So, I'm a fairly* prominent actor who may be playing Moot

hair dye exists you know

>>83945297
I knew it was you shilling your shitty Guests and Legions, Dan

Will you wear the tutu?, i sure hope so cause its like one the most important turning points in mootygays life
>*freeze frame*
>lets rewind
>oh no not that far

It's fine, Cera

>>83945297
>I was selected partially because I've been browsing 4chan since 2009.
If this is really how you were cast, you must be working for Sony.

>>83945297

Make him seem as faggy as possible. Like flick your wrists whenever you can. Act like a transexual

>>83945297
Prepare to suck lots and lots of cock

>>83945297
>Not getting a sassy black woman with a huge afro to play moot
what the hell were they even thinking

>m00t
Literally who?

>>83945297
>2009

lurk moar faggot

>>83945551
haha, it's mostly because i'm on a tv show.
>>83945358
they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable

>>83945297
>Is 4chan gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?

Im pissed you think that browsing since 2009 (IE post scientology influx of cancer) has any merit in these parts.

as long as you accurately portray his cowardly duplicitous nature, youre fine by us, OP

>>83945297
Just ask to dye your hair and have it done like his

whos moot

>>83945297
just make sure you look like a huge faggot

>>83945297
>not casting Jesse Eisenberg as moot
Shit movie.

>>83945297
Do you look like Sigourney Weaver? That's important.

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As long as Morgan Freeman plays W. T. Snacks it's cool.

To everyone asking, no, i'm not going to reveal my name, but if you play you're cards right, I might just give some hints.

>>83945911
Are you Idris Elba?
If not, no one cares who you are.

>>83945297
What can you tell about the story? What will be told? Why loose?

>>83945297
This is for Brazzers, right?

>>83945911
>To everyone asking,

Nobody is asking
Nobody gives a fuck

Go to bed, Owen Wilson.

Who the fuck is Moot and why should I care?

>>83945911
this isn't me but whatever this thread was doomed to fail.

>>83946030
"Like, wow, this site sure is getting popular, you know?

>>83946066
Some gay tripfag

>>83945759
>they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable
wew

>>83946030
>>83946092
>starring Ben Stiller as gook moot

These sort of threads are so fucking stupid. Fuck you, OP! And fuck everybody who replies to these shitty, fucking threads.

>>83945889
>all these reddit memes

The real moot was black

Timestamp + pic or I ban you forever.

>>83945911
House of Cards?

>>83945297
Who?

>>83945297
>lying on the internet for attention

How pathetic

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>>83945297
Post shoe on head and then we'll make our decision.

moot: CGI little girl voiced by Ellen Degeneres
WT Snacks: Dakota Fanning
Hiroyuki: Jet Lee
Cockmongler: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Happy Negro: Laurence Fishburn
TEH REI: Sasha Grey
Longcat: Ben Stiller
Pedobear: Gerard Depardieu
Raptor Jesus: Clint Eastwood
Pepe the Frog: Rowan Atkinson

moot is a faggot

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>>83946150
Turn that frown upside down, boyo.

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>>83945297
>2009

Fucking newfag, not even here for the prime 4chan experience.

Is the climax where he gets cucked and has to bitterly read as his creation delights in his downfall

>>83946362
dems some big ol' memes you got there bix nood xdxdxdxd

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>>83946362
>Cockmongler
>not grinman

>>83946362
Somebody needs to be played by DJ Qualls, preferably Snacks.

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>>83945911
We know it's you Dane. Who did you have to blow for this role?

>hehe im an actor gonna be in X movie but im not gonna prove it in any way or give any details ;)))
Fuck off with these shitty threads already

>there are people who still believe Dane Dehaan posted that other thread
HAHAHAHA oh wow

>>83945297
>upcoming adaption of the 4chan story.

But why

>>83945759
what kind of show are you in? how popular is it?

>>83946807
Smiley prequel

>>83946769
Shut up idiot, why would somebody lie on the internet?

>>83945297
I'll be pissed if Moot isn't shown to be the racist sexist homophobe that he actually is. His new google friendly persona needs to be exposed as a hoax

Just act like guy acting like a girl and you'll do fine.

>>83945950
>cuck porn featuring moot is now going to become a reality

Who would you cast as moot, Mallorie and Benjamin Lear, /tv/?

Anything less than Leslie Jones as moot is bullshit

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>4chan movie
It's going to be an 'le alt-right origin story', isn't it?

This is going to flop SO HARD: /pol/ won't watch it because DA JUICE, /tv/ will pirate it, normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff".
The only people truly watching it is wannabe redditors. SCREEN. CAP. THIS.

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>>83945297
As long as you act gay enough, I think you'll do fine.

hey dane

>>83945297
>the 4chan story
What 'story'? "Lowtax wouldn't let me talk about fucking asuka so I'm gonna make my own website"? Great fucking movie.

>>83945297
Is that you again Dane? I recently completed a graphic novel I intended to serve as a screenplay and you were the model for the lead.

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toasting le ebin bread XD

>>83946160
There's no such thing as a reddit meme newfag

>>83947211
>normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff".
/pol/ is really fucking popular on other sites. I don't mean other sites like reddit, I mean other sites like fucking facebook.

Who'll play Boxxy and will you have a sex scene with her?

>>83946769
This is a mainstream website and if you were famous you'd come here too, what the fuck else would you do all day?

>>83945297
who's on board?
give us some hint, like the director/screenwriter

>>83947211
>>83947430
Since /pol/ is the new /b/, normie, casual shit, which is the most patrician board?

>>83947643
/bant/
/gif/

also if you feel like a special kind of homo and you like circlejerking with like minded individuals all day you could try /mu/, /lit/ or /g/

>>83946160
All of those memes originated on 4chan.

>>83947643
/trash/

>>83945297
>I've been browsing 4chan since 2009
Dropped

i know who you are, i've been cast in the role of Hiro. pretty fucked since i'm black and the subplot involving me and moot's gf will be meme'd here for sure

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I would recommend a method acting approach
you have to become the little girl to truly succeed

>>83946150

d-d-didn't you just reply to the thread, Anon?

>>83947832
You didn't even make any actual jokes about Hiroshima Nagasaki's history. Terrible. Apply yourself.

>>83947216
Is he Ashkenazi?

are you gonna get cucked in the movie just like ol mooty did in real lifes

what's the time frame of the docu-drama?
early 4chan, modern 4chan, all of the above?

>Shatner as moot

>>83946362

No Krager, I can live with this.

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>>83947832
Ha

>>83945759
What's Dan Schneider like in person?

>>83947713
>/bant/
Literally /b/ with flags. Nothing special.
>/gif/
Agreed but there has been a decline in the quality of porn posted there. It was spectacular when webm's were added to 4chan. And then it happened again when sound was added. I just hope that eventually we will have mp4 or 8 mb limits but that will never happen because Hiroshimoot is too greedy.
I also don't know why /b/ still posts YLYL and music threads when all that shit belongs exclusively on >>>/wsg/

>>83945889
>/b/ used to be good they said
>4chan was much better in 2006 they said

>>83947483

>Boxxy
>her

keke

>you will never make a 4chan movie that accurately depicts the loneliness and isolation

>>83946160
>being this new

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how accurate is this?

>>83947884
Well his mother's maiden name was Cohen so you tell me

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already lost interest in larping?
worst larp of the week 2bh