>tfw movies and television shows are always getting your country's

if Scottish Twitter is anything to go by, Trainspotting was spot on

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>>83939459
fuck off scot cunt

>>83939459
Isn't Trainspotting accurate?
How about the Full Monty?

>>83939459
You're telling me. I am from Balkans and every time somebody from here is in the movies,he is always portrayed as a goon who SPEK ENGLISH,GOOD YES? I speak english just fine and I have never seen somebody from here ending their sentence with a "yes?"...

>>83939779
delete your post bigot

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>>83939459
?

>>83939717

Anyone who types like their accent is an embarrassment. I cringe anytime I see it.

>>83939459
Fuck off you tory-voting cunt

>>83939459

This, there are no pakkis only heroin-shooting scousers

nationalism was a mistake

>>83939459
Your culture is crying and doing the opposite of whatever the English does.

>>83939793
>the Full Monty
Not Scots in that movie.

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>>83939459
>your country

i cant even name a movie with a german in it that wasnt a nazi or a evil scientist

The Highlands is cool, but man Scottish cities are absolute holes. Edinburgh is good for walking around during summer but everyone seems to be either a busy cunt or just plain miserable.

>>83939459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k

Well Darkplace got it right

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Scotland sucks. Hope you guys vote for independence soon and fuck off with your whinging and love of immigrant cock.

>>83940454
It's Sheffield has the same sense of decay and hopelessness as Scotland.

>>83940707
>he doesn't know

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>>83939459
>people eating a munchy box
>it's not even halal

Dropped me right out of the movie

>>83940955
thats a shit munchy box

>>83939842
This, its fucking stupid

>>83940707
Scots sure are agly.

>>83939842
Fucking bingo. They're all soft middle class cunts like me to boot.

>>83940955
>>83940973
mainland euro here

give me a rundown on munchy boxes

>>83939459
It's okay bro. Speaking as someone from the Southern US who descended from Scotish people the same thing happens over here. Southerners are either country bumpkins/trash, cowboys, or southern aristocrats. The vast majority of normal southern people are pigeonholed into those 3 roles in almost every piece of film. It stinks.

>>83941361
>who descended from ScoTish people
Americans who're desperately scrabbling for some fucking old country identity are the worst cunts of the lot. Away and shite mate.

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>>83941166
It's essentially shit like this but in a box. Deep fried stuff errywhere. It's for people pissed out of their fucking minds (of pished if you're retarded) or breakfast munchie boxes for hangovers.

tl;dr pick and mix of tasty, high calorie, high fat, high sodium shit all in a box.

>>83941361
WE WUZ SCOTTISH N SHIT MATE

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>>83941460
that looks like a proper second breakfast

>>83939459
Your """culture""" is complete garbage. And I say this having done my undergrad at Edinburgh. As>>83939842
notes, people who are super proud of their Scottishness are just plain embarrassing.

>>83941530
Only since the 60's, like ever other western country

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>>83941518
That's not specifically a munchiebox, but it's the kind of mix you'd get.

This is a typical Scottish munchiebox.

>>83940714
>the same sense of decay and hopelessness as Scotland.
Isn't that just post war bongistan in general?

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>>83939459
>cuckland
>country

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>>83941621
Sorry, that's a typical breakfast munchiebox.

This one is a regular meal.

>>83941621
never heard of a breakfast munchie box before the fuck

>>83941621
I've seen fischer price kitchen sets with less rubbery looking eggs.

>>83941621
>>83941693
these look like kidney stone inducers

>>83940571
You're probably not from Germany then.

>>83939842
This tbqh.

>>83940955
the fuck is this shit

do bongs really eat this

>>83941621
>>83941693
>obligatory irn bru

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>>83939459
Malky Taggart?

>>83939842
It's not an accent, it's Scots, a whole dialect to itself.

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I know that feel bro

>>83941530
>undergrad at Edinburgh

Where you probably barely met any Scottish people, except when you bought chips or called a taxi.

>>83941621
FUCKIN YAAAAAS

You can blame yanks who think they're Scottish because they have a great-great-uncle with a friend who went to Glasgow once, and they saw Braveheart a bunch of times.

Ireland has similar problems

>>83941782
Scots do.

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>>83942449
tell me about it

Scots are the most whiny and entitled people in th Uk. They think everything is owed to them and cry 'WE WUZ WARRIORS'.

They literally vote for anyone who will bring in more social services and continue the ones they are depending on. Its no longer about jobs, family or dignity.

At least im not Irish though. Fun fact; ask an irish man what he thinks of the terrorists who flew into the World Trade Centres.

>>83942581
>Scots are the most whiny and entitled people in th Uk
pretty sure that's the achmeds

>>83942581
> Both the 2015 and 2017 elections helped deliver a Tory government

Didn't want the Scots to leave, but could they just fuck off already?

>>83942598

At least they have a legitimate culture

>>83942663
alright al-faragi fuck off

>>83942685

What culture do Scots have.

Most European cultures are now a matter of trivialities after the decline of Christianity.

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>>83942644

>>83942714
fuck off mudshit

>>83942870

Im actually in favour of a Christian Monarchy

>>83942945
So you're an autistic larper?

>>83942968

Thats what the UK is though....

I just want it full on. As i said, Scots have no understanding of their culture.

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>>83942522

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>characters go to finland
>full of palm trees and sunshine

>>83943057
what's your culture?

Was Made of Honor accurate?

>little Athol

>>83943079

> characters go to scotland

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497552051066.webm

>>83941439
There is no such thing as an american but the natives. White people please stop trying to be unique. If you cant trace which white country you come from your parents were whores!! Plus stop lying about your national orgin. I live in a belgian area yet they all claim irish or german. The stores, signs, clubs, and last names are belgian yet they lie.
>>83941460
American here, you sure thats not an american meal. That looks perfect.
>>83941693
I wish we had this in america. We just order tons of food and make our own. Which leaves a bunch of take-out boxes. But that food looks a small and overcooked.

>>83943217
>White people please stop trying to be unique
if a black person is saying this I will die of laughter

>>83943123

Its in decline.

Scotland had a Christian culture which celebrated the noble spirit and those who defied the odds. This is part of our folk songs and stories and our wider impact in the world particuarly in the field of Engineering. We also revel in failure. We have known it for too long. Blah, blah the country side and wikipedia.

>>83939842
git tae fuck ya muppet, mon then square go

>>83943079
Kaurismäki does a decent job of capturing the Suomi experience.

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>>83943217
Nah. Scotland does every kind of munchiebox. From Chinese, to Indian/Persian, to yank stuff which is just fried everything. Chinese is usually fried chicken and beef with loads of garlic and chilli, some thrown fuck loads of noodles in.

There are pizza versions as well. You name it, if you can get a takeaway of it, it'll be munchiebox'ified.

>>83943327
it's not really any different in the majority of first world countries, even outside the west.

>>83943274
Black person here. So how about you say what's on your mind instead of 50 questions.
Cause I wrote what I belived. U.s.a hasnt been a country that long, how can a white person not know what they are. How ashamed or whorish were your folks?

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>>83943414

Scotland is great lads, don't listen to these english autists. Come and visit, you'll have a great time.

>>83943352
chickboxes are kino

>>83943397

Christian is the key word.

Nation and Ideology are intertwined and once you take away the ideology (Christian), the nation will decline and eventually be replaced with something else.

We cant survive on tartan and buckfast.

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>>83943471
You mean chink and yes they are.

These are Indians, shitty picture but good example.

>>83943352
Ohhhhh. That looks goooood. How much does a munchie box run for ( too american) how much is a munchiebox, normally?

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>country

>>83943544
About £6-10 (~$7-12) depending on the size.

>>83943495
Well the west probably isn't going to have a massive resurgence of Christianity any time soon, so it's probably best to look elsewhere instead of just going full hedonist or clinging to the past.

This is a social progress issue, China is going through the same thing.

Why the fuck do Scottish people pronounce J Jai?

>>83943534
no i know mate i'm in ireland, chinkboxes are verified kino. thanks for the correction. chickboxes would be kino too, if they existed. indian looks shit. kebabboxes aren't that bad either, but asians win this round.

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>>83943544
Varies wildly. From like £7 ($10 or so) to £14 ($18). It depends on what you're getting (Indian, Chinese, Pizza, American/Brazilian style shit) and what you're getting and how much. They usually do them by sizes (so you order a 10" box, 12" box or 14" box).

They're spreading into England, not unsurprisingly, they had their own version of munchieboxes which were just plated versions of full englishes.

You have them in America as well. Here is one.

Who /Orange Juice/ here?

>>83943208
Weegies were a mistake.

>Watch a movie with a Russian character
>Their accent is so bad I can't understand anything

>>83943623

They have been hedonistic for a century without the help of Christianity. Religions tempers hedonism.

China might have something like the boxers rebellion soon given the rise of Christian converts. It is estimated at they're at least 50 - 70 million.

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fuck the eu

>>83942644
Tories would still have a majority in 2015 even if Scotland had voted in Labour in every seat.
And if Scotland had gone by 2017, the rest of the UK would have returned a Tory majority of 9.

>>83941621
Fuck

I work shifts, I'm now considering moving to Scotland so that I can get one of those at the end of a string of night shifts. Any porridge wogs want to tell me where's a good place to live?

>>83943874

Why would anyone want to move to Scotland other than misery and an early death?

>>83943874
Edinburgh's probably the most pleasant city in Scotland, but there are some decent areas about 20 minutes away from Glasgow.

>>83939800
Every balkan guy I have ever met or seen thst lives here (Norway) ends their sentence with the word "yes", and not a single god damn one of them are able to speak proper norwegian or english.

>>83943971

Fuck Edinburgh.

Some of the most uppity cunts ive ever met.

>>83943796
Their drug and alcohol usage is increasing alongside it though, I really doubt Christianity will solve the social issues causing that increase.

>>83943927
Munchie boxes, apparently.

Also not sure if an early death would be a bad thing considering the misery.

>>83943618
>>83943707
Thanks for the info.
We have combo platers but youe munchiebox is setup different. A lot of americans will kill you if you mix their food so I doubt we will get a real munchiebox. The closes is kfc. But its still layered or spaced out.
I'm going for lunch now. Its 3 pm and the food pics are too much!

>>83943874
Edinburgh and Glasgow are both good (in their own ways but discussion of the
Aberdeen is all right, but it's two hours away from everything relevant
Dundee is getting better but still pretty shite
Fife (with the exception of the east coast from about St Andrews round to Elie) should be avoided at all costs.
Other "relevant" places are Perth (city is meh, but Perthshire is gorgeous); Stirling (nice enough place, especially in the historical centre, but not much to recommend beyond that) and Inverness (even more out of the way than Aberdeen, but if that's what you want then it's a nice enough place).

>>83943874
Why? If you live in the USA, this shit is moving there rapidly. Jack in the Box literally does munchieboxes (though non-brekkie ones). Scotland is a country full of alchies, druggies, underage mums, walking tumours, heart-attack waiting rooms and fuck loads of toothless fucks. All the shit you hear about Britain being bad for is literally because of Scotland. If you're filthy fucking rich and don't mind living in the middle of nowhere, it's glorious as it's very pretty in those areas. But in the main cities, it's scummy as fuck. Though with money there is always exceptions.

>>83944107
Jack in the Box does them, apparently. Dunno how wide spread that is, I doubt very.

>>83940571
Django Unchained.

>>83944108
Didn't finish that first thought
(but discussion of these differences always leads to shitposting).

Also Scottish "cities" outside of Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen are a fair bit smaller than cities in England. Less urban sprawl too

>>83944072
Depends on who you're dealing with really, some nice folks and a few pricks. Could say the same thing about Glasgow.

>>83940571
Lola rennt. Also German Film is Goat, love Werner Herzog

>>83944193
You just described all of Britain

>>83944090
>I really doubt Christianity will solve the social issues causing that increase

A strong conviction reduces the problem of drugs and alcohol so i think it would be of help. The social progress in china depends on how far the goverment will go to protect itself and open up new avenues. Thats why i speak of rebellion since christians are actively in hding unless they want to go to a church with a camera.

>>83942968
Neoliberals seem to think that holding any beliefs that that can't be enforced upon society as a whole is LARPing. Pathetic.

Scotland is pretty nice though. I've been visiting the highlands during summer these past years.

>>83944251
>Could say the same thing about Glasgow

I have no proof but i think all the cunts from Glasgow moved from Edinburgh.

>>83942452
>no true scotsman

>>83941439
Lel familia, calm down. I'm just trying to foster good will so we can relate a little better. I like my family history, but I'm always going to be an American from the South first.

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>>83941621
>those sausages
>those rashers
>baked fucking beans

>>83944344
But neoliberals do a lot of LARPING when they imagine you can have a multicultural utopia.

>>83943327
The problem about celebrating "those who defied the odds" is that it's not usually about people who defied the odds and won, it's about people who defied the odds and got hammered. Every great Scot has either moved to England, or else sputtered out into bitterness. The English hate successes who escape, but Scots make them look positively generous by comparison.

>>83944294
No I did not. If you cut Scotland out of the UK, the UK would improve massively in terms of statistics. UK has one of the healthiest teeth from 10-40 in the world, yet Scotland is the reason it isn't the best post 40. The reason UK is 'fat' is because of Scotland. Remove Scotland and UK falls in the ranking of fatness. Remove Scotland and underage drinking drops. Underage sex drops. Drug use drops. Heart disease drops. Heart attacks drops. Missing teeth drops.

>>83944406
Don't dis baked beans unless you're square go like.

>>83942581
>ask an irish man what he thinks of the terrorists who flew into the World Trade Centres.

Why would I have an opinion on this?

>>83944406
you gay, son?

>>83941530
You don't know anything about Scotland, you foreigner fag. I say this as someone who's English ie Scotland's arch-nemesis and have no reason to defend them. You're just fucking ignorant.

If you think (((modern))) (((((((culture))))))) is anything to go by then you're dead wrong. Look at the history of Scotland instead.

>>83944468

I agree that great Scots escape the country.

You could make an argument that Canada is founded by Scots. Seems to suffer from similar problems though.

>>83944483
Where is the proof?

>>83943623
>Well the west probably isn't going to have a massive resurgence of Christianity any time soon, so it's probably best to look elsewhere instead of just going full hedonist or clinging to the past.

This is the Scottish spirit of opposing the odds, is it? "Och well, that's no popular onymair, best bend oer for neoliberalism"? This is why independence is a red herring - without cultural independence, tax-raising powers in Holyrood mean fuck all. A rural, Christian country pretending that its enlightenment comes from Brussels rather than the Bible is lining itself up to get shafted by a far bigger daddy than England. We need to look at Iceland instead of electing an Angela Merkel tribute act as First Minister.

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>>83942407
>it's Scots, a whole dialect to itself

the only thing that makes scots more of a dialect compared with any other regional accent is the non-standardised spelling used so cringefully by idiots online

historically it was always just a sub-dialect of northumbrian middle english(Þay boȝen bi bonkkez þer boȝez ar bare/Þay clomben bi clyffez þer clengez þe colde)

>>83944651
If you think because I think Christianity isn't going to come back in a big way any time soon that I also believe that then you're fucking dumb. Look at the west and tell me how it can be fixed through Christianity.

>>83944452
Oh absolutely, but they have the confidence of mainstream media conditioning on their side.

>>83944380
More like "no actual Scotsmen".

why are english people so obsessed with scotland?

>>83944732

Not him but religious conviction is a galvanising mechanism. It increases upward mobility and creates a moral system by which emphasis is placed on family, values and a society which can function on more than an indivodual level.

It may not happen again in the west, but it can fix its problems in many ways. A strong conviction is what is needed though.

>>83944525
Living next to America is their big problem.

>>83944695
It wasn't a seperate dialect if you go back so far that English wasn't either yet? I see. First of all, there are a load of unique words in Scots. Second, Northumbrian is already a dialect, so a dialect that splits off (and it has), is surely also a dialect, not an accent.

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>>83944829
Eternally buttmad because they hopelessly try and convince themselves that Scotland is a cucked country while they become minorities in their own

>>83944867
I agree, I just don't think it's very likely that Christianity will be responsible for creating conviction. Lack of spirituality is a factor, but I think the general apathy and contentedness that's so prevalent today is much bigger than that, everything feels stagnant and people feel increasingly powerless, doesn't help when the media and govt. are basically their own people's worst enemy.

>>83940452
That's a good idea though.
Instead of losing an Empire you gain one.

>>83944732
But you just said it. Retaining our core values is clinging to the past.

Look at the west and find me a single problem that didn't kick off as Christian observance declined. If you can find me one, then I'll have something to argue with. Me writing a screed on how shit everything is in the secular world would be a waste of energy.

>>83944983

These things come in waves though.

Look at Russia as an example

>>83942581
>ask an irish man what he thinks of the terrorists who flew into the World Trade Centres.

we don't care about 9/11, we stopped caring shortly after it happened, along with the rest of the world.

>>83944983
A Christian revival would boil off most of that apathy, stagnation and sense of powerlessness. We need to subvert mainstream media entirely while we're still free to.

>>83945080

Northern or Southern?

>>83945025
But the problem isn't really whether Christianity would solve it or not, the problem is how you "force" Christianity back onto people who were (likely) born in it, grew up with it and then distanced themselves from it because they don't really see the "point" of it?

Is it true than the Scots tried to attack the English during the black plague but ended up bringing the plague back to Scotland?

>>83945173
All you have to do is make it clear to them that everything they currently think is finally echoing the Christian worldview. Make it clear to them that their alternatives are death by Buckie or caliphate. The sole real thing putting people off is sectarianism. Kick away the remnants of the dead Catholic and Protestant cultures, and move on. It's not as difficult in socially liberal countries as it is in socially conservative ones, funnily enough.

>>83941361
literally WE WUZ

>>83945173

People really need to suffer the indignity of a secular society in order to understand the values and traditions their ancestors had.

Russia went through this and embraced Orthodoxy again after the fall of the union.

>>83943208
i-is that sophie?

>>83943815
scotland voted to stay in the EU though, over 60%

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>>83943352
Time this phenomenon made it's way a few miles south, i'd go for a bunch of chinky all thrown in a box anytime

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>>83945806

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>>83945806
>great actor
>great director
Peter Mullan's a national treasure.

>>83945982
Is that Yaxley

>>83943352
ok that looks pretty decent, I prefer having a bit of variety when I get shit from the indian or chinese, small portions of different things instead of deciding on one meal.

>>83945982
still mad that Quarry got cancelled

>>83945351
secularism =/= atheism

>>83945982
I had the pleasure of meeting him one time, sat and talked for about 20 minutes. One of the nicest and most down to earth lads you could ever meet. I'm happy for his success.

>>83946033

Imagine how obnoxious atheists are and then imagine how obnoxious they would be in power.

They use to abort more people than were born in Russia.

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Anytime an American show portrays Ireland it always their shitty ancient stereotype of us with a ton of British culture thrown in.

The Simpsons are the fucking worse for it, they got so much shit wrong and basically went for cheap jokes about alcohol and leprechauns.

If you are going to make fun of a country as least get your facts like, look at their Australian episode it was fucking hilarious and was a huge hit in Australia for being accurate.

>>83942581
>>83945080
>we stopped caring shortly after it happened, along with the rest of the world
Fucking this, I could not give a shit about 9/11.
I hear a ton of Americans talk about how they remember exactly where they were on 9/11.

I don't even know what year it was.

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who /Fife/ here

who /Dunfermline/ here

>>83946206
What do you expect?
It's the same country that still cries about a naval base destroyed in WW2

>>83946206
you don't have to be a dick about it mate, it was 2001.

the 9th of November 2001.

>>83944941
>wasn't a seperate dialect if you go back so far that English wasn't either yet?

what did he mean by this?

for the record I do think scots is a dialect but it gets bigged up a lot as being particually distinct but it really isn't compared with other strong regional dialects plus I don't personally think muh dialect justifies spelling like William Caxton's retarded brother on the internet

>>83945982
>great director
is he fuck, I saw a few minutes of one of his opuses on telly once, near pished masel laughin.

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>>83946120
Not an obnoxious as Christians though

>>83946284
how awful for you

buckfast triangle here ;_;

>>83946359
>implying Neds isnae Scotkino

>>83946303
1. I meant, English didn't even fucking exist last time Scots wasn't distinct.

2. It's the dialect of a nation, of course it gets bigged up. American English is a dialect.

3. People write that way because what they want to say is in Scots.

>>83946437
it isnae tho. weans walking round wi knives taped to their hauns like they're Bruce Lee, it's shite

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>greatest ever scifi author was Scottish

Culture kinoverse when

>>83943123
>whats your culture
what the fuck kind of question is this anyway, you sound like you're in fourth grade

the only time my country has been represented at all was in Ross Kemp's: Extreme World documentary

It was fucking great.

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>>83946889
kebab meat looks a little dry

>>83946889
kebab meat looks pre-chewed
too high ratio of veg to chicken pakora to fill out the box and give you less for your money

not a very good munchy box/10

>>83946925
>>83947090
Fuck off cunts :)

>>83946284
scumfermline

>>83946539
That's not [insert name of better sci-fi author].

>>83946925
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>>83942581

Accurate. Let's go over what privileges Scots get:

- They get dramatically more funding per person than England due to the unfair Barnett formula

- With the above subsidisation, they are able to afford various luxuries like free prescriptions and free tuition which are available to every single person in the EU.... apart from people from the same fucking country, of course! English people can enjoy going into debt to get the same education. But to be fair the English are responsible for this... wait no! If the Scottish didn't vote for it whilst enjoying free tuition themselves, tripling the fees wouldn't have passed. Which brings me to my next point:

- They get to vote in English matters, but the English don't get to vote in theirs which leads to absurdly unfair scenarios like above. Recently a law was passed to address this, but it doesn't go nearly far enough and they still get to do this,and there still isn't a devolved English parliament.

Despite all this, they still blame all their problems on the English even though they're complete freeloaders who we subsidise and they try to act as though they're oppressed. Despite the English getting such a bad deal, outside of this post you never see us whining about it.

Even with all their advantages they're still fuckups and have the highest crime rates, lowest life expectancy, least education etc in the UK. Worst of all the fuckers refuse to vote for independence so we can be rid of the cunts. When will the eternal Scot finally be defeated?

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>>83947725
lol engpaki

>>83939459
Limmy's Show is scotkino though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

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>>83947763

>it's 'a scottish "person" thinks he's above vermin, let alone pakis' episode

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>>83947851
>it's an 'englishman with brown skin and pakistani name' episode

>>83946442
>. I meant, English didn't even fucking exist last time Scots wasn't distinct.

that doesn't even make sense medieval english is still english just more regional and fluid

the main changes from late medieval english to modern english were

>the London Dialect( which was the most like modern english) was used on official documentation and by the King making it the medieval version of received pronunciation
>spelling was standardised by the english chancery because having 20 different ways of spelling a word depending on where you live makes written communication difficult
>the great vowel shift happened and english people for example stopped saying moose and started saying mouse or began saying night(pronounced nicht) and knight(Kah-nicht) the way they do now

>>83946284

/perth/ here

literally nothing in perth and if the current urban decay continues in 10 years the only shops and services here will be chip shops and needle exchanges

>>83946284
I live in Fife sadly

these aren't my ends tho senpai

>>83946284
/aberdeen/ but just finishing off uni at St Andrews. I like the place despite a significant % of the student population being awful, awful people.

>>83947921
It wasn't English yet as anyone today would recognise it. The last time Scots wasn't specific to Scots, English wasn't yet really English. Stop letting your voice be stolen, man.

>>83947420
don't get bitter just cos ye got bamboozled on the munchies, ma man

>>83941621
This is a fancy english breakfast put into a box.
>>83941693
this is a munchiebox. if you are not used to them you will not finish one by yourself or you will throw up. i was near a munchiebox once, it smelled disgusting and i wasnt going to eat anything in a two foot radius of it so that it doesnt taint whatever food im eating. no idea how they sell

>>83941693
How can people's stomachs hold that much batter?

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>>83948227
yer maw certainly handed all of my batter

Trainspotting was a spot on analysis on living in Scotland

It's shite

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>being an effete cuckold who voted against your own independence

Isn't it sad how in 50 years, all of Britain will just be brown and none of this banter will exist ever again?

>>83948303
>electing a muslim mayor.

>>83948307
>all of Britain will just be brown

only england.

>>83948307

Even immigrants know to stay away from Scotland. So England will go before we do.

>>83948350
>>83948354
England dies first, of course. But it will move to Scotland too. You think those pakis can fire out some anti-jock banter? You think they'll even care when you try to banter England? They don't even consider themselves English after all.

>>83939459

In a year or so I will be shooting a film which accurately portrays Scotland and its culture. You can remember this post.

>>83948393
>But it will move to Scotland too

why? there's nothing for them here.

all the paedo gangs? england
successful terror actions? england
muslim mayors? england

>>83948350
Lol its happening here too lad

>>83939842
this

>>83948321
I'm not voting for a bloody kafir.

>>83948307
54% white amerifat

>>83948478
When England is entirely brown, they'll need new white children to rape.

>>83948478
because all of your youth are lefties.

>>83939459
This is one of those historic feuds that as a Englishman I can absolutely endorse, would not be even slighty remorseful if every single scot were viciously killed tomorrow, it would be no different to throwing poison on pests. Never have a more unpleasant, ugly, conceited and vile race as Scots walked this earth. Hopefully the resentment goes both ways.

>>83948518
Actually 98% Northern Ireland, but do try to deflect some more from your inevitable genocide.

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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>>83948494
>3 successful terror attacks in engistan in the space of a few months
>no terror attacks in scotland for 10 years
>THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU

i'm sure they are

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>>83948590
"I had to hide my erection as I left the police station" said Horatio Farnsworth.

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had failed to report the sexual abuse of 1400 white English girls. I had just opted for my daughters cunny to be frequently enriched by spicy halal sausage. Yet I entered the police station fully intending to report these crimes. Why you ask?

I entered the police station, about to report the crimes. Then from nowhere I conjured the image of a youthful English maiden, white of skin and blonde of hair, being spitroasted over the counter of Patel's Newsagents. At first the image disgusted me. I was angry that such liscentious behaviour could proceed unchecked . Angry that some people would even consider overlooking these heinous crimes in a white European country.

I asked myself why people would turn a blind eye to the rape of 1400 white girls by filthy subhuman savages? I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I became enraptured by visions of sublime interracial cuckoldry, the larger my erection grew. I shut my eyes, the smell of chicken tikka massala pervaded my nostrils. I imagined young white English girls chain sucking paki cock in the back seat of a Nissan Micra while an Islamic Nasheed blasted from the car stereo. I imagined Mohamed Sharif purchasing my daughters virginity for a 2 litre bottle of Strongbow.

I opened my eyes, turned 180 degrees and left the police station. Tears dripping from my face, cum down my leg.

Later that night when my daughter was dropped home by a takeaway delivery van, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought my daughter a hijab which she wears to this day.

My name is Horatio Farnsworth. I am English; I am a cuckold.

>>83948556
you're british too dipshit

>>83948655
Tell that to my passport.

Also, Britain is not the UK. The UK is not Britain.This is very basic stuff lad.

>>83948681
you're a UKuck. you're owned by cuckolds bro.

>>83948631
kek never saw this before

>>83948708
What? I can't decipher the meaning of this post. Too many /pol/ buzzwords. Can you try again?

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>>83948711
i got banned from /int/ for posting it.

bet the janny was an englander lol

>>83944525
That makes a lot of sense, because they're very similar.

Both are to the north of their more relevant counterparts, bitching about them from a place of self-righteousness, and both base 90% of their culture on how they're different from the English/Americans, while spending the rest of the time promoting the few somewhat unique traits about their country as emblematic of their entire culture, ie bagpipes/hockey/timbits/haggis/whatever.

Before anyone gets butthurt, I'm a Canadian with Scottish ancestry.

>>83941530

>people who are super proud of their Scottishness are just plain embarrassing.

Just because you're brought up to be ashamed of yourself doesn't mean everyone else is.

>>83948071
>It wasn't English yet as anyone today would recognise it.

that's just like your opinion man

imo Chaucer for example is very modern aside from wonky spelling, a few archaic words and an accent that sounds like a mix between west country and robbie shepherd

A KNYGHT ther was, and that a worthy man,
That fro the tyme that he first bigan
To riden out, he loved chivalrie,
Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie

not exactly alien

>>83940955
8/10
>>83941460
0/10
>>83941621
breakfast/10
>>83941693
6/10, scored so low because battered sausages, this is obviously a chippie that also does kebabs and has branched out to doing munchie boxes, the chips will be shit for pissed consumption
>>83943352
7/10
>>83943534
7/10, never tried an Indian munchie box
>>83943707
1/10
>>83946889
5/10 chippie chips, they belong propping up a bit of fish in batter and taste strange when you're mashed

Posting from Scotland,, fight me

>>83948775
Yeah, nothing says can't handle the banter like reworking a copypasta into one about kiddy rape.

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>>83948929
sounds like you've got personal experience with paki rape gangs, eh nigel?

has your daughter given birth yet?

>>83948259
like onycunt who eats that shite can muster a stonner

>>83948827
He's after the period you're talking about, and he's still full of things like "riden" and genuinely unintelligible words that have to be glossed and couldn't be guessed.

>>83948776
Wow, what self-loathing.

>>83944483

>>83944483

Next you'll be blaming us for Rotherham and these terror attacks. It's the jocks fault your country's overrun with arab shitheads.

>>83949147
I don't hate myself at all. I'm just disappointed in whenever I hear my country bragging about itself its always in how we're more polite than Americans or better at hockey or some shit like that.

>>83948551
No English person gives Scotland a second thought. Their hatred of us is met with indifference. They're like a spot on your arse, you just ignore it and hope it goes away. So I would suspect you're not English.

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>>83939459
>Be Dutch
>Dutch people on television shows or movies always speak with a German accent.

>>83939717
It was

>>83949265
Dutch is just retarded German anyway.

>>83949265
The dutch language should be removed from earth so it may never again violate peoples ears.

>>83949265
Well first of all, I don't think thats true, German is accents are almost universally portrayed as intimidating/comical, which you don't get with dutch.

Second, Dutch accents sound similar enough to German accents to English speakers that nobody notices regardless. Dutch is probably closer to German than Swiss German.

>>83949118
>He's after the period you're talking about

he isn't though. he was writing late in the middle english period prior to the great vowel shift. you need to go another 80-100 years to writers like Caxton or Malory before you start limboing under the bar of "early modern english"

>>83943874
>Edinburgh and Glasgow
a tradeoff, people in glasgow have more banter but there's more weirdo's that will ask you if they want to fight their dog on the bus, Edinburgh has less of both (in your case remember that Edinburgh has like 3 takeaways open past 11pm)
>Aberdeen
Boring and Grey, decent nightlife as it has a relatively druggy uni and people off the rigs go mental, but has a homeless problem
>Fife
don't (there's a reason this joke exists: how can you tell ET is from Fife? he fucking looks like it)
>Dundee
pretty shit and with almost as many weirdos as glasgow, it is getting developed at the moment, but that doesn't change the fact that the developed area (waterfront)) is surrounded by a circle of shit
>Perth & Stirling
safe and boring
>Inverness
Base level nuttery is higher than the other cities, but there's fewer extreme nutters thn glasgow/dundee, everyone is basically British equivalent of rednecks

>>83949430
It is true, and German and Dutch aren't similar at all. It's like comparing Spanish with Italian

>>83941530
>undergrad at Edinburgh
if you were retarded enough not to get into st andrews then was there really a point in going to uni?

>>83949564
Not really, its more like comparing Spanish with Portuguese

>>83949430
>Dutch is probably closer to German than Swiss German.
I'd say that Dutch is much further away from German than Swiss German is.
But as a Swabian I'm used to Alemannic dialects.

Go talk about shooting heroin and eating deep fried mars bars on /int/ you fat cunts.

>>83939459
Brother, I am part Scottish on my wife's son's father's side. I fell the Celtic blood literally flowing through me just like my ancestors from eons ago in their kilts and four leaf clover necklaces.

There's little that truly angers me more than seeing inaccurate portrayals of my Scottish heritage such as Michael Collines and the like. Fucking hollywood cunts.

>>83949703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX_8knnjbbo

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>there are Scotfags on /tv/ that have yet to watch this.

Get to it.

>>83939459
> thread about memes
> instantly becomes a circlejerk
why are westerners like this?

>>83949703
Do you feel a swell of pride every time you watch something depicting your ancestors getting BTFO by Anglo-Saxons?

i went to america once and they asked me if its true that you can see hills just about anywhere in scotland
i had no idea that it was such a rarity over there, bet theyd lose their shit if they saw a castle

>>83947921
/perth/ too but managed to get out after high school. Feels good man.

>>83947921
>>83950212
Perth's a nice enough town lads.

>>83948045
whats your problem honey ?

Glasgowfag here.

I tend to avoid movies set in Scotland, they just depress me no matter what the story. It's either painfully accurate to life, or it makes things look better/worse than they are and I live here, I don't need to watch it.

Also, on the topic of the political shite I'm seeing here?
Out of the EU, out of the UK.

>>83939717
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>>83941059
back to >>>reddit.com/r/all

>>83942452
all the chippies in edinburgh are arab

Do they have munchieboxes in Houston?

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>supposedly Dutch things in tv and film
>almost always German

>>83951110
What's wrong with making things look better than they are?

>>83951241
Fuck's sake, it's worse than I knew.