>Tulaberries, Quark, tulaberries. >They will be our foot

>Rules_034
Oh god

>>83969876
I would believe that the ferengi would be able to create a spacefaring empire through trade.
Klingons are complete idiots, however.

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>>83969916

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>Captures ISIS terrorists
>Forces them to learn Klingon
>A fate worse than death

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>MMIIIILLLLEEESSS??!?! Have you seen my Denebrian Exploding Slime Shrub?

>>83969876
I never really understood this episode, Zek didn't seem to have been aiming to contact The Dominion like Quark though, but just played along when he brought it up, so why did Zek want Quark to buy more Wine than they could sell? Was he just trying to destroy Quark?

>>83969989
Nah, the Klingons would have killed the nerd in one of their weird fighting rituals or in a duel.
The ferengi would have just traded their way to warp technology.

>>83971655
>would have
We know they did, I think it was DS9: Little Green Men that confirmed it

>the nerd in one of their weird fighting rituals or in a duel
Klingons don't kill people randomly, duels have to be accepted and we never see a ritual that someone is forced to partake in.

>>83971789
If you don't accept the weird and violent ways of the Klingon "culture," you'll be an outcast and pariah. And then you'll be killed by an assassin.

>>83971854
I think this bullshit assassination shit wasn't always around. Lots of Klingon look at it as a denigration of their culture, like when Picard was targeted for assassination

>>83971907
Go away, Klingon Internet Defence Force.

>>83971854
For example?

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>>83969876
>Listen well, Quark, my boy: I would never give up my holographic blanket. I mean, because Ferenginar is cold in the winter. I mean, the Tower of Commerce is cold! And it's always winter on Ferenginar. It's a difficult environment, not fit for even a Breen. I mean, our life is tough enough as it is. I'm not looking for ways to get rid of the material possessions that provide relief and comfort, for a reasonable price. I mean, on the contrary, I'm looking for more opportunities to raise sales of consumable goods, because the market is very lucrative. I mean, I'm trying to protect us all because, really, there's these potential profits to be acquired everywhere you look!
Was this supposed to be a reference to something?