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>"The bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy."
>"Tell me... do you bleed?"
>*Flies away*
>"You will!"
>*Flies back down*
>"Excuse me, what did you just say?"
>"N-nothing."
>"I could have sworn you just said that I will bleed. Do you want to fight right now and get it over with?"
>"Does it have to be right now? Can't you give me 24 hours prep time?"
>"No. Let's do this, right here, right now."
>"P-please! Don't hurt me! I'm sorry, okay?"
>"That's what I thought. Am I going to have any more trouble from you?"
>"Not at all, Superman, sir. You'll never hear from me again."
>"Good. Because I'll know, and I won't be as merciful to you next time."
>"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."
>"Oh, and Bruce?"
>"Y-yes, sir?"
>"You shat yourself."
>*Flies away*
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HE'S GONNA KEK MARTHA
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>"The bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy."
>"Tell me... do you bleed?"
>*Flies away*
>"You will!"
>*Flies back down*
>"Excuse me, but what is your problem with me, man?"
>"You're a threat to Earth"
>"Nigger I literally saved the world why you were fapping on your parents' grave. Why in the hell would you consider me a threat?!"
>"Wait is that what happened?"
>"Yes"
>"Oh....ohhhh...shit now I get it. Damn. Wanna fight crime together?"
>"Ok"
>DAWN OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
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but batman being batman knew that wasnt going to happen, you fucktard
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