/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>83941036
I saw the pic and thought this was the FF thread.
Disappointed.

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

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>>83941036
/tpg/ is already dead after only 24 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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Who the fuck eats a sandwich at 4:30am? And why did it make that sound?

>>83941140
toasted bread senpai

>>83941140
potato chips in sandwich. a classic.

you are going back to missoula
montanaaaa
oh hell god baby damn no
call for help
helllooooo-oooooo
lynched
frosted
we're not talking about judy
damn fine coffee
kid? i'll show you kid
ask me anything
thank mr. jackpot

>tfw a nigger near me said twin peaks was deep
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>83941230
I been smoking for 75 years. Every fucking day.

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>>83941036
Is it a ((coincidence)) that a tiny, child-sized soul is claimed by SMOKIN BABIES next Bob vessel man, then a tiny, child-sized maniac is unleashed?

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>>83941236

>>83941283
It's neither a coincidence nor does it have any relationship. You're connecting dots where there aren't any because you're intellectually challenged.

>>83941258

HDS is a national treasure.

jaimie, straighten my ice pick

>>83941303

I really want Viper to play at the Roadhouse at the end of one of the episodes.

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Michael Anderson did nothing wrong. Lynch told him to kill myself!

>>83941140

Now it's 30 minutes later each post? Are we eventually going to loop back around to the original time she ate it?

>>83941397

>Lynch told him to kill myself!

LITERALLY LYNCHED

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>>83941342
You sound recently booty-bothered

>>83941175
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83941452
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE

Rhonda best girl

>>83941067
That's
>>83936716

>>83941397
>that MJA facebook post was the truth
>no one believes him because he's an ugly midget and Lynch is a powerful and beloved auteur with his finger in every pie
>"sane man in an insane world" syndrome erodes his sanity until he's the Trump-supporting nutjob that he is today
Kind of depressing desu

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And for his next magic trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA
Did they know too much?

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>>83941726
I like where this is going.

I came across that q2 fan edit of FWWM a while ago and downloaded it for later use.

I read left and right that if you're really interested in the series, you're actually supposed to watch the missing pieces separately.

is this true? Should I be looking for that? I don't mind watching a longer version of FWWM if it's well done.

>>83941662
Literally cry harder. I got into some debt with some shady people after assuming the crazy post-election returns would keep going

I need that fucking SALT

>>83941834
It is well done, but it messes with the tone and pacing of the film for the sake of completionism.

If you've already watched FWWM, the fanedit is a good watch and probably a better companion to the series. FWWM is a far better standalone "film"

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83941953
MEMETANA

>>83941953
NO UNCLE LELAND NO

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HELLLLLLOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO

>>83941865
That really sucks, anon, but that doesn't sound remotely comparable to being treated like a monster for trying to blow the whistle on an incestuous child rapist who had someone killed.

>>83940453
I don't watch much tv, mainly movies.

*cough*

Fuck Gene Kelly. You motherfucker.

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>>83942010

>>83941140

I am enjoying this meme.

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Ask me anything

I just wanted to day that /tpg/ is like 25% of the entertainment I get from the new series.
And the series itself is fantastic. I can't decide if this or The Young Pope is my favorite tv series of all time. What a year!

>>83941953
UGANDAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83941140
I want her to bully me so much.

Who /FROSTED/ here?

>>83942110

frosted as in i paid $21 for his book? then yes, unfortunately i am frosted

>>83941070
yez. i noticed you posted your ghey shitagain. so edgelord son.

>>83942071

How long you been smoking, Harry?

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one one nine

>>83942123
>paying for a book
>not going to your local library
You deserved to get frosted.

>>83941953
ANDORRAAAAAAAA

>>83942130
I've been smoking for 75 years. Every fucking day.

>>83941140
Jesus Christ...she's becoming Jessica Tandy

>>83942130
I've been smoking for 75 years.Every fucking day

>>83942155

Waif waif fu

>>83942071
>prime Connelly
How did he do it?

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Lynch is completely inept at making use of the medium. Nothing about the new season is uniquely TV other than its length.

>>83942159
>>83942186

Based smoking posters.

>>83941726
>"Hey little children walking around out on the street, look at this."

So progressive.

>>83942205
dumb anime poster

>>83942200

He's Harry Dean Stanton. There needs no further explanation.

>>83942155
I bet junky pussy stinks worse than death.

I'd still tears into it, however.

>>83942200
Huge cigarette

>>83942155

More beautiful than the Sistine Chapel tbqh

So which episodes can I skip?

>>83941140
Because it's stale bread

>>83942205
Only thing I can think of that's uniquely TV are laugh tracks, and maybe cliffhangers.

>>83942216
>being triggered by a consensual relationship between adults
>when we barrage children with a constant stream of violence and hatred in the news and entertainment
not even a homofag desu

>>83942200
I can only assume he looks like her father

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>>83942312
>letting kids watch tv, use the internet or a cell phone

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>>83942263
Don't tell /tpg/ I showed you this

>>83941067
>Are you...bald....everywhere? *breathes heavily

>>83942356
When are we getting an updated version with all of season 3 in red?

>>83941140
430 Richard and Linda

>>83942386
Never because S3 is absolute kino

>>83942265
Cliffhangers happen in movies too

>>83941452
Keke

>>83942386
How will Lynch ever recover?

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>>83942110
>tfw i realized that secret history is actually unironically more enjoyable than all of season 3 so far

>>83942265
No movie has ever had a cliffhanger

>>83942387
What was the sound that played on the gramophone? Did we hear it yet?

>>83942471
It was a slot machine noise

>>83942467
A shit ton of movies end with cliffhangers.

>>83942509
>being this retarded
ISHYGDDT

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>>83942467
AAAAAAAAAGH

>>83942471
Every "crackle" of the gramophone was a super sped up version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOmO9mqogg

>>83942205
It feels like we're being revealed an hour of an 18 hour film every week, very disjointed.

And it's raining Post Toasties.

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Is this the best subplot of S2?

>>83942617

How interesting, I thought we were going to keep Judy out of this.

>>83942643

Yes. I fucking loved everything about it. It kind of carried those episodes for me.

>>83942643
Yes

>>83941726
but why? are you a faggot?

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>>83942643
>ywn fug civil war audrey

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>>83942205

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I was hanging my underwear up in the garden to dry, Dougie

>>83942643
Besides James and cougar subplot yes it is

>>83942617
>>83942651
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

Is this the certified most /kino/ scene in all of Twin Peaks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVOkFozENg

>>83942643
tfw not in the land of cotton

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>I got it. I got all of it. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!

>tfw still no episode 7
wat do /tpg/?

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Tfw you realize Albert is a parody of Humphrey Bogart

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>>83942818

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>But who told you I was going to see Chip?

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>girl is on her way over
>she thinks we'll Netflix and chill
>in reality I'm going to lie on the floor and become Dougie as soon as she goes to use the bathroom

Why do people call Gerard "OAM"? What does it stand for?

AUDREY WHEN

>>83942830
why are you shilling this so hard. come on stop it

>>83942812
>>83942847
>sets up multiple seemingly important storylines in south dakota
>literally never to be seen again

Who fucking edited this mess of a show?

>>83942872
Original Anderson's Main (body)

>>83942872
Orson Adams Matthews is his real name

>>83942830
FROSTED

>>83942847
Who's Chip?

>>83942872
one
armed
man

>>83942643
Everything involving Ben Horne was great.

>>83942872
Orifice Assaulter Mike

>>83942872
officially autistic mechanism

>>83942909

>Did Harvey send you?

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>>83942908
I love how all the brainlets think that it's only one person on all of /tv/ FROSTposting.

Enlighten yourselves, plebs.

>>83942872
Original Angel Marling

>>83942995
He looks like a Renault.

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>tfw no orchids

ask naomi watts anything reddit hahaha
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6hgg17/naomi_watts_here_star_of_the_book_of_henry_ama/

>>83942909
David "Exposed as a hack without Mary Sweeney" Lynch

>That last episode from the death of my favorite character, Harold, to the probable deaths of Sarah and Maddy, was unwatchably horrible and brutal.
>my favorite character, Harold
What the fuck, Joe Zitt from 1990?

>>83943025
That isn't Frost kek

Just picked a random image

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Audrey lost so much weight and now she's fucking adorable. Is she ready for S3 /tv/ ?

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I don't have a twitter nor do I want one but I would follow david lynch for sure

>>83943080
Harold did nothing wrong

>>83943073
Legitimately this.

Wild at Heart is my favourite Lynch film

>>83942428
>>83942467
I guess, but it's pretty rare. Even movies like The Lord of the Rings changed scenes around to avoid ending on a cliffhanger.

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i fucking knew you faggots would do this

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>>83943118
She just needs to eliminate her wrinkles and she'd still be qt as fuck.

Her rumored mental health/addiction issues did a number on her, but even in this pic from 2011 she still looked great and it was obviously mid-breakdown.

>>83943118
She's ready for her 2 minute cameo.

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>>83942643

>>83942205

That's the point. He said he's gonna treat it like a movie so he's treating it like a movie.

>>83942926
Dale's friend

>>83943051

>Everyone has been talking about your character, especially your performance in the most recently aired episode. However, there's one thing people won't stop discussing and it's kind of absurd sounding (but I guess nothing is too absurd when you're discuss David Lynch's works.) In one scene, you (Janey-E) are stacking plates after eating sandwiches with Kyle M. (Dougie).

>This all sounds pretty normal, EXCEPT, you stack the empty plate on top of a plate that has a sandwich still on it, thus smashing the unfinished sandwich. Was this something you did on your own as improv or was this actually in the script? It was so surreal that it fit Lynch's universe perfectly. Is this how you stack plates in real life?

goddamn platefags!

>>83943237

BUT WHY WAS SHE EATING IT AT 5 AM?

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NOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO.
Mommy on /tv/ when????

>>83943281
ASK HER

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>>83943276
Never forgive
Never forget

>>83943266
And yet he's not, because we're getting weekly episodes.

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>>83941729
They did.

>I'ma I'ma I'ma good man starts playing

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>>83943051
>Hey Naomi! I'm just wondering how you prepare yourself for the more emotionally taxing scenes?
>(This is Carlie from allthings_naomiwatts)
>I'm going to see your movie today and am not emotionally ready hahaha

>>>carlieluvsnaomiwatts

>she didn't reply

lmfao beta orbiters

>>83943240
Yeah she's ok.A lot of turmoils in her life.She's too much into religion right now

>>83943276
My god

That actually bothered me

I was wondering if people actually did that sort of thing

>>83942926
>Who's Chip?
The bag of chips Dougie eats in last weeks episode. It's been established that Lodge spirits can take many forms. Still makes me shudder that Dougie left it with Sonny Jim alone for the night. He'll probably wake up dead next week.

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Oh he tries to think

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>>83943237
>NW can't cook
>Crunchy sandwiches.
Deadly Premonition was canon.

>>83942926

He ain't got no phone.

>>83943379
Yeah, I still think she's battling with some issues. Hell, in the leadup to this new season she seemingly flip-flopped every single day from being all about Twin Peaks to shitting on Lynch and Frost.

Sucks to see, but she honestly does seem pretty cool otherwise. I'm glad she's at least doing better than she was.

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>>83943271

>>83943137
>screaming cat
Explain

>>83941953
WEMATANYE

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>>83943511

Will the mysterious "F. K." show up this season?

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>>83941953

MALEBOLGIAAAAAAAAA

Kek Naomi answering questions about Tank Girl.

>>83943276
vaccines were a mistake

>>83943593
Well, in ep 5 Dougie drank F***K's coffee and it's part of what seems to have started jogging the memory. You decide if it's a coincidence or not.

>>83943702

Oh shit, Ike the Spike is gonna put on a littler raincoat and become the new Mini Raincoat Killer.

>>83942010
when you have no evidence but you believe a holocaust denier and then assert a moral high ground

>nice try kiddo, CHAOS CONTROL

>>83943766
It's just Ike now

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>>83943446
>>Who's Chip?
The face of a killer.

>people constantly say that seeing someone from twin peaks will jumpstart cooper's memory and bring him back
>he's already seen phillip gerard twice and still doesn't remember shit

Face it, DougieCoop is here to stay.

What is Joe Rogans theme again?

>>83943855

They really are excellent goddamn chips though.

>>83943884

It was the woman's theme, although Ike may have stolen it when he killed her. I hope the theme transferred to him. Or they get another generic hip hop beat for him.

>>83943948
Ike's new theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOzjBO2dsmY

>>83943951

Leave her out of this.

>>83942872

One Awesome Motherfucker.

The sheriff did it. Why? Because no one would ever suspect him. And
just think of how good he'll look when he catches the `killer'. He's
going to frame someone, I don't know who.

Remember how old the mayor is? That's right, he's going to retire,
and guess who's going to run for mayor? That's right, the sheriff,
who is a power-hungry sociopath.

You want to know how he did it? He started a cult that the town is
going to blame the murder on. Many people know about the cult and are
in it, but it's very secret. The only evidence thus far is the scene
where Bobby and his best friend are `barking' at J. in the town
prison. When Bobby started `barking', his friend joined in
immediately indicating it's something they've done before. I maintain
they do it at meetings of the cult.

The evil sheriff theory also explains why he is seducing the richest
woman in Twin Peaks...

More developments on Friday when I have a completely different set of
theories!


4/18/90

>>83943348

Yeah but I doubt that was his decision.

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>>83941036
*insults marijuana usage*

Did Lynch just search on youtube for "old school hip hop beat", and brought the rights to the first result?

>>83944055
Bookhouse boys is pretty creepy

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>tfw you read secret diary and find out laura and josie bumped clams

>>83941175
HELLLOOOO-ooooooo-OOOOOOO

Some of you may recall that toward the end of the initial season,
and long before the Major disclosed his SETI connection, I posted a note to
the effect that I believed Cooper was an alien (without knowledge of the
fact), that some other characters were aliens, and that the ideas of alien
visitation and alien abductions (killings, implants, etc.) were the basis
underlying everything that goes on in Twin Peaks. So much for setting my
priority on the idea.

Now I want to extend that theory further. I think virtually
everyone in Twin Peaks is an alien, masquerading in one or more human
skins. I think it is a staging area for alien anthropology field teams that
are checking out this planet. Some points:

1) The government may not be in on it, but it's aware enough that
something is going on to put a SETI listening post near Twin Peaks.

2) Cooper has unusual powers, as do several other Twin Peaks
characters, yet his inability to remember his true origin as an alien and his
deep cover role manifests in the childlike wonder with which he views the
planet.

3) The various groups moving in and out (Icelanders, Norwegians,
orientals, military units, etc.) are simply field teams coming and going
about their business.

4) Bob is to the alien community what Lucifer is to Christian
mythology -- the fallen angel, the renegade. Mike is the good angel and is
doing battle to prevent Bob from creating further damage and frustrating
the purpose of the mission. But Bob is good at what he does and therein
lies the main conflict in the Twin Peaks saga.

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ONE ONE NINE

ONE ONE

NINE

>>83944180
5) Some of the key townspeople, such as Ben Horne and Sheriff
Truman, are local organizers of the alien expedition and are responsible for
the flow of personnel and information. Ben Horne has the hotel, of course,
which is a perfect cover for lots of travel; and Harry Truman has the
communications capability to monitor what's happening.

6) The giant is probably the head of the alien task force and
manifests himself to Cooper in an attempt to help Cooper restore his
identify and to fight the renegade alien Bob.

7) The dramatic personality shifts (e.g., Donna) are probably due to
problems associated with the aliens' struggle with their human identities.

8) One-Eyed Jack's is simply a lab for observing human behavior
under special conditions.

9) The owls are similar to the AI animals in Blade Runner --
observation mechanisms placed about to keep track of particular activities
under investigation.

>>83944189

Top qt, would nod with.

>>83941175
thank mr.jackpot

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>>83944211
>>83944189

>>83944171

Welp, time to read the secret diary, I guess.

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It's like WTH people? Really, what was that? No, it is not intelligent or compelling in any way shape or form. In all honesty, if anything, it's like a bad joke being perpetrated on the viewers.
Let me try and save some of you the pain:
You have five minutes of people speaking verrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwwwwly . -End Scene
You then get maybe six minutes of some guy doing nothing but unloading a truck. (I'm serious). - End Scene
You then get four minutes of a guy sitting in a chair. (No, I am not kidding you). -End Scene
Five or so minutes of ridiculous dialogue between two guys in a lodge that goes like: "Ahhh, Jerry. R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me." (Yes, the song. Spoken.) "Is that mother's hat?" -End scene
RFLMAO then MY favorite, you get 7-10 minutes of a doofy man handing a business card to a receptionist with a drawly, high-pitched, slowwww voice and speech pattern who would not qualify for the Special Olympics. Dialogue: "Hello, I'd like to see sheriff Truman." "Which one?" (<< Pause, repeat 2'xs). "Sheriff Truman isn't here?" "Well, do you know which one it could make a difference." (There was no pause so I didn't add any punctuation). "No ma'am." "Ummm. One is sick and the other fishing." "Urrrrghhh ..." "It could make a difference." (Lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng and dead air pause). "It's about insurance." (Shorter pause). "I'm not sure I'll be able to help you." "I'd like to see Sheriff Truman." (Woman looks a little confused within long pause, then more confused longer pause). "I'll leave my card and call another day." "Thank you. I'll ..." while man walks out the door. - End Scene.
Three minutes of headlights on a dark dirt road. - End scene.
Three to four minutes of another two guys sitting in a couple of chairs in a trailer. - End Scene
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why go on? If you don't get the picture by now ...
For those familiar with Better Call Saul, this is like Better Call Saul, without any, ANY of the GOOD.

>>83944180
>>83944206
>t. Frost

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>>83944161
Yes.

Some observations/speculations about episode 4

1) Laura/Madeleine Theory (same person)

When Madeleine shows up Leland asks her "Madeleine, is that really you?"
She never answers. This lends support to the double theory.

2) Dr. Haywood Theory

Doctor Haywood is fighting with Albert to get the body buried. Is
he afraid of what Albert may find? This lends support to the theory
that Dr. Haywood saw Laura go bad and wants to kill her.

3) Runing Jokes

Did anyone else notice the coffee cup in the secret passageway just
before Audrey opened the peep hole?

4) Bobby and the cross

Some people have noted that Bobby was bending his arms back in front of
the cross just before hs dad entered into meaningful dialogue with him.
Actually I thought he was imitating Jesus on the cross, and this was
martyr/Jesus symbolism. After that and his speech at the funeral
("We're all resposible") I think Bobby is supposed to be one of the
good characters. (If you can consider a drug dealer who's cheating on
his girlfriend good ...)

5) Spoiler to Euro-version


In a rolling stone article on TP, one of the actors states that the
Euro-version had an ending that involved among other things "time-travel".
This certainly lends weight to the Mike and Bobby from the future
theory. I'm hopeful that Lynch will end the North American version on
a more realistic note.

I have plenty more observations to make, but I'll have to go back, watch
the tape and write them down. Till then...

>>83943118
>'Oh, that woman over there? That's Audrey. Audrey's always been cool'
>camera goes to Audrey smoking for a second
>Audrey is never seen on screen again

How Lynched are audreyfags going to be?

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I saw Bob at Horne's Department Store in Twin Peaks yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to murder me or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of creamed corn in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept raping her and yawning really loudly.

>>83944171
this ain't news. Laura fucked every female in twin peaks including the old ones like the log lady or catherine

>>83943118
She literally filmed one scene in the new series

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ANON BUY MY BOOK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>83944396
First time I saw this pasta was a Shaq edit and I thought it was real.

>>83944396
>cans of creamed corn
fucking lmao

>>83944189
post tummy

>>83944161
>>83944295
But why

>>83941175
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83944396
>not BOB

you had ONE job

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So why aren't you reading my book?

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>>83944228

>>83944396
I saw Bob at Horne's Department Store in Twin Peaks yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to murder me or anything.

He said, "mutnemom nwo ym fo yruf eht evah I"

I was taken aback and all I could do was collapse in on myself as my sanity was torn to shreds and my soul became the plaything of beings beyond my comprehension.

>>83943276
>she didn't answer
and so the mysteries deepen

>>83944449
Why is Harrison Ford the co-creator of Twin Peaks?

TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME is a terrible movie. I was quite
fond of the television series, but this movie has none its charm I
always suspected that all the mysterious little phrases (e.g., "the owls
are not what they seem") and weird symbolic objects in the series didn't
mean much, but I didn't care because there were so many great characters
to watch. The subplots were interesting.

In the movie, there are no subplots. It is the story of how Laura
Palmer died, and we already know how she died. The bulk of the movie
consists of Laura Palmer acting weird, crying, snorting cocaine, running
around with her good boyfriend James and her bad boyfriend Bobby, and
turning into a prostitute. Her friend Donna tries to stop her by going
along with her. Has David Lynch jumped on the war-on-drugs bandwagon?

9/15/92

>>83944505
>For the next scene, I need an urban beat
>*googles royalty free hip hop beats*
>Perfect! Moving on...

>>83944613
Honestly nothing here is incorrect, desu.

>>83944613
I've never seen a more pleb review.

>>83944613
>>83944664
If this were done well, depicting the gradual degradation of
Laura's life due to drug use, the pressures of adolescence, and living
with a nutty father, and showing the parallel development of the evil
forces which eventually kill her, TWIN PEAKS: FWTM could have been a good
movie. A lot of Stephen King's best stuff is like that. But there is
no character development. The scenes follow each other in no logical
order. Mix them up and you would have the same movie. Laura acts
pained. Her father, Leland, acts possessed. Laura gets over it and
seems okay but meek. Leland smiles and seems ashamed of his outburst.
Laura hangs out with the wrong crowd. Shea cries a lot, a weird kid
jumps around in a mask, there is a lot of meaningless, empty symbolism,
etc, etc, and when it becomes time for the movie to end Laura dies. And
about that title: "Fire Walk With Me." It comes from an utterance by
Laura in one of here pained periods. She says, slowly, as if each word
were loaded with significance, "Fire ... Walk ... With ... Me." It
means nothing. She could just as well have said "Elvis ... Ate ...
My ... Left ... Foot," and then the title would be "TWIN PEAKS: ELVIS
ATE MY LEFT FOOT."

>>83943855
Proof that the Dougie scenes take place in 1987

>>83944572
This is pretty intense desu
I wish we got this Laura in FWWM rather than Sheryl Lee's impersonation of a screaming harpy

Rhonda is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about coffee, urinating in the wrong bathroom, and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>83943511
is this game worth playing?

IF YOU PLAN on seeing "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me," bring a book.
You won't be able to read it in the darkened theater, of course, but
it should still provide more entertainment than what's on the screen.
Feel the binding. Flip through the pages. Wear it on your head. By
the time this movie - and calling it that presumes, wrongly, that it
moves - ends, playing with your book will seem like high adventure.
David Lynch's long-gone and unlamented [Fucker!] TV series "Twin
Peaks" began with a two-hour pilot that was truly exciting television, and
from there it was all downhill. Lynch seemed to lose interest. Other
directors of the series managed to capture Lynch's obscurity without
turning out anything particularly compelling. By the time it was
cancelled, the series seemed to be daring viewers to try to watch it.
Which they couldn't. With "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me," a "prequel"
to the series, Lynch is making the same challenge of moviegoers.
Anyone who managed to watch the show knows who killed Laura Palmer
(Sheryl Lee), the young woman in plastic wrap whose murder was the focus
of the first season [Don'tcha love how authoritatively pretentious they
are - especially when they're wrong?]. But Lynch wants to tell us again.
He also either is trying to justify the series or punish us for not having
watched it. Characters and bits of plot line appear and disappear without
explanation; there are so many hallucinations you give up trying to
determine what the different characters are or are not seeing; time is an
elusive quality. But that wouldn't bother a director who makes a movie
based on a canceled TV show so he can tell us a story whose ending we
already know.

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>>83944189
SIX ONE NINE

>>83944781
It's quite bad. Basically only approach if you're a redditor Twin Peaks fan.

>>83944608

>PR rep "No more sandwich related questions"
>"But if you could just clarify-"
>PR rep "I said no more!"

>>83944642
But he reused this random beat in multiple scenes. What did he mean by this

>>83944781
Watch this LP instead: https://archive.org/details/LP_Deadly_Premonition

This is one of the handful of cases where watching an LP is actually the superior experience to playing the game yourself. SuperGreatFriend is in the top percentage of his craft, and his love and knowledge of the game is infectious.

He even includes mini-reviews complete with clips of the various 80s movies that the protagonist talks about to break up long car rides and busywork.

>>83944861

He likes it

>>83942643
doing a rewatch right now, ben horne might be my favorite character after this glorious subplot

>>83944962

fug

I hate you

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Why are you saying offensive stuff about michael

>>83944813
>better characters
>funnier
>more comfy
>better pacing
>not a soap opera
The only advantages TP has are the s2 finale, the Lodge, and its inhabitants.

>mfw I realize Lucy and Andy's son died and they can't take it, so the Sheriff hires an actor to play the role of their son and ride into town now and again
Watch the scene with this in mind. You'll see.

>>83944922

oh shit its real she really was a tinder whore like all other tinder whores

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/2cgpax/madeline_zima_the_nanny_californication_came_up/

>>83944962
reported

>>83945024
and better gameplay which should be impossible since the TV series isn't a game at all

>>83944781
One of my favourite games of recent years. Gameplay sucks, but I really got drawn in to it.
Totally recommend it.

>>83945089
kek. the driving is really comfy, though

>>83944962

cunt

Why Has no responded to me

>>83945164
>rena riffel
who are you??

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>>83945164

>>83945164
Your mom will die in her sleep tonight

>>83944962
dont clik

>>83945100
thanks

>>83945188
I was in showgirls and Mulholland Drive and michael j anderson is my boyfriend stop talking trash about him

>>83945328
>michael j anderson is my boyfriend
proof?

>>83945328
Did Lynch ever molest you? Did he want you to call him 'daddy'?

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>>83945346
Here's me and him at the premiere of mulholland drive we have been together since 2000

>>83945431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCGW3ssGJfE

>>83944962
please no

>>83945417
No not me but he did that to his daughter and little kids

these threads keep getting worse and worse each week, don't they?

>>83942156
>supporting communism

Me and him our on the run

>>83944323
>the Mike and Bobby from the future
theory
Woah, I thought 2017 /tpg/ was bad

>>83941230
Jade give two rides

>>83945528
>from the darkness of future past the magician longs to see

>>83945520
more recent photo or btfo

>>83945465
like s3 right?

>>83945465
We're not going to talk about Judy at all, in fact we're going to leave her out of it.

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>>83945608

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>>83945465

tough dame

>>83944962

fuck you

>>83945658

lol chad got BTFO'd by hawk

>>83944572
the tone's kinda fucked up it reads more like Cooper's monologue style but on more hyper sexual subject matter

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I'm going down to the sea

>>83945465
This applies to all generals ever.

>>83945694
worst band so far

>>83945658
Cry in the ladies' room, Chad.

>>83944323
Is that rob ager lel

>>83941230
wtf i hate drumpf now

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>>83945694
I'm getting tired of these bland indie guest bands, pls bring Julee Cruise back

>>83945795
she must be wrinkled af

>>83945823

it's not like you look any better

>>83945795
>>83945823
shes too busy singing at fashion shows.

https://youtu.be/dAum7j63-Us

>>83941106
this picture makes me sad, but much fewer people watch tv nowadays.

>>83945795
shes literally dead

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>>83945853
i do

>>83945691
>it reads more like Cooper's monologue style

Well, I mean... it's a diary.

>>83945896
I'm back tracking this image and I will find out who this is and tell them you are posting pictures of them on 4chan.

>>83941140
Lettuce you dilly

>>83945896
>posting pics of your sister on /tv/
kek

>>83945882
This is pretty cringey desu

She looks like an old lady doing karaoke to songs that were never famous in the first place

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>>83945896
not by much

>>83945965
I think age has just claimed her voice.

Your voicebox changes as you get older and her trying to sing songs that she did in her prime are never going to sound the same.

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>>83945934
Don't forget to alert the cyber police

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Julee Gilf

I found out Lynchs home address. I'm thinking about stopping by and seeing if I can talk to him. I live like 2 hours away. Should I film it? Maybe the camera would make him more comfortable because it's something he's familiar with? I know this kind of sounds like I'm joking but I am not. I have loved Lynch since I was a child and I would be so happy to meet him.

>>83945795
chromatics and au revoir simone aren't fucking "bland", shithead

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>>83946070

>>83946070
If I was Lynch I'd probably shoot you. Don't do it

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>>83946116

>>83942386
>When are we getting an updated version with all of season 3 in green?

>>83942460
I'm actually surprised it's not bad so far. I'm still in the Louis and Clark period though. Maybe it turns to shit afterward.

>>83946070

are you retarded? i can't tell if this is a troll post or not. leave him alone and don't be a fucktard.

>>83945823
She was always ugly as fuck but that voice IS Twin Peaks

>>83946070
Hello my dear television friend, David here.

If you come to my house I'll fucking kill you.

>>83946107
I think they should get Foo Fighters or Childish Gambino. That would be so EPIC!

By the way, you guys should all come join us on /r/twinpeaks

I met David in a signing of that crap book about meditation

>>83946116
>he doesn't want to take a bullet for david lynch

>>83946070
Just write him a letter telling him how much his work has affected you and how much you admire him and leave it at that. Im sure if hes touched by it he'll write back.

Also dont put a nailbomb in it you fucking stalker.

I want your opinion on this:

fuck gene kelly, you m o t h e r f u c k e r

>>83946232
Also ask when real Coop comes back

>>83946213
lol this! And I wonder what Redbone would sound like if David Lynch directed it xD

>>83946255
Who is actually john kelly

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>>83946070
there is a PEWDIEPIE video about not trying to visit him

>>83944613
it's supposed to be about Laura, what the fuck were critics smoking when they reviewed this movie?

>>83946187
It drags a bit in the middle, but it's honestly not bad for what it is. If you like the Lewis and Clark stuff, you'll probably like the rest. It's a good read if you're interested in the expanded lore and doesn't really affect the show in any way.

The audiobook improves it. The memers on both sides of the coin on /tv/ are wrong. It's not required reading for the show, nor is it garbage.

>>83946292
your mother, fucker

>>83946292
Actor from Rain Man I think

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>>83944189
one one nine WAS a national tragedy

>>83946322
Rain, nice and wet

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>>83946322
>>83946344
Very nice. Impressive.

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HULLO

>>83946386

JEFFRIES!?

>>83946386
why some many buckets, is this a clue?

>>83946386
Leland?

>>83946386

TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

>>83944962
:(

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is he cameoing?

>>83946518

if he is it'll be his corpse

>>83946560
omg when did it happen?

What is Garmenbozia?

>>83946560
so is Miguel :(

>>83946281
He's good but imagine if it was Christopher Nolan. Mind = Blown! The only director deeper than Lynch.

>334 posts
>95 replies
just let /tpg/ die

>>83946315
Muh coffee and pie

>>83946608
some type of mexican creamed corn

I had it when I was there a few years back and it's quite tasty although I puked like a motherfucker later that day

>>83946685
>3.5 posts per user

not bad desu

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>>83946685

wHERE IS NEW THREAD

>>83946730
In Missoula

>>83942847
looks like Thom Yorke with AIDS

>>83946741
Thom Yorke looks like Thom Yorke with AIDS

>>83946730
montana

Hey /tpg/, I need to call Chip, what's his number?

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>>83946783

>>83946800
0800-N0PH0N3

>>83946811
the 3 kids lookalike? reaseon or casting fetish?