Should retards be allowed in theaters? Also tard theater stories

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Should retards be allowed in theaters?

Also tard theater stories

>Me and GF watching Wolf of Wall Street opening night
>I'm stressed out on Vyvanse and homework
>Really excited to see this movie
>We got good seats
>At the last minute before the movie starts a older couple with their 30 year old tard son walk in
>Trying to watch the opening scene
>Tard bursts out laughing for no reason
>Next scene tard starts crying
>Parents take out spiderman toys for it to play with
>Annoying as fuck for everyone. Especially me
>Somebody braver than me asks them them to please be quite
>Parents freak out
>Start yelling and make a scene
>usher tells them to calm down or they will be kicked out
>they settle down
20 minutes later
>Scene with Leo and Jonah at a bar
>Two characters talking about how Jonah's character is married to his cousin
>Leo's character asks if his kids will be retarded
>Jonah's character says "if they are we will just drive them to the woods and let them go"
>Tard's parents freak the fuck out yelling "What the fuck is this shit!?"
>Tard starts yelling "Ubagubahabababa!"
>Pandemonium
>Usher comes in
>Escorts parents and tard out
>Entire theater claps
>They rewind the film 15 minutes
>Get free tickets for next showing on the way out