If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

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Party pies and dim sims.

What makes crab legs good?

>>83991298
>food
people are noisy enough with all the fucking candy wrappers, popcorn, and fucking sodas. the only thing i'd serve is beer and wine.

Falcon Chow

>Crab legs outlasted them all.

Who would have thunk it?

Burgers and whiskey. They'd just be little burger like the cheeseburgers you get at McDonalds. Wouldn't want to be serving big assed gourmet ones which people would fucking make a mess of trying to eat in the dark.

Popcorn you weirdo freaks.

McChickens

>Meme topic that has been posted literally thousands of times before.

Cassoulet and beef bourguignon, imagine a theater called "cinéma gourmet" with patrician kinos involving naked middle aged women and underage girls kissing you can see while sipping wine

>>83991643
Does anybody know exactly how many times it's been posted? I think it goes as far back as 2012.

crab legs is not even a fucking meme. My theater serves crab legs a long with a big menu. They have a built in restaurant. Only plebs who have not experienced true kino theaters call this a meme.

For me it's the McChicken.

>>83991360
t. Reddit

>>83991321
fbpf

>>83991298
Memes aside, is there anything cheap that tastes like Alaskan Crab legs? Shit is good, but too rich for my blood.

>>83991298
>own cinema
>serve crabs legs
>niggers wipe hands all over seats after meals instead of napkins

Yeah, now imagine going into that cinema for the next performance.

It's bad enough having to wade through spilled popcorn and sodas, now you want us to sit on seats hundreds of lazy people have wiped their fingers on?

>>83991298
water and celery

>>83991864
>that feel when you will never have the dedication or creativity to come up with a meme and spend half a decade posting it

>>83992968
>not having a No.Blacks policy

>>83993282
>tfw you will never be riddled with autism

Feels good, man.

>>83991360
Yeah, I'm sure they'll much quieter once they're good and hammered.

>>83991838
That's literally what Paris used to be like before the liberals ruined it

Crab legs is great and all. But the addition of falcon chow really took it to the next level, you know?

>crab legs

They're too hard to get the meat out of.

I'd serve lobster tail and shrimp scampi.

>>83991298
Popcorn, fresh from the mines.

>>83993282
i created and pushed the "it aint me starts playing" meme

follow your dreams anon you can make it happen.

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Hello, anon! What food would you like to order to go with your cinematic experience?

>>83994521
Hey Robert! How's life treating you?

I'd like some snow crab legs with butter dipping sauce, and one of those tiny forks.

>>83994546
Thanks Robert! You're the best.

Here, take this tip.

>>83991980
you're lying

I'd let people cook whatever they wanted at their seats.

Burrito and in the morning it will serve Breakfast burritos too. Also soda and then prepare for line of shits

chili and sea bass

Chicken Cordon Bleu

>>83993310
racist partyposter

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>poorfag philistines don't know about bone marrow pie

>>83991298
Soylent only

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>>83991340
Protein and zinc bruh

>>83991980
Your restaurant is a meme restaurant

>>83992968
Fucking kill yourself newfag

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>>83991298

>>83991298
Popcorn and sody pop like god intended

>>83991422
name one food thats louder to eat at the same time being smellier

>>83996666
quads of evil truth

>>83997765
FUCK YOU

>>83994515
I created Pepe, myself

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CHILI AND SEA BASS by Alejandro t b h

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For me? It's nachos.

>>83997765
The whole theatre would smell like a fish market

I've always wondered why there aren't cheap movie theaters that serve food and liquor and show older comedies and action movies. I'd pay $5 to get into a showing of Don't Be a Menace if I could eat a burger and get shit-faced while watching it.

Our bread and circuses have become too sterile.

Id serve pusy!

>>83998275
BASED

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>>83998275
B A S E D

>>83997765
This: >>83998275

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>>83991643
>literally
>figuratively

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>>83998275
BASED
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>>83991298
vodka and different kinds of sausages

>>83998681
would radishes be served as well?

>>83998718
sure why not, if it will make you happy

Popcorn chicken

>>83991298
Sunflower seeds and peanuts. There'd be sawdust all over the floor.

>>83996666
oh my god that is the cutest fucking dog

>>83994259
Lol

we would only serve hard liquor and the theater would be a sauna, like the entire building and everyone would be require to wear only a towel

grilled falcon lel

frog legs