>about to provide emergency medical care to someone who is

>does CPR for like 30 seconds
>Stop! It's not worth it!

>i'm gonna do it on three, okay?
>one
>two
>does it

>>83971858
kek

>>83971850
>someone lose consciousness because of massive external hemorrhage
>main character start doing CPR

>>83971496
>>83971850
>>83971858
>>83973481
never happened once in the history of films
prove me wrong
you can't

>>83971858
>>83973540
Pretty sure this happens in the decent.

>>83971496
>ambulance arrives at scene
>paramedics ask patient before treating them: "Cash, credit or Apple Pay™?"

Is this what truly life is like in America?

>character loses consciousness underwater
>protagonist drags them to shore, in a visible panic
>performs extensive CPR
>nothing
>about to give up
>character spurts water and awakens with a loud gasp

>>83971858
>On three!
>Three!

>>83973603
I like that movie, it wasnt great, it wasn't terrible, it was decent.

>>83973666
>character spurts water and awakens with a loud gasp

>Be lifeguard
>Had to perform CPR on qt grill once
>Autonomic respiration resumed after about a minute
>Immediately vomited all over me, then passed out again

Why do movies lie.

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>>83974694
that's still fucking hot

>>83974694
>>Immediately vomited all over me, then passed out again

sounds like a regular saturday night