I never watched Star Wars before. Don't ask. I just torrented

only movies i'd say to watch in order of release

I'd say watch the original trilogy first, preferably the despecialized editions.
If you enjoyed it and want to see it shit on, watch the new trilogy and then the latest 2 flicks.

>>83904613
release date

>>83904613
>>83904643
This OP. Don't believe the /tv/ trolls, the prequel trilogy is an insult to the OG trilogy classics

Star Wars is not good. It's a silly fantasy series made for children. It's that simple. The original trilogy is ok, but to say it's anything more than that is an absolute farce.

You don't go and watch any other kids movies like The Hobbit or St Trinians so why Star Wars?

>>83904613
I heard the best order to watch them in was
New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi

>>83904796
Don't fucking shit on St Trinians, you pleb!

Unless you're talking about the remakes.

>>83904872
This makes me angry. I usually don't say stuff like this but that order is the most reddit fucking thing in existence

>>83904613
>456123
Release date and you will have a more shocking story.
>123456
Correct order and you will have a more coherent story
>3456
This is probably the best

>>83906837
Actually, 1-2-3-4-5-6 might be the best way to watch it. Starting with the trash and then moving to the acceptable and the classics.

>there are people who post on a television and film board and seriously believe anything but release order matters

>>83904613
Original trilogy and then you can leave it at that. If you pirate, get the despecialized editions.
Only watch the other stuff if you want more Star Wars. But it's far from necessary.

If you have the originals, release order. If you have the remastered original trilogy, may as well watch chronologically, even if it does ruin the twist that you probably already know anyway

>>83907100
The editions you use don't matter, kill yourself sperg

>>83907196
>tripfag being a faggot

>>83907246
>hurr let me watch the changed scenes first before I decide which edition to use, and then wait 2 weeks because no one seeds it

I think he'll do fine no matter if theres a CGI dinosaur walking past the camera or not. Just lol if you watch star wars enough times that the bad editions trigger you

>>83907329
It's not like his dick will fall off if he watches the newer versions.
But if he can watch the version that's closest to the original vision, and also is better. Then why the fuck shouldn't he?

>>83907477
>tips fedora
>hi r3ddit I just made a complete cut of the star wars saga and removed every scene george lucas had complete creative control over, and interspliced the footage with funny and appropriate Rick and Morty clips
>untips fedora

Kill yourself

Dumb anime poster

>>83907572
Why are you trying this hard to act retarded?

>>83904613
>Don't ask.
Obviously born '99+.

Watch the original trilogy, and then the new movies. Don't bother with the shit prequels unless you want to experience first hand what a joke those movies are.

you always consume media in the order they were released you fucking retard. why would anyone want to watch shit out of order?

>>83904613
Watch:
New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi

ditch the rest

Machete order

http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/

>>83904613
Don't watch the prequels. Stick with the originals (Star wars - The Empire strikes back - The return of the Jedi). That's it.

>>83907655
>tips fedora
>le rhetorical question insult
>le simplistic opinion that when challenged you don't "feel" like rebutting
>le fan edit star wars
>untips fedora

You are an inferior poster to me, go watch star wars again while the big boys discuss KINO

>>83907825
You haven't challenged a single thing I've stated. Meme arrows and "le" aren't arguments you faggot.

I am falling for obvious bait, aren't I?

>>83907933
Actually they are if you're not 100% autistic you can infer meaning from sarcasm

How can I be baiting when you're the one in the wrong? You're not baiting though you obviously take 4chan very seriously.

Random order. Think about it, there are 8 Star Wars films and the vast majority of people on the planet have only seen them in release or chronological order when there are potentionally tens of thousands of other orderings.

>>83904613

Rogue One
New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi

The other 4 movies are trash. Absolute rotten stinking shit.

>>83906777
I mean it's just what I heard
Watch them in whatever order you want just accept that the prequels aren't as good as the originals

>>83908081
rogue one sucked lol, it's not even a real movie

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>>83907988
So tell me your fucking point?
Do you dislike that people recommend a HD version of the film that's as close as possible to how it was shown in the theatre?
Or do you think that Lucas fan cut with shitty millennium CGI and ruined lighting is the true artistic vision for the film?
Or do you dislike the superimposed Rick and Morty characters? Because those took a while getting used to.

Delete all the starwars films you've downloaded

download the despecialized OT

watch that

forget star wars exists.

>>83908139
Agree.
It's just fanboys porn.

>>83908301
I'm a fanboy and I didn't like it

@83908139
@83908301
>this lonely autist still samefagging
LMAO

>>83908175
fat virgin nerd too scared to watch anything but star wars

>>83908142
I dislike the faggots who spend all their days thinking about star wars and autistically analyzing the lighting in every scene. Regurgitating opinions of youtubers and redditors about slight differences and knowing the pros and cons, is not the correct way to first watch the star wars movies. Autist

>>83908376
So I guess the correct way to watch Star Wars, or any movie for that matter, is to just pop some popcorn, turn your brain off, and have fun!

And it's not even fucking opinions. They've literally looked at the VHS versions of the film and tried to replicate it in HD. Something that shouldn't even have had to be done in the first place.

Fag face.

>>83908301
I said fanboys porn. Not that fanboys liked it...
Cmon..Tell me that scene where Darthy makes a mess at the end didn't horned you up a bit.

>>83907933
Don't reply to the tripfag.

>>83908515
To be fair, if you haven't seen SW and don't give much of a shit about it in the first place, it probably doesn't matter which edition of the OT you watch.

Watch the OT and Rogue One. Maybe ROTS as well. Maybe.

>>83908376
tripfag reading comprehension is the oddest thing on 4chan

14 years now and they never seem to be able to actually read anything. But they're trying to make a name for themselves on 4chan. But all they ever do is look stupid.

>>83908600
There are a lot of sequences in the specialized ROTJ that would make people wonder why in hell anyone would ever have enjoyed anything about star wars.

Not to even mention the "han not shooting first" bit in ANH.

>>83908716
At the end of the day they're pretty cheesy movies anyway, a 20 year old watching them today for the first time will probably wonder why anyone likes it.

Also, the "han shot first" thing only really matters to nerds who've seen the first releases back then, for others it won't even register.

>>83906938
> starting with Phantom Menace
> seeing how shit it is
> dropping rest
not recommend

>>83908805
I'm not talking about the character relevance of han shooting first or second, that is kinda fanwankey, its the fact they have han dodge the first shot by digitally easing the right half of all the vertebrae in his neck. It looks utterly horrible and literally everyone "whats" at that scene.

>>83904613
Why have you never seen Star Wars?

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>>83904613
Machete order: 4,5,2,3,6

http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/

>>83904613
Just watch A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. Maybe Jedi too, but it's not nearly as good as Eps4&5.

>>83910059
prequels have their place, except PM

>>83909927
Shit, this guy knows his stuff. I'll try this when it's time for my son to watch them in a few years.

>>83904613
For real?