>Alex "Luke you perv give me my underwear back now!"

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>Alex "Luke you perv give me my underwear back now!"
>Luke "No way, these kids at school are going to give me $50 for them
>Claire "Luke... You stole Alex's panties?"
>Alex "Yes! And he won't give them back! He stole them out of my hamper!"
>Claire shifting nervously "Luke, honey, why don't you give them to me right now. They're not yours and you shouldn't take things that don't belong to you"
>Luke handing the panties to Claire in the front seat "Alright, but what's the big deal anyway? She has more, and I could have made $50!"
>Alex "Thanks mom! But you can just give them to me, you font have to hold on to them"
>Claire "No that's OK hun, I'm going to do a load of laundry later"
>At a red light Claire tries to inconspicuously sniff the panties
>Haley "Mom... Did you just sniff Alex's panties?"
>Claire beet red "N...no! No I mean yes, I was uhh... Just trying to figure out how dirty they are. Jeez Alex, I might have to watch these twice"
>Claire now blatantly holds the panties to her face and inhales deeply

Modern Family.