is it true ancient egyptian queens used to have their asses eaten

I don't know but sign me up

Also I saw this movie today and it was actually pretty good minus the silly ending

i would love to lick that musty mummy cunny

>>83952501
If I free her will she love me and put out?

>>83953451
it would be extremely dry

>>83953613
>for you

>>83952501
>having a rottenmouthed slave eating your ass after you just had it washed with spices and rosewater

Why

>>83953451

She went for an old man like Cruise, so I don't see why not. She was genuinely thankful for him rescuing her, and the movie never presented any ulterior motives or reason for her to backstab. She hardly even killed anyone.

>>83952501

Well, you're an egyptian queen.. so why the fuck wouldn't you make your hot slaves rim you?

>>83953639

I assume the slaves you keep for this are going to be pretty high quality goods.

>>83953639

Actually, egyptian queens would have "prime slaves" that would bathe with her regularly and be fed properly as well to keep their physique. They would still be slaves but would do anything to be kept in that position due to being the highest "rank" of slave, if that makes sense. Princess' favourite and all that. They'd live a relative life of luxury but still be servants, just well taken care of servants.

It would definitely not be uncommon for a princess to have a slave's tongue writhing deep inside her ass, his face firmly lodged between her asscheeks, while she rubs her leg gently against his erection.

Naturally, prime female slaves were also very much a thing. Unfortunately for them, if they ever got impregnated, they ended up being tossed away because their body was no longer desirable. Or they kept them but murdered the child.

Prime slaves were also the ones who would be buried alive with their masters once they died.

>>83953267
It was terrible, but the mummy was really hot and Tom Cruise made the wrong choice.

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>>83953818
>ywn be a thicc Egyptian queens footslave

>>83953639
True, you should get the slave to drink spices and rosewater and then eat your ass.

>>83954094

She did have nicely painted toes.

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>>83953818
> you will never be buried alive with your slave queen and rape her untill ou both die while dodging snakes and shit

>>83954242

Why die? Why not be immortal but entombed? Would kind of suck after a while with little do but sex in the pitch black. Maybe god powers can keep a fire going.

>>83954167
VERY nice toes.

Sofia loves anal! ANAL!

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>When's the last time you've had sex?
>...
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>83954499
>having sex

normies lmao

>>83954631
>Sofia basically confirmed virgin
Is Sofia, dare I say it, /our gal/?

>>83954242

I don't think you want to do that, to be honest. The mummification process involves taking out nearly all of the organs, including the brain, then leaving the corpse covered in salt for 20 days so it completely dries out.

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>getting some white bitch to play an African queen

>>83954765
>getting some Algerian to play a North African

>>83954693
No, women can lose it any time they want, we can't.

>>83954631
when will they learn...

>>83954792
>They can lose it anytime they want
>Sofia is approaching 40 and still hasn't had sex
I dunno about you, but I think given the facts, that Sofia should be nominated for honorary robot.

>>83954872
She is an anal queen though.

>>83954899
>Sofia just didn't want to admit she only does anal

>>83952501
what in a movie made you think about this?

>>83955092
watch it

>>83954997
There is nothing to be ashamed of! She has a beautiful butt with a cute butthole! Literally made for gentle anal loving!

>>83954717
Good, don't have to hear the bitch complaining.

>>83952501
Where did you even hear that?

>>83956525
Pretty sure this is just an RP thread to talk about how we would eat Sofia's gorgeous mummy butt.

>>83954499
she looks like a back-alley tunisian knife fighter in that screenshot

pics of butts NOW

>>83954386
>Would kind of suck after a while

No, it would suck the second I was trapped in that box. I don't give a fuck about pussy if I'm stuck in a tomb to die of thirst/hunger

>>83953267
>Also I saw this movie today and it was actually pretty good
This is the average person that posts on /tv/.

>>83953818
>while she rubs her leg gently against his erection.

Bullshit they where Enuchs

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>>83952501

>>83953818
You made this up you lying sack of shit fuck you and fuck your bitch ass lying mouth

>>83956974
Sounds pretty cute desu I'd totally want to cuddle her.

>>83952501
you could eat my ass out if you want

>>83952501
Post more of her tied up in the doctor's lab I need to fap.

I only went to go see this because the mummy was a girl.

>>83953818
/d/ pls go and stay go

>>83958542
In all honesty that's the only reason I keep seeing the movie in the theater. Sofia is cute as hell in the movie.

>>83960505

Keep seeing? Are you going more than once?

>>83961210
he loves his mummy

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>>83961240
How can mortal women even compete?

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>Go see this movie today
>"Damn I'd love to eat her ass"
>This thread

>>83961323
they cant because immortal women can be cloned forever and ever.

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>>83961323
>This brown Goddess Queen who wants the dick and can give you powers beyond imagination
>Chooses some basic blonde white bitch

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So is it true or not?

>>83953639
Have a clean suckboy that eats nothing but the breast milk of your pregnant slaves

>>83961488

>1488

I hope it's true.

>>83961429

There was zero downside, and it's not like Cruise suddenly developed a set of morals. He just rejected her offer to same some cunt he fucked once and had nothing in common with. You know his friend would have taken up the offer.

>get stabbed by Ahmanet
>gain powers of Set
>rule Egypt and return it to the ancient ways

She was like the least evil villain I've ever seen in one of these things.

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>>83952501
Have not watched any movie since last month and I was thinking of watching this one since it has more risk of getting taked out earlier than most because not Disney nor capeshit. So, what should I expect? Is it enjoyable besides cute mummy?

>>83961789

It's okay, doesn't really deserve any hate, just another flick. What you'll hate is that her offer is rejected, and we'll never see her again in a film, because Dark Universe is dead.

>>83961867
>because Dark Universe is dead.
Wait you mean their attempt at making a cinematic universe? They gave up already?

>>83962044

If their first attempt with Tom Cruise's star power can't push it forward, it's a non-starter. Should they manage to get the other films off the ground, the budgets will be slashed. Mummy's a critical and financial failure so far, gotta wait on what Asia does to see the final gross. Best case so far, it'll probably recoup the loss, but not earn any profit.

>>83961323
They don't compete they win ;^)

>>83962108
Domestically it didn't do well, but internationally it helped prevent the movie from actually flopping.
Besides, even if the movie did flop at the box office, Universal Studios already came up with a plan where they'd give each movie in the universe varying budget sizes to help prevent them from giving a movie millions when it doesn't need to. Lessens box office failure if there is one.

>>83962108
Nobody cares about your shitty Xenu-fearing domestic market anymore, senpai. It will bring profit - people outside of USA love Tom and don't care about his Xenu shit.

>>83962172
Fuck off Annabelle.

I put my dick in a otter but it was dead

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>>83962587

Sofia Bootylla

>>83962587
that girl looks too young

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>>83952501
this thread just reminds me of the slave boys in stargate and how they confused my young penis

>>83953818
Male slaves had their balls chopped off so they lost most of their sex drive and couldn't impregnate any of their female owners.

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>>83962638
>>83962643
So is it CP? I can't tell from the thumbnail. Not clicking it neither.

>>83957062
You obviously don't die of hunger neither of first but dehydration or starvation

>>83953267
It was entertaining as an adventure/action flick.

Not sure if that was what it actually aimed at being, though. With the presence of the mummy and Dr. Jekyll, it seems like it was supposed to be something more along the lines of classic horror.
And as a beginning to a new big franchise, it was a bit underwhelming.

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>>83954765

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>>83962719
Egyptian aesthetics can be pretty damn alluring.

>>83952501
WE

>>83965281
>sluts can be alluring

That's the whole point dickhead.

>>83962719
So, not only was the alien pharaoh evil, he was also gay.

>>83965281
this costume/scene will ALWAYS make my pee pee go up

>>83965358
Yeah. They also did what we should do to gays.

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>>83965324
Exotic sluts get bonus points, though.

>>83965384
Good.

>>83965392
Have butt sex with them?

>>83965612
Send them to space and nuke them.

Post her ass

>>83965422
No such thing as exotic. Just preferences.

>>83952501
She has a great body and cute feet too

>>83953267
The movie would have been decent if they got rid of the quippy ghost sidekick

He dragged the movie down

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How did they get away with this in a PG 13 flick?

>>83965726
can we get an enhance on the middle image of that collage?

>>83961323
>painted finger tips
I can dig it

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>>83965794

>>83954499
>>83956974
She does look pretty fucking rough in that image. You guys told me she was a super cutie, what gives?

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>>83965835
No bully on a Goddess

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>>83954693
>Is Sofia, dare I say it, /our gal/?
Yes

>ywn yell at a skeleton with her

>>83965835
She isn't cute. Her character is. Just look at her without the makeup. She's a average sand nigger.

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>>83965902
>Just look at her without the makeup.
I have and she is so stunning

You really need to give your /pol/ personality a rest. I know it's a meme but still come on it's getting annoying

>>83965281
>>83965422

is that see through or just bronze colored?

>>83965877
>showing that much skin
Slut

>>83965938
DON'T BE MEAN!!

>>83953639
rottenmouths came after sugar was mass produced

skeletal remains of that time period show good teeth

beside, brushing your teeth was a thing even back then

>>83965726

you can show non sexual nudity in a pg-13 movie. i mean titanic is pg-13 and there's nudity in that.

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What did Tom say to her?

>>83965943
I'm gonna bully her on Twitter

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>>83965930
>oh no it's the /pol/boogeyman
>waifufags an ugly sand rat on an anonymous image board

Your new is showing

>>83965896
I yell at a skeleton every day when I look in the mirror

>>83965969
You better not you little shit. She is a very delicate person.

You deserve the most worst to happen to you if you were to do such a thing

>>83956974
She also looks like a Corsican pimptress

>>83954499
Did Tommy Wiseau interview her? What kind of question is that

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>>83965978
You talk like the typical /pol/ak. Anyone who isn't white no matter if they are very beautiful you just say bad things about them

>>83962986
False. Getting your balls chopped off at an ealy age doesn't impact the sex drive. The drive is re-wired (so to speak) and use adrenaline glands instead of testicles. Eneuchs (sp?) were known to be fuck toys for women when their men were away for a long time, but no risk of getting preggo (I'm talking generally here, not just in Egypt).

>>83965991
I'm going to bully her off of Twitter and hopefully make her quit acting. She's a shit actress and the only redeemable thing about this movie was Cruise and Crowe

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>>83966020
Nah you dumb cunt. Allow me to educate your faggot ass.
Not everyone is from /pol/ or has been to /pol/ but almost everyone that browses this site has to deal with limp dicked losers like yourself constantly bombarding us with YOUR stupid idea of beauty. How you feel about /pol/ is how people that aren't touched feel about waifufags and tripfags. We wish you'd fuck off back to w/e site you browsed before your boyfriends at school told you about a "supah sekret club" and you decided to visit and overstay your welcome.

kys

>>83966068
>start preaching Islamic doctrine to her
>complain and whine when she eventually blocks you
>claim religious discrimination
>damage her "career"

>>83966077
Holy shit, dubber, I'm not reading that wall of text. I have a life.

>>83966111
You don't or you'd be living it instead of killing me with your waifu posting.

>>83954765
Algerians are closer to Egyptians genetically than any black person. After millennia, how do blacks still not understand North Africa is its own place with its own people (not black skinned)? Is it that they really do know the truth, but they're comfortable with the idea of stealing the culture of others?

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>>83956974
>>83965996

>>83966127
Genetics don't matter to sjws or niggers anon

has she talked about her cutting scars?

>>83966147
I read a blog before where she did. Anyway she needs the support now and we need to cheer her up :)

>>83966147
She didn't cut deep enough

>>83966277
Baby, I know. The first cut is the deepest.

>>83962986

Not all slaves were eunuchs. Eunuchs were a minority and a valuable kind since vast majority of them died after the "surgery".

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>>83962986
>>83966382
>From talking about an actress to talking about Eunuchs
How does this happen?

>>83966473
Waifufags are cancer.

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLACK

>>83966481
He doesn't realize that the aim of talking about waifus is the hope that a film producer will stumble across this thread, notice how many really like her and make sure to cast her in more roles

...well that's how I think of it

>>83966500
Nobody respectable browses /tv/. And no, porn writers and directors do not count. They're not respectable.

>>83966537
>Nobody respectable browses /tv/
William Shatner, Henrey Cavill isn't respectable?

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You wake up one morning and find a qt mummy chained up in your basement. What do you do?

>>83966561
Shatner isn't. Especially since he detests us and chose reddit to do an AMA.
Cavil is an acquired taste, but on the whole not really, like what has he done besides made 2 good choices in movie roles?

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>I will never eat out the sweet and still slightly musky anus of Egyptian royalty.

Sometimes I wonder if I was born in the wrong era.

>>83966691
Lewd things.

>>83965936
I would assume the latter.

It's hard to tell, though.

>>83966691
>basement

kys americunt

>>83966691
I want to stick my finger in her mouth!

>>83966537
Dick Bush is a respectable man, you take that back faggot

>>83966773
You wake up one morning and find a qt mummy chained up in your rape dungeon. What do you do?

>>83954792
>we cant
I lost it at 15 but haven't had sex for the last 10 years

>>83966820
Get raped by him.

>>83965281
Fuuuuuug 10/10 worth getting tortured for. Definitely would only last like 12 seconds with her

>>83965621
I'm glad me liking fuckbois makes you mad.

>>83966702
>slightly
mate

>>83953267
it's ok but only if ignore the previous Mummy movies

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>>83966145

>>83952501
I want to take the cute mummy out on a date!

>>83966125
Jesus Christ dude just close the thread. Why would you even come here?

>>83966376
When it comes to being lucky, he's cursed.
When it comes to lovin' me, he's worse.

>>83963081
It's still available in the archive. Definitely looks like cp. I'll have to watch it a few more times to be sure though.

>>83954499
what video is this from?

>>83965961
"I have a randomly chosen anon ready to service your ass after this event."

>>83967336
How would you go about the deed, anon?

>>83966929
>mad while trying not to appear mad

kek

>>83966077

says the /pol/tard faggot

>>83967314
http://dp8hsntg6do36.cloudfront.net/5936b174fd2e6145bc000000/3406c9e0-f307-4ca0-8dbd-f8f3a5c8ae45high.mp4

>>83967538
t. butthurt redditor

>>83967553
i aint clickin that shit nigger

>>83967553
>tfw no sofia boutella gf

>>83967553
>that pause and look at the camera
YOU JUST KNOW

>>83967671
>uhhh im so technologically illiterate an mp4 link scares me!

>>83967553
Where did the meme that she was a virgin come from?

>>83967781
>trusting anything linked on 4chan

Better to be safe than fucked by bubba in the lockup

>>83967810
>>83967781

>>83953267
>contributing to the JUST
please, stop hurting him

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>>83956974

>>83967882
/b/ has burnt me once too many times

>>83953818
>[Citation needed]

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So beautiful

>>83967808
Her answer isn't the truth so you can take it either way.

>>83968357
>Her answer isn't the truth
how do you know that?

>>83968432
Most people are truthful and at the very least avoid lying. She could have said "It was last night with my boyfriend." or "This morning." By joking and asking what time it was, she was avoiding the question directly.

>only looks good when caked in monster makeup
Pass