>Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she's been crying as she

I hope she goes more into detail how to take anal

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>Pepper won't be in any more MCU movies and we'll never see her get back with Tony, get the Rescue suit or use her powers from IM3 again or anything cool because Paltrow is too busy writing about how you need to put steam up your vagina

>>83963452
>relating Paltrow to capeshit
fuck off

>>83963484
>implying you can name another movie she's from without looking it up

I can't think of a single worthwhile film she's been in. Am I right, or am I missing something critical?

>>83963520
Shakespeare in Love, you pleb.

>>83963543
You're a pleb.

>>83963563
>se7en
Just remembered she was in that, but headly.

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>>83963238
Gwyneth A CUTE!

>>83963603
Se7en is plebshit. Try Royal Tennenbaums.

>>83963709
I never said otherwise.
>wes anderson
>not pleb-tier fodder
Yeah, I watched that, but I don't recall her nor her performance in it.

Can someone post that webM of her body hair? I would love to give her entire body a good licking!

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>>83963880
this one?

Shallow Hal is kino.

Was it her or Witherspoon who was telling women to put rocks in their vaginas?

>>83963520
the one with Jonny Dept and arts

>>83963910
god damn it i love me some blond fuzz

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>>83963910
smoking kike
Absolutely degenerate

>>83963263
Sorry Tyrone, she prefers to be JEWED. Literally adopted a new religion for it.

She was so fucking hot as Pepper, fuck.

The MCU has never been the same without her.

>>83963991
Actually her father is Jewish

>>83964071
judaism is passed down matrilineally

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>>83963263
You dun goofed. Good night.

>>83964122
>naming a film company is advertising

Hope you get banned for abusing the report feature

>>83964164
Oh, so they don't have a WEBSITE? You dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

You.

Are.

FUCKED.

>>83963520
>never watched Tenenbaums

>>83963927
Her.

>>83964197
her best role desu

>>83963989
>not having a smoking fetish
faggot

>>83963238
>she has retired from acting to run Goop

and i have retired from fucking scarlett johansson to eat spiders

>>83964220
I need to pitch her another great thing to put in women's vaginas.... It's my penis.

>>83963452
they can replace her with Christina Hendricks. I'd like to see the Manletinator try to handle that.

>>83963910
>soft downy peach fuzz
:3

>>83963910
source?

>>83963238
I'll lick her feet

oh so THATS why you guys refer to her as Goop

>>83963238
>rocker Chris Martin
>rocker
>Chris Martin
kek

>>83963989
based goy bells

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>>83964979
why is she destroying her pale skin?

>>83963238
>What's next for her career?
she's probably going to produce plays that beg to be turned into screenplays a la capote and fences.

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phhhhhwweeerrrrrrrrr

>>83963238
>Daily Mail

is this even true?

>>83965301
She is perfect

>goop

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>>83963520
hook fuckface

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brehs

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nooooo goop ;_;

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Goddamn could you imagine if they had got together, their perfect Aryan children would be adults by now

>>83963520
The royal goddamn tenenbaums

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>>83963520
>mfw I can

>>83963520
Shallow Hal, Sliding Doors cause of that shitty song on the soundtrack that got stuck in my head for ages, Duets cause of Huey Lewis, suck a dick casual

>>83963989
>posting kike while accusing others of being kike
The irony

>>83966015
>Duets cause of Huey Lewis
Great fcking song, haven't seen the film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHVhTFvhCMM

>>83966113
I haven't seen it in years, but I don't remember it being a bad movie. Might be worth tracking down and having another watch

>>83963238
God tier foot game what a slut

>What's next for her career?
Goop obviously.

>>83963238

Say with me

MADAME

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Her career wasn't going that well anyway

>>83966897
>BLACK BEANS
>BROWN RICE
what did she mean by this

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>>83963238
Gwyneth Paltrows is half Jew but not full on jew because her father is a jew from poland/belarus or some shit.

why is she so fucking hot tho?

In the pictures she's covering eyes even when she's wearing sun glasses. How fucking stupid is she. I mean really she must be thicker than the lard she sticks up her vagina

>>83965875
He left her when she fucked Harvey Weinstein to get Shakespeare in Love

>>83963238
I fucking hate this cunt.

>>83967194
GOOPED

>>83965977
I literally only just realised that Somerset was the killer

>>83967347
*GROPED

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Is there a hotter mom on the planet?? JFC jdimsa

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>>83963238
this fucking pic

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>>83967017
80% of Ashkenazi Jews are from The Pale

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https://www.google.com/amp/mashable.com/2017/01/17/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-stones.amp

>Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, increase orgasm, balance the cycle, stimulate key reflexology around vaginal walls, tighten and tone, prevent uterine prolapse, increase control of the whole perineum and bladder, develop and clear chi pathways in the body, intensify feminine energy, and invigorate our life force.
Goop's Vagina Rocks are a bargain at $55

>>83967573
Imagine if she hired you to watch her insert them and then she put them in your mouth afterwards to clean them!

>>83967595
man why can't I have this job?
hell I'd do it for free

>>83967573
does she make them for butts?

She should do instructional videos on how she inserts stone eggs into her vagina.
Maybe a series starting with quail egg sized stone eggs and ending with ostrich egg sized stone eggs.
Eggs.

You must eat all the eggs

god, i fucking miss her already. come back gwenny, please..

>>83967546
it's like a plague

>>83963520
Sesevenen

>>83963238
>>83963699
>>83963910
>>83964979
>>83965205
>>83965301
>>83965623
>>83965756
>>83965813
>>83965851
>>83965875


hnnnnng I would fuck the living shit out of Paltrow

>>83963238
>but I had this deep passion to produce content and make great products and curate things.

So she's focusing on her pinterest page now?

>>83968183
Most of them were killed by the Germans during WW II. The survivors went to Israel and the US.

>>83968517
She would be a phenomenal lay. She used to conquer billionaires while still married to Failplay

>>83968678
jfc are you on every thread with your shitty Nazi propaganda

>>83968426
I don't think you would. I don't think you could get it up.

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>>83968426
haha yea

>>83968678
what is this WW II thing?

>>83968739
Ffffff!!! How is that even possible..

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>>83968782
how is what possible???

>>83968730
Believe me I would have no trouble establishing a very hard erection when it comes to Gweny. How long I would last in her is another matter entirely

>>83968739
That fucking dress. unf.

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>>83966897

S E V E N L I M E S
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>>83963543
Shallow Hal fuck face

>>83968897
Looking like that. Being that.

>>83966061
>Goebbels
>Kike

pick one.

>>83968999
>turbo manlet
>weak jawline
>ugly
>cripple
>frail health and body
>literal cuckold

Sounds even worse than a jew, to be honest.

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>>83968928
>That fucking dress.
its quite nice

>>83963520
She was in peak physical form in Great Expectations.

I do not find her attractive and I assume anyone who pretends she is pulling some sort of ruse on me.

>>83969053
H..how?? Fuck! I'm drooling here.

>>83963238
She's a fulltime anal queen now. I'd RAVAGE her anus and make her my anal bitch. Bros...I'm fapping right now

>>83969086
She was like a Disney princess in the 90s. A Disney queen these days.

>>83969106
source?

>>83969119
She looks like a leathery rat.

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>>83969091
>>83969106
pretty lewd

>>83969151
Guess you had to be there

>>83969143
http://goop.com/reality-check-anal-sex/
>If anal turns you on, you are definitely not alone

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>>83969151
It was not always so. Fortunately film has immortalised this version of her

>>83969197
Where does Gwyneth mention she is into it?

Oh wow she's a hotter Claire Danes!

>>83969453
God she would smell so good

>>83969452
Or Heidi Klum's prettier, sexier sister

Why are there no decent pics of her tits? The shots of them in movies where she's done nudity are shit so you can barely appreciate them.

>>83963520
she was in the box right?

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>>83969537
what makes you say that

>>83965977
was he the seven sins?

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Friendly reminder this happened.

>>83967573
is it even legal to make those claims in the US?

so is it confirmed that no Pepper in Infinity War?

Can anyone explain to me what this shit is all about?

>>83969835
bleughhh

>>83969835
If she's already done BLACKED, what else is there for her?

>>83963238

Blonde beauty.

Pick one or neither.

She's a fake blonde and ugly as fuck. Yeah her body is decent. That's all she has.

>>83970377
Only saltwater

>>83963520
Talented Mr Ripley.

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>>83970613
>She's a fake blonde and ugly as fuck

>>83971423
i'm surprised you guys haven't all deleted your bill nye reaction images in light of recent events

>>83963238
>believing an actress that's crying publicly
Her job is to fake emotions fuckshits

>Gwyneth loves it in the ass
She will always be top 10 material. She even ages like a Queen.

>>83963238
>she will never drag you out of your cage, beat you to within an inch of your life, sit on her throne and force you to crawl, broken and bloody, over to her to worship her feet and thank you for your mistreatment before beating you some more and throwing you back in your cage

just die in my sleep already

>>83969402
Right there you fucking MORON

>>83969835
She just took a picture with him it doesn't mean anything...right?

>>83972247
Don't you know, anon? if a women is ever in the presence of a black man, it means they are having sex.

>>83968950
LMAO

N U T R I T I O N

>>83972125
link?

>>83972221
She wrote the article and did the interview with Paul Joannides?

>>83963238
She was a meh Pepper anyway. I'd recast her character right now.