You're on a 17 hour non-stop flight to Australia. You're

>>83958596

Planet Earth 2 and then Lion King

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>>83958596
None. I put on some music of the 2011 kino variety.

I like that cute seat.

Bailey Jay Archive Collection

>>83958596
How long is it? I'm 6'8" and may need to fly to Australia soon

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>>83958596
I order a flight attendant to bring me the special kino collection on VHS

>>83958789
Depends on the airline and flight (every type of plane has slightly different seat configuration).

>>83958789
You're a big guy

>>83958596

I don't get it.

Can someone MSPaint how you sit there?

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>>83958856

>>83958902

that looks uncomfortable as fuck

>>83958902
>literally a manletbox

>>83958902
how would i fit into this box if i was a big guy?

>>83958952
it would be extremely painful

>>83958933

That's the point.

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You're sentenced to 3 years in the iso-cube. What films do you bring?

>>83958596
Crocodile Dundee

>>83958933
the guy in the normal seat behind him would be far more comfortable. tons of legroom, window seat, and more privacy than manletbox guy has.

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The Lord of the Rings Extended Editions

>>83958596
Hey I've done this. I watched a couple movies including The Zodiac. What a trash heap.

>>83958596
Mad Max, Natural Wonders vol. 18, and Crocodile Dundee

>>83958596
Walkabout

>>83959044
the seat can obviously change between the 2 configurations

>>83959044
Pretty sure that's the same seat just moved to chair position and a window seat.

>>83958596
Inception

>>83958789
no seat is gonna accommodate you completely flat

>>83959115

I'd rather sit in a normal seat than this lemarchand's box, regardless of its configuration.

>>83959090
>Zodiac. What a trash heap.
can you name a better movie based on a real life killer? and don't give me that Ed Gein Norman Bates bullshit it has to be direct

>>83958596
A non stop flight couldn't possibly last 17 hours. Nowhere on this planet is far enough away that it would take that long to get there in a plane. I'm thinking 11 ours max.

>>83958596

LOTR extended versions.

All three.

>>83959229
Plane flights from the US to India and South Asia often last that long.

>>83958596

Snowtown

>>83958902
Good mspaint skills buddy

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>>83959252
>dem establishing shots of the shire
>dat music

>>83958596
Air Crash Investigation marathon

>>83958596
watch the World at War boxed set

most peak WW2 kino you can get

>>83959209
None come to mind, but that isn't saying much. Real serial killers are interesting, fascinating at times, but not in a way that makes for a good movie in my opinion.

>>83959229
Well I've been on a flight longer than your "max" so I don't understand why you bothered posting a random number that probably "feels right" instead of googling something.

>>83958596

Watch this almost twice.

https://youtu.be/lDnva_3fcTc

>>83958596
>17 hour non-stop flight
I would fucking kill myself to behonest famalams

>>83959642
Easy Pete livin on Easy Street

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>>83958952
>>83958933
>>83958938
It looks like this if you don't recline the seat.

If you're really tall, I guess you can't recline fully and lie on it like a bed.

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>>83958596
>17 hour non-stop flight

Bottle of scotch and some Vicodin.

>>83960629
this is the correct action

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I'd rather take one of these bad boys. It's been a dream of mine, but I never have a reason to travel.

>>83960706
>taking a bus to Australia

>>83959664
Why? I'm sure your fatass has sat that long in your bed before.

>>83960706
Do buses make it easy to smuggle stuff? Do they have security that checks bags?

>>83960774
None projecting, you should work at a theater

>>83958596

Kinda want to build a cocoon seat in my house now desu.

>>83958596
>flight to Australia
Even in this hypothetical, when you arrive you'll be turned back because the country is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FULL CUNT.

>>83960789
Wasn't it Johnny Depp that got caught smuggling his pet dog into a foreign country on his tour bus? It was one of those faggots.

>>83959000
How do I poop?

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>>83960895
I'm going to hire a private plane and drop crates of Viagra all over the abo reservations.

>>83958596
I always just watch awful capeshit movies on long plane rides because that's what's available on the in-flight entertainment.

>>83958938
Yeah those things are pretty tiny in real life. I've seen them on Japan Air flights and they're fine if you're like a 5'5" Japanese salaryman, but otherwise they make no sense.

>>83961008

You're going to need a lot of alcohol too

>>83959229
>>83959229
I was on a 15 hour flight from Chicago to Beijind

>>83958825
for you

why the fuck is it gonna take 17 fucking hours to go to Australia? I live in fuckin New Zealand m8, that trip takes what, 3 hours, four hours tops. I bet the yellow jews are behind this shit.

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>>83961694

>>83959000
i dont understand the point of this?

>>83962121
People who like to smell their own farts.

>>83959000
>he plays EVE online
not surprised t b h

>>83958789
hey fella. you need to acquire a bulkhead seat.

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>>83959000
>Those stains on the floor

>>83958902

10h flight.

3 to 4h at the airport.

Add more hours for connections.

Believe me, that shit is comfy as fuck after all of that.

>especially comfy if it's under company's dime.

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>>83962552

>>83958596
As someone who makes the LAX to SYD round trip once a month, I usually only watch 2 to 3 movies and spend the rest of the flight standing and napping. Last movies I watched were
>Edge of Tomorrow
>Groundhog Day
>Hell or High Water

I try to avoid watching something I've wanted to watch for a long time, because the kino viewing conditions in those flights are not ideal, even in business class

>>83962766

A flight like that once a month sounds painful. Why do you do it?

>>83958664
lol

>>83959200
>lemarchand
Fucking what

>>83958596
That looks crazy cozy.
Would read comics in.

>>83960901
It was Australia, he brought them via plane and managed to get them in without doing the mandatory screening/testing for animals from overseas (takes weeks-months). People only realised once the media took some aerial shots of his rented accommodation and they could see the dogs through the glass doors.

>>83958596
start my 5th viewing of the sopranos

>>83958596
Why the fuck would I want to fly to communist Australia?

>>83959229
>I'm thinking
stop.

>>83962766
>spend the rest of the flight standing
what is wrong with you people?

>>83962857
>lol

>>83960629
I personally don't care to mix opiates and alcohol but a pleasant mixture of diphenhydramine mixes well with with the former. Plateau about 2 hours in and hold it there until the final 6.5 hours where you put the opiates aside and up your diphenhydramine dose for a refreshing nap. 30 minutes before landing, a low dose of pseudoephedrine gets you back on your feet for the trip through customs (careful not to take too much or you'll look shifty as all hell).

An anti emetic is a must. Cinnarazine is ideal for those wanting to keep things light but, particularly for a night flight, scopolamine is more fun.

Protip: to make the narcotics agents and your fellow passengers feel more at ease, get one of those pill organisers and label them up in hour increments.