>Character visits someone's house >"Can I offer

>>83942556
What do people do in your country OP?

>>83942580
Not get shot.

>heres your haircut sir
>that will be 20 dollars plus the tip
Do Americans do this?

>>83942618
Yeah they get ran over by trucks of peace

>>83942580
They offer pussy piss tasting tea.

>>83942640
Try again. Never had one terrorist attack in my country.

>>83942556
only if its evening in the winter where i'm from. otherwise it's some sweet tea.

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When I go to my friends house its usually a beer that's offered.

The coffee thing is just a meme.

>>83942556
>offering a guest something

Those ignorant Americans are at it again

>>83942556
>Character visits someone's trailer park
>"Can I offer you guys some good morning america?"

>>83942690
Keep lying, kek

>>83942556

>Character visits someone's house
>"Would y'all like some chicken McNuggets™?"

Does this really happen in the USA?

In Poland there are no terrorists :D

There are no " refugees " either though

> Character visits someone's house
> Would you guys like some NUMBER 9, TWO NUMBER 7, ONE NUMBER 6 EXTRA LARGE ?

>Character A drives character B to an unidentified location
>Character A brings car to a halt
>"we're here"

>>83942739
>keeping a beer in a fridge
The height of selfcontrol. I always drink everything I have as soon as I can

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>>83942556
>character goes to a house party in 2011

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>Character visits someone's house
>doesn't take his shoes off by the entrance
>doesn't kneel on the floor in front of a tiny ass table
>doesn't drink tea
Do Americans really do this?

>>83942556
>Character visits a colombian friend
>want some coca or something?

>>83942690
Based Poland

>How dare Americans not piss in guest's faces

>>83943538
>Character visits Italian friend
>he lives with his mother and three of his siblings

>>83942556
>Character visits someone's house
>doesn't take off shoes
>"Can I off you my wife?"

Do Americans really do this?

>>83942690
Must be one of those Europeans shitholes who's only culture is Marxism

>character goes to America
>doesn't get shot instantly

Ruins my immersion every time

>Not offering guests some of the delicious coffee you have
What the fuck is this savagery

daily reminder that america is a fantasy land that is flawlessly represented by any television writing you can think of.

>>83944120
Damn jimmy, this is some gourmet shit

>>83943234

Buy extra

>>83942556
People all over the world to that. Where do you live?

>>83943940
>heya mama! You nota usin enough uh dah spicy sawsa
>wassa matta wichoo bambino!?

>>83942580
offer 1 (one) frog each time a character visits the house