https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZs G7WJVZv8 I plan on watc

Not gonna lie, their social conditioning strategy of constantly having woman slap men in movies is pretty effective in killing any latent desires I have to date. Thanks Jews.

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I want to fugg Cara Deli-meme

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>>83989324
what's under that boob shield? I am sure it's not boobs

>>83989503
I love titless women

>>83989324
all cgi heavy movies look so fucking ugly

Jupiter ascending 2: electric boogaloo
looks good but it's never gonna make it's budget back

>>83992500
Radar Men From the Moon and Bodacious Space Pirates are great fucking names

Never even heard of either of them before now though

>>83991347
You should enjoy them since you have a something in common.

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>>83989397
You being a beta cuck who can't approach women is definately the Jews fault. Definately.

>>83989324
This movie is going to FUCKING BOMB because that fucking idiot Besson cast tha effeminate emo beta twink and that pug ugly scrawny fucking skank dyke is this movie which is a shame because I LOVE The Fifth Element and have been dying to see Besson come back to Sci-fi!!!FACT!!!

>>83989397
i read an essay by Robert Anton Wilson about this. he said he had been searching for a film that DIDN'T have a woman slapping a man at some point, and he hadn't found one yet. when he got to "The Fisher King", he thought he'd found it, but turned out Robin Williams' character got slapped across the face in that, too.

>>83992746
>posts jew

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>>83989456
i want to surgically move her eyebrows up half an inch from her eye-socket ridges.

>>83991312
yeah. they're called men.

>>83992500
>no Killjoys

>>83991312
>women

>>83989324
My mind was blown when the trailer music was literally an epic version of Gangsta's Paradise. Besson is a genius.

>>83992724
HOLY FUCK

ROASTED.

>>83992800
>have been dying to see Besson come back to Sci-fi!!!
Then why didn't you watch Lucy?

>>83989324
why do they both have to look like tired meth heads with dark under eye circles

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>>83989324
Saved a few bucks using the Lost in space space suites

>>83989324
Looks wicked A F
Been hyped since the first trailer with Because on it.
>>83992995
Did he watch like 4 movies?

>>83989456
BRAPPPPPPPPP

>>83989324
finally a film with two male protagonists, not sure why one is wearing a female spacesuit though

>>83989324
Cute dude on the right. Hanson 2.0

>>83992500
>star trek
>good

Literally a garbage meme that people like because it supposedly is a“cucktural phenomenon”, like star wars.
Fucking shit.

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>>83992995

>>83989324
lol

why even make this after jupiter ascending??

>>83994511
The source material is actually good

>>83992800
Since the CGI looks really good, i assume they decie to blow the budget on it instead of hiring overpaid A listers

>>83994511
>why even make this after jupiter ascending??

Luc Besson is not the Wachowskis, you know that right?

>>83989324
I really, really, really hope it's good OP, I want to love this movie.

>>83992500

First 15 episodes of The Expanse are the best Sci-fi TV series have to offer.

And putting Stargate above Babylon 5 is just autism.

>>83989324

Both lead characters seem horrible. And that crappy CGI frog monster. This is not how you start a PV.

>>83989324
too many colors. beautiful people in space. meh

>>83991312
We all do, however her spacesuit indicates that she does have some titties, but she doesn't

>>83996572

She actually does, Cara has like high B low C cups, google her beach pics

>>83989324
I dreamed about Cara being my gf and begging me to swim with her. The night before I dreamed about the Maggie actress doing the same thing. What the fuck is up with my brain and swimming?

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>>83996597
Might be even a D cup, don't you think?

>>83996703

Her topless beach pics anon, trust me, she is not flatchested.

>>83989324
Is this like Mass Effect or wut ?

>>83989503
FLAT IS JUSTICE

>>83994057
>boobplate on a 12 year old

>>83995917
Would Besson give C Tates a red tipped dog cock? I think not.

>>83997072
>Would Besson give C Tates a red tipped dog cock?

What?

>>83996852

It's what Mass Effect and Star Wars ripped off

>>83989324
This is gonna bomb but I don't want it to

>>83992500
>no Tripping the Rift
>Bebop not in God Tier
Shit chart.

>>83989324
good luck, it looks boring as shit

>>83997327

>Barbie and Ken Doll leads
>wowee zowee CG special effects

China will love it

so, its copy of Avatar and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Psss,at least they could be original.

>>83997474
bad bait

>>83989397
then watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

I know what a teaser is but what's the difference between a teaser trailer and a regular trailer?

>>83997981

a teaser trailer generally has a short running time, maybe a minute long, a full trailer will have new footage not included in the teaser or teaser trailer and explain the plot more ruining the entire fucking movie for you

>>83998034
Yeah that's a teaser, but OP posted a teaser TRAILER, which is almost 3 minutes long and do tell the plot of the movie and I wonder why that's not just a regular trailer.

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>>83989324
>"Dane Dehan reminds me of Harrison Ford in his early years. I think this kid will be big."
>now stars in shit tier b-movies

>>83996703
>>83989503
>>83989456
S T I C C

>>83998114
LITERALLY the Bruce Willis of our generation

Shame I dont like both lead actors, will still watch it tho.

>>83998254
Mutant feet just like that ritter bitch. disgusting

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Dane had some pretty fucking impressive physique in A Cure for Wellness. I hope he gets his clothes off in this movie too.

>>83992500
>firefly that high
>star trek og that high
>Bepop not God tier
>Farscape not god tier
Decent otherwise

>>83989503
does she wanna fug

>>83989324
>French Sci-Fi
After watching The Fifth Element? No thanks.

>>83999486
mega-shit taste. universe-sized shit taste. beyond shit taste.

to me this is gonna be like john carter. the comics so old everyone has ripped it off so much none of the ideas from it will seem fresh even though alot of the ideas were original at the time. flop

>>83999454
yeah with womanbecause she really is a man(but a really sexy one)

>>83999587
i want to suck her soft veiny smooth long thick hard juicy cock, desu

>>83998114
I liked him in A Cure For Welness.

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>>83989324
me 2 desu

>>83999691
>het

(((They))) sure made you use the right pronouns.

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>>83989503
But it is.

>>83999918
is she glossing her nips?

Nobody understood the ending to A Cure for Wellness. Especially autists who can't do nuance.

Sad!

>>83999954
Cure for Wellness was gr8.

>>83999825
if brainwashing gives me big dicked femqt's then give me a flamethrower, time to exterminate the white race.

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>being attracted to a woman who takes in a new cock everyday

>>83999918
wtf

more?

>>84000031
isn't she a lesbian?

>>83999830
why is that potato the left chick is holding circled in red? is that their dildo?

>>84000070
She has plenty of topless photoshoots too. She's not superstacked, but she has real nice breasts. For some reason I can't find in my folders because I guess I forgot to name them.

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>>84000091
>potato
i think we found the real potato

>>83998114
At least he posts on /tv/

>>83998114
Lol you're an idiot

>Cure for Wellness
>Valerian
>Tulip Fever

All big movies

>>84000243
then what is it? a baguette?

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>>83989324
needs more Ruby Rhod, at least you would have one masculine character.

>>83992800

Your shtick seems worthless without AICN.

>>83989324
>Clive Owen, Rihanna, Ethan Hawke, Herbie Hancock, Kris Wu and Rutger Hauer in supporting roles.
pretty good

>>83989324
Whats with the dyke-looking girl on the left with no tits?

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I have to watch it

I watched Suicide Squad (I couldn't watch that cuck author movie though), this looks real nice though.

>>83992995
Wonder Woman doesn't slap any men.

>>84000589
Is she pretty or not?
I can't decide.

>>83999830
Forget about boobs, where are her hips?

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>>84000649
She is pretty, might not have a wide appeal but she is.

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>>84001021
She has ridiculously thick eyebrows, the type you see usually in Slavic countries--and she also looks like a boy. The chick that recently got convicted for telling her bf to commit suicide, looks like a busted up Cara.

>>84000510

underrated kek

>>84000214
Stop smoking weed

A Cure For Wellness was awesome. That kid can act.

Not sure about this though.

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>we need ten days
>you have ten hours

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>>83989324
I actually want to watch this movie a lot, and im sad that its going to flop. All movies like this have been flopping and it at least looks like its trying to be creative. But fuck if it has a good ost or soundtrack like this with those beautiful visuals I will like it even if its shit.

>>83994267
Based braaapp poster

>>83989503
looks like a dude that has had sex change operation and been on hormones early in life