anyone go to open mic night at the middle east in boston ? i

Tried an OMN in 2010. Got booed off the stage during my first joke. I didn't even get to finish it. This was in San Francisco. It wasn't even a bad joke. It was about how certain cultures have no true human feelings and eat dogs. I didn't even specify.

>>83926642

I would've laughed anon

>>83926569
cool clock sam

>>83926642
that was a successful act then bro. you should have kept it up

>>83926569
HIs stand up is such shit

>>83926642
I once tried doing a standup at our college by doing racist jokes. i got booed around 5-7 mnutes in and word spread around i was racist. Got sucker punched twice because of that

>>83926642
>making a shitty joke about asians in sf
idiot. atleast tell us the joke so we can decide if its shit or not

>>83927197
>Got sucker punched twice because of that

the new left seems to be into that. not to mention blacks and browns

>>83927232
>Hey, so you know how some cultures are completely devoid of human feelings and probably shouldn't be considered human beings at all? (pause for laughter) Yeah, so you know how it's easy to detect these subspecies? (pause for muttering, confused stares, or laughter) Wait, wait, we're in too deep here. Let's discuss another topic entirely. We all love dogs right? (pause for woof-woof-woofs, ecstatic applause, holding up of service dogs, audience members in dog costumes leaping up and down in excitement) You wouldn't (pause for anticipation) ...eat one, right? No human being would do that, right? Why aren't you laughing? Why aren't you laughing you fucking subhuman scum? Why aren't you laughing at my joke? Don't fucking come on stage I'm not done what about the fact that they eat dogs what about
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>>83927269
not to mention congressmen