want a split screen that show the cops' faces and their hands doing the paperwork at the same time.

>>84010078
I can only imagine how soulless that film would be

Eddie Murphy plays Bill Cosby and a selection of side characters, including Cosby's accusers, in a drama played completely straight.

>>84013157
>eyes are caked in makeup
>hair in the left is a semi-loose ponytail, more volume compared to the right
>over contoured cheeks in the right, makes her face too too thin
there's bound to be more but those are the main ones that stick out to me

An aspiring filmmaker creates a short film that sets the whole world abuzz. He is then courted by a major studio who wants to harness his talents for capeshit. Yadda yadda MC has to make a choice between wealth and artistic freedom.

>>84009471
All these replies saying it's original and no one's noticed that you just uncovered the true meaning of the plot of Fight Club.

>>84009503
no bonus points for you

>>84009471
what would be a good ending for this movie

When a rich married couple go on a trip during Christmas, a gang of burglars plan to rob their house. Little do they know the wife's aborted fetus still haunts their home, and that the husband gained his riches from creating violent booby traps. Yes, it's "Home Alone" meets "Saw" in... "The Kid in the House". Some miracles come afterbirth.

>>84027018
Each personality leaves evidence of their existence but the person never makes the connection that they are the same people.
The hunter keeps futilely searching and the hunted forever flees in terror.

>>84019794

I would swap 2nd and 3rd place but i agree with this list

a movie about black people inventing the automobile

a movie about how Beethoven was actually black (there are people who actually believe this).

a Tim Burton remake of The Godfather

a Pixar movie about Black Lives Matter

Fidget Spinner: The Movie from the producers of Epic Movie and Date Movie

>>84027073
lovely idea for a horror comedy

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MC is white cis male

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>>84009723
So... The Believer?

>>84009320
An adaptation of a comic book

Seth Rogen and James Franco get high as navymen and cause the Gulf of Tonkin incident. Halfway through the movie turns into Highpocalypse Now, with Jay Baruchel as cpt. Willard and Danny McBride as Colonel Kurtz. Also starring Ken Jeong as Ho Chi minh.

>>84019647
10/10

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>>84028737
>Ken Jeong as Ho Chi Minh

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>84009320
Dude with short term amnesia sets evil traps for himself in the future, the future version of himself has to figure out clues and puzzles to save himself.
The story is split so it appears as though you're watching two dudes at the same time, but it's actually the same dude 2 weeks apart.

>>84013157
We are programmed to be attracted to youth.
Slightly chubby cheeks, wide eyes and happy eyebrows make her look younger and therefore more attractive.

>>84028983
I would watch that

A disturbed high school student brings a gun to school intending to shoot other people then kill himself

However, someone else had the same idea, blocking everyone in the cafeteria and firing shots into the air. Before the shooter can harm anyone, our protagonist uses his own gun to shoot him.

He is regarded as a hero by his local community and his life makes a complete turnaround, he is no longer suicidal and is no longer a reject, but he is haunted by the fact that he is just as guilty as the one who was shot

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>>84029071
Mang, this is an actual great idea.

a deaf hitman is hired to kill another hitman that's gone blind

>>84029071
wouldnt it be called into question why he had a gun at school

>>84029386
>the guy who hired him is mute
>he got the wrong directions

>>84019647
Audible kek

>>84029071
Actual want

>>84019647
fucking kek

>>84009320

Two assassins- one blind, one deaf- compete to kill the same target while playing a cat-and-mouse game of survival with one another. In the end neither is real, they are both delusions of a blind deaf-mute who is imagining them a metaphoric scenario to represent his own preparations for suicide

>>84029412

We assume it's set in America.

>>84029412
>I thought this kid was about to start some shit but I didn't think anyone would believe me/I was scared

>>84028770
That's a pretty good idea actually

A lesbian and a fag, both institutionalized and subjected to conversion therapy, fall in love with each other. Facing pressures, they start a relationship "pretending" to be each other's "beard", still pretending to be gays that are faking being straight to their queer friends while also grappling with the fact that they don't know if their love is real or because they rode the lightning.

>>84018273
This is a little bit like Julio Cortazar short story. Might be weak because you can't smell in your dreams, so he could figure it out quick.

>>84021116
toplel

Pamela Anderson v Natalie Portman

A sci-fi where intrepid scientists determine that in order to make time travel a reality, they actually have to develop space-time travel. And they do, developing a chamber that can swap it's contents with a time/place in space-time. Not having a true complete knowledge of the movement of the universe/galaxy, they can't really accurately plot where the end point will be, but test it nonetheless. By the end of the film, they make an attempt and discover the entire chamber is filled with biological material after the "swap", determining it to be filled with blood and cardiac muscle. They then have to reconcile that somewhere out there in time and space is some huge eldrich creature floating around that they inadvertently tore the heart out of.

>>84029810
Sounds like an 80's Stuart Gordon Lovecraft-like film. Good shit mang, would watch.

>>84029071
this is just taxi driver in high school. lemme guess, does he save the qt3.14 freshman from death?

>>84029310
Source? Wonder what he was thinking in his last seconds...

>>84009320
In a fictional country a wealthy businessman tries to run for president. He makes hillarious, racist, and untrue statements. The joke gets too far and he wins the presidency. The drama part come at this point where he fucks up the country in just about half year with his dumb decisions.

>>84028983
nice

>>84029934
*muffled AYYYYYYYYyyyyy.... in the distance*

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>>84009471
Essentially pic related

>>84029946
the tittle: Impeachment

>>84014251
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME

>>84029946
oh so its an alt history parody then?

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The original idea was for a game but it could easily be adapted to a movie:

>assassins creed
>MC is a young SS officer
>basically jews = templars which is funny because templars in ass creed games do exactly what jews do irl
>nazis = assassins which also totally makes sense considering their ways, especially as seen in Ass Creed Rogue
>Hitler, a former templar, suddenly joins the assassins and rebuilds the order in germany or he could've been an assassin all along, but in cover
>comes up with "the final solution to the templar cause and does pretty much the same templar wipeout that happened in the medieval, as we could see in Unity
>MC can parkour through 2 cities - Stalingrad, during the Stalingrad battles, and Berlin, and maybe a part of Warsaw, why not
>he experiences the massive nazi parades or see the historic moments such as red army rushing through the bullets in the Red Square
>our young MC is tasked with eliminating various important figures which grants Hitler the dictatorship and the german army the ability to pull off their "blitzkrieg" tactic
>the templars naturally turn against Hitler when he starts pulling off shit and war starts
>as MC experiences the horrors of war and atrocities nazis do on the civilian populace, he becomes more and more hesitant as to whether what he's doing is for a good cause
>eventually the tides of war are turned because MC is basically fighting for both sides
>final scene is a morality choice ending where MC can either kill Hitler and make it look like a suicide, or talk him into killing himself, or manage to extract him and leave a substitute
>also imagine the jewish shitstorm

The BBC and the CW team up to make trans-Atlantic movie adaptations of Doctor Who, Sherlock and Supernatural. All 3 exist in a shared universe called "Superwholock".

Benedict Cumberbatch plays both the 13th Doctor and Sherlock Holmes. Sam Winchester is played by Shia LaBeouf and Dean by James McAvoy.

>>84009320
A gothic romance epic with vampires, werewolves, lots of family drama, tons of wuxia martial arts action, and of course, we also need samurai, even if the setting isn't feudal-era Japan.
Bonus points if the setting is in a present-era Southeast/East Asian country, especially if it doesn't take place in China, Hong Kong, Taiwan or Japan.

Basically Twilight meets Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, with some inspiration from Akira Kurosawa's films and from South Korean dramas.

>>84030369
Set it in Japan and have an all white cast.

okay so remake Ghostbusters, but instead of starring charming comedians, it will star a cast of all unlikeable unfunny women and anyone who criticises it will instantly labelled a misogynist

>>84030439
Better yet, set in modern France and have an all white cast

>>84022622
That sounds like Guy Ritchie's Revolver

>>84009320
Romantic comedy about Anne Frank
Score by Jeff Mangum

>>84030980
>"The Neverending Chase"
>a story about a teenage girl and a dictator who falls in love

>>84009433
And the end fight is him vs. Mel Gibson because Mel can actually fight people

>>84010447
My sides

>>84028571
>When you don't have your contacts in and someone asks where's Skinner going

Twit-her

A rocket scientist (Gal Gadot in a white labcoat, her hair in a ponytail and wearing glasses) fall in love with an anonymous Twitter follower who turns out to be a dumb blonde underwear model in real life (Amber Heard in underwears 24/7 because she doesn't know she can wear clothes AND underwears at the same time she's that dumb).

Misunderstandings and sexy hijinks ensue.

>>84009433
And this movie has to be a one-man show

>>84010294
Well, they did make a movie based on Battleship

>>84009320

A mobster (Robert Deniro) in a nursing home with alzheimer's is visited by his younger colleague (Michael Imperioli) who is (secretly) there to kill him because of concerns that, due to alzheimer's, he may leak sensitive information.

Basically the notebook with mobsters.

Its called "Forget About It."

>>84009320

Ghostbusters.. but with women!

>>84029071
This could be good, but we need to make more money out it! Why dont take it up a notch? Lets make it from a POV perspective and brand it as a based on real events. Also lets add some cool hip tunes and hot cheerleaders.

>>84019647
>>84009433
>>84018273
FUND IT
>>84027073
Change the fetus to Adopted kid, merge it the lore of the movie Orphan and get James Wan to direct it.
>>84028983
Have Nolan direct it.
>>84020727
EMAIL THIS TO ROB SCHNIDER NOW!

My idea:
>Create new DC ACU (Animated Cinematic Universe)
>use animation style like that used in the Tintin Movie
>Make the movies have a campy, comic book like feel by having; panels, punches causing pows, original character theme songs for characters, rotating logo transitions.
>Create SOLO (no trilogies) movies for interesting side characters, which had little to no exposure such as The Question, The Blue Beatle, Booster Gold, The Huntress, Plastic Man, The Phantom Stranger, Martian Man Hunter, Black Canary etc...
>Create darker, spookier, but fun world by having Tim Burton Direct, and create the universe
>Hack Synder as visual director and a aide constantly telling him to do what he did in Watchmen, not MoS, BvS etc.

Donald Trump is elected President of the United States of America

A lighthearted comedic musical about the holocaust where everyone talks in haiku.

Seth Rogen and James Franco get really high one night and cause too many wacky hijinks, resulting in Jay Baruchel going into a comma and the two of them getting arrested. This forces their agent (played by Matthew McConaughey) to make them go into rehab and come out clean to publically denounce mairjuana forever as part of a PR Campaign. This rehab facility shocks Seth Rogen and James Franco as it operates like a prison with 1984 style rehabilitation methods with strong Christian overtones. The entire time they're in rehab they encounter relapsing addicts, cazy bipolar people, and the occassional terrorist. Rogen and Franco find a way to contact their friends on the outside (Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, and Jonah Hill) to try to help break them out of rehab to get them to smoke weed again, (They also have been working on their new Three Stooges Act).
The two men meet one member in rehab (played by Snoop Dogg) who reveals to Rogen and Franco a secret underground trafficking operation underneath the rehab facility to let people smoke all the marijuana they want without it showing up on their drug test, which is called the Underground Weed Road.

The movie climaxes when the rehab facility discovers the marijuana trafficking and a rehab riot takes place between weed users and the Thought Police.

The movie ends with Rogen and Franco busting out of rehab and smuggling themselves out of the country to avoid manslaughter charges. They settle in the only location they know no one will find them, which is North Korea.

The movie is called : Dude, Where's My Weed?

Something like Social Network but instead of Facebook, 4chan.

Jesse Eisenberg as moot.

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>>84020727

>>84031993
>Seth Rogen and James Franco played by Channing Tatum and Nicolas Cage

>>84009471
Stalker

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>>84009320
I still like Megan in all her creepy plasticness.

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>>84009461

you mean this

A man falls in love with the fake female profile that he created to troll dating websites.

>>84026149
Why did I laugh.
We need some "Eddie Murphy is everyone" Kino again.

>>84029675
>you can't smell in your dreams
Thats the dumbest thing thing to say.
What cant you do in your dreams also? Masturbate with your left hand at 10:15am at the eclipse?

>>84034265
He then dresses half of himself up as a woman and goes on a "date" with himself. He sits down in front and talks to himself switching between characters.
Damn I wish Robin Williams was still alive, he'd be perfect for that role.

>>84018273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Awake_(TV_series)
Nice try

>>84018273
That sounds lit. Vaguely derivative but still interesting.

>>84029310
I can't even understand how this guy fell. It's like an invisible force wanted to punish him for his arrogance.

>>84019471
Endless keks

>>84035200
It's literally this show:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Awake_(TV_series)

>>84035347
lel

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A Super Mario movie

Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers with an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).

One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser

Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process

Seth Rogen plays a DEA agent

Directed by Adam Mckay

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She looks like this

>>84009320
There's a secret circle of vampires in Hollywood, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Nic Cage, Jared Leto, Avril Lavigne and Liv Tyler are some of the members of the society. They all play exaggerated versions of themselves.
One day the youngest member, Elijah Wood, is caught on the act by other actors and spills the beans.
A manhunt starts led by Samuel L. Jackson, to hunt down all Hollywood vampires.
Final fight is Jackson and Robert Downey Jr. vs Keanu and Cruise.

>>84037090
>RDJ joined Jackson's hunt simply because he wanted to fight Tom Cruise for claiming he's taller than RDJ

>>84029934
'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck'

Probably

>>84034265
This, but alternatively, a russian scammer pretends to be a woman to steal some doofus' credit card information, ends up falling in love with him.

>>84009555
Came here to post this