>Moses was actually Tutankhamen because the Pharaoh's

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>Moses was actually Tutankhamen because the Pharaoh's box was vaguely the same shape as the Ark of the Covenant
>The Ark of the Covenant was alien technology
>A curse lay on the Ark
>And on the Grandmaster of the Knight's Templar
>Ancient Aliens confirmed for Wizards casting curses
>Ark of the Covenant was put on Oak Island, along with Marie Antoinette's Jewels, Shakespeare's missing manuscripts, the Holy Grail, and Jimmy Hoffa's body
>Tenochtitlan was an ancient alien intergalactic spaceport
>Mesoamericans were in fact descended from gods
>Wait, scratch that, we'll also say they were MADE by the gods
>Every civilization more advanced than a hut in the New World was built, brick by brick, by ancient aliens
>This did not save them from 300 Conquistadors with muskets, unconquerable even by ancient aliens