>tfw food is almost ready >no idea what I am going to watch

>tfw too much to choose from
>by the time you pick something food is cold

>>83930526
>tfw you end up eating your food while browsing /tv/

>>83930526
Or ice cream melted
Also
>find something to watch in time
>food is eaten in first quarter of movie/episode

There is.
>eating everything you brought back to your room from the kitchen before the opening credits are even finished

I usually put on some random comedy show when I eat.

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>>83930502
How about having no food to eat and no kino to watch? Wouldn't that just put a damper on your day?

>tfw since my gf moved in i can't enjoy eating while watching shit
>her cooking is so good it reminds me of my mom's and I end up devouring the plate while starring at a paused vlc player
>she also makes me use the diner more and more to actually eat the food instead of in front of my kinostation

How fucked am i? Am I pussy whipped for letting her do this?

>>83930758
>not having a gf who has no idea how to cook and only eats microwave dinners if you dont make anything

>>83930631
DUDE. White people have been visiting Africa for years and helping black people get clean water, give them food and supplies.

>inb4 SJW's bring up Black Panther and how white people destroyed Africa

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>>83930758
>mom died 2 years ago
>alone, can't cook for shit
>have been eating store bought meals, raw vegetables and baked beans for 2 years

fuck you for complaining

I used to have this problem but now I just eat while listening to a podcast or watching sports.

>>83930502
Yeah just spent the last hour trying to find something and ended up eating my food anyway because it was getting cold.

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>too much porn
>dick still soft

Perfect to watch while you're eating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jerUAi3whLM

>>83930631
Why don't they just get jobs?

>>83930546
>Food is finished by opening credits

I always have a family guy / south park / or kenny vs spenny episode ready before I begin gobbling away.

>>83931012

>not eating oatmeal every other meal

>>83931639
burned it like twice or so so i stopped bothering and those microwavable packs can't be any much of an upgrade than the store bought ready shit i eat pretty much everyday but never tried it so could be wrong

>order food
>browse /tv/ to see what to torrent
>food here
>JUST PICK SOMETHING YOU IDIOT
>finish food while browsing /tv/

>>83931687

Bro, just buy it in bulk, like 2-4.kg

Put like 150-200 grams into a bowl

pour water until it's well soaked and like a half inch above the oatmeal surface

then microwave it for 2.5 minutes, and you're good to go. It's the most nutritious cheap food in the world, and gets you full pretty easily.

>>83931729
thanks a lot senpai i'm actually gonna try this

fuck suddenly got a massive craving for an oatmeal with lots of shit thrown into it like nuts and dried apricots

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if sperms had no dna would you

>>83931806

Go make mama proud and eat healthy my man.

>>83930551
>order pizza
>gonna marathon some show
>finish pizza
>first episode isn't done

Why am I so fat

>>83931639
>oatmeal
I mean, oats are good as a side or part of a bread, but they are not exactly meal material, unless you are a farm animal.