>Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King,

>>83939630
Denethor was his surname. His full name was Stuart 'Stewie' Denethor

>>83939672
Like Gandalf is really called Gandalf Mithrandir?

>>83939718
Nope. His name was Gandalf StormCrowe

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>>83939769
What about this dude? Aragorn was an alias and he was really Elessar the whole time?

Can't we just have a genuine LotR thread once in a while? It's either this shit or tax posting which was fun at first but quickly became lame as it ruined attempts at actual discussion.

>>83939834
Nope, his name was strider. Did you watch this film mute or something?

>>83939837
If you don't use memes no one replies :(

>>83939837
>forgetting the mandatory "Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor?" shitpost

It's truly the worst.

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>>83939954
Yet it gets the most replies and occasionally leads to lore discussion

>>83939982
Why didn't they just dig a tunnel and passed under Sauron's eye?

>>83939834

I thought that was Strider?

>>83940017
Tunnels, and to be precise darkness, attracts all the nasties in the world, and digging under the heart of darkness would be pretty stupid.

>>83940017
Because....um......no

So was it Frodo Baggins or Frodo Underhill?

>>83939982
There's always one fag that thinks pipeweed is marijuana and the fact you get this same exact shit on /tg/ doesn't help

>>83940083
Then why didn't they just fill a balloon with Helium and flew up above the clouds, where there is no darkness and no Nazgul?

>>83940141
No helium discovered yet.

>>83940121
Baggins Underhill Frodo
He uses his middle name in the pub.

>>83940141
What about at night?

>>83940160
Magic gas?

>>83940160
That is assuming helium existed.

>>83940083
If hobbits live in tunnels dose that mean they are actually evil?

This is the most idiotic thread on /tv/ right now. Holy shit, just kill yourself already you cucks.

>>83939769
Gandalf "Stormcrow" Mithrandir Olorin

>>83939630
lol'd

>>83940189
Tolkien apparently claimed middle earth was europe, meaning it's in our reality, so it's possible.

>>83940214
Only hobbits from Hobbiton live in holes in hills and yes, they were evil.

What movies are like LotR?

>>83939630
Lotr threads are the best thing about tv

>>83940442
The Hobbit

>>83940479
Any good movies?

No matter his name, Galadriel will never stop riverdancing.

>>83939837
Geth this hothead outta here

>>83940553
None that I can think of sorry

Serious question: is there a track similar to this? Angelical, comfy inducing with a small bit of sorrow sprinkled on hope?

>>83940923
Would help if you posted the track

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>>83939834
Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father Arathorn was a good friend. His son might grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself. Legolas! Your mother loved you.

>>83939630
FEANOR DID NOTHING WRONG

>>83941180
>He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself.
>*winks at camera*