You know what'ts so fucked about Nymphomaniac, as a black man?
She fucked countless strangers for fun, had competitions with her girlfriends about how much dick they can get in the shortest period of time, literally fuck a village worth of men by pretending her car as broken everyday. She was spanked with fucked up whips by a dom and orgasmed, while her child was cold and alone. But,
the height of her debauchery
the thing that crosses the line for her, the sexual climax of the film, her lowest point,
was when she ALMOST fucked a black guy
>>83997987
well times are a changing.
but I think lars knew his audience very well
Really heats up my gumbo
never watched it. are there any good scenes to fap to?
because she knew that once she went BLACK, she could never go back
>>83997987
Sounds like she's a keeper
>>83997987
Haven't seen it, but isn't there a scene where she's DPed by two black guys? I could swear it was spammed all over /tv/
>>83998107
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83998397
No
I tried and was very disappointed, she's too fucking ugly and the film is fucking boring and the selling point, the sex was fucking shit
nothing about it was worth those two plus hours
>as a black man
Sorry bout ur luck, brah.
>>83998490
Young Joe was hot af though
>>83997987
Sounds like a wholesome traditional white woman
>>83998490
well that sucks. aren't the sex scenes supposed to be the whole appeal of the movie?
>>83998107
who's that manlet?
>>83998750
thats what i thought, watched it, didn't fap once, she wasn't into the sex scenes and when she was naked she didn't look appealing at all
Not worth it at all
>>83998811
ok thanks
>>83998107
>>83997987gimme some ganja
really made me think, honestly
>>83997987
>was when she ALMOST fucked a black guy
fuck are you talking about, she got dp'd by two black guys; not just almost, but actual penetration
>>83997987
sit down
Biyombo
>>83997987
U2 wrote the best song on that album
what is life?
>>84000457
I'm glad that the "U2 is shit" meme is slowly dying out
>>84000572
>meme
They're terrible and you're a pleb. Kys
>>84000611
and you're a bandwagon redditor anon
>>84000725
>i-if i like shit everyone m-must like it
stop breathing